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What's up with Jessica Simpson?

Drunk? The lip fillers are horrible. It looks uncomfortable to watch her talk with those blow-job lips, slurring her words.

Are you concerned about Jessica, DL? Is it time to stage an intervention?

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by Anonymousreply 11516 hours ago

Just when I was thought I was successful in forgetting her

by Anonymousreply 103/29/2021

J Simpson was the least talented of the fabulous four (spears, Aguilera and Moore)

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by Anonymousreply 203/29/2021

Oh hun. 2 of those 4 never made it decent much less fabulous.

by Anonymousreply 303/29/2021

How about the flatulent four?

by Anonymousreply 403/29/2021

I'm going to put her on my 2022 death list. 👄

by Anonymousreply 503/29/2021

Was it just her knockers that got her so far? She’s pretty much unlistenable.

by Anonymousreply 603/29/2021

I like Pink’s voice better than the voices of any of the other girls of that era.

Jessica looks different, sounds different, from her Newlyweds days. I hope she is being honest about her sobriety. With that father of hers, she must be at least a bit dysfunctional.

by Anonymousreply 703/29/2021

That bitch is drunk!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 803/29/2021

Pink outlasted Britney which is saying something. Mandy Moore is a good actress who can do singing on the side (but nothing too serious). Jessica has double Ds. And her sister? Dead.

by Anonymousreply 903/29/2021

Jessica could sing though. "I Wanna Love You Forever" is not an easy song to sing. She just went overboard with the melisma just like Christina did. Jessica suffered from lack of training to control her voice and later being pushed by the industry to mimic Britney's babydoll voice. Her shitty closet queen father certainly didn't care enough to get Jessica or Ashlee singing lessons. He was busy chasing Nick's ass.

by Anonymousreply 1003/29/2021

I watched this interview when it aired and I couldn't figure out if her speech was impeded because of her abnormally blown up lips, because she was drunk, or if it was a combination of the two.

I'm going with a combination of the two. This girl is beyond fucked up.

by Anonymousreply 1103/29/2021

So review of the big blonde four:

Britney (couldn't sing but was fantastic dancer and performer, washed up now)

Christina (great singer and good dancer and performer, still getting booked)

Mandy (okay singer, can't dance but good actress and still getting cast)

Jessica (was good singer in her debut but awful actress, dancer and performer, washed up now)

by Anonymousreply 1203/29/2021

10% of her vocabulary = "like"

by Anonymousreply 1303/29/2021

Like like like

by Anonymousreply 1403/29/2021

I wouldn't say drunk, but medicated. I had no idea her sister married a Ross (interesting that he took his mother's maiden name).

by Anonymousreply 1503/30/2021

😆😆😆

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by Anonymousreply 1603/30/2021

She’s not slurring her words. She has to force certain words that involve using her lower lip. “F” and “M” sounds in particular.

I am not going to jump on the DL bandwagon of relentlessly trashing anyone who has ever stumbled in their lives, in a effort to see them stumble again. It’s tired.

by Anonymousreply 1703/30/2021

She looks a lot like Billie Piper in that thumbnail.

by Anonymousreply 1803/30/2021

Still popping those pain pills I see.

by Anonymousreply 1903/30/2021

her makeup is terrible

by Anonymousreply 2003/30/2021

She’s always been a big fan of fillers.

by Anonymousreply 2103/30/2021

R17 Also known as "slurring."

by Anonymousreply 2203/30/2021

I don't think she sounds intoxicated. I think she just sounds stupid.

by Anonymousreply 2303/30/2021

She must have lost her shit when she heard that Jonathan Yaniv took her name.

by Anonymousreply 2403/30/2021

r6 she appealed to the mainstream secular christian market while banking on merch and name/likeness deals. . . and her chicken of the sea comments made her to the go to representative for blondes everywhere. she rather needed to cover julie brown's 'cause i'm a blonde to solidify the twink vote

r17 the lips are filled to market her latest scent, no doubt.

it's somewhat of a shame she doing these promos for the book. during the shutdowns, months ago, she was starting to look healthy even without makeup or filters. lips looked more natural back then.

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by Anonymousreply 2503/30/2021

She is toe UP in that clip. My word. All that money and you can just tell she is unhappy and drugged to the gills

by Anonymousreply 2603/30/2021

Jessica, Britney and Christina all have gotten horrible lip filler done despite all being naturally very pretty. It really is a shame... I want to smack each of their surgeons across the face.

by Anonymousreply 2703/30/2021

Anna Nicole vibes.

by Anonymousreply 2803/30/2021

I thought the same thing R28.

by Anonymousreply 2903/30/2021

Ashlee is married/has a kid by Diana Ross's son Evan so she won't ever go hungry.

