Another Kevin Sessums thread.

Gratitude. Grace. Grift. Bake. Agitate. Try on clothes. Self-congratulate. Rinse. Repeat.

Does she still food-shop at CVS?

Tuesday is double coupon day for all dented cans at the Hannaford.

Show me the messy pusshy of Sesshie!

HA HA HA

How's Small Town Hudson?

She now has a YouTube Channel where she bakes cookies! Her femmy drawl seems to come and go....just like madonnas English accent!

Don’t give him any money tho....YOU KNOW WHY

She should be on the Food Network...live ftom her "loft."

It doesn’t appear that baking is her, um, “forte.”

R9 .....SHOOTING METH IS!😂

Meth cookies? How decadent.

R11. Who knows WHAT is in those off brand baggies he hands out so “graciously” to random strangers! I DO know his smelly cats “help” by jumping up on the kitchen counter and stare into the mixing bowl! GROSS!!!!

Ewww. WHY does she insist on distributing her baked goods to TOTAL STRANGERS???

It’s a life of service, paying forward, living in the light etc

R14. Yeah, blah blah blah “gratitude”....he really is trying another angle for people to care about his “online magazine”.... Funny, he couldn’t really manage to get any content for his first online “go ‘round”....but people subscribed at 20 bux a pop.....then he had “computer problems” and enough time elapsed before another laptop “graciously” appeared.....still no content.....dogs died, cats and cakes, and you know, LIFE..... He wrote something about another “go fund me” but someone said he really should try “Patreon”....but he acted all Mr. Magoo-ey, and befuddled....knowing full well that a go fund me is the cash grab he’s MUCH more accustomed to....”Patreon” means more disappointed/disgusted “subscribers”......THAT DOESN’T FIT HIS “GRIFT” RUBRIC!! 😂😂😂😂

I think these threads are the most attention he’s gotten in decades.

But is this the kind of attention he wants--one that exposes his grifting ways? 😂😂😂😂

This veers perilously close to parody...

"Oprah gave me the agency..." 😂

See? I’m glad SOMEONE posted this, and I thank you, R18....This is the self satisfied brand of asshole (cat hair covered “black turtleneck!!” and all) that just HAD to weave Oprah into this. Did he mention how *disgusted* she was by his METH MEMOIR? No one wants to read about a sixty year old becoming homeless because he “used”, AGAIN. It’s boring after the thirtieth “slip”.....

I love how he claims Oprah kept calling him when he wouldn't pick up. We're supposed to believe Oprah would make the effort?

Baking with his cat!

R22....isn’t this video SICKENING?? Imagine the stench in that “loft”....he proudly doesn’t wash his jeans, the pungency of two cats roaming everywhere, and the peppery, smokey surprise of his “Angie Dickinson” cookies......Cookie??? COOKIE MUELLER! MUELLER? MUELLERS NOODLES!!.... NOODLES? THE BABY IN PINK FLAMINGOS!! JOHN WATERS....PROVINCETOWN!!! It’s what Oprah calls a “full circle moment!!” “THIS. IS. LITTER-AH-TURE....!” she exclaimed sagely....or did she? DID SHE????

He makes me wretch.

He manages to straddle gratitude with self-aggrandizement, and he has the unhinged demeanor of the ex-addict always on the slippery slope. With a hefty side of grift.

I NEED TO GET FUCKED. RIGHT. NOW.

R24.....so well said! he seems to be running out of “angles” and it looks like his theatrical adaptation of “MITHITHIPPI THITHY” is on permanent hold....I love that once again Oprah had no interest in reading a part in it. Here’s when I admit to buying the his audiobook at a local discounter for 2.99....still sealed! I can’t bear the sound of his voice.

Even Oprah doesn’t want to see the messy pusshy of Sesshie....

Let's hope he doesn't soon run through small town Hudson naked and screaming, "I NEED TO GET FUCKED!"

I need to get fucked—WITH THIS PIECE OF CAKE!

FULL OF CAT HAIR!

Live from Bellevue:

He made some cinnamon cake with a spooge-looking “maple drizzle”....I would be surprised if he stuck the whisk up his ass “mapplethorpe-style” before he beat his batter!! Roaming the streets during a pandemic giving out baggies of cake.... WOULD YOU EAT IT......WELL, WOULD YOU????

*WOULDN’T

That video is so disturbing, you can’t tell me he isn’t tweaking on meth

There’s a certain perverse myopia to chronicling an activity that one doesn’t do well (baking), in a format that doesn’t flatter you (bad camera angles/sound), in an unhygienic messy “loft” (cat hair, etc.) when the internet is FILLED with people who can do these all of these things a million times better, with more skill and panache.

Great point R35, it’s the “look at me, I’m relevant!”... look at me, I’m getting to go to the Oscar VF party, and Barry Diller’s BBQ!” tailored for the covid age... Trying, after one too many “fits and starts” to make “Sessums Magazine” be a “thing”......it isn’t, and it never was. The Curran theater fired him. “429 magazine” fired him....long gone are the days when Tina Brown would humiliate him and he sat there and took it, because he had an expense account. The birthday orchids from david geffen stopped coming....and here he sits all broken hearted. Came to shit, but only farted.

It's odd, this baking fetish of hers. As if anyone would make any of her dreamt-up "recipes."

The “I woke up to the smell of cinnamon in my cinnamon colored house” then getting all choked up to the point of tears is just TOO MUCH for me to take. NO WONDER he elicits eyerolls wherever he goes. This queen should just shut the fuck up. NO ONE CARES. NO ONE IS GOING TO GIVE YOU MONEY....we did that already...you got 12.5K for your dying dog, the dog died, and you kept the money. YOUR “HIGHER POWER” TOLD YOU TO....REMEMBER???

Did he really get fired from so many places? Because one hears a lot of disinfo online. And if it's true, why? Was his copy not good enough? Was he late with assignments? The usual answer one gets here is "Because I hate him"--but that's not why writers get fired, especially after starting with a big splash, a hit book, a cushy magazine job interviewing boldface names, and so on.

I'm curious about how someone starts so big and then just loses it, because I know a number of writers, good ones, who make an okay living because their expenses are modest. But they never made a splash or got to hobnob with the celebs and they have to work hard.

This seems like an interesting story of failure. After all, the guy is living in a backwater, not NY. Even without the virus, he is cut off from the geography he prizes. And on top of everything else, he's preparing food right where a cat is marching around after having stepped into its cat box.

That can't be hygenic. Do all cat owners do that?

"I'm curious about how someone starts so big and then just loses it"

It's called meth, R39.

Did he put down his poor dying old dog as soon as he cashed in on $12.5K?

R39 -- KS was never particularly talented as a writer -- his talent lay in his aggressive self-promotion at a time when most journalists still believed in staying in the background. He saw in people like Tina Brown the same desperate need for celebrity -- both to be one, and to be around one -- and relentlessly plugged himself as the future of journalism. She bit. It's a shtick that worked for a while but eventually went sour for a number of reasons. For one, other, more talented journalists began to use cable tv and the internet to make themselves more famous. For another, there weren't that many editors like Tina who felt comfortable around such blatant toadying. And of course, there was the fact that KS was never that good as a journalist. His forte was getting access, but eventually everyone seemed to have access to everyone so that became moot.

