GOOP admits she never wanted to divorce Chris Martin despite marrying Brad Falchuk

What's the bodily scented candlemonger up to now?

Do we need to deploy Professor Stephen Powis, NHS England’s medical director again, after having to break away from leading the fight against Covid, to dispel her solution to long Covid, was a ketogenic plant-based diet with no sugar or alcohol and intermittent fasting?

Prof Stephen Powis said these were “really not the solutions we’d recommend”. Silly Hollywood stars, with their ludicrous dietary advice handed down to complete strangers.

Then why the fuck did she divorce him?

So apparently they split all assets 50/50 in the divorce.

She had money going into the marriage, but not like Chris. And she didn't work for several years to raise precious Apple and the other seed. She made out like a bandit.

This is just another bizarre belief - I can leave my man and not get divorced. She doesn't feel like she needs to go through any discomfort. Ever.

This quote says it all: "I like to fight by shutting down … I leave the room." That's Gwynyth in a nutshell.

R3 you act like she was broke ever. She was born into money.

Shaking my head even more violently to find out that some listless people still listen to her or read her scoops.

R4 - yes, but not hundreds of millions. Her father wasn't a huge director and her mom, while famous and worked consistently, didn't make massive paychecks.

They were millionaires to be sure, but not extremely wealthy. Nothing compared to the $$$$ that Coldplay brings in.

I think she was sniffing too many of those vag candles, and it turned her brain into a taco

She’s a NYC Native

Some things are not for sharing.

Boo hoo GOOP. I love how Chris is the hotter one now.

If it makes her feel better, Chris Martin traded up.

She tries so hard to make herself interesting.

She's an ugly whore.

So desperate to be relevant.

Chris Martin and Brad Pitt were both WAY too good for her.

The creepy thing is how much Chris Martin looks like Gwyneth's father and brother.

I guess she wasn't conscious when they uncoupled.

R14, he looks like her, which isn't weird when you consider the narcissism.

Apparently she was always on Martin for not eating healthily enough to meet her standards.

They were certainly not the right people for one another. I cannot imagine being married to that judgmental shrew.

Does she make her kids eat only healthy?

You have to let them have junk once in a while.

From the article:

[quote]These days, Gwyneth is married to American Horror Story co-creator Brad Falchuk. “Because I focused on accountability, I was then able to find the most amazing man and build something that I’ve never had before with Brad [Falchuk], my husband,” she gushed during her appearance.

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[quote] “In a way, my divorce and relationship with Chris now is better than our marriage was,” she said during an appearance on The Drew Barrymore Show. Gwyneth explained that the two were able to create this dynamic by remaining dedicated to doing what was best for their children.

She is so insecure. She always has to pitch herself as being better than ever--happier than any human being has a right to be.

[quote] Does she make her kids eat only healthy?You have to let them have junk once in a while.

Apparently that's been a problem with Madonna raising her children too. She's super-strict (unsurprisingly) and makes them eat microbiotically and wouldn't let them watch television. That's why Rocco broke away before he turned 18.

If she consciously uncoupled from Chris Martin, is she now unconsciously coupled to Falchuk? This is so confusing.

He couldn't stand her singing.

Yes. You should not have your children eat only healthy. Obviously mostly, but you should let them eat some junk here and there, at least once a week.

GOOP and Kerry Washington went to the same all girls prep school in Manhattan.

Goop is a Manhattan native and Kerry a Bronx native.

They went to Spence, r24. it's one of the most famous all-girls school in the world. It's a superb school (though not as academically excellent as Brearley), and it's widely agreed to be the snobbiest.

R24 really? GOOP is educated? you could have fooled me. She was pregnant with wonky-eyed Apple when they got married. Gotcha Chris!

[quote] Apparently she was always on Martin for not eating healthily enough to meet her standards.

Chris Martin is fucking MANOREXIC.

She is fucking insane.

If he lost any more weight, he'd be a goddamned skeleton.

Do you have a picture of him with manorexia? In that photo he looks fine.

It's true Gwyn didn't want to divorce him but after she found a McDonalds menu in his coat pocket she had no choice.

Run, Brad Falchuk, fucking run as fast as possible...get away from this cunt or she will make wretched your destiny.

LOL McDonald’s doesn’t have a paper menu, bitch. And yeah goop is educated... thru high school.

He printed it out from the internet.

Goop seems like the kind of self-aware, rich, occasionally chic, cunt who is also funny. The French would say marrant, drôle.

Chris Martin has never been fat in his entire anorexic life.

The fact that GOOP would badger him about that, is just beyond disturbing.

I want to strangle her

R34 no one said anything about weight. She badgered him about eating healthy. You can be thin and unhealthy.

Chris definitely upgraded from Fishstick. How does Harvey taste, Fishstick?

