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What's up with Jessica Simpson?

Drunk? The lip fillers are horrible. It looks uncomfortable to watch her talk with those blow-job lips, slurring her words.

Are you concerned about Jessica, DL? Is it time to stage an intervention?

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by Anonymousreply 176May 12, 2021 8:46 AM

Just when I was thought I was successful in forgetting her

by Anonymousreply 1March 30, 2021 1:25 AM

J Simpson was the least talented of the fabulous four (spears, Aguilera and Moore)

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by Anonymousreply 2March 30, 2021 1:47 AM

Oh hun. 2 of those 4 never made it decent much less fabulous.

by Anonymousreply 3March 30, 2021 1:49 AM

How about the flatulent four?

by Anonymousreply 4March 30, 2021 1:50 AM

I'm going to put her on my 2022 death list. 👄

by Anonymousreply 5March 30, 2021 1:53 AM

Was it just her knockers that got her so far? She’s pretty much unlistenable.

by Anonymousreply 6March 30, 2021 1:55 AM

I like Pink’s voice better than the voices of any of the other girls of that era.

Jessica looks different, sounds different, from her Newlyweds days. I hope she is being honest about her sobriety. With that father of hers, she must be at least a bit dysfunctional.

by Anonymousreply 7March 30, 2021 1:56 AM

That bitch is drunk!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 8March 30, 2021 2:01 AM

Pink outlasted Britney which is saying something. Mandy Moore is a good actress who can do singing on the side (but nothing too serious). Jessica has double Ds. And her sister? Dead.

by Anonymousreply 9March 30, 2021 2:02 AM

Jessica could sing though. "I Wanna Love You Forever" is not an easy song to sing. She just went overboard with the melisma just like Christina did. Jessica suffered from lack of training to control her voice and later being pushed by the industry to mimic Britney's babydoll voice. Her shitty closet queen father certainly didn't care enough to get Jessica or Ashlee singing lessons. He was busy chasing Nick's ass.

by Anonymousreply 10March 30, 2021 2:37 AM

I watched this interview when it aired and I couldn't figure out if her speech was impeded because of her abnormally blown up lips, because she was drunk, or if it was a combination of the two.

I'm going with a combination of the two. This girl is beyond fucked up.

by Anonymousreply 11March 30, 2021 2:40 AM

So review of the big blonde four:

Britney (couldn't sing but was fantastic dancer and performer, washed up now)

Christina (great singer and good dancer and performer, still getting booked)

Mandy (okay singer, can't dance but good actress and still getting cast)

Jessica (was good singer in her debut but awful actress, dancer and performer, washed up now)

by Anonymousreply 12March 30, 2021 2:42 AM

10% of her vocabulary = "like"

by Anonymousreply 13March 30, 2021 2:43 AM

Like like like

by Anonymousreply 14March 30, 2021 2:50 AM

I wouldn't say drunk, but medicated. I had no idea her sister married a Ross (interesting that he took his mother's maiden name).

by Anonymousreply 15March 30, 2021 12:15 PM

😆😆😆

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by Anonymousreply 16March 30, 2021 1:13 PM

She’s not slurring her words. She has to force certain words that involve using her lower lip. “F” and “M” sounds in particular.

I am not going to jump on the DL bandwagon of relentlessly trashing anyone who has ever stumbled in their lives, in a effort to see them stumble again. It’s tired.

by Anonymousreply 17March 30, 2021 2:13 PM

She looks a lot like Billie Piper in that thumbnail.

by Anonymousreply 18March 30, 2021 2:15 PM

Still popping those pain pills I see.

by Anonymousreply 19March 30, 2021 2:16 PM

her makeup is terrible

by Anonymousreply 20March 30, 2021 2:24 PM

She’s always been a big fan of fillers.

by Anonymousreply 21March 30, 2021 2:41 PM

R17 Also known as "slurring."

