Drunk? The lip fillers are horrible. It looks uncomfortable to watch her talk with those blow-job lips, slurring her words.
Are you concerned about Jessica, DL? Is it time to stage an intervention?
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Drunk? The lip fillers are horrible. It looks uncomfortable to watch her talk with those blow-job lips, slurring her words.
Are you concerned about Jessica, DL? Is it time to stage an intervention?
by Anonymous | reply 115 | 16 hours ago |
Just when I was thought I was successful in forgetting her
by Anonymous | reply 1 | 03/29/2021 |
J Simpson was the least talented of the fabulous four (spears, Aguilera and Moore)
by Anonymous | reply 2 | 03/29/2021 |
Oh hun. 2 of those 4 never made it decent much less fabulous.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | 03/29/2021 |
How about the flatulent four?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | 03/29/2021 |
I'm going to put her on my 2022 death list. š
by Anonymous | reply 5 | 03/29/2021 |
Was it just her knockers that got her so far? Sheās pretty much unlistenable.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | 03/29/2021 |
I like Pinkās voice better than the voices of any of the other girls of that era.
Jessica looks different, sounds different, from her Newlyweds days. I hope she is being honest about her sobriety. With that father of hers, she must be at least a bit dysfunctional.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | 03/29/2021 |
That bitch is drunk!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | 03/29/2021 |
Pink outlasted Britney which is saying something. Mandy Moore is a good actress who can do singing on the side (but nothing too serious). Jessica has double Ds. And her sister? Dead.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | 03/29/2021 |
Jessica could sing though. "I Wanna Love You Forever" is not an easy song to sing. She just went overboard with the melisma just like Christina did. Jessica suffered from lack of training to control her voice and later being pushed by the industry to mimic Britney's babydoll voice. Her shitty closet queen father certainly didn't care enough to get Jessica or Ashlee singing lessons. He was busy chasing Nick's ass.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | 03/29/2021 |
I watched this interview when it aired and I couldn't figure out if her speech was impeded because of her abnormally blown up lips, because she was drunk, or if it was a combination of the two.
I'm going with a combination of the two. This girl is beyond fucked up.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | 03/29/2021 |
So review of the big blonde four:
Britney (couldn't sing but was fantastic dancer and performer, washed up now)
Christina (great singer and good dancer and performer, still getting booked)
Mandy (okay singer, can't dance but good actress and still getting cast)
Jessica (was good singer in her debut but awful actress, dancer and performer, washed up now)
by Anonymous | reply 12 | 03/29/2021 |
10% of her vocabulary = "like"
by Anonymous | reply 13 | 03/29/2021 |
Like like like
by Anonymous | reply 14 | 03/29/2021 |
I wouldn't say drunk, but medicated. I had no idea her sister married a Ross (interesting that he took his mother's maiden name).
by Anonymous | reply 15 | 03/30/2021 |
Sheās not slurring her words. She has to force certain words that involve using her lower lip. āFā and āMā sounds in particular.
I am not going to jump on the DL bandwagon of relentlessly trashing anyone who has ever stumbled in their lives, in a effort to see them stumble again. Itās tired.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | 03/30/2021 |
She looks a lot like Billie Piper in that thumbnail.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | 03/30/2021 |
Still popping those pain pills I see.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | 03/30/2021 |
her makeup is terrible
by Anonymous | reply 20 | 03/30/2021 |
Sheās always been a big fan of fillers.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | 03/30/2021 |
R17 Also known as "slurring."
by Anonymous | reply 22 | 03/30/2021 |
I don't think she sounds intoxicated. I think she just sounds stupid.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | 03/30/2021 |
She must have lost her shit when she heard that Jonathan Yaniv took her name.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | 03/30/2021 |
r6 she appealed to the mainstream secular christian market while banking on merch and name/likeness deals. . . and her chicken of the sea comments made her to the go to representative for blondes everywhere. she rather needed to cover julie brown's 'cause i'm a blonde to solidify the twink vote
r17 the lips are filled to market her latest scent, no doubt.
it's somewhat of a shame she doing these promos for the book. during the shutdowns, months ago, she was starting to look healthy even without makeup or filters. lips looked more natural back then.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | 03/30/2021 |
She is toe UP in that clip. My word. All that money and you can just tell she is unhappy and drugged to the gills
by Anonymous | reply 26 | 03/30/2021 |
Jessica, Britney and Christina all have gotten horrible lip filler done despite all being naturally very pretty. It really is a shame... I want to smack each of their surgeons across the face.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | 03/30/2021 |
Anna Nicole vibes.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | 03/30/2021 |
I thought the same thing R28.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | 03/30/2021 |
Ashlee is married/has a kid by Diana Ross's son Evan so she won't ever go hungry.
