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Who has the biggest dick in Hollywood?


by Anonymousreply 180November 24, 2021 3:41 PM

Liam Neeson or Orlando Bloom?

by Anonymousreply 1March 22, 2021 10:45 AM

It's Jon Hamm, DL. Everyone knows this.

Thread closed.

by Anonymousreply 2March 22, 2021 10:51 AM

Meghan Markle

by Anonymousreply 3March 22, 2021 11:01 AM

Betty White

by Anonymousreply 4March 22, 2021 11:10 AM

Liam Neeson always comes up but where's the actual photographic proof? I read somewhere Ralph Fiennes is also packing.

by Anonymousreply 5March 22, 2021 11:10 AM

There was a story on my favorite gossip blog recently that Jon Hamm is currently doing TV advertisements in Canada. Last year his big dick was very visible in his pants and they had to spend a lot of money on post-production to remove the imprint. This year they apparently placed him behind a counter so they don't have to spend money on dick removal.

by Anonymousreply 6March 22, 2021 11:25 AM


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by Anonymousreply 7March 22, 2021 11:42 AM

R5, in the mid-90s, Neeson made a B-movie called Under Suspicion and there was a scene where he escaped from some setup in the nude and there was a master shot of him running and you could definitely see what looked a baby’s arm swinging between his legs. I don’t know if there is any other record. They should’ve had him go full frontal in The Good Mother when he played Diane Keaton’s lover. Would’ve made sense.

by Anonymousreply 8March 22, 2021 11:44 AM

Aaron Taylor-Johnson is packin' and we haven't even seen him hard yet.

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by Anonymousreply 9March 22, 2021 11:46 AM

According to the DL Michael Bay has a massive cock. Have not come across pictures.

Didn't McG also challenge him to a literal dic-measuring contest? Any pics pf McG?

by Anonymousreply 10March 22, 2021 11:46 AM

Who the fuck is "McG"?

by Anonymousreply 11March 22, 2021 11:48 AM

Director of the Christian Bale Terminator movie.

by Anonymousreply 12March 22, 2021 11:50 AM

Wow r9, I guess ATJ 54yo old granny wife is one lucky lady.

by Anonymousreply 13March 22, 2021 11:54 AM

Jared Leto, supposedly

by Anonymousreply 14March 22, 2021 11:54 AM

Isn't it obvious by the testosterone-induced hirsute qualities of Amal?

by Anonymousreply 15March 22, 2021 1:06 PM

Elliott Page.

by Anonymousreply 16March 22, 2021 1:10 PM

Caitlyn Jenner

by Anonymousreply 17March 22, 2021 2:02 PM

Leto, supposedly...

by Anonymousreply 18March 22, 2021 4:46 PM

In the older generation Liam Neeson has proved he is hung. In the younger generation Aaron Taylor Johnson has proved he is hung.

by Anonymousreply 19March 22, 2021 4:54 PM

[quote]Who the fuck is "McG"?

Ali McGraw, R11. Steve McQueen was one lucky dude.

by Anonymousreply 20March 22, 2021 4:56 PM


by Anonymousreply 21March 22, 2021 5:05 PM

[Fellow fans of Dafoe, in our continued attempts to find more pieces of the Willem Dafoe shaped puzzle we have stumbled upon yet another hilarious fact about the King of Acting. Dafoe’s penis is reportedly so large that on the set of The Last Temptation of Christ in which Dafoe played Jesus, Scorsese had to instruct someone to tape ‘Big Will’ down to keep it out of shot during the certification scene. Additionally, during the filming of Antichrist, Lars Von Trier, the director, had to get a “dick double” for any scenes which featured Dafoe’s character naked, as he believed that Dafoe’s enormous penis would intimidate and confuse audiences./]

by Anonymousreply 22March 22, 2021 5:55 PM

James Woods reportedly has a huge one and it explains why he is such an arrogant, colossal dick as well.

by Anonymousreply 23March 22, 2021 6:09 PM

Alexander Skarsgard did a full frontal scene on True Blood and I was surprised such a big guy had a rather small dick. I remember it was small, thin and uncut. Looks like the average men have the biggest dicks in Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 24March 22, 2021 6:16 PM

R6 Saw that on Deuxmoi. He probably sent that in himself.🤣

by Anonymousreply 25March 22, 2021 7:44 PM

And some of the ugliest ones have huge dicks. Unfair.

by Anonymousreply 26March 22, 2021 7:52 PM

Tammy Cruise... ooops, I read who WAS the biggest dick in Hollywood

by Anonymousreply 27March 22, 2021 7:56 PM

Pete Davidson has a 10" cock.