by Anonymousreply 22March 30, 2021 3:36 PM

I don't think she sounds intoxicated. I think she just sounds stupid.

by Anonymousreply 23March 30, 2021 3:44 PM

She must have lost her shit when she heard that Jonathan Yaniv took her name.

by Anonymousreply 24March 30, 2021 3:54 PM

r6 she appealed to the mainstream secular christian market while banking on merch and name/likeness deals. . . and her chicken of the sea comments made her to the go to representative for blondes everywhere. she rather needed to cover julie brown's 'cause i'm a blonde to solidify the twink vote

r17 the lips are filled to market her latest scent, no doubt.

it's somewhat of a shame she doing these promos for the book. during the shutdowns, months ago, she was starting to look healthy even without makeup or filters. lips looked more natural back then.

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by Anonymousreply 25March 30, 2021 4:00 PM

She is toe UP in that clip. My word. All that money and you can just tell she is unhappy and drugged to the gills

by Anonymousreply 26March 30, 2021 4:16 PM

Jessica, Britney and Christina all have gotten horrible lip filler done despite all being naturally very pretty. It really is a shame... I want to smack each of their surgeons across the face.

by Anonymousreply 27March 30, 2021 5:49 PM

Anna Nicole vibes.

by Anonymousreply 28March 30, 2021 7:47 PM

I thought the same thing R28.

by Anonymousreply 29March 30, 2021 7:51 PM

Ashlee is married/has a kid by Diana Ross's son Evan so she won't ever go hungry.

Jessica was expected to lose all that pregnancy weight immediately. She did but it had to do a number on her body and her mind. She probably just wants to be fat and happy somewhere.

by Anonymousreply 30March 30, 2021 8:29 PM

She might not be drinking, but she’s not sober, either.

by Anonymousreply 31March 30, 2021 9:25 PM

Got to hand it to her, with help she built an empire from nothing.

Pink *wants* to be a star; Spears stopped wanting to be one 14 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 32March 30, 2021 9:33 PM

Ashlee's music career which only was a thing for 2 and half years (her last hit was in 2006 was LOVE) was bigger than Jessica's entire music career.

by Anonymousreply 33March 30, 2021 11:23 PM

Reminder that Jessica Simpson is an awful singer

by Anonymousreply 34April 1, 2021 10:30 PM

I haven't seen her in many years, and I just watched that video. Her lips look absolutely ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 35April 1, 2021 10:57 PM

R33, I liked a lot of Ashlee's material but she really is more of a studio singer. She CAN NOT SING well live. Jessica had the voice (though awful technique), but her music was often corny and bland. I always felt that if you took Ashlee's music and combined it with Jessica's voice and then added some good vocal training, you would get a pretty decent artist. Neither one of them alone had the ingredients to really go the distance.

by Anonymousreply 36April 2, 2021 12:50 AM

A poor man's Britney. She's overstayed her welcome.

by Anonymousreply 37April 2, 2021 12:53 AM

I think Mandy Moore has a better than "ok" voice. Not better than Christina, but Christina sometimes "overdoes" her vocals - adds extra stuff in there that is unnecessary.

by Anonymousreply 38April 2, 2021 1:07 AM

Mandy Moore is like a female Ryan Reynolds to me. Her voice is fine. Her acting is fine. I just find her very dull and unremarkable.

by Anonymousreply 39April 2, 2021 1:13 AM

Mandy has a very sweet and pleasant voice. Just like Ashanti and Ciara. It's not powerful but it's honey to the ears. Her music took a more folk/indie-sounding vibe later likely due to her then-relationship with Ryan Adams. I enjoyed Tangled and thought Mandy had a very great princessy voice.

Despite what the detractors say, Jessica could sing originally but she overdid her vocals and went off-key trying to be a Whitney/Mariah clone and then tried to stylize a high-pitched baby voice to sound like Britney which destroyed her vocal chords. She probably can still sing if she got some lessons.