Jessica was expected to lose all that pregnancy weight immediately. She did but it had to do a number on her body and her mind. She probably just wants to be fat and happy somewhere.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | 03/30/2021 |
She might not be drinking, but sheās not sober, either.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | 03/30/2021 |
Got to hand it to her, with help she built an empire from nothing.
Pink *wants* to be a star; Spears stopped wanting to be one 14 years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | 03/30/2021 |
Ashlee's music career which only was a thing for 2 and half years (her last hit was in 2006 was LOVE) was bigger than Jessica's entire music career.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | 03/30/2021 |
Reminder that Jessica Simpson is an awful singer
by Anonymous | reply 34 | 04/01/2021 |
I haven't seen her in many years, and I just watched that video. Her lips look absolutely ridiculous.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | 04/01/2021 |
R33, I liked a lot of Ashlee's material but she really is more of a studio singer. She CAN NOT SING well live. Jessica had the voice (though awful technique), but her music was often corny and bland. I always felt that if you took Ashlee's music and combined it with Jessica's voice and then added some good vocal training, you would get a pretty decent artist. Neither one of them alone had the ingredients to really go the distance.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | 04/01/2021 |
A poor man's Britney. She's overstayed her welcome.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | 04/01/2021 |
I think Mandy Moore has a better than "ok" voice. Not better than Christina, but Christina sometimes "overdoes" her vocals - adds extra stuff in there that is unnecessary.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | 04/01/2021 |
Mandy Moore is like a female Ryan Reynolds to me. Her voice is fine. Her acting is fine. I just find her very dull and unremarkable.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | 04/01/2021 |
Mandy has a very sweet and pleasant voice. Just like Ashanti and Ciara. It's not powerful but it's honey to the ears. Her music took a more folk/indie-sounding vibe later likely due to her then-relationship with Ryan Adams. I enjoyed Tangled and thought Mandy had a very great princessy voice.
Despite what the detractors say, Jessica could sing originally but she overdid her vocals and went off-key trying to be a Whitney/Mariah clone and then tried to stylize a high-pitched baby voice to sound like Britney which destroyed her vocal chords. She probably can still sing if she got some lessons.
Britney ironically wanted to sing more like Mariah and Whitney but she didn't have the range for it. So Jive came up with the baby voice to better market her and it did pay off but it destroyed Brit's voice.
Christina was the only one who learned to sing properly and while she does oversing. She still knows how to sing on key. Christina's oversinging/yodeling is a stylistic choice it seems just to show off. Just like it was other divas like Patti and Celine.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | 04/01/2021 |
Is that Emma Roberts playing the part of Jessica Simpson in the made for TV movie?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | 04/01/2021 |
She may have had a stroke.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | 04/01/2021 |
R40 Iām not sure that clip is backing up your claims...
A Christmas classic violated by the Simpson sisters...does this performance not come come across as an SNL parody?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | 04/01/2021 |
R43
That's a crooning song. So they are trying to sing it in a stylized albeit exaggerated way. Their rendition is painful though. But the fact still stands Jessica could sing at her debut. This video was from 2004 after her team pushed her to do the sexpot baby-doll image and voice.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | 04/01/2021 |
R44 Iāve never heard Jessica Simpson sound good live, sheās always done a baby talking or scream/wailing out of tune, but she thinks she can sing which makes it even worse. Simpson got her record deal based solely on her jugs.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | 04/01/2021 |
R45 Of alcohol? She got them drunk and tricked them?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | 04/01/2021 |
Example of Jessicaās talent , go to 3:30 for the good stuff
by Anonymous | reply 47 | 04/01/2021 |
My goodness Jessica must've had a really terrible team behind her in those days. Why would they put her out there like that when she's so obviously sick in R47's video. She sounded awful trying to hit those high notes. Yikes.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | 04/01/2021 |
Painkillers maybe? Oxycodone or something similar. Weed?
This reminded me of Jenna Jameson.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | 04/01/2021 |
Personally, Iām more worried about Lisa Simpson.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | 04/01/2021 |
[Quote] , I liked a lot of Ashlee's material but she really is more of a studio singer.
Autobiography was a fun album. But it's good she decided to go into acting as well.
[Quote] Mandy Moore is like a female Ryan Reynolds to me. Her voice is fine. Her acting is fine. I just find her very dull and unremarkable.