"A guy who worked backstage with him says, "I was using the bathroom along with Pete and I looked and saw Pete had the biggest dick I'd ever seen."

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by Anonymousreply 28March 22, 2021 8:04 PM

R6, is it the Skip the Dishes commercials? I don’t remember any penis imprint in them.

by Anonymousreply 29March 22, 2021 8:07 PM

Here's Liam.

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by Anonymousreply 30March 22, 2021 8:52 PM

Liam, part 2

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by Anonymousreply 31March 22, 2021 8:53 PM

If someone is bigger than Liam? Please send him my way...

by Anonymousreply 32March 22, 2021 9:22 PM

Jared Leto.

by Anonymousreply 33March 22, 2021 9:33 PM

You selling Nelson short by not showing it in motion r30/r31.

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by Anonymousreply 34March 23, 2021 12:42 AM

It sways to & fro.

by Anonymousreply 35March 23, 2021 12:48 AM

Back in the 80s, you could not get through a conversation about Horse Hung Hollywood without Willam Dafoe's name coming up.

by Anonymousreply 36March 23, 2021 1:16 AM

John Travolta.

And not just the biggest, the biggest assortment.

Here's just a few that pal ONJ sent him

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by Anonymousreply 37March 23, 2021 1:42 AM

Neeson, Hamm, or Fassbender

by Anonymousreply 38March 23, 2021 1:44 AM

R38 So much for the myth of the small-dicked mick

by Anonymousreply 39March 23, 2021 1:52 AM

Michael Fassbender has a nice one.

by Anonymousreply 40March 23, 2021 1:54 AM

Michael Bay is not aging well, but he has a package.

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by Anonymousreply 41March 23, 2021 8:19 AM

Also aging, but has something there.

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by Anonymousreply 42March 23, 2021 8:24 AM

Ralph Fiennes goes full frontal in A BIGGER SPLASH. His dick is fine, but it's not massive.

by Anonymousreply 43March 23, 2021 8:31 AM

R43 I enjoyed it.

by Anonymousreply 44March 23, 2021 9:03 AM


by Anonymousreply 45March 23, 2021 9:14 AM

Leto is a pedophile

by Anonymousreply 46March 23, 2021 9:21 AM

Jon Hamm for the win

by Anonymousreply 47March 23, 2021 9:21 AM

Harvey's was the most used cock in Hollywood. Even the likes of M. had a taste for it.

by Anonymousreply 48March 23, 2021 9:31 AM

Can't we think of some guys more in the 30 plus range? We've covered the 50 plus range.

We need names and pictures, people!

by Anonymousreply 49March 23, 2021 6:11 PM

Omar Epps.

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by Anonymousreply 50March 23, 2021 6:36 PM

Willem Dafoe's huge dick

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by Anonymousreply 51March 23, 2021 7:43 PM

Is this really the Datalounge? WHERE ARE THE CELEBRITY DICK PICS????

by Anonymousreply 52March 24, 2021 8:21 PM

It think Golden Age-era actor John Ireland has the biggest VPL I've ever seen on screen, so he may have been the one. Watch from the 0:42 mark on for a "big" thrill...