Jessica was expected to lose all that pregnancy weight immediately. She did but it had to do a number on her body and her mind. She probably just wants to be fat and happy somewhere.

by Anonymousreply 3003/30/2021

She might not be drinking, but she’s not sober, either.

by Anonymousreply 3103/30/2021

Got to hand it to her, with help she built an empire from nothing.

Pink *wants* to be a star; Spears stopped wanting to be one 14 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 3203/30/2021

Ashlee's music career which only was a thing for 2 and half years (her last hit was in 2006 was LOVE) was bigger than Jessica's entire music career.

by Anonymousreply 3303/30/2021

Reminder that Jessica Simpson is an awful singer

by Anonymousreply 3404/01/2021

I haven't seen her in many years, and I just watched that video. Her lips look absolutely ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 3504/01/2021

R33, I liked a lot of Ashlee's material but she really is more of a studio singer. She CAN NOT SING well live. Jessica had the voice (though awful technique), but her music was often corny and bland. I always felt that if you took Ashlee's music and combined it with Jessica's voice and then added some good vocal training, you would get a pretty decent artist. Neither one of them alone had the ingredients to really go the distance.

by Anonymousreply 3604/01/2021

A poor man's Britney. She's overstayed her welcome.

by Anonymousreply 3704/01/2021

I think Mandy Moore has a better than "ok" voice. Not better than Christina, but Christina sometimes "overdoes" her vocals - adds extra stuff in there that is unnecessary.

by Anonymousreply 3804/01/2021

Mandy Moore is like a female Ryan Reynolds to me. Her voice is fine. Her acting is fine. I just find her very dull and unremarkable.

by Anonymousreply 3904/01/2021

Mandy has a very sweet and pleasant voice. Just like Ashanti and Ciara. It's not powerful but it's honey to the ears. Her music took a more folk/indie-sounding vibe later likely due to her then-relationship with Ryan Adams. I enjoyed Tangled and thought Mandy had a very great princessy voice.

Despite what the detractors say, Jessica could sing originally but she overdid her vocals and went off-key trying to be a Whitney/Mariah clone and then tried to stylize a high-pitched baby voice to sound like Britney which destroyed her vocal chords. She probably can still sing if she got some lessons.

Britney ironically wanted to sing more like Mariah and Whitney but she didn't have the range for it. So Jive came up with the baby voice to better market her and it did pay off but it destroyed Brit's voice.

Christina was the only one who learned to sing properly and while she does oversing. She still knows how to sing on key. Christina's oversinging/yodeling is a stylistic choice it seems just to show off. Just like it was other divas like Patti and Celine.

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by Anonymousreply 4004/01/2021

Is that Emma Roberts playing the part of Jessica Simpson in the made for TV movie?

by Anonymousreply 4104/01/2021

She may have had a stroke.

by Anonymousreply 4204/01/2021

R40 I’m not sure that clip is backing up your claims...

A Christmas classic violated by the Simpson sisters...does this performance not come come across as an SNL parody?

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by Anonymousreply 4304/01/2021

R43

That's a crooning song. So they are trying to sing it in a stylized albeit exaggerated way. Their rendition is painful though. But the fact still stands Jessica could sing at her debut. This video was from 2004 after her team pushed her to do the sexpot baby-doll image and voice.

by Anonymousreply 4404/01/2021

R44 I’ve never heard Jessica Simpson sound good live, she’s always done a baby talking or scream/wailing out of tune, but she thinks she can sing which makes it even worse. Simpson got her record deal based solely on her jugs.

by Anonymousreply 4504/01/2021

R45 Of alcohol? She got them drunk and tricked them?

by Anonymousreply 4604/01/2021

Example of Jessica’s talent , go to 3:30 for the good stuff

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by Anonymousreply 4704/01/2021

My goodness Jessica must've had a really terrible team behind her in those days. Why would they put her out there like that when she's so obviously sick in R47's video. She sounded awful trying to hit those high notes. Yikes.

by Anonymousreply 4804/01/2021

Painkillers maybe? Oxycodone or something similar. Weed?

This reminded me of Jenna Jameson.

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by Anonymousreply 4904/01/2021

Personally, I’m more worried about Lisa Simpson.

by Anonymousreply 5004/01/2021

[Quote] , I liked a lot of Ashlee's material but she really is more of a studio singer.

Autobiography was a fun album. But it's good she decided to go into acting as well.

[Quote] Mandy Moore is like a female Ryan Reynolds to me. Her voice is fine. Her acting is fine. I just find her very dull and unremarkable.

Her best role was in Saved.

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by Anonymousreply 5104/01/2021

[quote] Personally, I’m more worried about Lisa Simpson.

