Chet Hanks heralds this as White Boy Summer

Am I supposed to know who this is and who he's talking about?

No idea what he means by that, but he looks hot there.

He doesn’t look like Tom

He is hot but lord I detest a wigger. Especially upper middle class ones. Now a white person born and raised in a black area that acts black is perfectly acceptable.

Many people don’t look like their parents.

Upper Middle Class? He was raised by a millionaire...

I absolutely love hot white chocolate Bros. Just hearing him talk got me on brick 🧱 yo

Tom & Rita will be so proud...

Well they better have some high level SPF, especially if they want to protect those tattoos.

John B, isn’t he from that Netflix beach community murder mystery show?

Has Colin Hanks commented yet?

I could hear and get on board with this message much better if he was shirtless.

This is stupid.

Wigger summer, he means.

Yes. He makes it clear it not white boy summer as in normal plain white boys, he means white boys “with flavor” aka wiggas etc. are gonna thrive this summer.

I think this is all a lead up to him relaunching his music career with a cover of this lost gem.

“Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole lotta sonnets.”

Were is his sex vid?

It's like he lives "Malibu's Most Wanted" for reelz.

Wiggers tormented me in school for being gay.

Yeah, like Snow, r4

Oh, that's who that is ... I still don't know who he's talking about.

R15, it’s “flava,” not flavor

Would he please....how to put this....FUCK OFF??????

My goodness!!! I guess no one on this thread listened to 90's r&b.

Jon B is not white.

Sizemeat verificatia? The only thing that could make him fuckable.

R25, See link...

Early life Born in Providence, Rhode Island, and raised in Altadena, California, United States, Buck comes from a musical family; with his father David, a professor of music, his mother Linda, a concert pianist and his siblings Deborah, a violinist and his brother Kevin, a cellist.[3] His mother is Jewish and his father has Dutch ancestry.[4][5] In 1992, Jon B. was shopping demos around when he caught the attention of Tracey Edmonds, then-President and CEO of Yab-Yum Records.[3]

Tom and Rita must be so embarrassed, I don't care what they say in publc.

[quote]Has Colin Hanks commented yet?

Sorry, I'm too busy working at a REAL JOB. Do you hear that, Chet?

Life on the streets is hard, yo.

r28...I wonder where he got it from?

I love white dudes with flava

R28 They are regretting not having died of COVID-19.

Are Peter Scolari’s poorer, but better behaved, children off snickering somewhere?

That Northwestern education was certainly money well-spent

¡FLAVAH!

He's like the last prominent wigger. They all disappeared around 2009.

So, to more fully answer r1's question:

Chet Hanks (or as he has called himself, "Chet Haze") is Tom Hanks's son by Rita Wilson--by some genetic freak he is much better looking than either of them. he is Colin Hanks's half-brother. Despite growing up in the lap of luxury in Beverly Hills and being sent to Northwestern, he is the Poor Little Rich Boy... because it is SO HARD growing up in the shadow of a famous and talented father. He has a bizarre case of arrested development where he is obsessed like a 16-year-old with rap, guns, and ghetto culture. He has tried many times to launch a musical career, but he's just not very talented.

He has a great body to go along with his pretty face, but he has he has ruined the former with exceptionally ugly loud tattoos, and he has had problems with drug addiction. His parents have never given up on him, but they also never seem to have allowed him to grow up fully since they still take care of him (apparently). He often goes to red carpet events with them where he tries to gain attention by speaking in a fake Jamaican patois to the cameras. He is almost the living embodiment of the song "Pretty Fly for a White Guy," but is without any discernible shame about it.

[quote]Sorry, I'm too busy working at a REAL JOB. Do you hear that, Chet?

Chet gets beat up on social media for his Jamaican patois (people killed him on Clubhouse over that) and his rap antics, but he is an actor. He's had roles on Shameless, Your Honor and Empire.

“ He has a bizarre case of arrested development where he is obsessed like a 16-year-old with rap, guns, and ghetto culture. ”

Have you paid attention to today’s 30 somethings? This is normal

Generation X introduced this trans black, right? There were a ton of wiggers in that generation. That Rachel Dolezal is Gen X. Now it’s transgender amongst younger generations. Today, the whole wigger thing seems kind of foreign and dated. But many of the Gen X guys who were wiggers back in the day are still wiggers today, from what I’ve seen. Maybe the whole transgender thing will go the way of the trans black thing. Fingers crossed.

Chet could get it honey.

All hip hop is a blight.

"but he is an actor. He's had roles on Shameless, Your Honor and Empire."

He's not an actor, he's a professional son with excellent industry connections.

He's an actor, and a retard!

[quote] Have you paid attention to today’s 30 somethings? This is normal

This may be [italic]common,[/italic] but this is decidedly not [italic]normal.[/italic]

His complete lack of awareness about how ridiculous he is, is astounding.

Covid spread like wildfire last summer. I expect the same this summer.

People think he is dumb, but please, it's all about getting attention these days and he knew this would get him attention.