Britney ironically wanted to sing more like Mariah and Whitney but she didn't have the range for it. So Jive came up with the baby voice to better market her and it did pay off but it destroyed Brit's voice.

Christina was the only one who learned to sing properly and while she does oversing. She still knows how to sing on key. Christina's oversinging/yodeling is a stylistic choice it seems just to show off. Just like it was other divas like Patti and Celine.

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by Anonymousreply 40April 2, 2021 1:21 AM

Is that Emma Roberts playing the part of Jessica Simpson in the made for TV movie?

by Anonymousreply 41April 2, 2021 1:27 AM

She may have had a stroke.

by Anonymousreply 42April 2, 2021 2:40 AM

R40 I’m not sure that clip is backing up your claims...

A Christmas classic violated by the Simpson sisters...does this performance not come come across as an SNL parody?

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by Anonymousreply 43April 2, 2021 2:44 AM

R43

That's a crooning song. So they are trying to sing it in a stylized albeit exaggerated way. Their rendition is painful though. But the fact still stands Jessica could sing at her debut. This video was from 2004 after her team pushed her to do the sexpot baby-doll image and voice.

by Anonymousreply 44April 2, 2021 2:48 AM

R44 I’ve never heard Jessica Simpson sound good live, she’s always done a baby talking or scream/wailing out of tune, but she thinks she can sing which makes it even worse. Simpson got her record deal based solely on her jugs.

by Anonymousreply 45April 2, 2021 2:55 AM

R45 Of alcohol? She got them drunk and tricked them?

by Anonymousreply 46April 2, 2021 2:58 AM

Example of Jessica’s talent , go to 3:30 for the good stuff

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by Anonymousreply 47April 2, 2021 3:03 AM

My goodness Jessica must've had a really terrible team behind her in those days. Why would they put her out there like that when she's so obviously sick in R47's video. She sounded awful trying to hit those high notes. Yikes.

by Anonymousreply 48April 2, 2021 3:35 AM

Painkillers maybe? Oxycodone or something similar. Weed?

This reminded me of Jenna Jameson.

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by Anonymousreply 49April 2, 2021 3:47 AM

Personally, I’m more worried about Lisa Simpson.

by Anonymousreply 50April 2, 2021 4:08 AM

[Quote] , I liked a lot of Ashlee's material but she really is more of a studio singer.

Autobiography was a fun album. But it's good she decided to go into acting as well.

[Quote] Mandy Moore is like a female Ryan Reynolds to me. Her voice is fine. Her acting is fine. I just find her very dull and unremarkable.

Her best role was in Saved.

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by Anonymousreply 51April 2, 2021 7:13 AM

[quote] Personally, I’m more worried about Lisa Simpson.

You mean because of how the writing for her character degenerated almost as badly as that of her father?

by Anonymousreply 52April 2, 2021 8:48 AM

low iq

by Anonymousreply 53April 2, 2021 8:50 AM

bad taste

by Anonymousreply 54April 2, 2021 8:52 AM

If Jessica had Beyoncé's parents then maybe she would have been bigger. Mathew had Beyoncé doing singing lessons, had her media trained (hence she doesn't talk too much) and influenced her to pick ballads and songs that had wide crossover appeal. Papa Joe was the worst stage parent, he let his daughter become a national joke and thought her perky tits and smile could make her a star. Britney was on the Mickey Mouse Club and did children's theatre and was a fantastic performer despite her mediocre voice.

It seemed the major reason Ashlee did better was because she had more freedom and wanted to be the anti-bimbo with a rock sound just like her peers like Avril, Pink and Kelly Clarkson. While Jessica kept being an airhead who sold her sex appeal

by Anonymousreply 55April 2, 2021 11:51 AM

I thought the video still was a picture of Meghan McCain.

by Anonymousreply 56April 2, 2021 11:54 AM

Speaking of her parents .... full caftan-mode achieved

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by Anonymousreply 57April 2, 2021 11:57 AM

Maybe she's always been like that?