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by Anonymousreply 53March 24, 2021 8:29 PM

I bet you Jake Tapper has a huge one.

by Anonymousreply 54March 24, 2021 8:40 PM

Bronze Age here: Milton Berle and Roddy McDowell

by Anonymousreply 55March 24, 2021 8:52 PM

I'm sure I read that Humphrey Bogart had a huge one. I think there was a list of biggest dicks in that old "Book of Lists" all of us had in the '70s.

by Anonymousreply 56March 24, 2021 10:50 PM

I've closely examined this entire thread and no one we have actually SEEN is as big as Aaron Taylor Johnson. That's the answer then, until Leto shows the goods.

by Anonymousreply 57March 25, 2021 2:12 AM

Jake Tapper is not in Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 58March 25, 2021 2:15 AM

[quote] Tammy Cruise

Proof that DL is infested with young teenage girls.

by Anonymousreply 59March 25, 2021 3:53 AM

Cruise: The very definition of average peen.

by Anonymousreply 60March 25, 2021 4:30 PM

I'd love to hook up with Cruise but only to top him, not bottom.

by Anonymousreply 61March 25, 2021 11:15 PM

Jake Tapper and Chris Cuomo

by Anonymousreply 62March 25, 2021 11:51 PM

[quote]Proof that DL is infested with young teenage girls.

Cruise is a senior citizen. Even old teenage girls don't care about him.

by Anonymousreply 63March 26, 2021 12:00 AM

Ben Affleck all the way! Bummed to see where Tom Hardy falls on this list.

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by Anonymousreply 64March 26, 2021 1:54 PM

Isn't David Duchovny rumored to be hefty when hard?

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by Anonymousreply 65March 26, 2021 2:06 PM

Kieran Culkin is rumored to have a huge nugget.

by Anonymousreply 66March 26, 2021 2:28 PM

[quote] Bronze Age here: Milton Berle and Roddy McDowell

In his new book, David Steinberg writes Milton Berle "opened the door [to his hotel room] and was standing there, stark naked, with the 'Do Not Disturb' sign hanging from his legendary enormous penis (not as large as he would have liked people to think), singing 'Thanks for the Mammories.'"

by Anonymousreply 67September 1, 2021 8:04 PM

Jussie = very dongful

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by Anonymousreply 68September 1, 2021 8:17 PM

Tobey Maguire is said to be out of proportion hung for his stature. When Maguire played Spiderman, a costume designer friend said that the Spiderman suit had to have an extra panel added to the crotch, as it was deemed by TPTB as "too lewd looking". Even with the suggested addition of a compression undergarment, the suit still had to be altered.

by Anonymousreply 69September 1, 2021 8:44 PM

Timmy Chalamet has a thick bent veiny angry 9 inches. Not the biggest but shoots the farthest, copious thin clear loads.

by Anonymousreply 70September 1, 2021 8:47 PM

Thanks, R51 that was fun!

by Anonymousreply 71September 1, 2021 9:02 PM

R64 Affleck already admitted his dick shown was a prosthetic

by Anonymousreply 72September 1, 2021 10:56 PM

So, are we saying that the skinny guys are packing?

by Anonymousreply 73September 2, 2021 10:19 AM

Timothee Chalamet, and Im not kidding, he really has a snake in the trousers.

by Anonymousreply 74September 2, 2021 10:33 AM

Maybe that is the reason Armie envies him, not the Oscar nomination.

by Anonymousreply 75September 2, 2021 10:35 AM

Timothee is a great combination of sweet nature and big dick.

by Anonymousreply 76September 2, 2021 10:36 AM

You savants, do you know if Timmy is into boys or girls?

by Anonymousreply 77September 2, 2021 10:43 AM


by Anonymousreply 78September 2, 2021 10:56 AM

Jake Tapper is the original micro peen.

by Anonymousreply 79September 2, 2021 11:53 AM

R70 thanks for that visual 🤢

by Anonymousreply 80September 2, 2021 3:02 PM

R80 you're welcome! I forgot the detail that it's chaffed and scaly on two sides half inch below the torpedo shaped head, where the shaft widens, due to the OCD way Timmy has to pull it to get off. 🤮🤮

by Anonymousreply 81September 2, 2021 3:20 PM

R81 Are the fishermans tales?

by Anonymousreply 82September 2, 2021 3:33 PM

Rock Hudson was apparently very well hung but it was his butt that got all the attention.

by Anonymousreply 83September 2, 2021 3:57 PM


Jake Tapper has thin skin so of course he got that micro!

by Anonymousreply 84September 2, 2021 4:32 PM

We saw Yahya Abdul-Mateen II's in WATCHMEN... it was enormous.

by Anonymousreply 85September 2, 2021 4:40 PM

That Sarsgaard prick told friends Liam's dick was like a baby's arm.

by Anonymousreply 86September 2, 2021 4:53 PM

JUST the arm?