Her best role was in Saved.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | 04/01/2021 |
[quote] Personally, Iām more worried about Lisa Simpson.
You mean because of how the writing for her character degenerated almost as badly as that of her father?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | 04/02/2021 |
low iq
by Anonymous | reply 53 | 04/02/2021 |
bad taste
by Anonymous | reply 54 | 04/02/2021 |
If Jessica had BeyoncƩ's parents then maybe she would have been bigger. Mathew had BeyoncƩ doing singing lessons, had her media trained (hence she doesn't talk too much) and influenced her to pick ballads and songs that had wide crossover appeal. Papa Joe was the worst stage parent, he let his daughter become a national joke and thought her perky tits and smile could make her a star. Britney was on the Mickey Mouse Club and did children's theatre and was a fantastic performer despite her mediocre voice.
It seemed the major reason Ashlee did better was because she had more freedom and wanted to be the anti-bimbo with a rock sound just like her peers like Avril, Pink and Kelly Clarkson. While Jessica kept being an airhead who sold her sex appeal
by Anonymous | reply 55 | 04/02/2021 |
I thought the video still was a picture of Meghan McCain.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | 04/02/2021 |
R40 really enjoyed your analysis. Spot on
by Anonymous | reply 59 | 04/02/2021 |
Jessica Simpson is the AstraZeneca of the 4 blonde bimbos
by Anonymous | reply 60 | 04/02/2021 |
Ashlee looked better with her old nose.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | 04/02/2021 |
Does that mean Papa Joe can no longer fill his twinks with his daddy cum?
by Anonymous | reply 62 | 04/02/2021 |
If thereās an intervention, itāll *definitely* be staged.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | 04/02/2021 |
Ashlee has had 2 nose jobs. The first one was perfect. I know for a fact she hates her 2nd one-it made her nose crooked. This is the first one:
by Anonymous | reply 64 | 04/04/2021 |
Hoppy Easter Simpson stans....just a reminder, in 2004 Ashlee āthe voiceā Simpson dated Ryan Cabrera. Ryan has always been borderline attractive to me, I canāt put my finger in it, but thereās just something off....
by Anonymous | reply 65 | 04/04/2021 |
R65 Ryan dated everyone in the 00s. I'd take him over Wilmer 𤢠Her tastes are all over the place when it comes to dating.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | Last Monday at 12:07 AM |
R12 #Fake news
I like all of them, but the correct ranking is:
Britney
Christina
Mandy
Jessica
by Anonymous | reply 67 | Last Monday at 12:12 AM |
I like her. Yes, sheās definitely a pill addict as well as an alchy but can anyone really blame her growing up with that father and being in the limelight and all? Sheās not extremely talented but thereās something naive and likeable about her. Sheās done better than many other childhood/tween stars. Her kids and husband are super cute but I wonder how they deal with her substance issues behind the scenes.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | Last Monday at 1:01 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 70 | Last Monday at 1:19 AM |
Did her dad ever come out or are the family still denying that he is bi at the very least and involved with younger men at the moment?
by Anonymous | reply 71 | Last Monday at 1:22 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 73 | Last Monday at 1:41 AM |
If the question has been answered sufficiently, can we move on to whatās up her ass now?
by Anonymous | reply 74 | Last Monday at 3:41 AM |
[Quote] can we move on to whatās up her ass now?
Not me š«
by Anonymous | reply 75 | Last Monday at 3:47 AM |
A new nose wonāt change your annoying personality, Ashlee
by Anonymous | reply 76 | Last Monday at 5:57 AM |
Jessica's kids seem happy. That's all I have to add.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | Last Monday at 7:43 AM |
R76 God, I want to punch her face. And Diana Ross' son seems awfully gay.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | Last Monday at 7:46 AM |
Has she always had buck teeth? They seem so exaggerated in R72.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | Last Monday at 1:12 PM |
It looks like Ashlee's old nose has grown back.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | Last Monday at 1:18 PM |
Fuck this fur-wearing Republican drunk
by Anonymous | reply 81 | Last Monday at 1:21 PM |
There is a celebrity death match where Ashlee fights her old nose ...unfortunately the quality is shit
by Anonymous | reply 83 | Last Monday at 3:52 PM |
[quote]Ryan has always been borderline attractive to me, I canāt put my finger in it, but thereās just something off
R65 That hideous, grown-out emo shag/bob haircut does him no favors, even with the Barbara Walters photo filters.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | Last Monday at 5:50 PM |
But, she get get prime Nick dick.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | Last Monday at 6:19 PM |
Sheās melting.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | Last Monday at 7:23 PM |
R79 her whole face is off. But the lip fillers aren't helping.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | Last Tuesday at 2:11 AM |
Jessica Simpson is so Californian that even her face has tectonic plates.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | Last Tuesday at 3:10 AM |
List of the worst Simpsons
1. Ashlee 2. Jessica 3. OJ 4. Marge
by Anonymous | reply 89 | Last Tuesday at 9:58 AM |
Fuck you R89
by Anonymous | reply 90 | Last Tuesday at 10:15 PM |
It's always sad to see these hot young blondes hit middle age. They just don't know when to "turn it off" or at least tone it down, so the extensions get blonder, the eye makeup gets darker, the lips get bigger and the necklines get lower.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | Last Tuesday at 11:10 PM |
And the teeth just buck right up!