Then of course there was his own self-destruction and drug use and all that accompanies such career degradation. Finally, he made few if any friends or allies in journalism. Most people thought he was a joke, and an ephemeral one at that. He does have his supporters still, and his posts on Facebook get hundreds of likes but then, hundreds of likes on Facebook is a sad coda to what could have been a good career.

Well put, R42.

Very well put R42.....then watching him “re-invent” himself as some sort of Internet sage is SO super-cringeworthy....you have to wonder WTF is he on? The near biblical “foot washing” of that old lady in SF (she died), the constant drama with his animals, (guess what?...most people pay their own vet bills), the weird wandering the streets of Hudson....handing out cake....what happened to his plopping himself down in a local coffee shop to pervertedly “crotch watch”?? AND POST ABOUT IT?? Did some straight guy catch him sneaking a pic? The mind reels. I really applaud R42 for summing everything up....and I was snookered for a while there...I donated to the dog’s operation. Then the dog up and died...he up and died.... how “Mr. Bojangles” of him!! 🤪

Don't be too hard on yourself, R44. You did it for the poor dog. I just wonder if the "operation" was euthanasia!

Not the way he was talking, and he himself didn’t start the Go Fund Me....the dog died, while the money was being transferred over, or however that works....and HIS HIGHER POWER told him to keep the money. He then flew to New York, then London to “nourish us soul” with THEEAHTER.....this is when the crowd began to turn against him. When your constantly crying poverty, you “nourish your soul” at the local library....not jet off to London for a month of theater on other peoples money. This, along with MANY MANY other reasons is why people consider him to be a massive piece of shit. He was such an unspeakable snob, and his air of entitlement continues to this day. Don’t fall for it like I did. I’ll give my money to St. Judes....at least I know that’s a charity that actually does help sick kids....no questions asked

Sing it, R46. That trip to London showed how tone-deaf and full of hubris KS was, and is.

And that nauseating "Small Town London" shit! Kill her with fire!!!

Yeah, that “small town” Hudson/London/SF/Provincetown is SUPER IRRITATING....same with equating NYC with “Mayberry”.....it’s just dumb. No one thinks that, except for him. Odd, how you can burn so many bridges, and yet not be somewhat humbled by it all. Sure, you can blather on Facebook about grace and gratitude ‘til your blue in the face....but your actions really prove otherwise. So, if standing in a hideous dress in some pretentious woman's Hudson “atelier”, and then posting it somehow gets you thru the week....who am I to judge? You look like a fucking clown....oops, I JUDGED!!😂

He is a wholly unreliable narrator. Hudson isn’t Mayberry. A local shop is not an atelier. A walk-up rental apartment is not a loft.

R50.....but he KNEW her doncha know!!

What happened last night...

More pet drama. Can he start a Go Fund Me to get the cat out from behind the fridge?

I never realized that a grown man couldn't move a refrigerator. Is that common? They come on casters.

Oh, Lawdy, y’all, I had just finished distributing 38 pieces of under baked “cake” when I returned to the “loft” to find that one of my (filthy) rescue cats had wedged themselves (they/them) behind the icebox. It was worse than the vapors, I tell ya. At first, I worried that the pussy would find some errant meth “crumbs” back there, but then I called my sponsor and we prayed. I attempted to place collect calls to my former friends David Geffen, Ali MacGraw and Peter Staley, but no one would accept the charges. Imagine! Fortunately, some strapping local Hudson police officers helped me move the appliance, rescuing the errant feline. To thank them, I offered them cake, but as it was covered in cat hair, they declined. As an alternative, I offered them my hole, but as it was absent any hair, they declined. I implored them: “I need to get fucked. RIGHT. NOW!” They were unmoved and suggested I start a GoFundMe for elder hole-stuffing. Good idea! Small town Mayberry....

R55. I have been roaring with laffter over this post ^ all damn day! You really captured EVERYTHING we loathe about the Sess Mess in one post!! BRAVO!!!

Kevin and Jeff Sessions are ducking it out over who gets to use the moniker “Sesshie.”

He made another cat hair cake. These cat & cake posts are so tiresome, it makes me miss those long winded posts about washing that old ladies feet .... I can’t believe I just wrote that

There is no way I would allow a pet to remain trapped where I could not rescue it for an entire night. It may have been injured, for God's sake.

Call the fire department. They pull cats out of trees, they can get one from behind your fridge. If you are small/elderly, they will forgive you for being unable to move the fridge yourself.

How could he not pull out the refrigerator?

R60. He made such a friggin production out of it, the cat could have EASILY died. Dialing 911 for the fire department is simple...ITS WHAT THEY DO. Fretting and ruminating online was an attention getting ploy....anyone who thinks they live in MAYBERRY where ever the fuck they are, should know that trapped cats/cats in trees/etc etc etc is a lot of WHAT THEY DO. He’s a nightmare. He’s now posting that the cats are talking to him, and they have opinions on LITTTER-AHH-TURRE!! What an asshole

R61, well, they might have opinions about LITTTER. Such as "change the stuff in my box, you bald asshole."

HAHA, R62!

Bald asshole indeed, R62!

What's that clicking noise?

He’s CLEARLY on some form of substance....the slurring, the weird hands....no one acts this way unless they’re in an altered state

And his rambling monologue...

That old queen actually once played Allan Strang on Broadway in Equus?

Sessums was never in Equus on Broadway. By his own admission, he attended an open call for would-be replacement Alan Strangs and got call went.ed back. But that's as far as it

So even if the story is true, he never got the part.

^^^and got called back.

There are weird photos of him jumping around on some stage with a keith partridge shag acting all femmy....I wonder if he told the horses that HE NEEDED TO GET FUCKED.....RIGHT.... NOW!!!

God that story makes me HOWL.

He made another cake, a dark one this time. It looked vile. When the pieces were wrapped in cellophane to be handed out, they resembled clean-up-after-your-dog poo bags.

Thanks for clearing that up, R69. As I said, I was confused by how he could have ever been anywhere near Broadway. And he wasn't!

Only a fucking moron would race out and use all their food stamps to make a “pecan praw-leen key lime pah” only to realize they didn’t OWN A PIE PAN. As with his stand mixer, mixing bowl, and “lesbian sex toy” (danish dough whisk)....kind friends BOUGHT him these things, and the pie pan is a nice one from Williams Sonoma...now, how he’s gonna bag up SLICES OF PIE and distribute them, remains to be seen. Am I the only one who wonders if his “wandering cake queen” act is in direct relationship to his sudden banishment from all the quaint coffee shops that befit the main drag ....you know, where she’d plop her sagging ass down, open her laptop and “cruise” like a pervy junkie creep?

Pecan pralines are wonderful. Key lime pie is delicious. Both together?

Vomitarama.

Up next: peanut butter & jelly duck l'orange.

Is he baking an Oscar cake tonite?

He mysteriously hasn’t posted/pontificated about the Oscars...I’m sure he’s most melancholy, as this was his big “taste” of the high life once a year....the invite didn’t come to travel to LA, so here he sits all broken-hearted.....