Poor guy. He must be made fun of in the locker room.

by Anonymousreply 87September 2, 2021 6:28 PM

This skinny guy?

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by Anonymousreply 88September 2, 2021 11:31 PM

Milton Berle. Or was it Burle Ives? It’s been so long I don’t remember exactly which one, but it’s one of the two.

by Anonymousreply 89September 2, 2021 11:51 PM

Tom Cruise's wife???

by Anonymousreply 90September 3, 2021 2:34 AM

Kevin Costner is huge.

by Anonymousreply 91September 3, 2021 3:07 AM

There is vid/pics out there of Jared Leto's huge bulge at least. Here you go. Pretty sure i've seen actual pic of his dick, but there's no face attached so you can't definitively say it's him.

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by Anonymousreply 92September 3, 2021 3:51 AM

Wasn't Wally Cox supposed to be hung like a mule? There had to be some reason he was getting a piece of young Brando.

by Anonymousreply 93September 3, 2021 3:58 AM

Old Kevin Costner still gives a great VPL now and then. It looks so MEATY.

by Anonymousreply 94September 3, 2021 4:08 AM

Wasn't Neeson full frontal in Nell?

by Anonymousreply 95September 3, 2021 4:52 AM

Arlene Dahl

by Anonymousreply 96September 3, 2021 4:58 AM

Imprints and rumors are bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 97September 3, 2021 5:01 AM

Chaz Bono

by Anonymousreply 98September 3, 2021 6:18 AM


by Anonymousreply 99September 3, 2021 8:15 AM

Nick Robinson

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by Anonymousreply 100September 3, 2021 8:22 AM

Old Kevin Costner still gives a great VPL now and then. It looks so MEATY.

He sure does. He was on MLB Network a couple of weeks ago for the Yankees/White Sox game broadcast from the old Field of Dreams field and showed major VPL in his jeans. I heard he freeballs, and I believe it.

by Anonymousreply 101September 3, 2021 8:50 AM

[quote]Wasn't Neeson full frontal in Nell?

Not sure, but he definitely went ff in Under Suspicion...

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by Anonymousreply 102September 3, 2021 8:54 AM

Mickey Mouse.

by Anonymousreply 103September 3, 2021 8:55 AM

Judi Dench walked into Daniel Craig's dressing room while he was naked. She said he has a "whopper".

by Anonymousreply 104September 3, 2021 9:47 AM

R104 Judy Dench is full of shit then, Daniel Craig has been full frontal in a couple of films and it's average.

Aaron Taylor-Johnson's johnson does look big when soft, but could be a total shower not a grower, it's possible it stays a similar size when hard. There's way too much variation in soft dicks to be definitive about any of these tbh, unless the thread is "Who has the biggest SOFT dick in Hollywood?"

by Anonymousreply 105September 3, 2021 9:50 AM

OP and her insufferable threads make her the biggest dick in any room.

by Anonymousreply 106September 3, 2021 10:34 AM

[quote] Judi Dench walked into Daniel Craig's dressing room while he was naked. She said he has a "whopper".

Dame Judi is almost legally blind. And I was eating a hoagie at the time.

by Anonymousreply 107September 3, 2021 6:55 PM

R100 that just looked like some normal little bulge

by Anonymousreply 108September 3, 2021 6:58 PM


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by Anonymousreply 109September 3, 2021 7:03 PM

There was a "Horse-Hung Hollywood" list posted a while back and I recall Hugh Beaumont being on that list.

by Anonymousreply 110September 3, 2021 7:04 PM

Zachary Quinto 🤤🤤🤤

by Anonymousreply 111September 3, 2021 7:12 PM

Zachary Quinto = nope, you retard.

by Anonymousreply 112September 3, 2021 8:56 PM


I was on the motion capture scan team for that.

