BREAKING: Caitlyn Jenner Exploring Run For Governor On GOP Ticket

If Jonathan Swan is the face of DL, we're in trouble.

DEATH PENALTY for TERFS!!

Trans is beautiful!!

I read that as the GOOP ticket and thought, yeah that tracks.

Governx Jenner? Or First Lady of California?

How old is this bitch? Is Kris Jenner gonna be co-governor?

I fucking hate everyone in/associated with that horrible trashy family

LOL R1,

Autocorrect

Though his face is on here often enough.

Meant "fave"

California Transpublic

Firszhrt Lady

Stunning and Brave.

She's just Californx Dreamin'.

This should be funny. Why, Cait is so vivacious and charming, people just naturally flock to her! It will be fun to see how her reputation fares with this level of exposure.

And yes, R11, thank you reminding us about you. I hope to hear more as the campaign builds.

"I agree to dialate all enemies both foreign and domestic..."

I don't think there's anybody in American public life today who is so desperate for attention as Caitlyn Jenner.

It's practically an obsessive-compulsive disorder.

It would be so worth it though to see all the right wing Evangelicals have to support her and/or even stand within a few feet of her on stage.

It would be great if he ran, and the opposition ran on a 'Don't vote for the murderering madman' ticket.

Brucilla is doing WHAT now?

Didn't she kill someone?

How will he get any work done with all the dilating?

She always sounds like she paid someone to take her SATs.

Why do celebrities think they can do everything? Oh yeah because Americans think they can do everything and keep electing them.

This smells like a scheme cooked up at the RNC by guys like Karl Rove. It's how they won they governorship the last time CA recalled the governor. Get a celebrity to run.

This tranny needs to die in grease fire! Everything about her and her family is just rank!

"You Can't Stop The Musx" should be his campaign song.

This is the era of reality show "leaders". As long as you're on a popular show, idiots will vote for them. Kim K can be his "legal advisor". Maybe there'll be a role for Kanye. Or...maybe not...the divorce. Whooopeee.

California isn't kicking daddy Newsom to the curb for this woman-hating, woman-killing HE-BEAST

Caitlyn (Bruce) was gorgeous as a man. Such a shame..

This is an obvious troll thread.

He had a lot of goodwill as a male athlete -- if he'd wanted to seek political office then, he probably would have done well. That ship may have sailed by now (I hope so).

R29, the presence of trolls on a thread don't make it a troll thread. Axios is a serious news outlet, and the behavior tracks for Jenner. Or any Kardashian, for that matter.

I hope the imbecile does run as a Republican. It'll show the GOP as the clown car it's become. Jenner will never get the votes to win a Repub primary (transphobia is as deep as celebrity worship), but might get enough to siphon votes from a front runner, leading a weak candidate to victory.

I don't share DL's rampant transphobia, but I despise the tawdry, brainless Kardashians, their endless relatives and hangers on, and the toxic famewhore culture they've engendered.

Thoughts and prayers...

I thought that was Melania.

R31 Accepting reality is twansphobic now?

I think she'd make a fine Governor. Apart from the hair, she reminds me a lot of Nelson Rockefeller.

Cunt. She doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell.

It's a stunt. Running a state like California is too much like work for our fair lady.

Though I wouldn't put it past xyr to have a campaign just so xe could have a reality TV crew document it as CAIT FOR GUV or some such nonsense.

If this bitch displays that gruesome mug on political billboards people will mistake it at first glance for a Geico caveman ad.

That bitch is a murderer!!!!!!

A cock in every pot!

She’s kryptonite in the trans community, and the shit about wearing her stepdaughters panties, begging her first wife to abort their second child and abandoning her second family would sink her.

Trannys are hilarious. Super freak!

She will be just lovely

Gross. I wish she'd go away.

[quote]I don't think there's anybody in American public life today who is so desperate for attention as Caitlyn Jenner. It's practically an obsessive-compulsive disorder.

I beg your pardon?

She wants to pull an Arnold Schwarzenegger after former CA Governor, Gray Davis was recalled?

History repeating itself?

Caitlyn's housemate/partner, Sophia Hutchins, would be doing all the work if Cait was elected

Cait would need to realize the job would entail more than photo-ops, fashionable dinner parties, and attending Hollywood premieres.

Ha HaHA ahahahahahaa

Thank you for the advance notice - this gives me time to get the good popcorn - it's gonna be quite a show!

Caitlyn has no government experience and no job experience beyond self-promotion. Granted, her fame and success was in athletics.

Why doesn’t she/he/ it just die already?

Jenner supported Trump. That’s a special brand of self-loathing right there.

Listen to any interview - Jenner isn't very smart or articulate, despite the fact that he talks incessantly.

He's a borderline idiot - as are the children he raised.

Awaiting the announcement that Piers Morgan will be named her campaign manger.

That didn't stop trump R50...except for the athletic part... unless you figure hitting golf balls, and a fat ass riding in a golf cart athletic.