I agree with R75: that pie sounds disgusting.

R78....that’s what leads me to believe “she’s come undone”....AGAIN. He’s making these cakes “freestyle” with nary a recipe in sight....ITS LUNACY. the pie (or pah, as he femmily drawls) SOUNDS DISGUSTING. Baking isn’t Jazz, dear....it’s a pretty exact science. This is just another attention getting ploy, and watching the interest dwindle to a trickle makes me howl. He can go get fucked .....RIGHT NOW!!! 😂😂

R77, he says he fell asleep after eating pork tenderloins.

Why do people buy him things like mixers and pie pans?

Actually, why do they buy him anything?

They buy him things because he backhandedly begs. It’s that chicken fried hustle he’s been pulling for years....it’s sickening.

It’s amazing how many people seem unable to see through his contrived antics.

For those of you wondering about how Miss Sessums felt about the Oscars and her present life, she has been ruminating--at great length! Here's the first paragraph--it will warm your heart:

"On my walk today I was thinking about the Oscars and how for years they were a part of my life's narrative and now walking in a small town in upstate New York is. Many of us escaped small towns in order finally to create "small towns" based on finding likeminded souls and success and easier sex. Hollywood is such a town. New York once was for me. When I was six I really lived in a small town. Now at 65, I have returned to one."

R85. that whole IRRITATING, SELF SERVING, POST led me to find the NY TIMES (“mean!”) review of “Mississippi Sissy”......HES CORRECT!! The reviewer WASNT buying his bag of bullshit for one second. I only wish I knew how to post things here. SOMEONE PLEASE DO IT and get ready to scream with laffter!! He’s been SUCH an asshole for SO very long....

....

Most artists create a personal mythology.

I couldn’t hear the low volume very well. He babbled about Cookie Mueller to only say he was scared of her because she was a drug addict! The constant clicking of his mouth is disgusting.

Is that clicking coming from him??? Is it druggie dry mouth?

Thank you, R87!

It does sound as if he had a traumatic life. I mean, having your roommate brutally murdered isn't exactly your standard gay childhood troubles.

So shouldn't he be nice to his fellow gay brethren? He made a point not to be when he had a career.

I'm not saying that lets him off the hook for being an asshole, but he might have long term PSTD. Which often leads to self-medicating and resultant behavior of a self-destructive nature.

I'm a bundle of neurosis without his experiences. I'd be a total wreck if I had his childhood.

R94. That’s when you put on your big girl panties, get into some therapy, keep it nice and private, and get on with it. Like MOST people do. You don’t become a mean girl gay, snicker and belittle others FOR YEARS, then whine and complain when your magic carpet ride ends.

OMG the “mouth clicking” in that “Angie Dickinson” cookie video on YouTube is OFF THE CHAIN ....go watch it but DO NOT SUBSCRIBE!! Either he’s SO SPUN on drugs, or his dentures are possessed by the spirit of Martha Raye! And she’s the “fresh mouth”, doncha know!!

OMG....another long winded ME ME ME post about Penelope Cruz and his firing from VANITY FAIR....he drones on and on about it, not ever owning the fact that he just may SUCK. The evidence is there, people, yet even HE doesn’t say he got shitcanned.:..like he did at 429 magazine, like he did at the Curran theater.....and now he bakes turdcakes and stuffs them into plastic bags. How sad that is.

I love his last sentence in that Cruz screed: "But one thing Kilimanjaro taught me is that the climb back down is even harder."

I guess he doesn't realize that in the Hemingway story "The Snows of Kilimanjaro," the main character doesn't climb down the mountain; he dies on it. I guess Sesshie died on his own Kiliminjaro.

Methyssippy Sesshie!

Methysissy Sesshie!

What if she gets fired FROM HER OWN COOKING SHOW?!

It might happen, the cat is the showrunner and she says that the ratings are not great. There's talk of replacing him with Augusten Burroughs and a Ziploc bag of Chantilly Lace cake.

Perhaps, in a nod to his “former life” profiling those in the movie business, he should bake movie-themed desserts. Starting with the Shit Pie from The Help. Coals to Newcastle...

This thread has piqued my curiosity...other than being not-very-talented and evidently something of a tailcoat-rider what specific things has he done to make him a pariah? I gather he had a drug-fueled meltdown that was highly embarrassing, but I don't know that I would call that a moral failing per se.

Ever since someone mentioned it, I’m obsessed/horrified with his mouth clacking. Is it druggy dry mouth? Is it an ill fitting denture/missing teeth? (He did have MAJOR teeth problems in SF)...anywhoo, I have a feeling his breath must REEK...

I have enormous compassion for those down on their luck. And drug addicts. And getting older. All of that. But his pretensions, delusions of grandeur and level of self-absorption are SIMPLY BEYOND THE PALE.

She was out pedaling her "River Phoenix Key Lime/Lemon Pie" in "small-town Hudson" today.

Oh, Lawdy, Lawdy....

Oh, my. He has a tattoo.

Hopefully not on his messhy pusshy.

Did Halston and Sesshie party together?

Reading this thread I wonder if there are hundreds here who have been personally wronged by KS. Why so much venom? What has he done to deserve so little compassion? Something in him seems to rile you. And who is he btw? An addict who wrote memoir, apparently. They are a dime a dozen but few seem to elicit such strong feelings.

R112. He was a “mean gay” when he could have been nice. A straight up snob. Unkind. Nasty and haughty.

Was he cute/hot when he was younger? Hard to imagine... I read parts of his drug memoir “Tell it to the mountain”. Not a very good writer and a major name dropper.

He's always been unfuckable.

So graceful, reminds me of a young Nureyev.

He spouts all the expected buzzwords: grace, gratitude, paying back, kindness, treks, animals, pilgrimages, blah blah blah—but he’s fundamentally a complete fame-whore and a grifter. And a narcissist. And a TERRIBLE baker.

Spouting all the buzzwords while continuing the grift because the sense of entitlement has never left him.

He is no different than 60% of middle aged gays.

He needs to get fucked. RIGHT. NOW.

R119, 60% of middle-aged gays aren't on Go Fund Me to have other people pay for them.

I'm middle-aged and have never handed out slices of cat hair cake to strangers on the street.

Why is the cake handed out in plastic bags, making it appear to be dog poop?

Why does he start all his Facebook posts with “Small-town Hudson”?

Also, it can’t be said enough: Hudson itself is absolutely vile. It’s like all of the worst elements of posturing, striving, pretentious, delusional NYC were just dumped on top of a struggling rust-belt river town. It has become a catch-all for legions of aging queens whose mid-level media careers have imploded. Because they can’t afford their big city rent anymore, they flee up there to work at some shitty vintage furniture store where one can buy, say, an old theater spotlight for 7k.

Don’t believe me? Try going to a restaurant there. You will leave absolutely furious because a) you waited an hour for a table in a half empty dining room b) the food sucked c) service was non-existent d) you paid $90 for two plates of food and a couple of shitty bloody Mary’s.

It’s like the whole town sprung out of Sessum’s wind sock anus.

