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Let’s predict what’s next for Matt Gaetz

Now that we know Gaetz showed naked pics of his conquests on the floor of Congress and that the.NY Times has his receipts for his young things, Gaetz will resign within a month and run away with Nestor to Guatemala.

by Anonymousreply 60Last Wednesday at 8:59 AM

Fuck no. No running away with his boy-son-lover, Nestor. Prosecution, conviction, and prison time for this trump-licking prick.

by Anonymousreply 104/02/2021

WTF!! "In June 2020, following an argument with then-Representative Cedric Richmond, Gaetz said he had been living with a 19-year-old immigrant from Cuba, Nestor Galbán, since Galbán was 12, and considered Nestor his son. He later clarified that Galbán is the brother of an ex-girlfriend of Gaetz's and that Galbán spends time with his sister, with Gaetz's family, and with Gaetz. The two are not related genetically or legally. Gaetz said, "Our relationship as a family is defined by our love for each other, not by any paperwork." In 2016, he called Galbán a "local student"; in 2017, he called Galbán "my helper".

by Anonymousreply 204/02/2021

Fox News, then Dancing with the Stars.

by Anonymousreply 304/03/2021

Someone will suicide him; he’s already threatened Tucker on the air.

I know you don’t care for Heath Ledger in his role as The Joker in “The Dark Knight”, but this whole clown show reminds me of the bank robbery where psychopaths kill one another after performing their tasks.

This is the part where TFG’s minions off one another.

by Anonymousreply 404/03/2021

This.

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by Anonymousreply 504/03/2021

Ew... at least Cockgobbler is kind of cute and buff. Gaetz is so ugly I don’t want him at all.

by Anonymousreply 604/03/2021

Can’t we trade him back to the straights?

by Anonymousreply 704/03/2021

Murder, most foul!!

by Anonymousreply 804/03/2021

Gaetz is in the Ted Cruz & Gohmert class when it comes to looks.

Nothing is sexually appealing about him even with the money he uses to lure young, vulnerable pre-adults.

by Anonymousreply 904/03/2021

I don't like the fact that the media keeps making Gaetz's arrest seem imminent. First of all, it's not, so the more that it's said, the more it discredits the press reports and allows Republicans to claim that the allegations are lies, dampening calls for his resignation.

Then you have the fact that advertising this gives Gaetz the chance to use his position of power in congress to shut down the investigation and stop any sort of prosecution from happening.

If that doesn't work, then he can simply flee the country and go someplace without an extradition treaty, claiming he's being "targeted" for his political beliefs and his support of Trump. Biden can't get him back and all Gaetz has to do is wait it out until either Trump or another Republican is back in the White House to pardon him, since he's facing federal crimes, not state ones, and he'll be free to come home to run for another office.

If we want Gaetz to face justice, then there should be more discretion and quiet on behalf of the FBI until they are ready to issue an arrest warrant and put him in handcuffs. Otherwise, it defeats the purpose of holding him accountable since he'll get off scot free and his victims will have spoken to the grand jury for nothing.

by Anonymousreply 1004/03/2021

R10 is Matt Gaetz.

“advertising this gives Gaetz the chance to use his position of power in congress to shut down the investigation and stop any sort of prosecution from happening”.

How does Gaetz use his power in the Legislative branch to shut down an investigation conducted by the Department of Justice R10?

by Anonymousreply 1104/03/2021

He hired prostitutes, likely some underage.

This will be fun to watch. No way anyone is getting out of that

by Anonymousreply 1204/03/2021

It’s unbelievable that she showed use pictures of the women on the Congressional floor.

I’m assuming he didn’t mention that he paid for the

by Anonymousreply 1304/03/2021

Has his fiancée chimed in?

by Anonymousreply 1404/03/2021

Don’t shit where you eat, folx!!!

by Anonymousreply 1504/03/2021

Suicide

by Anonymousreply 1604/03/2021

He will start spin that he’s actually gay and would never pay for lady sex

by Anonymousreply 1704/03/2021

Sri Lanka is a good place to go for guys like this.

by Anonymousreply 1804/03/2021

R11 He's part of the judiciary committee. He oversees the Department of Justice. It's a blatant conflict of interest to be in a position of power over the budget and legislation pertaining to the department when you are being investigated by those same agencies. Matt can easily work with the House Minority leader to put undue pressure to get the investigation dropped. Since Pelosi did not immediately expel the Q lawmakers who tried to overturn the last election (which she should have), it immediately set a bad precedent that the GOP will exploit.