Just... no. Sorry.

I'll see if I can find a copy of one of the stills around here. I'll come back and post if I do.

The thing with that movie in particular was that any time a character was fully hooded/masked, it was all CGI. So there wasn't really a need to compress anything in the crotch to hide it, because he was only unmasked and full body in one or two shots, iirc.

And his abs with the mask off when he's shirtless were composited CGI.

So ... I think whoever told you that was having some fun with you.

by Anonymousreply 113September 3, 2021 8:57 PM

^and you know that because?

by Anonymousreply 114September 3, 2021 9:02 PM

^ meant for R112

by Anonymousreply 115September 3, 2021 9:03 PM

I hated Zach then, and I hate Zach now.

by Anonymousreply 116September 3, 2021 9:23 PM

Mr Ed enough said.

by Anonymousreply 117September 3, 2021 9:30 PM

Why, for the love of God, isn't there an official Hollywood dick registry do we don't have to keep asking this question over and over?

by Anonymousreply 118September 3, 2021 9:32 PM

R118 Then the controversy would be the measuring. Shoes on or off etc.

by Anonymousreply 119September 3, 2021 9:34 PM

Justine Timberlake

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by Anonymousreply 120September 3, 2021 9:50 PM

If that's his dick, and not a fold in his sweatpants, r120, I can't believe Justin wouldn't have shoved it in our faces—"accidentaly", of course—back in 2002.

by Anonymousreply 121September 3, 2021 9:53 PM

R41 Chris paciello is still hottish

by Anonymousreply 122September 3, 2021 10:06 PM

In the late 80s, the triumvirate of big meat was usually referred to as Dafoe, Nelson, and Don Johnson.

by Anonymousreply 123September 3, 2021 10:14 PM

R113 That Spiderman story sounds recycled from MY firsthand story about working with Chris O’Donnell on his Robin suit…he had a lot going on down there, including huge balls.

by Anonymousreply 124September 3, 2021 10:21 PM

John Ireland is still the reigning champ.

by Anonymousreply 125September 3, 2021 11:10 PM

Yeah, they put out the same story about Brandon Routh when he was filming Superman about the costume department having trouble hiding his bulge.

by Anonymousreply 126September 3, 2021 11:13 PM

[quote]Timmy Chalamet has a thick bent veiny angry 9 inches.

Disgusting and no.

by Anonymousreply 127September 4, 2021 12:32 AM

health problem or std

by Anonymousreply 128September 4, 2021 12:32 AM

Don Johnson is full frontal in The Harrad Experiment. Um... no.

by Anonymousreply 129September 4, 2021 2:33 AM

Victor Mature

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by Anonymousreply 130September 4, 2021 2:47 AM


I have gone to the same gym as Routh, and I believe that one.

He went commando from time to time, or what seemed like it.

He is most blessed.

by Anonymousreply 131September 4, 2021 3:36 AM

Are you implying that actors get roles in part based on their size? Or that they're therefore more attractive to those that like to indulge in certain activities with naked men?

by Anonymousreply 132September 4, 2021 4:23 AM

Peter Firth

by Anonymousreply 133September 4, 2021 6:51 AM

Matt Smith

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by Anonymousreply 134September 4, 2021 8:27 AM

Of course this face comes with big dick. It would be sick joke by God and genetics, otherwise.

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by Anonymousreply 135September 4, 2021 8:41 AM

R126 I believe it.

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by Anonymousreply 136September 4, 2021 11:28 AM

Siddhartha Rajan showed an impressive dick in some Netflix series I've never watched.

Trigger warning for the delicate gold star gays: Straight sex and nude lady bits, too.

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by Anonymousreply 137September 4, 2021 12:48 PM

Wow is that prosthetic? Almost hard! Good size and very tasty looking.

by Anonymousreply 138September 4, 2021 1:08 PM

R51 wtf?! what is that from?

by Anonymousreply 139September 4, 2021 4:46 PM

Melton Berle's penis was so large, urinals fled from it in fear.

by Anonymousreply 140September 4, 2021 4:51 PM

I read that at as Who Was The Biggest Dick In Hollywood?

by Anonymousreply 141September 4, 2021 5:00 PM

[quote]Wasn't Neeson full frontal in Nell?