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by Anonymousreply 58April 2, 2021 3:28 PM

R40 really enjoyed your analysis. Spot on

by Anonymousreply 59April 2, 2021 3:32 PM

Jessica Simpson is the AstraZeneca of the 4 blonde bimbos

by Anonymousreply 60April 3, 2021 12:17 AM

Ashlee looked better with her old nose.

by Anonymousreply 61April 3, 2021 7:15 AM

Does that mean Papa Joe can no longer fill his twinks with his daddy cum?

by Anonymousreply 62April 3, 2021 7:38 AM

If there’s an intervention, it’ll *definitely* be staged.

by Anonymousreply 63April 3, 2021 7:40 AM

Ashlee has had 2 nose jobs. The first one was perfect. I know for a fact she hates her 2nd one-it made her nose crooked. This is the first one:

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by Anonymousreply 64April 4, 2021 2:35 PM

Hoppy Easter Simpson stans....just a reminder, in 2004 Ashlee “the voice” Simpson dated Ryan Cabrera. Ryan has always been borderline attractive to me, I can’t put my finger in it, but there’s just something off....

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by Anonymousreply 65April 4, 2021 11:07 PM

R65 Ryan dated everyone in the 00s. I'd take him over Wilmer đŸ€ą Her tastes are all over the place when it comes to dating.

by Anonymousreply 66April 5, 2021 8:07 AM

R12 #Fake news

I like all of them, but the correct ranking is:

Britney

Christina

Mandy

Jessica

by Anonymousreply 67April 5, 2021 8:12 AM

R2 Jessica Simpson voice devolution

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by Anonymousreply 68April 5, 2021 8:54 AM

I like her. Yes, she’s definitely a pill addict as well as an alchy but can anyone really blame her growing up with that father and being in the limelight and all? She’s not extremely talented but there’s something naive and likeable about her. She’s done better than many other childhood/tween stars. Her kids and husband are super cute but I wonder how they deal with her substance issues behind the scenes.

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by Anonymousreply 70April 5, 2021 9:19 AM

Did her dad ever come out or are the family still denying that he is bi at the very least and involved with younger men at the moment?

by Anonymousreply 71April 5, 2021 9:22 AM

She looks brain damaged in this pic.

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by Anonymousreply 72April 5, 2021 9:28 AM
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by Anonymousreply 73April 5, 2021 9:41 AM

If the question has been answered sufficiently, can we move on to what’s up her ass now?

by Anonymousreply 74April 5, 2021 11:41 AM

[Quote] can we move on to what’s up her ass now?

Not me đŸ˜«

by Anonymousreply 75April 5, 2021 11:47 AM

A new nose won’t change your annoying personality, Ashlee

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by Anonymousreply 76April 5, 2021 1:57 PM

Jessica's kids seem happy. That's all I have to add.

by Anonymousreply 77April 5, 2021 3:43 PM

R76 God, I want to punch her face. And Diana Ross' son seems awfully gay.

by Anonymousreply 78April 5, 2021 3:46 PM

Has she always had buck teeth? They seem so exaggerated in R72.

by Anonymousreply 79April 5, 2021 9:12 PM

It looks like Ashlee's old nose has grown back.

by Anonymousreply 80April 5, 2021 9:18 PM

Fuck this fur-wearing Republican drunk

by Anonymousreply 81April 5, 2021 9:21 PM

What about Linda Simpson. How is she?

