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I forgot Joaquin used to be Hot

Baddie past

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by Anonymousreply 33April 19, 2021 1:20 PM

No. Never hot.

by Anonymousreply 1April 4, 2021 2:25 AM

Too much chin. The extra weight not hides it a tad.

by Anonymousreply 2April 4, 2021 2:26 AM

*now hides it

by Anonymousreply 3April 4, 2021 2:26 AM

Yeah it was truly disappointing what he became. I believe he could return to hotness if he showered and groomed himself.

by Anonymousreply 4April 4, 2021 2:26 AM

He looked like non-fat Elvis

by Anonymousreply 5April 4, 2021 2:27 AM

I think he still looks good.

by Anonymousreply 6April 4, 2021 2:30 AM

He had both the looks and a certain quality. So did his brother River, but they each had their own distinctness. I think Joaquin still has a certain aura, but his physical attractiveness is fading more because he's not taking care of himself rather than age.

by Anonymousreply 7April 4, 2021 2:31 AM

NOSE. Yikes!

by Anonymousreply 8April 4, 2021 2:31 AM

There has always been something a bit off about him.

As good an actor as he's turned out to be, deep down he probably knows that he wouldn't have made it had River survived. Someone like River sucks all the oxygen out of the room, so would have suffocated a just starting Joaquin's career.

by Anonymousreply 9April 4, 2021 2:43 AM

I don't think he and River would have been competing for the same parts.

by Anonymousreply 10April 4, 2021 2:45 AM

[quote]I don't think he and River would have been competing for the same parts.

No, of course not.

The point was that all attention and focus would have been on River, so Joaquin wouldn't have ever been considered to begin with.

by Anonymousreply 11April 4, 2021 2:46 AM

That makes little sense. If Jamie Lynn Spears can headline her own series...

by Anonymousreply 12April 4, 2021 2:49 AM

I wouldn't be surprised if River and Joaquin had different dads. All of the Phoenix siblings look like their dad except for River who was blond and blue-eyed with softer features.

by Anonymousreply 13April 4, 2021 2:55 AM

River looked like his mother. Looking like your mother doesn't mean the man who raised you isn't your father.

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by Anonymousreply 14April 4, 2021 3:13 AM

R14 River had the same wonky left eye issue as his father did.

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by Anonymousreply 15April 8, 2021 10:45 AM

he really was (and still is) a hottie OP!😍😍

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by Anonymousreply 16April 8, 2021 11:12 AM

He was pretty when young, but I didn't care for the bearded, more rugged look he acquired as he got older.

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by Anonymousreply 17April 8, 2021 12:20 PM

I was so in love with him in the 2000s. The dark hair and those sparkling green eyes and that sexy stare! I first discovered him in 8MM when my siblings rented it one night. Man, was he ever sexy in that (see image below). I watched GLADIATOR, SIGNS, THE VILLAGE, LADDER 49, WALK THE LINE, and WE OWN THE NIGHT in theaters because of him.

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by Anonymousreply 18April 9, 2021 3:36 PM

I thought he was fuckable in Gladiator.

by Anonymousreply 19April 9, 2021 3:39 PM

JOKER has reignited my love for him. He has really become a great actor.

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by Anonymousreply 20April 9, 2021 3:39 PM

I thought Joker was just terrible. And I honestly wanted to like it.

by Anonymousreply 21April 9, 2021 3:41 PM

I can't believe Joker made so much money. I also wanted to like it but it left me cold. I'd rather rewatch the Deniro movie it copied, King of Comedy.

by Anonymousreply 22April 9, 2021 3:48 PM

It was brilliant

by Anonymousreply 23April 10, 2021 1:02 PM

He was very hot/sexy in Quills co-starring Geoffrey Rush and Kate Winslet.

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by Anonymousreply 24April 19, 2021 11:20 AM

I forgot how time works.

by Anonymousreply 25April 19, 2021 11:24 AM

I can’t believe super wealthy Rooney got with his ass.

by Anonymousreply 26April 19, 2021 11:41 AM

NO, not hot, Looked like a Fuckin' Weenix

by Anonymousreply 27April 19, 2021 11:44 AM

This is usually my look and he leaves me cold. What makes a man a beauty? Symmetry and strength of features, combined with a certain raw masculinity and sexuality, perhaps?

His features are garish. They're just too much on too small a canvas. He will never be attractive, at least to me. He was well- cast as the white trash creep in To Die For. He could never play a gentleman or a General.

by Anonymousreply 28April 19, 2021 12:17 PM

R28 he played a Roman emperor and was nominated for all the awards.

by Anonymousreply 29April 19, 2021 12:43 PM

Can't get past the lies about his harelip.

by Anonymousreply 30April 19, 2021 1:01 PM

Garish? Dude, that’s harsh

by Anonymousreply 31April 19, 2021 1:18 PM

I remember thinking he looked peculiarly like an adult woman in Parenthood.

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by Anonymousreply 32April 19, 2021 1:19 PM

It's easy to forget, OP.

by Anonymousreply 33April 19, 2021 1:20 PM
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