by Anonymous | reply 92 | Last Tuesday at 11:41 PM |
R81 I noticed that too. Christina, Jessica and Britney all got that terrible face work done. The long yellow hair and insistence on wearing midriffs and tight clothing ages them far worse too. A shorter darker hairstyle and more modest clothing would make them look more youthful.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | Last Wednesday at 5:48 AM |
If Jessica Simpson farts in the woods, and no one smells it, did it really happen?
by Anonymous | reply 94 | Last Thursday at 7:25 AM |
R89 why is Ashlee the worst?
R93 well in Britney's case I'm sure alot of the plastic surgery was because of all the drugs. But the nose job just wasn't necessary.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | Last Thursday at 7:06 PM |
Can someone have Liza say Ashleeās name on here and something witty about her?
by Anonymous | reply 97 | Last Thursday at 8:06 PM |
Do you think that Ashlee has ever been alone in a room with Diane?
by Anonymous | reply 98 | Last Thursday at 8:24 PM |
R98 doubt it.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | Last Friday at 1:19 AM |
I predict Britney will die before she gets to 60.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | Last Friday at 2:48 PM |
Nice try r101 but thereās only 1 star of this thread
by Anonymous | reply 102 | Last Friday at 3:18 PM |
Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson and BeyoncƩ are all walking Barbie dolls. Plastic, perfect bodies, all smiles and empty inside. All of their younger sisters seem more well-adjusted despite being messes themselves
by Anonymous | reply 103 | Last Friday at 3:42 PM |
I find the middle age aging of the early 00s pop tartlets oddly fascinating. Theyre all kinda fucked up except for Mandy Moore
by Anonymous | reply 104 | Last Friday at 4:12 PM |
she is 'sexual napalm'...
by Anonymous | reply 105 | Last Friday at 4:19 PM |
I can't decide who's more irritating - Jessica drunk Simpson or that interviewer?
by Anonymous | reply 106 | Last Friday at 4:22 PM |
The girls that all had their singing debut at the same time were: Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson, Willa Ford, Mandy Moore, Jennifer Lopez (I know she's 10-15 years older than all the others, but she started singing the same time as them), Pink, Destiny's Child/Beyonce.
Most of them are still acting or singing, except for Willa Ford.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | Last Friday at 4:45 PM |
R107 you mention all these other singers but there was only one FANTASTIC FOUR (Spears, Aguilera, Simpson and Moore). Simpson outshined all the others with her all American next door girl smile and her juicy jugs. It also has been reported that she gave Nick Lachey sloppy rim jobs
by Anonymous | reply 108 | Last Friday at 5:05 PM |
What exactly is a Willa Ford?
by Anonymous | reply 109 | Last Friday at 5:15 PM |
Willam Ford was on season 4 of drag race
by Anonymous | reply 110 | Last Friday at 5:57 PM |
She was too old and too stripper. Girls didn't like her because she would fuck their boyfriend.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | Last Friday at 6:00 PM |
R101 i can't be bothered to open the link, but Britney looks so cute there.
R111 i can't listen to that song without thinking of this awkward scene from Dickie Roberts.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | Last Friday at 11:08 PM |
Make a Britney thread r113, this is about the mogul, jsimp
by Anonymous | reply 113 | Yesterday at 3:49 AM |
Remember when it. was reported in the media some years ago that Jessica is a billionaire because of her shoe business?
by Anonymous | reply 114 | 17 hours ago |
Willa Ford is Florida trash but she was hot. She fucked Nick Carter when he was still good-looking. Debra LaFave also fucked Nick Carter when they were high school classmates.
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