Gwyneth Paltrow is NOT a New York native. That girl is California born when it was in it's "la la land" zenith, way before Florida. Even the New York of the late 70s, 80s and 90s couldn't humble her. That's how strong her cray is. She really does know how to model too much self esteem ( to those who don't know what self esteem means) and is wisely friends with women who seem to be similar ( mean girls) to her, mostly.

I have grown to love the wretch. No pretending from her about being down with the peeps of any disposition. Homegirl even did an interview in the late 90s saying that she didn't like vintage clothing because it isn't new. This is when the likes of Kate Moss was being praised and still could dress. I admit I did get a frisson of admiration at her "I was born inside out" unevolved and proud if it ways. She was yapping on about her friendship with some European princess, too. She is just too stoosh to breath the same oxygen as us!

You know that she was an utter bitch at school, as were Stella Mccartney and that other one, Kate Hudson, both good friends of Our Gwynn.

Why are the tabloids so shady about Chris Martin?

"Chris Martin is All Hot and Bothered During a Workout."

Cue to a photo of Chris staring at another shirtless MAN.

There have always been rumors about Chris being into other guys. Cruising parks late at night. Etc.

Why hasn't any of this ever been discussed?

The British tabloids have always hinted at it.

R38 Like any of this shit you describe is fabulous...

Who is Phil?

I’d love to see Gwyneth get sucker punched by a food server. Or a concierge or a policeman or a stan or a lawyer or a homeless person...oh, hell, anybody!

She's nauseating and her hair is drier than Betty White's cooch.

So basic, there are prettier girls in my neighborhood. She really thinks she's the cat's ass.

Of course she didn't want to divorce Chris. This desiccated bitch cares very much about looking superior. With Chris, she promoted the image of a Hollywood power couple. Falchuk is a behind-the-scenes writer/producer. He's "lower" than a high profile musician. I'm sure in her mind she traded down, but would never admit it. FFS, she name-drops other celebs at every opportunity. Didn't she used to brag that Jay-Z and Beyoncé were her close friends? Humble she ain't.

I'll give her this: She managed a high-profile divorce in a calm manner. Compared to the histrionics of other Hollywood splits, she and Chris did okay by their kids.

I assume Martin, though English, lives in LA now because of the kids? He's dating another dippy Hollywood princess, Dakota Johnson, so that would make sense. He sure has a type.

R3 how on earth would YOU know that’s her in a nutshell?

I also give her credit for stopping at 2 kids instead of rushing to have a late-in-life baby with Falchuk.

[Quote] Didn't she used to brag that Jay-Z and Beyoncé were her close friends? Humble she ain't.

Well that was before she fucked Jay.

Please, r25, girls from my old, and decidedly middle class, building in Manhattan went to Spence. It's not all that.

A personal chef that very briefly worked for Goop and Chris said, via a Reddit or DL post, that cooking for them was sad but interesting. The person said that they basically didn’t eat. What few things they did eat, the chef had the interesting challenge of making it taste good. I don’t remember the exact quotes but in a nut shell them bitches were starving themselves.

Then again, I could be mixing them up for Nicole and Kieth but I’m pretty sure that gossip was about Goop and company.

No information on what the kids ate.

R50 lies

Didn't this walking piece of straw admit her restrictive diet and smoking habit have given her early osteoporosis?

Can this fucking bitch leave a few men for the rest of us?

In my circle of friends, family, coworkers and acquaintances, the only ones who like Gwyneth are a few straight, white women. Every single one of them is also a complete and utter cunt, presumably just like Paltrow herself.

Why is she considered to be beautiful when she seems to be quite common looking?

Brad Falchuk is the walking definition of “consolation prize.” I mean, he’s attractive enough, rich enough, and professionally successful enough, but he’s pretty...blah.

She reminds me of the female version of Armie Hammer.

She didn't want to divorce Martin, and she also wasn't willing to announce it until she had her jump-off (Falchuk) lined up. Totally insecure. I wonder how long it was before the announcement that Martin had hit the road. He put up with that conscious uncoupling spread, so it must have been a long-time coming.

Spence has gotten snootier and more “prestigious”, as have a few other schools, over the last generation. I knew regular kids (back then) who went to all of the “top” schools. I know regular people who send their kids to them now, and they’re not mega-rich celeb kids. Just regular upper-middle.

And I know some hedge fund billionaire kids who go to PUBLIC schools in Manhattan (and Westport). Actually, one is homeschooled now because his mother is insane and germophobic.

Brad showing impressive VPL while surfing the other day.

She seems the stern detached type who could manage and enjoy a male harem tbh.

R61, he looks fantastic! And that VPL - she should thank her lucky stars.

[quote] He couldn't stand her singing.

She was so overrated in regards to that for a time. People would ask her if she was going to make an album. Can she carry a tune? Absolutely. Is she some great singer? Not at all.

Ugh. Hate that insufferable bitch.