Joan Collins: Playboy Centerfold

Gettin some Jon-Erik Hexum dick

I wouldn't know. That is Ostetrova and I prefer Petrossian Beluga.

Okay

yUCK, no one needs to see that

Joan Collins...there is nothing like a dame.

Joan is one of the last of the good ol’ broads.

She is so campy

Dame Joan must of been mid 40s early 50s there.

Not bad for the old bird.

How 'bout them apples?

And just like that, every guy on DataLounge is now straight...

Beef curtains? Joan wasn't showing vagine.

Nothing to see there, just some natural middle-age breasts.

R8, yeah, but take off that wig...and...well, here she is 30 years earlier.

Her ex Anthony Newley said she would sell her own bowel movements for cash (if she could).

A Day with Joan Collins in 1985

Where's the muff?

I always thought Joan was a little classier than this. Now she seems a little trampy to me.

Joan getting her nipples gobbled

Scandalous and unpardonable.

If Joan hadn't aborted Warren Beatty's baby, it would be 60 years old.

R13, Now, there's an idea.

She sang the best version of Send In The Clowns. My mom used to play it and drink in the laundry room. RIP Joan Collins.

She died?

Joan died of a throat hemorrhage. In 2019. God bless her.

It's not April 1st yet.

It will be two years come May, R24. Someday soon, going with her. Someday soon. Collins died doing what she loved. There's no need for sorrow.

R21 that sounds depressing! Was your mother a sad woman?

Joan Collins was a wonderful singer. So many classic albums.

Joan sang “Send in the Hot Clowns with Big Dicks”

Yes R21. My mother was distressed. She had a gay son and a slutty daughter. I was an only child. My father had ring around the collar. But there was always music in our house. Bobby Vinton, Barbara Mandrell, James Taylor and mom's favorite - Joan Collins. She sang with the whales you know? The sounds of Miss Collins was haunting to my mother. Even though we knew the laundry room cabinets were full of gin and vodka, the really sad thing is that no one ever really went in there to check on her. The whites were white and my Levis had a perfectly ironed crease in them. We had no complaints.

I don't think Joan Collins was as successful when she tried to sing the rock n roll music though. Her covers of Leonard Cohen and Shirley Bassey is where she really excelled. Mom is still alive, though she's left that music behind her. Did you know that Judy Collins was married to Anthony Newley? Funny. He wrote Four Strong Winds.

R17 Was Joan a Pron Star 🌟

I'm just fooling R21. My response was meant for R26! The juniper doesn't fall far from the berry! That was one of mom's favorite Joan Collins songs.🌹

Joan was supposed to sing at Woodstock, but she left after she saw the muddy conditions.

As befits a star.

Here Liza sings with a hologram of dear dead Joan Collins on her recent birthday. Joan looks good and there is talk of a tour!

I don’t get it. Joan Collins is still alive!

The DL has started to give early send offs to some of their campy faves. It’s in really bad taste but I wouldn’t expect any better. Team DL

She should do a 2021 pictorial

I'd do her

That 80s video is fascinating. The general British accent has become so less posh in 40 years.

I admire the photolab's airbrushing efforts over the cheesecloth and vaseline lensed hagsploitation layout of the beloved 1950s relic.

Her pussy stinks, or used to. Too dry now.

The OP’s pic is from the December 1983 playboy layout Joan did at 50. I think Hollywood golden age photographer George hurrell shot it.