[quote]Because they can’t afford their big city rent anymore

Hudson is more expensive than Queens, Brooklyn, the Bronx and North Jersey.

“ Hudson is more expensive than Queens, Brooklyn, the Bronx and North Jersey.”

I’m talking about people who were making mid six figures, living in 4K a month apartments. There’s been an exodus of this type up there for years.

R127. Insufferable asshole queens! Anyone who thinks Hudson, Kingston, or any surrounding area is glam....they’re STUPID.

Oh please, R125. There are plenty of nice restaurants in Hudson (or were pre-Covid). Great bookstore too and some wonderful architecture. Plenty of K.S. types, but fortunately you can see the flames from miles away so they're pretty easy to avoid. I agree that the "arts" "scene" in Hudson is insufferable, but Catskill is just across the river and the creatives there are more down-to-earth and less windbaggy.

Hudson does have some good restaurants and amazing bakeries (Breadfolks!) in its midst. Way too many poseurs (like Sesshie and his friend’s absurd “atelier”), hipsters and such, but they can be avoided. And the surrounding area is filled with spectacular scenery and exquisite houses. The Hudson Valley really is exquisite, especially in the springtime.

What is an “orange olive oil cake”? Sounds ghastly.

I wonder if people throw out the cake slice once he has dropped them off, knowing that they are covered in cat hair. Ewwwwwwwwwwww!

Tragic.

[quote]He's always been unfuckable.

A few hundred men managed to do it, R115.

To my benefit.

Can someone please explain to me why “olive oil cake” is even a thing? It sounds vile.

And was Kevin Sessums the one who inspired that DL meme about a total bottom who is demanding to be fucked at a gay orgy?

R135. No he’s the one who, in the dead of winter, ran NUDE up and down the wharf in Provincetown screaming “I NEED TO GET FUCKED.....RIGHT NOW!!”

He was so spun on meth, his “sponsor” threw him out of his nice (free, as usual) apartment, he lost his dogs (both now dead, he pocketed the 12K in go fund me $$ tho) and crawled back to some losers couch in Manhattan.....he writes all about it with ZERO shame in his stupid second book. The one nobody read.

She somehow missed the fact that there are thousands of baking blogs, tv shows, insta posts, etc., all filled with accomplished, interesting bakers. Sesshie. Cannot. Bake.

What is that weird clucking/smacking noise she’s making while she narrates her baking?

It is the clicking of her messhy pusshy (vagina dentata).

Update

Hurray! Hurrah! Sesshie done got herself a job!!!

Amazingly, today he is complaining about having to go back to New York City next week in order to repair one "of two" antique Rolexes he owns, after it was improperly repaired the first time. The sale of just one Rolex could have funded an operation for his dog some years back, instead of grifting funds from his followers. I used to think he was harmless enough, but he really is a grifter.

Why does he start posts with “Small-town Hudson”?

I used to read his Vanity Fair back-page celebrity interviews years ago when I was very young and was envious of him and his life.

A few years ago when I was much older I worked with him for a time in a volunteer organization. He was a bit of a creep - not in an anti-social way but in a weird vibe way - and still a social climber in our small town, but I got the sense then that he was tired of all that and wanted something more.

No more envy on my part. Lesson learned.

I suspect it's very hard to reconcile young fame with older irrelevance. We all struggle with our lives. He's no different, really. He just does it out loud.

Can we PLEASE start placing bets on how long he will be at GRAZIA.

After his first paycheck he will go back to his messy ways.

I have to admit that I enjoyed MISSISSIPPI SISSY. It was brutally frank and honest about his early years. The follow up, I LEFT IT ON THE MOUNTAIN, however, seems to live up to the snark that I am reading in this thread! All of that spiritual mumbo jumbo with the hallucinations about the elephants and the Hindu goddess…he was all over the place. I do think that he’s got some writing prowess. But he’s gone crazy. Must’ve been the meth.

Oh it was the Meth FOR SURE…..permanent brain damage. His teeth are crumbling, yet she needs to get her rolexes repaired! He fondly remembers the days of posh parties and expense accounts. Now he’s just a cunt in a dress. The laughingstock of Warren street.

I KEEP A SPARE ROLEX IN MY MESSHY PUSSHY.

Poor Kev, barbecued to a blackened husk by the zealous assassins of DL. I read that Times review of "Sissy" (posted upthread) by the most vile cunt who ever cunted, Mr. Norah Vincent, author of the unreadable "Self-Made Man. -- One Woman's Year Disguised as a Man." I remember wondering how many sales of his book she torpedoed with her nasty little takedown. Reading this thread I get the hostility and it's all very funny, and poignant and sad. I agree -- sell the fucking Rolex to save the dog -- but does Sessums possess even one redeeming feature? Something? Anything? He's not a terrible writer, just a bit of a transparent egoist.

How much money did he run through I wonder…is he broke?

It sounds like he still has a good relationship with his siblings though.

Does he still make his little muffins and cakes with the cat hair in them?

I enjoyed his profiles in Vanity Fair. If anything, you have to give him props for the career he's had. He was on top for a good while. If he didn't invest any of the big bucks, it's his own fault.

I was hanging out at a friend's house a while back and there was an unknown figure skater there who did a hit of acid and spent the rest of the afternoon shouting "SOMEBODY FUCK ME PLEASE!" Had to laugh reading about Sessums's frolics in Provincetown and remembering that day. PS - Nobody did fuck that poor skater boy, who admittedly had an amazing ass. Don't know how Sessums fared in his quest. .

"Don't know how Sessums fared in his quest."

Poorly, I would guess. Who wants to fuck a middle-aged strung out meth addict?

How did he fare in his quest? The cops showed up, he was nude IN THE DEAD OF WINTER, and he had the option of treatment or jail….he chose treatment (which failed) and that’s when he had to foster his dogs, another chapter he drones on and on about “this is what surrender feels like”🙄…..then he moved to SF, drove the insipidly pretentious “429” (spells “gay” on the telephone pad!!”) magazine into the ground, washed some old womans feet, got fired, rode around on his bike with an English riding helmet, (LOL)….got hired at the Curran Theater, did nothing, got a drug related ass or bladder issue, in hospital, got fired over email, dog dying, got 13k in go fund me, dog died before it’s life saving operation!, Shithead said his “higher power” told him to keep the money…..”LIKE” for part two!!

Yep, R155 has hilariously, succinctly, and 100% accurately described the saga of Sesshie. I love you, R155--would enjoy dishing with you.

Wow R155. I think I understand now. Retracting my previous post. Good Gawd!!

"LIKING" for Part Two R155

Part Two: Sessie flies to London with the go fund me money for some thee ahhh tahh, “to nourish his soul”…., people trash him online, but she don’t give a fig…..returns and moves across the country to a “loft” in the insanely overrated Hudson, NY….here “the kindness of strangers” once again saves him. Sadly, the other dog dies. No one offers any money this time😂. He USED to spend a lot of time OPENLY crotch watching men in a local coffee shop (SO CREEPY) but he seems to have stopped. He flies to London again to nourish his meth riddled soul…..his other dog dies. He openly grieves by dressing in women’s clothing and posting pictures of himself in dresses on Instagram. He then gets two cats….he then starts baking cakes and putting slices in baggies from the dollar store and handing them out. The cats climb all over the kitchen area and it’s FUCKING disgusting….he USED to try to make YouTube’s weaving cake-making into some stupid anecdote with words like “narrative”, “journey” and “rubric”, but his crumbling teeth and denture whistle made it difficult. He then got a job at “Grazie”. WHATEVER THAT IS…..and here he sits all broken hearted, came to shit, but only farted.