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by Anonymousreply 82April 5, 2021 9:25 PM

There is a celebrity death match where Ashlee fights her old nose ...unfortunately the quality is shit

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by Anonymousreply 83April 5, 2021 11:52 PM

[quote]Ryan has always been borderline attractive to me, I can’t put my finger in it, but there’s just something off

R65 That hideous, grown-out emo shag/bob haircut does him no favors, even with the Barbara Walters photo filters.

by Anonymousreply 84April 6, 2021 1:50 AM

But, she get get prime Nick dick.

by Anonymousreply 85April 6, 2021 2:19 AM

She’s melting.

by Anonymousreply 86April 6, 2021 3:23 AM

R79 her whole face is off. But the lip fillers aren't helping.

by Anonymousreply 87April 6, 2021 10:11 AM

Jessica Simpson is so Californian that even her face has tectonic plates.

by Anonymousreply 88April 6, 2021 11:10 AM

List of the worst Simpsons

1. Ashlee 2. Jessica 3. OJ 4. Marge

by Anonymousreply 89April 6, 2021 5:58 PM

Fuck you R89

by Anonymousreply 90April 7, 2021 6:15 AM

It's always sad to see these hot young blondes hit middle age. They just don't know when to "turn it off" or at least tone it down, so the extensions get blonder, the eye makeup gets darker, the lips get bigger and the necklines get lower.

by Anonymousreply 91April 7, 2021 7:10 AM

And the teeth just buck right up!

by Anonymousreply 92April 7, 2021 7:41 AM

R81 I noticed that too. Christina, Jessica and Britney all got that terrible face work done. The long yellow hair and insistence on wearing midriffs and tight clothing ages them far worse too. A shorter darker hairstyle and more modest clothing would make them look more youthful.

by Anonymousreply 93April 7, 2021 1:48 PM

If Jessica Simpson farts in the woods, and no one smells it, did it really happen?

by Anonymousreply 94April 8, 2021 3:25 PM

R89 why is Ashlee the worst?

R93 well in Britney's case I'm sure alot of the plastic surgery was because of all the drugs. But the nose job just wasn't necessary.

by Anonymousreply 95April 9, 2021 3:06 AM

R95 exhibit A

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by Anonymousreply 96April 9, 2021 3:14 AM

Can someone have Liza say Ashlee’s name on here and something witty about her?

by Anonymousreply 97April 9, 2021 4:06 AM

Do you think that Ashlee has ever been alone in a room with Diane?

by Anonymousreply 98April 9, 2021 4:24 AM

R98 doubt it.

by Anonymousreply 99April 9, 2021 9:19 AM

I predict Britney will die before she gets to 60.

by Anonymousreply 100April 9, 2021 10:48 PM

Which Britney hair was best, R93?

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by Anonymousreply 101April 9, 2021 10:50 PM

Nice try r101 but there’s only 1 star of this thread

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by Anonymousreply 102April 9, 2021 11:18 PM

Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson and Beyoncé are all walking Barbie dolls. Plastic, perfect bodies, all smiles and empty inside. All of their younger sisters seem more well-adjusted despite being messes themselves

by Anonymousreply 103April 9, 2021 11:42 PM

I find the middle age aging of the early 00s pop tartlets oddly fascinating. Theyre all kinda fucked up except for Mandy Moore

by Anonymousreply 104April 10, 2021 12:12 AM

she is 'sexual napalm'...

by Anonymousreply 105April 10, 2021 12:19 AM

I can't decide who's more irritating - Jessica drunk Simpson or that interviewer?

by Anonymousreply 106April 10, 2021 12:22 AM

The girls that all had their singing debut at the same time were: Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson, Willa Ford, Mandy Moore, Jennifer Lopez (I know she's 10-15 years older than all the others, but she started singing the same time as them), Pink, Destiny's Child/Beyonce.

Most of them are still acting or singing, except for Willa Ford.

by Anonymousreply 107April 10, 2021 12:45 AM

R107 you mention all these other singers but there was only one FANTASTIC FOUR (Spears, Aguilera, Simpson and Moore). Simpson outshined all the others with her all American next door girl smile and her juicy jugs. It also has been reported that she gave Nick Lachey sloppy rim jobs

by Anonymousreply 108April 10, 2021 1:05 AM

What exactly is a Willa Ford?

by Anonymousreply 109April 10, 2021 1:15 AM

Willam Ford was on season 4 of drag race

by Anonymousreply 110April 10, 2021 1:57 AM

She was too old and too stripper. Girls didn't like her because she would fuck their boyfriend.