Notice that not a single Republican lawmaker has called for Matt to resign. If there was truly a push behind the scenes to see him out the door, then there'd be more out there than just a few anonymous stories saying how much Republicans hate him and revel in his downfall. The media said the same thing about Trump and yet every major Republican, including Mitch McConnell, has said that they will support him if he runs again in four years time.

Unless and until there is an actual arrest, I'm not convinced that he's actually going to face any real form of accountability. Tipping him off to what the FBI is looking into in regards to his actions in the press just makes the goal of getting justice that much harder to achieve.

And no, dipshit, I am not Matt Gaetz.

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by Anonymousreply 1904/03/2021

Sorry R10 a.k.a. R19, you’re the dip shit. The U.S. Attorney General oversees the Department of Justice, NOT Matt Fucking Gaetz. Congress (legislative), and the DOJ (executive), are separate and equal branches of government. Please do us a favor and brush up on civics, before you spew your uninformed horse shit.

by Anonymousreply 2004/03/2021

R20

[Quote] Established in 1813, the House Judiciary Committee is the second oldest standing committee in Congress. Today, the Committee is at the forefront of some of the most significant issues facing our nation, including protecting Constitutional freedoms and civil liberties, [bold] oversight of the U.S. Departments of Justice and Homeland Security, legal and regulatory reform, [/bold] innovation, competition and anti-trust laws, terrorism and [bold] crime, [/bold] and immigration reform.

Dude, seriously shut the fuck up.

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by Anonymousreply 2104/03/2021

Let's see republican accused of sex wit underage girls and bragging about sex to others? Say hello to President Gaetz

by Anonymousreply 2204/03/2021

Change Gaetz's party membership to Democratic; then Kirsten Gillibrand will go after him.

by Anonymousreply 2304/03/2021

I hope Gaetz does not come out as gay. I don't want him on our team. I prefer Gaetz remain a creepy hetero.

by Anonymousreply 2404/03/2021

Sorry R10 a.k.a R19. Catch up on your reading, and YOU give it the fuck up already. Matt Gatez does NOT have the power to obstruct or derail an investigation conducted by DOJ AG, Merrick Garland.

Just because YOU THINK and state that Gaetz has the power to squash an investigation doesn’t mean it’s factual. The DOJ Feds are going to pursue this slimy motherfucker until they are satisfied with proving his innocence or guilt.

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by Anonymousreply 2504/03/2021

I have a feeling that little Nestor is having an extreme cringe moment and will be distancing himself from Daddy GAYtz before his life is totally shit as well.

by Anonymousreply 2604/03/2021

R25? The word you're looking for is "quash."

by Anonymousreply 2704/03/2021

R27 - Lol, you’re right. My error.

by Anonymousreply 2804/03/2021

If you're famous you can grab them by the pussy, they won't do anything.

by Anonymousreply 2904/03/2021

GQP

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by Anonymousreply 30Last Monday at 9:13 AM

Let’s predict what’s next for Matt Gaetz

Did anyone mention prison and an enormously expanded anal sphincter?

by Anonymousreply 31Last Monday at 9:24 AM

Prolapse, perhaps?

by Anonymousreply 32Last Monday at 9:25 AM

[quote]Gaetz is in the Ted Cruz & Gohmert class when it comes to looks.

That is a ridiculous statement. Cruz and Gohmert are HIDEOUSLY unattractive.

Matt looks like a fratty douche, but he is not repellant looking like they are.

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by Anonymousreply 33Last Monday at 9:34 AM

Matt Gaetz reminds me of a puppet from the 60s' television show "Thunderbirds," or he's a bobblehead. .

by Anonymousreply 34Last Monday at 10:17 AM

Rape.

by Anonymousreply 35Last Monday at 10:21 AM

R17, he has gone out of his way to say he isn't gay.

Republicans would rather be known as predators than gay

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by Anonymousreply 36Last Monday at 11:02 AM

R36, wow he look horrible there!

Good

by Anonymousreply 37Last Monday at 11:18 AM

Live by the douche; die by the douche.

Somewhere in Wyoming, Dick Cheney is smoking a cigarette, recharging his artificial heart, and grimacing in his rictus of a smile,

by Anonymousreply 38Last Monday at 1:00 PM

Matty calls out CNN, NYT, Politico, the establishment, the FBI, the Biden Justice Department, the Cheney political dynasty, the Justice Department under Trump, the D.C. swamp, Meghan McCain, Bill Kristol and "sadly, some of my feckless colleagues in Congress" in a Washington Examiner screed decrying what he says are "false charges" levied against him.