His other dog died twice?

His cakes look—and undoubtedly taste—MOST FOUL.

No, Sesshie, No—do NOT pay it forward, we beseech you.

R160. No dearie, two dogs, each one died….maybe you need glasses

[quote] Sadly, the other dog dies. ... He flies to London again to nourish his meth riddled soul…..his other dog dies.

Maybe you need to read your post again.

Oh maybe he did die twice R163, why u gotta be such a killjoy

R163. IT HAPPENS TO BE LIKE MR. BOJANGLES …..BUT IN REVERSE!!!

It just seems a little extreme.

WELL IM NOT THE ONE WHO DID IT MARY, DONT SHOOT THE MESSENGER

The Sessums snark is killing me! 😂 Please don’t stop.

Sessums must have really burned the Sessums Anti-Stan troll. Because none of this is interesting, neither Sessums nor the troll, it's all old news, and it's repeated in ruminative OCD threads on DL:

Then get off the thread if you're so bored and above it all, R169.

Not only is it interesting to me, R169, it's deliciously funny. So speak for yourself.

R169, if you hate the thread so much, why don’t you go fuck yourself in Macy’s window????

I hope your dog dies twice.

[quote] I hope your dog dies twice.

New entry for the DL lexicon?

One person has posted over 50 times to this thread and responds to himself using different identities but is too lazy to even switch sock puppet.

Yeah, this is mental illness. It's Sessums himself, or a pathetic obsessed troll.

Yes r173; we need a new line. ‘Die in a grease fire’ has gotten so tired.

R174 Well if it isn’t Mrs. Columbo !!

Perhaps Sesshie’s messy pusshy itself is responding multiple times?

R174, who are you to bang on about mental illness? You're the crazy cunt doing the math on who and how many times people have replied to this thread? Hunty, you protest WAY too much!

The Sesshie hater is funny but singularly obsessed.

The Sesshie haters (there are more than one) are what make DL great.

The Sesshie haters need to get fucked. RIGHT. NOW.

Thinking the Sesshie hater is one person is incredibly stupid. I know of four people who post on this thread He’s that despised. Now, if only someone can post the youtube of sessie singing “floozies” …..you’ll DIE LAUGHING

Is this the number from The Grass Harp? That "Floozies"? Or is there another one?

Et voila!

R182…..did you ever know that you’re my hero…..

GOD HE LOOKS SO FUCKING FEMME HERE, ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE HE DATES “FLOOZIES”??? Hysterical !!!!😂😂😂

He posted a picture of himself from 1975. Never was attractive.

Sessie says, "I always loved buying some back-to-school clothes or sitting watching my grandmother make me some new shirts in her sewing room. We could have never afforded Thom Browne but lord are these kids cute in these clothes."

This was his link. Ew.

He's not perving over the kids as much as he's perving over the kids' clothes. 😂

Is Sesshie incontinent?

SESSHIE DATE PLANNER

7 a.m. Awake 7:30 a.m. Torment the cats 9 a.m. Call AA sponsor to bitch. 10:30 a.m. Bake a terrible-tasting ugly cake & distribute it to unwitting suckers (in poo bags) 12 a.m. Make the first of twenty Facebook posts, most of which name-drop cultural figures from Sesshie’s past 1:30 pm. Weep indulgently over deceased acquaintances and pets 3 p.m. Take a shit and practice mindfulness whilst doing so. 4 p.m. Sit in “small-town Hudson” coffee joint , leering at young men 6 p.m. Make mundane, perfunctory dinner, posting about it like a Michelin 3 star review. 7 p.m. Walk up and down Warren Street begging people to take selfies with him 8 pm. Contemplate asking flush friends for money, but chickening out 9 p.m. Try on lots of vintage outfits in a self-curated, dismal fashion show 10 p.m. Scruff 11 p.m. Navel-gazing, with a soupçon of mindfulness

Off soon for two months in London, to feed my soul and to depend on the kindness of strangers. Ta, losers!

Oh honey, he should give up writing and become a realtor with all that poetic license of calling an SRO a “loft”.

How's his new "job," I wonder? And ishe still making his cat hair cakes?

Sesshie’s Messy Pussy Takes Blighty By Storm!

—Daily Mail

Uh Oh. The Sessh is in small-town Gotham, grifting free tickets as a member of the “press.”

Back to his old grifting ways--not that he ever left them.

Any update on his "I'll Grift Manhattan" jaunt?

She’s in London Town now, getting a the-ah-tuh fix (on someone else’s dime).

Why does she call every place she’s in “Small-town _____” on social media? Small-town Hudson, Small-town London, Small-town New York City, etc. It’s affected.

She makes it a small town just by her presence, wherever she goes. It's a small Sessums world, don'tcha know.

She’s still alive? Amazing!

I went and followed him on IG out of curiosity, the photos don’t look very professional.

I wish him the best but if he's in recovery maybe he should just devote himself to that full time and get off social media.

If you're reading this honey take my advice!

I feel sort of bad for him. He's in London and it seems as if in every picture of him with another person the other person is just some random passer-by he's just met a few minutes beforehand.

I don’t feel bad for him at all….this “aw shucks” act is pathetic. His post on “taking his inner child” to see Mary Poppins was so nauseating ….I’m sure he inserted a fat vibrating butt plug so he could stimulate his manclit when she takes off on her umbrella. He makes me SO fucking sick I CANNOT STAND HIM.

This is how he writes

Small-town London. Back at the Royal Ballet tonight. Bought a cheap nose bleed seat at the last minute to see Natalie Osipova dance Giselle even though I have press tickets next week to see Yasmine Naghdi dance it too. I had some cashews and half a leftover pastry in a bag and weighed dinner or culture - and chose culture. I have popcorn and peanut butter and crackers when I get home. That is enough to feed my stomach - and I like how I am losing my old man pooch of a stomach on this budgetary diet, lost about 7 - 10 pounds I think - but this feeds my soul. This too nourishes me.

Im WRETCHING

Who's watching the cat? Are press passes like being certified as a clergy?

R205 put it perfectly.

Well, R207, Miss Sessums equates art as akin to a faith or religion, and even fasting in her devotion.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

A post from his visit to the Old Vic:

"After interviewing Patsy Ferran and reviewing the Camp Seigfried for GRAZIA having bought a ticket myself, I contacted the press office and they gave me a press ticket for today's matinee. I longed to see the Bess Wohl play again and to witness these remarkable young actors, Ferran and Luke Thallon, do their work. I was talking to Patsy afterward and told her I actually prefer matinees because their is a relaxation that the actors have knowing that they have to do the show again if there is an evening one, a relaxations that can engender really amazing performances. I am so glad I went back to see it. God I love this playwright and these actors and the director Katy Rudd.