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by Anonymousreply 111April 10, 2021 2:00 AM

R101 i can't be bothered to open the link, but Britney looks so cute there.

R111 i can't listen to that song without thinking of this awkward scene from Dickie Roberts.

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by Anonymousreply 112April 10, 2021 7:08 AM

Make a Britney thread r113, this is about the mogul, jsimp

by Anonymousreply 113April 10, 2021 11:49 AM

Remember when it. was reported in the media some years ago that Jessica is a billionaire because of her shoe business?

by Anonymousreply 114April 11, 2021 12:33 AM

Willa Ford is Florida trash but she was hot. She fucked Nick Carter when he was still good-looking. Debra LaFave also fucked Nick Carter when they were high school classmates.

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by Anonymousreply 115April 11, 2021 1:25 AM

Let’s not let this thread die like Jessica’s career....

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by Anonymousreply 116April 11, 2021 10:54 PM

I don't like when people sing the national anthem in a sex kitten type of way.

by Anonymousreply 117April 11, 2021 11:43 PM

R116 and then she had sex on top of the American flag.

That's what it sounds like anyway.

by Anonymousreply 118April 12, 2021 5:55 AM

The smile that the band mates give each other after Ashley embarrassingly does a weird jig and walks off the stage makes me think the band planned this all along look at 0:54 in the vid

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by Anonymousreply 119April 13, 2021 4:01 AM

R119 so she wanted to go out with a bang??

by Anonymousreply 120April 13, 2021 11:43 AM

50 fun facts about the “American Bombshell”

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by Anonymousreply 121April 14, 2021 2:27 PM

Still making headlines

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by Anonymousreply 122April 15, 2021 1:04 PM

Jessica won’t let the scale define her or her undeniable talent

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by Anonymousreply 123April 29, 2021 5:31 PM

"But is it chicken or fish?"....confused about a can of Chicken Of The Sea...

by Anonymousreply 124April 29, 2021 10:03 PM

Jessica Simpson has regained her title as the Queen of Pop

by Anonymousreply 125April 30, 2021 11:57 AM

Jessica Simpson was never the queen of pop and she isn’t now.

by Anonymousreply 126April 30, 2021 3:31 PM

She's like the pop star adjacent who's more relatable and talkative than shy manic Britney Spears.

by Anonymousreply 127May 2, 2021 12:45 AM

She's a PopAuntie

by Anonymousreply 128May 2, 2021 12:45 AM

No lies were told

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by Anonymousreply 129May 3, 2021 4:22 AM

R129 which is why she and Billy Corgan should have stayed together. No one respects him anyway.

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by Anonymousreply 130May 3, 2021 4:42 AM

R130 when did that happen??

by Anonymousreply 131May 3, 2021 7:17 AM

That Billy Corgan thing was really brief. It was after she was fucking the jackass guys and not that long before she met her husband, I think. Billy said he respected her spirituality.

by Anonymousreply 132May 3, 2021 3:16 PM

R132 how random 😆 Though he's un upgrade from Johnny.

by Anonymousreply 133May 4, 2021 12:27 AM

The current pop stars like Lorde, Billie Eilish, Ariana Grande, Ellie Goulding and SZA are really are an improvement over the pop music of the early 2000s. Beyoncé was the only one really to drastically change her sound to keep up with current trends.

by Anonymousreply 134May 4, 2021 12:56 AM

R134 none of those bitches can hold a candle to JSims...I wonder why she hasn’t been asked to star on the Voice yet, although she might be more cut out for the Voice - Ukraine, or something

by Anonymousreply 135May 4, 2021 4:48 AM

lol why Ukraine?

by Anonymousreply 136May 4, 2021 12:21 PM

She’s been pushing this ‘revealing memoir’ for over a year. No one cared much the first round, so she added a few more pages about Nick for the paperback edition. Dumb drunk bitch.