Only after hunting her dinner first.

by Anonymousreply 142September 4, 2021 5:01 PM

Chicka, chicka, chickabee!

by Anonymousreply 143September 4, 2021 5:06 PM

R137 Damn. That's one of those dicks where you feel it through your whole body when it enters you. Unh.

by Anonymousreply 144September 4, 2021 5:51 PM

isnt Jake G and Jude Law rumoured to be very big?

by Anonymousreply 145November 8, 2021 1:36 AM

You didn't hear it from me, but I heard that Bea Arthur had an enormous one.

by Anonymousreply 146November 8, 2021 1:43 AM

Forrest Tucker I always heard.

by Anonymousreply 147November 8, 2021 3:24 AM

r147 You heard and now you can see.

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by Anonymousreply 148November 8, 2021 5:01 AM

R147, the question is who has, not had, the biggest dick in Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 149November 8, 2021 6:42 AM

Liev perhaps?

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by Anonymousreply 150November 8, 2021 8:11 AM

Ed Begley Jr.

by Anonymousreply 151November 8, 2021 8:40 AM

From IMDB (2004):

Here it is folks. The updated list of male celebrities reported to have >the biggest penises in Hollywood. Since we've received only 1 report of >Colin Farrell's endowment via imdb and it's appearance in "Tigerland" >not quite measuring up to our standards Hollywood's newest "bad boy" >hasn't yet made our list. Enjoy! > >Milton Berle >Jerry Lewis >John Schneider >Anthony Quinn >Woody Harrelson >Willem Dafoe >Roddy McDowell >Eddie Fisher >Humphrey Bogart >Tobey Maguire >Jimi Hendrix >Wesley Snipes >Billy Rose >Jim Croce >Warren Beatty >Tom Jones >Steve Martin >Brad Garrett >Shadoe Stevens >Samuel L. Jackson >Robert Wagner >David Bowie >Ron Ely >Jim Nabors >Frank Zappa >Patrick Stewart >Freddy Frank >Vanilla Ice >Tommy Lee Jones >Marjoe Gortner >Jason Priestley >Nicholas Cage >Buster Keaton >James Wood >Wilt Chamberlain >Donald Sutherland >Aldo Ray >Paul Stanley >Groucho Marx >Lou Reed >Lyle Lovett >Liam Neeson >Errol Flynn >Ed Begley, Jr. >Warren Cuccurullo >David Niven >Gary Cooper >Gordon Lightfoot >Leonard Cohen >James Caan >Hugh Beaumont >Robbie Benson >Clint Walker >Dennis O'Keefe >Eddie Murphy >Dolph Lundgren >Charlie Chaplin >David Letterman >David Cassidy >Shaun Cassidy >Iggy Pop >Bob Newhart >Chris Isaak >Tim Robbins >Dick Cavett >Dr. Hook >Tommy Lee >Christopher Walken >Scott Bakula >Huey Lewis >Freddy Mercury >Dennis Rodman >Vincent Price >Billy Bob Thornton >Forrest Tucker >Victor Mature >Matthew Lillard

by Anonymousreply 152November 9, 2021 1:13 AM

Great formatting there! ^^

by Anonymousreply 153November 9, 2021 1:48 AM

Peter Dinklage

by Anonymousreply 154November 9, 2021 1:49 AM

Don Johnson and Kevin Costner's johnson

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by Anonymousreply 155November 9, 2021 1:52 AM

Don Johnson showed his puny cocklet in The Harrad Experiment

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by Anonymousreply 156November 9, 2021 2:04 AM

ABC had the biggest Dick on TV in the late 1970s with Dick Van Patten whose wife let us in on the pillow talk that his “Eight (inches?) is Enough”.

by Anonymousreply 157November 9, 2021 2:13 AM

If Liam Neeson has a big one he must be a grower, because he sure as hell ain't a shower.