That is what I'll hold on to today and not that I lost another bag. See that little paper one in my hand. It held another piece of carrot cake in it from Hart and Lova. An orange/ginger/carrot juice. Some vegetable chips. And some chocolate. When I got up from my seat at the end of the play it was no longer with me. There are three possibilities.

(1) I left it in the all/gender loo and some one found it and kept it. That is not finders keepers in the context of finding something like that in the theatre before a matinee. Turn it in. Keeping it is theft. (2) I could have left it at the box office when I collected my ticket. Same goes for that. (3). When I did get my ticket, Tom at the box office told me that the seats in the middle of the first row in the dress circle hadn't sold and to just go ahead and take one. Right before the start of the play, a guy came and sat next to me. I told him I was going to move over a seat but it was nothing personal. I thought I was sort of making light of it but he snarled something my way I couldn't understand. During the first half hour of the play I heard some paper rattle and heard him begin to eat. I have a memory of putting that bag on the floor when I sat down. Maybe he saw it there. Was hungry. Ate something from it. Then put it in his backpack.

After last night and that bag being stolen, today's experience really did feel as if I were being gaslighted by something greater than myself. I guess it's just about letting shit go."

Er...I'm sorry you literally lost your lunch, Kevin, but it's not like your sainted mother's wedding ring or something.

The level of myopia and self-aggrandizement is truly gobsmacking. Usually he manages to work in “well, of course when I was at Juilliard” into any anecdote.

If he was actually enjoying all these experiences and nourishing his soul (if not his hole), why the need to post every 10 minutes, especially the mundane minutiae.

Sesshie, your pusshy is irredeemably messhy, even in “small town London.”

Absolutely pathetic, and I am loving every minute of this.

When I was young, cute and just arrived in NYC, this motherfucker made me feel terrible at my first big party in Manhattan.

First he asked the host why he feigned to invite "the help" and after he was severely doused he wobbled over to me while I was talking to someone who was and is still a big deal in NYC and said "why dont you go back to florida or wherever you came from, you dont belong here." spitting all over the place.

20 years later, I own property, have a an amazing relationship and don't have to beg for access or carry my little lunch around in paper bags.

THANKL YOU KARMA

R212 - it sounds like he was really nasty. Who the hell behaves that way?

It's not even like he was a life-long New Yorker and you were crashing.

Did you tell him to fuck off?

Re-reading R212, KS was 45 YEARS OLD and pulling this shit.

It's barely forgivable in some 20-something hot-shot with too much booze in him. And then only if he apologizes after he sobers up.

R214….YES! The stories of him belittling people are LEGENDARY. Other odious queens put up with him, because “birds of a feather”…..his “nipple tweaking” 90’s fag persona is grotesque. And by the grace of god (using people) he never was on the street. Sadly, he kept getting fired in SF, and lied to himself about his sobriety….the move to Hudson was also laughable. Watching this cunt try on women’s dresses and photograph himself is HYSTERICAL. And R212, I can totally believe he did this, he was NOTORIOUS for being a cunt at Act Up meetings…making people feel “less than” because he could. During a crisis. Karma is so very very sweet.

Karma is a sweet, sweet bitch goddess.

Sesshie took himself to London Town/ All those meals at Prêt got him quite down/ Soaked up all the culture he could take/ Even artsy Brits found him a fake.

now Sessums has been punctuating his long winded posts with “Heightened Coincidences” and “Everything Connects”….like anyone cares what happens to this missing toothed, Meth faced, junkie. WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT, BITCH?? I really can’t with this one. Acting like every bowel movement is a birthday cake, the Sess mess continues to infect London with his irritating “look at me” posts….as he drifts from one Pret “protein box” to another… leering like a creep at all the young men. WEIRD, HE STOPPING POSTING CREEPER CROTCH SHOTS OF GUYS AT COFFEE SHOPS…..I wonder what happened????

R153

I want to know why no one fucked the skater? They have amazing asses.

One has to admire his resilience. He just keeps on going, and while it must be hard, it clearly has its rewards in terms of seeing stuff. Good luck to him. I would find it exhausting.

If h's really that terrible, does he still have friends?

I don't mean the fake ones who crowd around if you can give people work or access to parties, the other half of your critic's pair, etc.

I mean the real friends whose company you enjoy. The way he is characterized in these threads suggests someone who is entirely alone.

But is he? Does anyone know? Because the criticism he receives here suggests a kind of very minor monster/loser type.

He has lots of friends. Ian McKellen, Joyce Maynard, Cher, Oprah, Elizabeth II…

Elizabeth Taylor told Sessums James Dean was molested by his minister.

The people in the London posts all seem to be people he's met right then and there.

Small-town London.

R222. Cher loathes him. Oprah dealt with him twice. Hated his second book. Joyce Maynard…who cares?

Oh GOD….he just wrote about suffering thru a “silent migraine” while sitting in a cafe, (sponging off the WiFi)…..no one cares about your fucking femmy migraine….you fucking moron

What the flying fuck is a “silent migraine?” What an asshat.

Oh big news! Sessums got an erection on the train today in small town London. Reading about how hatchet face Peter Staley had sex with some loser. So granny Sessums felt a stirring in her smelly nether regions. EWWWWWWW

Mark Allen should have given him a cameo in this satirical video. It would have made it "perfectly ghaaaaastly!"

R228, I thought you must be joking but went to his Instagram and there the comment was.

In the "things I don't need to hear" category, "65-year-old man pops a stiffy on public transit" is in there somewhere.

What a thing for Sessie to share on social media.

He’s so repulsive. Why he feels the need to let us know he’s a sexual being makes my flesh crawl.

[quote] another Kevin Sessums thread

oh her

Someone should send this thread to her. Or is she still hobo-ing her way through London?

[quote]Reading about how hatchet face Peter Staley had sex with some loser.

Wow. Another one of this same type, where does one begin? Peter Staley strikes me as a type unique;y fascinated with himself who sees himself as the hero of a floridly written novel that it his life. Understandably, like Sessums, that leaves little time for actual employment, so the days are filled stripping one's past for parts to remonetize!

Staley's new book "Never Silent: ACT Up and My Life in Activism" will be read by younger gays and they, like Anderson Cooper who wrote the forward, will swoon. As someone who's seen him in action for years I often think, What would Peter be doing without AIDS? Would he have a job? Would he be living in 2021 rather than in this beatified past of ACT-UP and 1987 still?

I know I'm churlish, but after forty years in NYC, I've developed my eye to spot a real operator, a guy who can create a cult-of-personality narrative and cash in on it for notoriety or money. These types never seem burdened by a 9-5, if you know what I mean.

R235. I feel seen. I couldn’t put it into words as eloquently as you did. But YES! Everything you wrote I have thought at one time and STILL DO. It kinda is a “you had to be there” thing, and LORD KNOWS, I was. Staley and Sessums are cut of the same cloth….only Staley isn’t AS needy…..but “stripping ones past for parts” is SO ACCURATE…I feel like buying you a PRIZE!!