No matter what kind of parents Tom and Rita were, it was inevitable that one of their children would crack under the celebrity pressure of famous parents and be desperate to carve an independent identity.

It’s one thing to say you find him attractive, but saying he has a beautiful face and pretty? Please

He’s hot

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Why is everyone dragging him for this? I’m not into this no talent celebspawn but he has a right to make a riff on ‘Hot Girl Summer’ as much as the next no talent rapper wannabe. All I see is “black girl power” or “black Twitter” so he’s just saying what he knows since he’s clearly Caucasian. He’s not a racist , he’s been vocal about wishing he was ten shades darker and a million shades talented.

R54= "Why isn't there a white history month?!"

R37 hasn't seen Jack Harlow perform tonight on SNL . LOL !

R56 he could get it too!

Just refer to him as “Tom Hanks’ Son” and that’ll help us figure out who this wannabe is. His dumb ass got a black girl pregnant and you know his father went mental over it. He’s just a little rich white boy who thinks Black and Poor are aesthetic choices. He’s getting too old to keep craving this kind of attention but then again he’s obviously mentally stunted. His parents can afford the best therapists which they’ll need for both themselves and Chet.

Chet is really fucking hot. Truman isn't bad either, but he's not Chet. And I really don't think you're supposed to say "wigger".

[quote] And I really don't think you're supposed to say "wigger".

Why?

This wigger is either channelling, drugging or culturally appropriating.

Chet Haze is a living billboard for a hefty inheritance tax.

R59 That's a great pic of him.

He's delicious.

Everyone referring to this guy as a "Wigger" is at the VERY LEAST eligible for AARP. So embarrassing.

Exactly. It’s not a term people currently use

R59, he doesn’t look that hot anymore

[quote]he doesn’t look that hot anymore

This is what he looks like now and I wouldn't turn him down.

How fast will he blow his share of Tom and Rita's money when they die?

Why does he look nothing like his parents? Was he adopted?

LOL I bet they restructured the trust.

A greek momma?

I want to blow him at R66 so bad. Douche hotness is off the charts. 🔥😍👌❤

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That is a beautiful child. I bet Beyonce is twisted in a jealous rage !

R68 in his younger photos he look like his mom. Unmistakably so.

The only interesting thing about this thread is how time and time again a certain type of hateful queens on Datalounge love to bash men they'd gleefully drop to their knees to suck off if given the chance.

Yeah, he'd get IT.

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CARNAC: The number 8, Chet Haze, and Reverend Al Sharpton.

Ed McMahon: The number 8, Chet Haze, and Reverend Al Sharpton.

CARNAC: Name a figure, a wigger, and an African-American.

Mm mm, Sim Sala Bim! May a mentally ill Datalounger repeatedly accuse you of being a sock puppet!

Did I mention that he'd get it? Bet he's got a big dumb cock.

Oops, forgot this photo.

What the official kick off for White Boy Summer, I take it he’s not smart enough to know when the summer solstice starts?

His haircut in Op’s video is tragic

The thing is, no. He isn’t that hot. He isn’t cute in the face. And he has a terrible personality.

[quote]His complete lack of awareness about how ridiculous he is, is astounding.

And hilarious!

The sad thing is that he has a younger brother who, while not suffering from Chet's delusions and hideous tats, used his degree from Stanford (in math, I think) to get a job in the "industry" along side his Dad. So there is something in the Hanks family that keeps his kids in his celebrity orbit rather than getting their own lives.

R82 isn’t that most celeb kids?

Chet is the most fuckable Hanks. He also has big dick energy and swag.

I don’t think the Smith-Pinkett kid’s umbilicals extend beyond Montecito.

R36 nah, in this case it’s more like...

[quote] I take it he’s not smart enough to know when the summer solstice starts?

Oh, no, please don’t drag us into this.

This must've been a nice find for Tom's publicist

[quote]In court documents filed on Jan. 12 and obtained by Page Six, Parker claimed Chet “threw a bottle” at her and called her a “ghetto black bitch” during an altercation while they were living in New Orleans for his “Your Honor” shoot.

Knowing Chet, he probably meant that as an endearing pet name

This is what happens when you name a child CHESTER, Rita

He has urban swag and energy

I love the ghetto accent. Dude, you grew up in Beverly Hills!

Ridiculous.

R92, if you’re into hip hop like many are, you start sounding urban

Froy’s magazine cover blurb mentions the possibility of “hot boy summer!”

Who's the white chick R94?

How’s everyone’s white boy sunmer going?

[quote] How’s everyone’s white boy sunmer going?

Are you going nude around the house?

It’s not summer yet

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[quote] White Boy Summer

No, Wigga Summer!

[quote] Exactly. It’s not a term people currently use

HORRORS!

If there's one thing all Dataloungers deeply care about, it's using only the latest groovy hep slang terms favored by Generation Z!

[quote] And I really don't think you're supposed to say "wigger".

Who says?

Who Is the authority here?