Who has the biggest dick in Hollywood?

Liam Neeson or Orlando Bloom?

It's Jon Hamm, DL. Everyone knows this.

Thread closed.

Meghan Markle

Betty White

Liam Neeson always comes up but where's the actual photographic proof? I read somewhere Ralph Fiennes is also packing.

There was a story on my favorite gossip blog recently that Jon Hamm is currently doing TV advertisements in Canada. Last year his big dick was very visible in his pants and they had to spend a lot of money on post-production to remove the imprint. This year they apparently placed him behind a counter so they don't have to spend money on dick removal.

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R5, in the mid-90s, Neeson made a B-movie called Under Suspicion and there was a scene where he escaped from some setup in the nude and there was a master shot of him running and you could definitely see what looked a baby’s arm swinging between his legs. I don’t know if there is any other record. They should’ve had him go full frontal in The Good Mother when he played Diane Keaton’s lover. Would’ve made sense.

Aaron Taylor-Johnson is packin' and we haven't even seen him hard yet.

According to the DL Michael Bay has a massive cock. Have not come across pictures.

Didn't McG also challenge him to a literal dic-measuring contest? Any pics pf McG?

Who the fuck is "McG"?

Director of the Christian Bale Terminator movie.

Wow r9, I guess ATJ 54yo old granny wife is one lucky lady.

Jared Leto, supposedly

Isn't it obvious by the testosterone-induced hirsute qualities of Amal?

Elliott Page.

Caitlyn Jenner

Leto, supposedly...

In the older generation Liam Neeson has proved he is hung. In the younger generation Aaron Taylor Johnson has proved he is hung.

[quote]Who the fuck is "McG"?

Ali McGraw, R11. Steve McQueen was one lucky dude.

Dafoe?

[Fellow fans of Dafoe, in our continued attempts to find more pieces of the Willem Dafoe shaped puzzle we have stumbled upon yet another hilarious fact about the King of Acting. Dafoe’s penis is reportedly so large that on the set of The Last Temptation of Christ in which Dafoe played Jesus, Scorsese had to instruct someone to tape ‘Big Will’ down to keep it out of shot during the certification scene. Additionally, during the filming of Antichrist, Lars Von Trier, the director, had to get a “dick double” for any scenes which featured Dafoe’s character naked, as he believed that Dafoe’s enormous penis would intimidate and confuse audiences./]

James Woods reportedly has a huge one and it explains why he is such an arrogant, colossal dick as well.

Alexander Skarsgard did a full frontal scene on True Blood and I was surprised such a big guy had a rather small dick. I remember it was small, thin and uncut. Looks like the average men have the biggest dicks in Hollywood.

R6 Saw that on Deuxmoi. He probably sent that in himself.🤣

And some of the ugliest ones have huge dicks. Unfair.

Tammy Cruise... ooops, I read who WAS the biggest dick in Hollywood

Pete Davidson has a 10" cock.

"A guy who worked backstage with him says, "I was using the bathroom along with Pete and I looked and saw Pete had the biggest dick I'd ever seen."

R6, is it the Skip the Dishes commercials? I don’t remember any penis imprint in them.

Here's Liam.

Liam, part 2

If someone is bigger than Liam? Please send him my way...

Jared Leto.

You selling Nelson short by not showing it in motion r30/r31.

It sways to & fro.

Back in the 80s, you could not get through a conversation about Horse Hung Hollywood without Willam Dafoe's name coming up.

John Travolta.

And not just the biggest, the biggest assortment.

Here's just a few that pal ONJ sent him

Neeson, Hamm, or Fassbender

R38 So much for the myth of the small-dicked mick

Michael Fassbender has a nice one.

Michael Bay is not aging well, but he has a package.

Also aging, but has something there.

Ralph Fiennes goes full frontal in A BIGGER SPLASH. His dick is fine, but it's not massive.

R43 I enjoyed it.

Goofy.

Leto is a pedophile

Jon Hamm for the win

Harvey's was the most used cock in Hollywood. Even the likes of M. had a taste for it.

Can't we think of some guys more in the 30 plus range? We've covered the 50 plus range.

We need names and pictures, people!

Omar Epps.

Willem Dafoe's huge dick

Is this really the Datalounge? WHERE ARE THE CELEBRITY DICK PICS????

It think Golden Age-era actor John Ireland has the biggest VPL I've ever seen on screen, so he may have been the one. Watch from the 0:42 mark on for a "big" thrill...