I've always known Peter Staley to be a gauche opportunist, and if anyone wants the real truth about the history of ACT-UP, they can skip Staley and go right to LET THE RECORD SHOW by Sarah Schulman.

So Staley and Sessie know each other? Because they sure deserve each other.

[quote] Staley and Sessie know each other?

They were boyfriends for a few years.

Had no idea.

Unattractive.

Staley had Sesshie’s messhy pussy long ago in Colonial times…

R240, not going to beat the guy up for what he looked like back in the day.

Every pot has a lid.

He looked all right.

R240. As someone said…”unfuckable”…..but that didn’t stop Sessie from playing “nipple tweaking fag” games with Henry Geldzahler the most repugnant toad. sessie climbed Mt. Everest, to reach the valley of the dolls, now here he sits all broken hearted, came to shit, but only farted.

What is the famous story about him screaming “Someone fuck me NOW!” in Ptown?

R25- Fran Leibowitz! So nice of you to drop by.

He wasn’t bad looking in his younger years. He does look biracial though.

He is from Mississippi…

a typical below average looking person who moves to NYC with an overinflated ego

He came across as so pitiful and victimized in his first memoir. I felt a little sorry for him.

By the second one he was insufferable…looking for the meaning in everything from dreams to stool samples.

How many memoirs does this queen feel he should write? None was enough.

I’m hoping that he will stop at two.

I hope for his sake he doesn't come here and read "his" threads."

I've never seen anyone else so laid out to filth on this site as KS. It would depress even the hardiest soul. Everything he does is fit for ridicule.

It almost makes one wish to cross his path someday, just to see if he's really that awful.

Sesshie posts and posts from the UK/More heightened connections ev’ry day/ Then his lunch was nabbed at the ballet/So he took himself to Cabaret!

R251. You reap what you sew….sorry not sorry. Sessums can eat hot dogshit on a flatbed truck going up and down Park Avenue for alls I care. I hope he DOES read it!!!😂😂😂

Maybe next time he won’t keep the 12 grand he hustled for his dying dog via a GoFundMe. Oh I forgot, his “higher power” told him that keeping the money was the right thing to do! Fucking piece of shit.

[quote]You reap what you sew….sorry not sorry.

...but not for the same reasons we are.

He must know Muriel or someone else that runs Datalounge if all of those threads about him have disappeared.

But if he's so universally disliked, why did his GoFundMe raise that $12,000?

Who was contributing?

I know not every GoFundMe account is sustained, because the porn star Bo Dean tried it and got nothing. And he was paralyzed, in the hospital and penniless.

Granted, he was a notoriously scary character. But don't GoFundMe contributors nourish a soft spot for sexy boys?

I'm just trying to figure out how this story works. Is this simply a case of a disagreeable chap who's on top as long as he's connected, then loses the connections and has nothing left but his disagreeability? Is it that basic?

R257, Sessie used her GoFundMe campaign for sympathy to supposedly raise funds for her sick dog, which she promptly spent on herself after the dog conveniently expired. As for who those kind souls were who contributed, Sessie knows a lot of people and a few of them were suckered in by her sad-sack story, along with her claims she was trying to stay on the road to recovery. In other words: grift.

Who is most hated at DL? A) Kevin Sessums B) Aaron Schock C) Vivian Vance

He looks even uglier as a young man which is quite a feat.

R260. Ugly and mean mean mean, a true mean girl who was a cunt to most anyone who DARED speak to him. Now he hands out crumbling pieces of dogshit cake in snack sized baggies. A loser.

I, too, am amazed by the throngs of simpering dummies who are unable to see quite clearly that he’s bad news, a grifter who spouts “grace” and “fellowship” and all the buzzwords — but is actually a twat. Wake up, Facebook friends of Sesshie, you’re being duped.

Most of them merely humor him, it seems. It's easy to be a faux "friend" on Facebook, especially when you don't really care.

I may use GoFundMe to buy a Genesis.

Small Town London visit included being fetched by a driver to Elton and David’s house. Selfies with Russell Tovey. Photo-op with Elton holding up a copy of Staley’s book. (Hope it was a new copy.) FB if you must. No word if Elton’s majordomo confiscated a Pret a Manger salad in the foyer.

the good life

Sesshie told David Furnish that he needed to get fucked. RIGHT NOW.

There were two young caterers at that Elton lunch, according to Mr Sessum's Instagram post. Not as servants, but as guests!

This is why homosexsheualism is dangerous: it blurs class boundaries.

I wonder if Sessums regaled Elton with how he dropped his ziti from the soup kitchen in the vestibule of some stupid antique store in Hudson. Maybe Elton gave sessie some new spex from his collection exclusively at Sam’s Club. A mega superstar who has done more for AIDS than almost ANYONE, and a lowlife grifter sniffing around for lord knows WHAT. Oh he got a plug in for shithead Staley’s book. He can FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF

Elton is a great big mark for any grifter.

I'm curious, how does Sessums know Elton? I assume he interviewed him back in the day?

His whole London trip seems so random - theater outings and protein boxes and "I just met this person - small-town whatever".

And who the hell is taking the photos?

He is ugsome but Sesshie does have an enviable Rolodex and apparently has enough charm to ingratiate himself with the "right" people or at least the ones he hasn't pushed away. That's been his entire career...climbing and grasping. He's like a character out of tawdry showbiz novel.

And, don't many of us have friends that we "like" but only in small doses every so often? He's amusing to hang out with for an afternoon once every 3 years.

Elton seems like a kind person who simply took pity on him.

My grandmother would always invite one or two people to our Christmas dinner who didn’t have anywhere else to go. This kind of reminds me of that (although I don’t think she would ever have invited Kevin - she had a strong bullshit detector).

Small Town Gotham: SESSHIE FELL DOWN ON THE SIDEWALK!!!!

Omg, his description of the fall on his Facebook is kind of hilarious. Why does he think anyone cares about this shit?

How pathetic to have to stay in a hostel as a man in their late 60s. He must not have any friends left there. Could Peter Staley not offer up his couch to his ex?

He’s like a old gay version of Lily Bart without the good looks.

Lily Bart never ran naked through the Wellington-Bry ballroom screaming "I NEED TO GET FUCKED RIGHT NOW!"

So I'd say your comparison is erroneous, R276.

Too much exposition, but I do feel some sympathy for him. Aging and losing fame is hard to handle for some.

He’s not even a hasbeen. He was never really a celebrity. He was an entertainment reporter who interviewed the rich and famous. He’s a never-was. And that second memoir-unreadable.

Staley is busy re-ascending to fame via his memoir, and on the backs of his ACT UP alumni. His national book tour ego trip has no room for noodle-slurping post-meth exes.

I smell cat piss.

I believe that Sesshie’s Messy Pussy could understudy Audrey II in the LIttle Shop revival.

No, that would require actual talent.

Perhaps Sessh will be inspired to return to hightail it back to small-town London after his run-in with a NYC curb.

I hope Elton had his servants check Sesshie's pockets and bag on the way out!

Did you also miss the post bemoaning his loss of press seats for Company because Patti LuPone was out ill? There was a twink he was trying to impress (or fuck) by taking him to his first Broadway show. Now Sesshie and Twink have to wait until January. January!