Caitlyn adores Ted Cruz. Maybe Cancun Ted will campaign for her.

Had Ted got elected in 2020, Caitlyn wanted to be his Trans Ambassador to the World.

Caitlyn Jenner wants to transform California’s political body. There’s a joke in there somewhere, I just know it.

[quote] ... Jenner will never get the votes to win a Repub primary ...

R31, there won't be a primary for Calif's next election. The ballot will just ask whether Newsom should be recalled and, if so, which name on a list of candidates should replace him as Gov -- a candidate can get on the list by paying a filing fee of approximately $4,000 or filing a petition with 7,000 signatures.

R2, the joke is that the anti-trans brigade is supported by the GOP

Don't know why Caitlin wants to be part of a club that doesn't want her as a member

R42, bigots are hilarious

Oh Great! Now we can have all the RightWing garbage COMBINED WITH all of the psychotic Trans-Nazisims in one hideous package!

She hasn't got a shot in hell. Trump got a ton of help from Mark Burnett to edit him in a good light. Kris Jenner made sure we all know about how he snuck into his young daughters rooms to try on their underwear like a creep. Deplorables will overlook a "good old boy" like Trump and Gaetz, they won't overlook a trans creeper.

Californx Transpublic

As Bruce or as Caitlin, never the brightest bulb.

She'll cut the sac off of Sacramento.

Caitlyn's desperately seeking attention again? As the great philosopher Jeff Probst said many times, I've got nothing for you.

The death-match between Caitlyn and Meghan for most ridiculous political aspirant might be fun.

Her campaign slogan:

"Buckle up, Buckeroo!"

So stunt casting in politics, now.

FANFUCKINGTASTIC!

I must agree with a previous poster who said it would be worth it, just to see republicans having to support her and stand on stage with her.

Thank you R68

Will CA MAGAts vote for a guy who's a cunt or a gal who's a dick?

Caitlyn and that whole family are scum of the earth. Virulent, amoral, willfully ignorant narcissists.

Caitlyn is especially a scumbag because she's a conservative traitor allying herself with a neo-nazi party that utterly despises transgender people.

She's a traitor just like gay republicans are a traitor to gay people.

I’ve told you time and time again, R18, BruceLYN, BruceLYN!!

Is this similar to a FunRun? Bruce has got this in the bag!!

I'm sorry, but he was weird as Bruce and now she's just more weird and pathetic as Caitlyn.

We learned our lesson with Arnold and at least he was A list.

No, Caitlyn, just no.

How can she transition and still be a Republican when her party has disavowed her very existence.?

It's a mess.

She was chairwoman of Cunts for Trump wasn't she?

He's such a desperate, attention-seeking shithead.

And he's dumb as hell to boot.

[quote]How can she transition and still be a Republican when her party has disavowed her very existence.?

Because he's still a conservative, asshole, entitled white man trapped in the body of a white man who has chosen to mutilate his body.

California deserves "Her"!

I hope he runs because he would fail.

He is against gays marrying.

So so brave.

This is a joke. California will not support a trans Khardashian with no experience. Arnold was very popular. Caitlin is a lightweight reality star with no popularity.

[quote]Does she grate garlic on her skin? Or is it soft as mine?

[quote]Are her lips chafed and dry as the desert sand? Or are they moist and red, like a pomegranate?

This fucking disgusting hag thinks we need to see more of her? Learn from her views on government?

Well, if she wins, she will be driven around, so no more killing.

Enough of celebrities running for political office. Let’s be serious folks. The issues the country faces are very serious.

Gee The Kardashian show is ending and all of a sudden Kim is a billionaire and Cailyn wants to run for Governor. What a co-incidence!

ALSO IN THE AXIOS ARTICLE:

Jenner is being assisted in her consideration by Caroline Wren, a longtime GOP fundraiser...Wren helped organize the rally [Trump] addressed immediately before the U.S. Capitol assault on Jan. 6.

Well, if Caligula could run the Roman Empire...

Stupid of Axios to even cover this bullshit. They're usually good with political news. This is nonsense.

Did Bruce Jenner and Cindy Crawford look alike when they were younger? Like brother and sister? Cuz they are identical now. When I see Cindy I think she's Katelyn momentarily. No snark. Meaningful Beauty should be seriously avoided.

Goddamn this tranny cunt and the rest of her disgusting offsprings. A bunch of desperate famewhores.

She is only doing it for exposure. She reached out to Kris because her income streams were dropping because she was unlikable.

Haven’t we been though enough with Trump? This is embarrassing.

This is beautiful and classy lady. She is insperation to me.

Will Cait keep her campaign promise that ALL WOMEN (from Size 1 to Shaquille O'Neal) will have access to Christian Louboutin pumps?

Hell has Officially frozen over.

Which toilet will she be allowed to use at her own rallie- er, "gatherings?"

He’s so dignified

Draggin' da tranny...