You mean because of how the writing for her character degenerated almost as badly as that of her father?

by Anonymousreply 5204/02/2021

low iq

by Anonymousreply 5304/02/2021

bad taste

by Anonymousreply 5404/02/2021

If Jessica had Beyoncé's parents then maybe she would have been bigger. Mathew had Beyoncé doing singing lessons, had her media trained (hence she doesn't talk too much) and influenced her to pick ballads and songs that had wide crossover appeal. Papa Joe was the worst stage parent, he let his daughter become a national joke and thought her perky tits and smile could make her a star. Britney was on the Mickey Mouse Club and did children's theatre and was a fantastic performer despite her mediocre voice.

It seemed the major reason Ashlee did better was because she had more freedom and wanted to be the anti-bimbo with a rock sound just like her peers like Avril, Pink and Kelly Clarkson. While Jessica kept being an airhead who sold her sex appeal

by Anonymousreply 5504/02/2021

I thought the video still was a picture of Meghan McCain.

by Anonymousreply 5604/02/2021

Speaking of her parents .... full caftan-mode achieved

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by Anonymousreply 5704/02/2021

Maybe she's always been like that?

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by Anonymousreply 5804/02/2021

R40 really enjoyed your analysis. Spot on

by Anonymousreply 5904/02/2021

Jessica Simpson is the AstraZeneca of the 4 blonde bimbos

by Anonymousreply 6004/02/2021

Ashlee looked better with her old nose.

by Anonymousreply 6104/02/2021

Does that mean Papa Joe can no longer fill his twinks with his daddy cum?

by Anonymousreply 6204/02/2021

If there’s an intervention, it’ll *definitely* be staged.

by Anonymousreply 6304/02/2021

Ashlee has had 2 nose jobs. The first one was perfect. I know for a fact she hates her 2nd one-it made her nose crooked. This is the first one:

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by Anonymousreply 6404/04/2021

Hoppy Easter Simpson stans....just a reminder, in 2004 Ashlee “the voice” Simpson dated Ryan Cabrera. Ryan has always been borderline attractive to me, I can’t put my finger in it, but there’s just something off....

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by Anonymousreply 6504/04/2021

R65 Ryan dated everyone in the 00s. I'd take him over Wilmer 🤢 Her tastes are all over the place when it comes to dating.

by Anonymousreply 66Last Monday at 12:07 AM

R12 #Fake news

I like all of them, but the correct ranking is:

Britney

Christina

Mandy

Jessica

by Anonymousreply 67Last Monday at 12:12 AM

R2 Jessica Simpson voice devolution

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by Anonymousreply 68Last Monday at 12:54 AM

I like her. Yes, she’s definitely a pill addict as well as an alchy but can anyone really blame her growing up with that father and being in the limelight and all? She’s not extremely talented but there’s something naive and likeable about her. She’s done better than many other childhood/tween stars. Her kids and husband are super cute but I wonder how they deal with her substance issues behind the scenes.

by Anonymousreply 69Last Monday at 1:01 AM
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by Anonymousreply 70Last Monday at 1:19 AM

Did her dad ever come out or are the family still denying that he is bi at the very least and involved with younger men at the moment?

by Anonymousreply 71Last Monday at 1:22 AM

She looks brain damaged in this pic.

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by Anonymousreply 72Last Monday at 1:28 AM
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by Anonymousreply 73Last Monday at 1:41 AM

If the question has been answered sufficiently, can we move on to what’s up her ass now?

by Anonymousreply 74Last Monday at 3:41 AM

[Quote] can we move on to what’s up her ass now?

Not me 😫

by Anonymousreply 75Last Monday at 3:47 AM

A new nose won’t change your annoying personality, Ashlee

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by Anonymousreply 76Last Monday at 5:57 AM

Jessica's kids seem happy. That's all I have to add.

by Anonymousreply 77Last Monday at 7:43 AM

R76 God, I want to punch her face. And Diana Ross' son seems awfully gay.

by Anonymousreply 78Last Monday at 7:46 AM

Has she always had buck teeth? They seem so exaggerated in R72.

by Anonymousreply 79Last Monday at 1:12 PM

It looks like Ashlee's old nose has grown back.

by Anonymousreply 80Last Monday at 1:18 PM

Fuck this fur-wearing Republican drunk

by Anonymousreply 81Last Monday at 1:21 PM

What about Linda Simpson. How is she?