"Let me first remind everyone that I am a representative in Congress, not a monk, and certainly not a criminal," he writes, tacitly acknowledging that he thinks "Republican family values" are a joke (though he'll be happy to take campaign contributions from rubes and dupes who still think Republican politicians hold a monopoly on morality).

"You’ll see more “drip, drip, drip” of leaks into the media from the corrupt Justice Department and others," Matt continues. "When you do, ask yourself why. They aren’t coming for me — they are coming for you. I’m just in the way."

Matty's a victim, you see -- but he's also a hero, because he's taking the shots that his Republican constituents would otherwise be subject to.

Oh, and something something Hunter Biden and Andrew Cuomo, just to hit all the right-wing triggers.

by Anonymousreply 39Last Monday at 2:12 PM

So everyone's to blame but him?

by Anonymousreply 40Last Monday at 2:22 PM

Bingo, R40!

by Anonymousreply 41Last Monday at 2:23 PM

I think he wrote that with Donald Trump® Outrage™ Wordphrase Refrigerator Magnets

by Anonymousreply 42Last Monday at 2:27 PM

Gaetz and Son Used Cars.

Visit our alligator farm on the way out!

by Anonymousreply 43Last Monday at 2:30 PM

He’s the one that daddy got him off a drunk driving arrest, right?

by Anonymousreply 44Last Monday at 7:06 PM

While serving in the Florida Legislature, U.S. Rep. Matt Gaetz opposed a bill meant to stop people from sharing sexually explicit images of their ex-lovers because Gaetz believed that recipients of those images had a right to share them, according to the sponsor of the legislation.

Former state Rep. Tom Goodson, a Republican from Brevard County, spent three years sponsoring legislation to outlaw nonconsensual pornography — sometimes called “revenge porn.”

“Matt was absolutely against it. He thought the picture was his to do with what he wanted,” Goodson said. “He thought that any picture was his to use as he wanted to, as an expression of his rights.”

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by Anonymousreply 45Last Tuesday at 3:45 AM

He looks even worse when he was younger. Pasty and fat and looking like he's wearing a $40 wig.

by Anonymousreply 46Last Tuesday at 6:40 AM

He has some mysterious campaign expenditures

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by Anonymousreply 47Last Tuesday at 9:46 AM

His head looks too big for his body in R33's picture.

by Anonymousreply 48Last Tuesday at 10:08 AM

Lol, even his staffers hate him and sent out videos making him look stupid to other repugs.

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by Anonymousreply 49Last Tuesday at 12:14 PM

He was asking for a blanket pardon from Trump

Because that's what totally innocent people do, right?

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by Anonymousreply 50Last Tuesday at 5:29 PM

Suicide

by Anonymousreply 51Last Wednesday at 5:47 AM

Fuck Nestor again

by Anonymousreply 52Last Wednesday at 5:59 AM

He's too much of a narcissist to commit suicide. An accidental overdose, or another DUI (this time with fatal consequence) could very well be in his future.

by Anonymousreply 53Last Wednesday at 6:01 AM

Nestor porn.

by Anonymousreply 54Last Wednesday at 6:18 AM

Nestor is part of that child trafficking, yes? That’s where he came from?

by Anonymousreply 55Last Wednesday at 6:21 AM

Women need to start taking secret naked pics of men and then post it. Turnaround is fair play right?

I'd like to see how he will react when his dimply fat ass, his big belly and his micropenis is thrown out there for the world to see and comment on.

by Anonymousreply 56Last Wednesday at 6:35 AM

Trump, Carlson, Fox, etc. are doing the "we don't know her" thing, which makes one believe there's more to come & it's bad. If you're a GOP congressmen, there is no upside in weighing in on this - one assumes that the law will/will not act & all you have to do is act surprised & pretend you barely knew the guy. While there has been no interest yet, this story has increased in intensity over the past week, so who knows what will happen in the coming weeks.

I personally hope, given the desperate, grasping cunt that he is, that he flips on his co-conspirators to save his own ass & he takes others down with him.

by Anonymousreply 57Last Wednesday at 6:43 AM

*no arrest, not interest*

by Anonymousreply 58Last Wednesday at 6:44 AM

Nestor needs an Only Fans

by Anonymousreply 59Last Wednesday at 7:35 AM

🎼 Matthew Gaetz. Matthew Gaetz. Matthew Gaetz he took the Nestor, And run Venezuela. Everybody!.

by Anonymousreply 60Last Wednesday at 8:59 AM
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