He’s such a grifter.

And even is Grazia?

I can’t say I didn’t laugh out loud when I heard sessie fell in the street. He was most probably racing to get fisted! LOL! being reduced to watch someone’s car (“my gift of service”) is utterly laughable. He seemed to be prolonging his trip….milking every moment before his coach turned back into a pumpkin….DROP THE FUCK DEAD, SESSERELLA!! No one wants to take your prolapse to the handball!! 😂😂😂😂

A recent post"

"Small-town NY. Where I am right now. Peter Staley asked me if I would meet him here at his car this morning at 8:55 to sit in it from 9 till 10:30 so he wouldn’t get towed and/or ticketed. He has his all-day deposition starting this morning in his historic court case Staley v Gilead. I didn’t hesitate to say yes but did tell him I was going to tell my sponsor that this counts as service this week not just an act of friendship. In fact, I had already been in an early morning meeting before getting here. He did make me this delicious bowl of oatmeal; he’s as famous for his oatmeal to some of us as he is his activism. I joked with him as he was giving me instructions inside the car that in the old days I’d fuck him before an ACT UP action and now I’m sitting in a car eating his oatmeal as he sues a pharmaceutical giant for its greed. I have always known my support role and my place. Come to think of it “eating his oatmeal” would be a good euphemism for what I once figuratively did to him now that I am literally doing it. Everything Connects."

There is so much Class A Fucking Sad in this I can't even start with it. But I think trying to turn the phrase "eating his oatmeal" into a sexual euphemism is a notable point.

^^OMFGG

R289. You beat me to it. And he wonders why actual literate people mock him? he’s THE WORST

Every single sentence is a howler, R291.

Pathetic.

“Small-town NY.” This has become a nervous tic.

“Where I am right now. Peter Staley asked me if I would meet him here at his car this morning at 8:55 to sit in it from 9 till 10:30 so he wouldn’t get towed and/or ticketed.” = Peter Staley is too fucking cheap to pay for a parking garage.

“He has his all-day deposition starting this morning in his historic court case Staley v Gilead.” Things cannot be historic until they have happened.

“I didn’t hesitate to say yes but did tell him I was going to tell my sponsor that this counts as service this week not just an act of friendship.” = WTF? Who says something like this to a friend?

“In fact, I had already been in an early morning meeting before getting here.” With the sponsor, one presumes.

“He did make me this delicious bowl of oatmeal; he’s as famous for his oatmeal to some of us as he is his activism.” Oatmeal is nourishing and can be dressed up with fruit, spices, etc. But no one is famous for their oatmeal unless they are one of the three bears or they’ve been hurling bowls of it at public figures over the years.

“I joked with him as he was giving me instructions inside the car that in the old days I’d fuck him before an ACT UP action and now I’m sitting in a car eating his oatmeal as he sues a pharmaceutical giant for its greed.” As one does.

“I have always known my support role and my place.” = I have the self-worth of an earthworm’s BM.

“Come to think of it “eating his oatmeal” would be a good euphemism for what I once figuratively did to him now that I am literally doing it.” Oh dear. Not only is “eating his oatmeal” not a good euphemism for fucking someone (unless when you come you scream: “This hole was just right!”), Mr. English Sentence Construction seems to have gotten from us again away.

“Everything Connects.” Um….no.

He's horrifying. He needs to get truly humble and just shut up.

Or I'm afraid Sussie, you'll drink again going down this road.

Silence in the meetings and on social media for a year.

Sesshie took a shit on Warren Street/Made a steaming pile beside his feet/Sadly, for our Sessh, the poo was soft/so he tracked the shite up to his “loft”

From the new musical tragedy, SESSHIE!

Will Liza have a least a walk on, R296?

She could sing a few bars.

Liza will wipe the floor with Sesshie’s pusshy, which may still be in traction after the pedestrian accident.

So…hated.

Maybe we'll be treated to Sessie Christmas cat-hair cakes soon!

When will the Sessh get to play “Auntie Mame” and take his young man-panion to the theatre? Hopefully, the lad will decline the inevitable surprise anal that follows….

So the latest is that he was fired from whatever "job" he had?

R42, Grazia Magazine? Already?!

Fired from 429. Fired from the Curran. Fired from Grazia. WTF is wrong with him?

Hold me, Peter!

Did he write some long post about being fired? What was the reason?

And HOW will he MOOCH free theatre tickets if he is no longer “PRESS?”

Something tells me that GRAZIA didn’t like being invoked for his incessant freebies and comps. He was probably over-using them.

R306, do you think his unceremonious departure from his latest job was tied to his London trip and all those shows, no doubt all comps? And where did the $$$ come for the cashmere sweater?

Could he have relapsed?

Could he have prolapsed?

Both?

A relapse is followed by a prolapse.

Sesshie should run for Mayor of Hudson. Vote Sesshie—get a piece of Cat Cake!

Wow. He REALLY fucked up his career with meth. I had a skirmish with the drug years ago and have seen it positively WRECK people’s lives. I cannot imagine being unemployed and not having anywhere to go or a purpose- I went several months unemployed and was down to my last $30 when 9/11 happened and took the very first job I could find. I was pounding the sidewalk 12 hours a day until I got one. I think the greatest reason I got sober was that I was terrified of being unemployed.

The few gays I know that come out unscathed were from money.

R314, his problem wasn't just meth. His reputation for treating anyone he saw as beneath him was also his undoing.

The Sessh is a poseur, arriviste, snob, dog-killer, perv, drug-addict and all-around pretentious twat. Loser with a capital “L.” And, as has been noted, has an undoubtedly messy pussy.

Arrivissed.

He’s poor and he smells like cat shit.

What has he allegedly said to those who he considered beneath him?

I need to get fucked. RIGHT. NOW!

Sesshie baked another poo-cat hair cake. Stop the presses!

So has Sessie ever held a job, large or small, that she wasn't fired from? Would I be right in assuming she has been let go from every salaried position she has ever held?

Today, Sesshie was modeling thrift store finds in his living room. Must have an audience and if one doesn’t have a live one, one has to make do with cyberspace. It was both absurd and tragic.

What’s he been doing lately?

She's moving out of Smalltown Hudson to move to Smalltown London for 4 months then Smalltown Paris for 2. She's also been writing up a proposal to write an unknown celebrity (Sally Kirkland?) memoir.

She had one of her crumbling teeth pulled out after it had an abscess. Opened up about how her teeth are all rotten from her meth days and how she'd love to get them fixed (sell one of your Rolex or 'art').

She was originally applying for Section 8 housing in Smalltown Hudson which she then would 'live in for about 6 months of the year then spend another 6 months of the year in London'. That's not how that works fool.

She now has a Substack which she calls 'Ses/Sums it up' 😂 for her cultural rantings and memories of when she was a somebody.

So alas, still as insufferable as ever.

The cats have been dispatched.

This thread must....MUST...be bumped, it is just too good.

Eh there's already a newer latest one R327

Thanks, R328!

Why do all these threads get taken down by Muriel. Sesshie must be ceasing and desisting

Desist THIS, motherfucker!