I bet you Jake Tapper has a huge one.

Bronze Age here: Milton Berle and Roddy McDowell

I'm sure I read that Humphrey Bogart had a huge one. I think there was a list of biggest dicks in that old "Book of Lists" all of us had in the '70s.

I've closely examined this entire thread and no one we have actually SEEN is as big as Aaron Taylor Johnson. That's the answer then, until Leto shows the goods.

Jake Tapper is not in Hollywood.

[quote] Tammy Cruise

Proof that DL is infested with young teenage girls.

Cruise: The very definition of average peen.

I'd love to hook up with Cruise but only to top him, not bottom.

Jake Tapper and Chris Cuomo

[quote]Proof that DL is infested with young teenage girls.

Cruise is a senior citizen. Even old teenage girls don't care about him.

Ben Affleck all the way! Bummed to see where Tom Hardy falls on this list.

Isn't David Duchovny rumored to be hefty when hard?

Kieran Culkin is rumored to have a huge nugget.

[quote] Bronze Age here: Milton Berle and Roddy McDowell

In his new book, David Steinberg writes Milton Berle "opened the door [to his hotel room] and was standing there, stark naked, with the 'Do Not Disturb' sign hanging from his legendary enormous penis (not as large as he would have liked people to think), singing 'Thanks for the Mammories.'"

Jussie = very dongful

Tobey Maguire is said to be out of proportion hung for his stature. When Maguire played Spiderman, a costume designer friend said that the Spiderman suit had to have an extra panel added to the crotch, as it was deemed by TPTB as "too lewd looking". Even with the suggested addition of a compression undergarment, the suit still had to be altered.

Timmy Chalamet has a thick bent veiny angry 9 inches. Not the biggest but shoots the farthest, copious thin clear loads.

Thanks, R51 that was fun!

R64 Affleck already admitted his dick shown was a prosthetic

So, are we saying that the skinny guys are packing?

Timothee Chalamet, and Im not kidding, he really has a snake in the trousers.

Maybe that is the reason Armie envies him, not the Oscar nomination.

Timothee is a great combination of sweet nature and big dick.

You savants, do you know if Timmy is into boys or girls?

Joan.

Jake Tapper is the original micro peen.

R70 thanks for that visual 🤢

R80 you're welcome! I forgot the detail that it's chaffed and scaly on two sides half inch below the torpedo shaped head, where the shaft widens, due to the OCD way Timmy has to pull it to get off. 🤮🤮

R81 Are the fishermans tales?

Rock Hudson was apparently very well hung but it was his butt that got all the attention.

R79

Jake Tapper has thin skin so of course he got that micro!

We saw Yahya Abdul-Mateen II's in WATCHMEN... it was enormous.

That Sarsgaard prick told friends Liam's dick was like a baby's arm.

JUST the arm?

Poor guy. He must be made fun of in the locker room.

This skinny guy?

Milton Berle. Or was it Burle Ives? It’s been so long I don’t remember exactly which one, but it’s one of the two.

Tom Cruise's wife???

Kevin Costner is huge.

There is vid/pics out there of Jared Leto's huge bulge at least. Here you go. Pretty sure i've seen actual pic of his dick, but there's no face attached so you can't definitively say it's him.

Wasn't Wally Cox supposed to be hung like a mule? There had to be some reason he was getting a piece of young Brando.

Old Kevin Costner still gives a great VPL now and then. It looks so MEATY.

Wasn't Neeson full frontal in Nell?

Arlene Dahl

Imprints and rumors are bullshit.

Chaz Bono

Bump

Nick Robinson

Old Kevin Costner still gives a great VPL now and then. It looks so MEATY.

He sure does. He was on MLB Network a couple of weeks ago for the Yankees/White Sox game broadcast from the old Field of Dreams field and showed major VPL in his jeans. I heard he freeballs, and I believe it.

[quote]Wasn't Neeson full frontal in Nell?

Not sure, but he definitely went ff in Under Suspicion...

Mickey Mouse.

Judi Dench walked into Daniel Craig's dressing room while he was naked. She said he has a "whopper".

R104 Judy Dench is full of shit then, Daniel Craig has been full frontal in a couple of films and it's average.