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by Anonymousreply 82Last Monday at 1:25 PM

There is a celebrity death match where Ashlee fights her old nose ...unfortunately the quality is shit

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by Anonymousreply 83Last Monday at 3:52 PM

[quote]Ryan has always been borderline attractive to me, I can’t put my finger in it, but there’s just something off

R65 That hideous, grown-out emo shag/bob haircut does him no favors, even with the Barbara Walters photo filters.

by Anonymousreply 84Last Monday at 5:50 PM

But, she get get prime Nick dick.

by Anonymousreply 85Last Monday at 6:19 PM

She’s melting.

by Anonymousreply 86Last Monday at 7:23 PM

R79 her whole face is off. But the lip fillers aren't helping.

by Anonymousreply 87Last Tuesday at 2:11 AM

Jessica Simpson is so Californian that even her face has tectonic plates.

by Anonymousreply 88Last Tuesday at 3:10 AM

List of the worst Simpsons

1. Ashlee 2. Jessica 3. OJ 4. Marge

by Anonymousreply 89Last Tuesday at 9:58 AM

Fuck you R89

by Anonymousreply 90Last Tuesday at 10:15 PM

It's always sad to see these hot young blondes hit middle age. They just don't know when to "turn it off" or at least tone it down, so the extensions get blonder, the eye makeup gets darker, the lips get bigger and the necklines get lower.

by Anonymousreply 91Last Tuesday at 11:10 PM

And the teeth just buck right up!

by Anonymousreply 92Last Tuesday at 11:41 PM

R81 I noticed that too. Christina, Jessica and Britney all got that terrible face work done. The long yellow hair and insistence on wearing midriffs and tight clothing ages them far worse too. A shorter darker hairstyle and more modest clothing would make them look more youthful.

by Anonymousreply 93Last Wednesday at 5:48 AM

If Jessica Simpson farts in the woods, and no one smells it, did it really happen?

by Anonymousreply 94Last Thursday at 7:25 AM

R89 why is Ashlee the worst?

R93 well in Britney's case I'm sure alot of the plastic surgery was because of all the drugs. But the nose job just wasn't necessary.

by Anonymousreply 95Last Thursday at 7:06 PM

R95 exhibit A

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by Anonymousreply 96Last Thursday at 7:14 PM

Can someone have Liza say Ashlee’s name on here and something witty about her?

by Anonymousreply 97Last Thursday at 8:06 PM

Do you think that Ashlee has ever been alone in a room with Diane?

by Anonymousreply 98Last Thursday at 8:24 PM

R98 doubt it.

by Anonymousreply 99Last Friday at 1:19 AM

I predict Britney will die before she gets to 60.

by Anonymousreply 100Last Friday at 2:48 PM

Which Britney hair was best, R93?

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by Anonymousreply 101Last Friday at 2:50 PM

Nice try r101 but there’s only 1 star of this thread

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by Anonymousreply 102Last Friday at 3:18 PM

Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson and Beyoncé are all walking Barbie dolls. Plastic, perfect bodies, all smiles and empty inside. All of their younger sisters seem more well-adjusted despite being messes themselves

by Anonymousreply 103Last Friday at 3:42 PM

I find the middle age aging of the early 00s pop tartlets oddly fascinating. Theyre all kinda fucked up except for Mandy Moore

by Anonymousreply 104Last Friday at 4:12 PM

she is 'sexual napalm'...

by Anonymousreply 105Last Friday at 4:19 PM

I can't decide who's more irritating - Jessica drunk Simpson or that interviewer?

by Anonymousreply 106Last Friday at 4:22 PM

The girls that all had their singing debut at the same time were: Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson, Willa Ford, Mandy Moore, Jennifer Lopez (I know she's 10-15 years older than all the others, but she started singing the same time as them), Pink, Destiny's Child/Beyonce.

Most of them are still acting or singing, except for Willa Ford.

by Anonymousreply 107Last Friday at 4:45 PM

R107 you mention all these other singers but there was only one FANTASTIC FOUR (Spears, Aguilera, Simpson and Moore). Simpson outshined all the others with her all American next door girl smile and her juicy jugs. It also has been reported that she gave Nick Lachey sloppy rim jobs

by Anonymousreply 108Last Friday at 5:05 PM

What exactly is a Willa Ford?

by Anonymousreply 109Last Friday at 5:15 PM

Willam Ford was on season 4 of drag race

by Anonymousreply 110Last Friday at 5:57 PM

She was too old and too stripper. Girls didn't like her because she would fuck their boyfriend.

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by Anonymousreply 111Last Friday at 6:00 PM

R101 i can't be bothered to open the link, but Britney looks so cute there.

R111 i can't listen to that song without thinking of this awkward scene from Dickie Roberts.

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by Anonymousreply 112Last Friday at 11:08 PM

Make a Britney thread r113, this is about the mogul, jsimp

by Anonymousreply 113Yesterday at 3:49 AM

Remember when it. was reported in the media some years ago that Jessica is a billionaire because of her shoe business?

by Anonymousreply 11417 hours ago

Willa Ford is Florida trash but she was hot. She fucked Nick Carter when he was still good-looking. Debra LaFave also fucked Nick Carter when they were high school classmates.

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