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by Anonymousreply 137May 4, 2021 12:34 PM

Nick is still hot. I think he got sick of Jessica because once he married her and got to finally fuck her. He got to really know her and saw how boring, helpless and airheaded she was. Nick is reasonably intelligent and very pragmatic Midwestern guy. Having to deal with spoiled whiny Southern princess like Jessica definitely grated on his nerves.

by Anonymousreply 138May 4, 2021 2:27 PM

Oprah level yo-yoingđŸȘ€

by Anonymousreply 139May 4, 2021 2:28 PM

Nick.... coin slot or starfish?

by Anonymousreply 140May 4, 2021 3:20 PM

Simpsons clothing line is flopping

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by Anonymousreply 141May 5, 2021 12:38 PM

R119- I wonder what ever happened to her band. That one guy looks like DJ Ashba.

by Anonymousreply 142May 5, 2021 2:11 PM

141- That's because all the low income basic bitches that bought her crappy line have been WFH all year/ were laid off and can't afford such luxury anymore.

by Anonymousreply 143May 5, 2021 2:12 PM

Her line has always confused me. I thought at the beginning she really had nothing to do with company other than it was using her face and name for branding. So she really has been in charge since the beginning?

by Anonymousreply 144May 5, 2021 2:12 PM

I had a flashback of when Jessica guest starred on That '70s Show and played a dumb blonde girl that Kelso (Ashton Kutcher) was hooking up with after he broke up with Jackie. This is not too long before Jessica ended up starring in The Dukes of Hazzard along with the gay Seann William Scott who played alongside Ashton Kutcher in Dude, Where's My Car? Ashton and Seann had a hot makeout scene in that movie.

by Anonymousreply 145May 5, 2021 4:03 PM

FMK - Nick Lachey, John Mayer, Billy Corgan

by Anonymousreply 146May 5, 2021 6:52 PM

You have it right r146.

by Anonymousreply 147May 5, 2021 8:27 PM

Mandy Moore is definitely the most well-adjusted. Christina is doing fine and I think having kids and gaining weight humbled her attitude. Jessica is a hot mess and Britney has serious problems. Neither had parents with their best interests in mind. Beyoncé is the wealthiest and still world famous but she has a sort of same hollow dead look in her eyes right now and I wouldn't be surprised if she had a drug addiction or body dysmorphia (all that plastic surgery in so few years);

by Anonymousreply 148May 6, 2021 5:00 PM

“Sexually, it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just snort you?”

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by Anonymousreply 149May 6, 2021 6:03 PM

She looks awful.

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by Anonymousreply 150May 6, 2021 7:21 PM

She’s looking rough, she still boozing?

by Anonymousreply 151May 6, 2021 7:32 PM

I really don’t think so. I guess I assume she’d look bloated and would be putting on weight if she was.

by Anonymousreply 152May 6, 2021 7:37 PM

[quote]Jessica Simpson revealed on "The Drew Barrymore Show" that men were once told not to date her.

WTF is up with this "Drew Barrymore Show"? Who the fuck is watching that, and why are all these Z-list celebrities showing up on it??

by Anonymousreply 153May 6, 2021 7:48 PM

Drew Barrymore is really scraping the bottom of the barrel

by Anonymousreply 154May 7, 2021 4:43 PM

I've never been able to listen to Jessica's caterwauling singing, but she does seem like a genuinely nice person. R119 I had never noticed Ashlee's band smiling/smirking in that SNL clip before! They were definitely making fun of her. Remember the end of the show when they all gather on stage and she apologizes but blames her band: "my band started playing the wrong song!" What a fucking asshole.

by Anonymousreply 155May 7, 2021 6:10 PM

Jessica is dumb as rocks with big tits, the Pam Anderson of pop music, but carry a tune, she cannot.

by Anonymousreply 156May 7, 2021 7:29 PM

She’s gross. Not talented, fat, has been.

by Anonymousreply 157May 7, 2021 10:01 PM

I am sexual napalm.

by Anonymousreply 158May 7, 2021 10:58 PM

While we're talking about Ashlee Simpson..... Let us NEVER forget this little slice of fried gold.

