Happy Easter, you sinful perverted heathens!
That ain't Jesus! Jesus looks like Andy Gibb, FFS!
That's a pic of some black nationalist serving a life sentence for a string of violent bank robberies in the early '70s.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 4, 2021 4:06 PM |
Beware the Zombie Christ! He is Risen. And He Hungers.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 4, 2021 4:09 PM |
Actual footage of Christ emerging from the crypt has been discovered. It's a miracle! Praise Him!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 4, 2021 4:12 PM |
Sorry, but we're not going to celebrate it until the REAL Easter on May 2.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 4, 2021 5:48 PM |
I simply rub one out and get on with my day!
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 4, 2021 5:50 PM |
And if he comes out of the tomb and sees his shadow and goes back in its another six weeks of winter.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 4, 2021 5:50 PM |
Any sign that Trump went to services? He's Christian, right?
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 4, 2021 6:30 PM |
Happy Easter guys, including those like me who celebrate in a secular way.
Love you guys!
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 4, 2021 6:41 PM |
I can't believe I'm going to confess this.... When I was kid, We had a copy of Life Magazine that celebrated the work of Michelangelo and I used to masturbate to all the naked males on the Sistine Ceiling. It was a my porn.
I feel so ashamed and filthy, but, DAMN! That statue of David got me so rock hard!
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 4, 2021 6:53 PM |
That's hilarious, R13.
A friend of a friend worked in retail (clothing). His job one day was to change the clothes on the window mannequin. He disrobed the mannequin, looked outside the store, and realized there was a guy staring at the naked mannequin, getting horny (saying "Ooh!").
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 4, 2021 6:58 PM |
[quote] He is risen
I've never seen this until I moved down South. It's all over. the place down here. People put up signs, they constantly post it. They say it too
It's a slogan of people who have accepted Jesus as their mascot
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 4, 2021 7:08 PM |
[quote] I've never seen this until I moved down South. It's all over. the place down here. People put up signs, they constantly post it. They say it too
That makes sense. I clicked on a YouTube video, how to make a lemon Easter dessert. It was a southern lady with a southern following. All the comments were: "He is risen!"
Reminds me of Flannery O'Connor.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 4, 2021 7:28 PM |
For we Presbyterians:
The pastor yells, "HE HAS RISEN!"
The congregation responds "HE HAS RISEN, INDEED!"
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 4, 2021 7:44 PM |
Why do Christians eat ham on a day that celebrates the resurrection of a Jew?
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 4, 2021 11:10 PM |
isn't the thread title an "oh dear" even though that phrasing is common and historical?
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 4, 2021 11:13 PM |
While it's true that Christians celebrate and commemorate that Jesus has risen, it's important for them to also celebrate that the Resurrection is timeless, i.e., he remains alive for us still, so he IS risen.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 5, 2021 3:44 AM |
[quote]It's a slogan of people who have accepted Jesus as their mascot
That's because with JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-sus, you're always on the winning team!
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 8, 2021 7:26 AM |