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He is risen

Happy Easter, you sinful perverted heathens!

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by Mgwana Kikbuti (formerly known as Kirk Cameron)reply 23Last Wednesday at 11:26 PM

That ain't Jesus! Jesus looks like Andy Gibb, FFS!

That's a pic of some black nationalist serving a life sentence for a string of violent bank robberies in the early '70s.

by Mgwana Kikbuti (formerly known as Kirk Cameron)reply 104/04/2021

Beware the Zombie Christ! He is Risen. And He Hungers.

by Mgwana Kikbuti (formerly known as Kirk Cameron)reply 204/04/2021

Actual footage of Christ emerging from the crypt has been discovered. It's a miracle! Praise Him!

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by Mgwana Kikbuti (formerly known as Kirk Cameron)reply 304/04/2021

Sorry, but we're not going to celebrate it until the REAL Easter on May 2.

by Mgwana Kikbuti (formerly known as Kirk Cameron)reply 404/04/2021

I simply rub one out and get on with my day!

by Mgwana Kikbuti (formerly known as Kirk Cameron)reply 504/04/2021

And if he comes out of the tomb and sees his shadow and goes back in its another six weeks of winter.

by Mgwana Kikbuti (formerly known as Kirk Cameron)reply 604/04/2021

Happy Easter

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by Mgwana Kikbuti (formerly known as Kirk Cameron)reply 704/04/2021

Happy Easter from Mama Mosie Burks.

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by Mgwana Kikbuti (formerly known as Kirk Cameron)reply 804/04/2021

Any sign that Trump went to services? He's Christian, right?

by Mgwana Kikbuti (formerly known as Kirk Cameron)reply 904/04/2021

Hold My Mule!

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by Mgwana Kikbuti (formerly known as Kirk Cameron)reply 1004/04/2021

Happy Easter guys, including those like me who celebrate in a secular way.

Love you guys!

by Mgwana Kikbuti (formerly known as Kirk Cameron)reply 1104/04/2021

Jesus is risen! (Click for the funny part).

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by Mgwana Kikbuti (formerly known as Kirk Cameron)reply 1204/04/2021

I can't believe I'm going to confess this.... When I was kid, We had a copy of Life Magazine that celebrated the work of Michelangelo and I used to masturbate to all the naked males on the Sistine Ceiling. It was a my porn.

I feel so ashamed and filthy, but, DAMN! That statue of David got me so rock hard!

by Mgwana Kikbuti (formerly known as Kirk Cameron)reply 1304/04/2021

HaPpY Easter!

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by Mgwana Kikbuti (formerly known as Kirk Cameron)reply 1404/04/2021

That's hilarious, R13.

A friend of a friend worked in retail (clothing). His job one day was to change the clothes on the window mannequin. He disrobed the mannequin, looked outside the store, and realized there was a guy staring at the naked mannequin, getting horny (saying "Ooh!").

by Mgwana Kikbuti (formerly known as Kirk Cameron)reply 1504/04/2021

[quote] He is risen

I've never seen this until I moved down South. It's all over. the place down here. People put up signs, they constantly post it. They say it too

It's a slogan of people who have accepted Jesus as their mascot

by Mgwana Kikbuti (formerly known as Kirk Cameron)reply 1604/04/2021

[quote] I've never seen this until I moved down South. It's all over. the place down here. People put up signs, they constantly post it. They say it too

That makes sense. I clicked on a YouTube video, how to make a lemon Easter dessert. It was a southern lady with a southern following. All the comments were: "He is risen!"

Reminds me of Flannery O'Connor.

by Mgwana Kikbuti (formerly known as Kirk Cameron)reply 1704/04/2021

For we Presbyterians:

The pastor yells, "HE HAS RISEN!"

The congregation responds "HE HAS RISEN, INDEED!"

by Mgwana Kikbuti (formerly known as Kirk Cameron)reply 1804/04/2021

He is risen INDEED

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by Mgwana Kikbuti (formerly known as Kirk Cameron)reply 1904/04/2021

Why do Christians eat ham on a day that celebrates the resurrection of a Jew?

by Mgwana Kikbuti (formerly known as Kirk Cameron)reply 2004/04/2021

isn't the thread title an "oh dear" even though that phrasing is common and historical?

by Mgwana Kikbuti (formerly known as Kirk Cameron)reply 2104/04/2021

While it's true that Christians celebrate and commemorate that Jesus has risen, it's important for them to also celebrate that the Resurrection is timeless, i.e., he remains alive for us still, so he IS risen.

by Mgwana Kikbuti (formerly known as Kirk Cameron)reply 2204/04/2021

[quote]It's a slogan of people who have accepted Jesus as their mascot

That's because with JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-sus, you're always on the winning team!

by Mgwana Kikbuti (formerly known as Kirk Cameron)reply 23Last Wednesday at 11:26 PM
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