Aaron Taylor-Johnson's johnson does look big when soft, but could be a total shower not a grower, it's possible it stays a similar size when hard. There's way too much variation in soft dicks to be definitive about any of these tbh, unless the thread is "Who has the biggest SOFT dick in Hollywood?"

OP and her insufferable threads make her the biggest dick in any room.

[quote] Judi Dench walked into Daniel Craig's dressing room while he was naked. She said he has a "whopper".

Dame Judi is almost legally blind. And I was eating a hoagie at the time.

R100 that just looked like some normal little bulge

List

There was a "Horse-Hung Hollywood" list posted a while back and I recall Hugh Beaumont being on that list.

Zachary Quinto 🤤🤤🤤

Zachary Quinto = nope, you retard.

R69

I was on the motion capture scan team for that.

Just... no. Sorry.

I'll see if I can find a copy of one of the stills around here. I'll come back and post if I do.

The thing with that movie in particular was that any time a character was fully hooded/masked, it was all CGI. So there wasn't really a need to compress anything in the crotch to hide it, because he was only unmasked and full body in one or two shots, iirc.

And his abs with the mask off when he's shirtless were composited CGI.

So ... I think whoever told you that was having some fun with you.

^and you know that because?

^ meant for R112

I hated Zach then, and I hate Zach now.

Mr Ed enough said.

Why, for the love of God, isn't there an official Hollywood dick registry do we don't have to keep asking this question over and over?

R118 Then the controversy would be the measuring. Shoes on or off etc.

Justine Timberlake

If that's his dick, and not a fold in his sweatpants, r120, I can't believe Justin wouldn't have shoved it in our faces—"accidentaly", of course—back in 2002.

R41 Chris paciello is still hottish

In the late 80s, the triumvirate of big meat was usually referred to as Dafoe, Nelson, and Don Johnson.

R113 That Spiderman story sounds recycled from MY firsthand story about working with Chris O’Donnell on his Robin suit…he had a lot going on down there, including huge balls.

John Ireland is still the reigning champ.

Yeah, they put out the same story about Brandon Routh when he was filming Superman about the costume department having trouble hiding his bulge.

[quote]Timmy Chalamet has a thick bent veiny angry 9 inches.

Disgusting and no.

health problem or std

Don Johnson is full frontal in The Harrad Experiment. Um... no.

Victor Mature

R126

I have gone to the same gym as Routh, and I believe that one.

He went commando from time to time, or what seemed like it.

He is most blessed.

Are you implying that actors get roles in part based on their size? Or that they're therefore more attractive to those that like to indulge in certain activities with naked men?

Peter Firth

Matt Smith

Of course this face comes with big dick. It would be sick joke by God and genetics, otherwise.

R126 I believe it.

Siddhartha Rajan showed an impressive dick in some Netflix series I've never watched.

Trigger warning for the delicate gold star gays: Straight sex and nude lady bits, too.

Wow is that prosthetic? Almost hard! Good size and very tasty looking.

R51 wtf?! what is that from?

Melton Berle's penis was so large, urinals fled from it in fear.

I read that at as Who Was The Biggest Dick In Hollywood?

[quote]Wasn't Neeson full frontal in Nell?

Only after hunting her dinner first.

Chicka, chicka, chickabee!

R137 Damn. That's one of those dicks where you feel it through your whole body when it enters you. Unh.

isnt Jake G and Jude Law rumoured to be very big?

You didn't hear it from me, but I heard that Bea Arthur had an enormous one.

Forrest Tucker I always heard.

r147 You heard and now you can see.

R147, the question is who has, not had, the biggest dick in Hollywood.

Liev perhaps?

Ed Begley Jr.

From IMDB (2004):