If that member hanging on Ben Affleck in that movie scene is real I'd vote him as one of the, if not the, biggest. I'd also vote for him as having the most beautiful pecker in Hollywood. Just look at that thing. Just from what I can see I know it is a beautiful piece of machinery.

by Anonymousreply 158November 9, 2021 2:14 AM

Milton Berle

by Anonymousreply 159November 9, 2021 2:15 AM

Forest Tucker looked to be more balls than anything else. Balls that hang that low are disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 160November 9, 2021 2:16 AM

Isn’t this 99% imagination? None of these men have done porn or a sex vid except Colin Farrell that I can think of.

by Anonymousreply 161November 9, 2021 2:17 AM

[quote]If Liam Neeson has a big one he must be a grower, because he sure as hell ain't a shower.

The hell he isn't...

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by Anonymousreply 162November 9, 2021 3:50 AM

Surprised NO ONE has mentioned this beauty: Matthew Modine has an absolute anaconda in his pants. A friend of mine was working with him on something—a theater project, had to have been—and peed next to him at a urinal. He glanced over and Modine had the biggest dick on a white guy my friend has ever seen in his life (and my friend has seen a lot). He made a shocked face, and Modine saw it and nonchalantly said “yeah, I know. Don’t worry, it won’t bite you.”

I got the impression that it’s the kind that always looks semi-erect even when flaccid; my friend said it’s fat and something like 7-8” long. SOFT.

Bonus, MM is also a total sweetheart.

by Anonymousreply 163November 9, 2021 4:16 AM

r162 Wow Liam Neeson certainly is very well endowed!!

by Anonymousreply 164November 9, 2021 5:29 AM

I agree, R163. Matthew Modine is a joy to be around.

by Anonymousreply 165November 9, 2021 6:23 AM

Modine does have big dick face, so I can imagine it's pretty impressive.

by Anonymousreply 166November 9, 2021 12:31 PM

Forrest Tucker's look like a LONG set of low hangers. Yuck.

by Anonymousreply 167November 10, 2021 5:21 AM

Mae West

by Anonymousreply 168November 10, 2021 7:33 AM

Not Hollywood but wasn’t Peter Allen known to be hung like a horse?

by Anonymousreply 169November 10, 2021 11:45 AM

R169 He used to swing that thing mercilessly at the bathhouse.

by Anonymousreply 170November 12, 2021 4:06 AM

Ryan Phillipe

by Anonymousreply 171November 14, 2021 9:36 PM

Tom Ellis

by Anonymousreply 172November 16, 2021 1:12 PM

There's the famous Dana Delany quote: “If you put Willem Dafoe, Liam Neeson and James Woods in a room together, there wouldn’t be room for anyone else.”

She wasn't talking about their egos.

It's a shame a nearly foot long cock is wasted on a lowlife like Woods. Even pre-political right turn, he was apparently abusive to various women.

by Anonymousreply 173November 16, 2021 1:20 PM

[quote] Hugh Beaumont

I guess he was Hugh, after all

by Anonymousreply 174November 16, 2021 1:38 PM

Delaney was a real slut, wasn’t she?

by Anonymousreply 175November 16, 2021 2:28 PM

I remember reading somewhere that Daniel Cudmore who played Colossus in a couple of the X-Men films had a massive dick like a bottle of water. But I don't think there was ever photographic or video evidence.

I'm always suspicious when it's based on a bulge alone, with no actual visuals too, so some of these are still in my opinion unconfirmed. A bulge can be a combination of fabric, balls and skin and is not an accurate representation of the actual dick.

by Anonymousreply 176November 16, 2021 2:45 PM

I'm in awe R175. She got three of the biggest dicks in Hollywood. Shit, we should have a national holiday for her cooch!

by Anonymousreply 177November 16, 2021 2:46 PM

Would have loved to have seen Gary Cooper and George O'Brien, just for comparison's sake. O'Brien supposedly rivaled Cooper in size.

by Anonymousreply 178November 24, 2021 3:27 PM

Has, not who, R3.

by Anonymousreply 179November 24, 2021 3:31 PM

One of the Black actors, except Denzel, Terrence Howard or John Cheadle

by Anonymousreply 180November 24, 2021 3:41 PM
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