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by Anonymousreply 159May 11, 2021 2:09 PM

What's wrong with Beyonce? Did anyone ever figure out what the elevator was about?

They let Ashlee perform at the Superbowl what?

by Anonymousreply 160May 11, 2021 2:18 PM

It was a football game but not the superbowl.

by Anonymousreply 161May 11, 2021 2:49 PM

Ashlee Simpson is an American treasure, the Shirley Temple of the 2000s

by Anonymousreply 162May 11, 2021 3:26 PM

r160 it was the Orange Bowl

by Anonymousreply 163May 11, 2021 3:50 PM

Sure, if Shirley Temple was a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 164May 11, 2021 4:38 PM

Her husband seems like a mooch but after dating some players maybe she wants somebody who won't leave her

by Anonymousreply 165May 11, 2021 4:42 PM

Remember when Tony Romo had the sign up on his property not to let her in? She seems like she was a bit of a stalker.

by Anonymousreply 166May 11, 2021 4:44 PM

When was that!

by Anonymousreply 167May 11, 2021 4:49 PM

It was supposed to be a question mark.

by Anonymousreply 168May 11, 2021 4:49 PM

r167 it was JULY 2009

Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo has blockers keeping his ex out of his Texas home with strict instructions to intercept Jessica Simpson should she try to sneak by.

"RED ALERT!!!" The sign posted at the entrance to the football star's gated community reads, according to US Magazine. "TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN....JESSICA IS NO LONGER ON THE LIST AND NOT APPROVED FOR ACCESS."

The sign pours salt into the wounds he inflicted after dumping the blond the day before her 29th birthday.

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by Anonymousreply 169May 11, 2021 5:09 PM

Haha! I never saw that back in the day. Embarrassing!

by Anonymousreply 170May 11, 2021 5:24 PM

“When her husband-to-be, Eric Johnson, told his parents that he was dating Simpson, they responded, “The one that shaved her head? She has two kids, right?” They had, in fact, confused her with Britney Spears.”

This NEVER happened....Jessica is a liar and delusional...Britney Spears is a global star, Jessica is not and has never been on that level

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by Anonymousreply 171May 12, 2021 2:03 AM

John Mayer is a good-looking guy with musical talent and vast knowledge but he really loves to date bimbos who put out easily. It shows he is insecure because he can't be with a woman who is intelligent and musically talented on his level.

by Anonymousreply 172May 12, 2021 2:06 AM

[quote] This NEVER happened....Jessica is a liar and delusional...Britney Spears is a global star, Jessica is not and has never been on that level

Calm down... Britney peaked in 2003. The same time Jessica peaked. Also these are older people, would they really care that much about either to tell the difference? To them, they are both sexualized blonde teen pop singers who were tabloid fodder. It's no different from older people mixing up NSYNC and Backstreet.

by Anonymousreply 173May 12, 2021 2:27 AM

R173 that is not at all an accurate comparison. Britney Spears’ fame is on a totally different level than Simpson, **NSYNC or Backdoor Boys. Simpson made that story up.

by Anonymousreply 174May 12, 2021 2:51 AM

She has got to be fucked up raised in that family. Daddy was a preacher then became her manager while talking inappropriately about her big tits and virginity while oogling her husband. Then he comes out after playing the religious family man.

by Anonymousreply 175May 12, 2021 3:09 AM

[Quote] What's wrong with Beyonce? Did anyone ever figure out what the elevator was about?

Same old same old. Jay was probably fucking around and sis tried to put him in his place.

by Anonymousreply 176May 12, 2021 8:46 AM
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