Here it is folks. The updated list of male celebrities reported to have >the biggest penises in Hollywood. Since we've received only 1 report of >Colin Farrell's endowment via imdb and it's appearance in "Tigerland" >not quite measuring up to our standards Hollywood's newest "bad boy" >hasn't yet made our list. Enjoy! > >Milton Berle >Jerry Lewis >John Schneider >Anthony Quinn >Woody Harrelson >Willem Dafoe >Roddy McDowell >Eddie Fisher >Humphrey Bogart >Tobey Maguire >Jimi Hendrix >Wesley Snipes >Billy Rose >Jim Croce >Warren Beatty >Tom Jones >Steve Martin >Brad Garrett >Shadoe Stevens >Samuel L. Jackson >Robert Wagner >David Bowie >Ron Ely >Jim Nabors >Frank Zappa >Patrick Stewart >Freddy Frank >Vanilla Ice >Tommy Lee Jones >Marjoe Gortner >Jason Priestley >Nicholas Cage >Buster Keaton >James Wood >Wilt Chamberlain >Donald Sutherland >Aldo Ray >Paul Stanley >Groucho Marx >Lou Reed >Lyle Lovett >Liam Neeson >Errol Flynn >Ed Begley, Jr. >Warren Cuccurullo >David Niven >Gary Cooper >Gordon Lightfoot >Leonard Cohen >James Caan >Hugh Beaumont >Robbie Benson >Clint Walker >Dennis O'Keefe >Eddie Murphy >Dolph Lundgren >Charlie Chaplin >David Letterman >David Cassidy >Shaun Cassidy >Iggy Pop >Bob Newhart >Chris Isaak >Tim Robbins >Dick Cavett >Dr. Hook >Tommy Lee >Christopher Walken >Scott Bakula >Huey Lewis >Freddy Mercury >Dennis Rodman >Vincent Price >Billy Bob Thornton >Forrest Tucker >Victor Mature >Matthew Lillard

Great formatting there! ^^

Peter Dinklage

Don Johnson and Kevin Costner's johnson

Don Johnson showed his puny cocklet in The Harrad Experiment

ABC had the biggest Dick on TV in the late 1970s with Dick Van Patten whose wife let us in on the pillow talk that his “Eight (inches?) is Enough”.

If Liam Neeson has a big one he must be a grower, because he sure as hell ain't a shower.

If that member hanging on Ben Affleck in that movie scene is real I'd vote him as one of the, if not the, biggest. I'd also vote for him as having the most beautiful pecker in Hollywood. Just look at that thing. Just from what I can see I know it is a beautiful piece of machinery.

Milton Berle

Forest Tucker looked to be more balls than anything else. Balls that hang that low are disgusting.

Isn’t this 99% imagination? None of these men have done porn or a sex vid except Colin Farrell that I can think of.

[quote]If Liam Neeson has a big one he must be a grower, because he sure as hell ain't a shower.

The hell he isn't...

Surprised NO ONE has mentioned this beauty: Matthew Modine has an absolute anaconda in his pants. A friend of mine was working with him on something—a theater project, had to have been—and peed next to him at a urinal. He glanced over and Modine had the biggest dick on a white guy my friend has ever seen in his life (and my friend has seen a lot). He made a shocked face, and Modine saw it and nonchalantly said “yeah, I know. Don’t worry, it won’t bite you.”

I got the impression that it’s the kind that always looks semi-erect even when flaccid; my friend said it’s fat and something like 7-8” long. SOFT.

Bonus, MM is also a total sweetheart.

r162 Wow Liam Neeson certainly is very well endowed!!

I agree, R163. Matthew Modine is a joy to be around.

Modine does have big dick face, so I can imagine it's pretty impressive.

Forrest Tucker's look like a LONG set of low hangers. Yuck.

Mae West

Not Hollywood but wasn’t Peter Allen known to be hung like a horse?

R169 He used to swing that thing mercilessly at the bathhouse.

Ryan Phillipe

Tom Ellis

There's the famous Dana Delany quote: “If you put Willem Dafoe, Liam Neeson and James Woods in a room together, there wouldn’t be room for anyone else.”

She wasn't talking about their egos.

It's a shame a nearly foot long cock is wasted on a lowlife like Woods. Even pre-political right turn, he was apparently abusive to various women.

[quote] Hugh Beaumont

I guess he was Hugh, after all

Delaney was a real slut, wasn’t she?

I remember reading somewhere that Daniel Cudmore who played Colossus in a couple of the X-Men films had a massive dick like a bottle of water. But I don't think there was ever photographic or video evidence.

I'm always suspicious when it's based on a bulge alone, with no actual visuals too, so some of these are still in my opinion unconfirmed. A bulge can be a combination of fabric, balls and skin and is not an accurate representation of the actual dick.

I'm in awe R175. She got three of the biggest dicks in Hollywood. Shit, we should have a national holiday for her cooch!

Would have loved to have seen Gary Cooper and George O'Brien, just for comparison's sake. O'Brien supposedly rivaled Cooper in size.

Has, not who, R3.

One of the Black actors, except Denzel, Terrence Howard or John Cheadle

Bump