James Van Der Beek posts thirst trap

Are they rescue dogs?

Oh, no, honey.

James Vain Dad Bodd

His butt is the only hot thing about him.

The dogs are lovely.

Yikes! That face...

He would be hot if he were 60.

Well, I think he looks lovely for a man of 65.

Distinguished.

Camera thin. Camera ready!

I admit I've always found him really attractive, despite the chin, forehead, and wide-set eyes. But this photo is...sad. I actually don't mind the body. And I know we're in a pandemic, but he looks haggard, & desperately needs a haircut.

One of my favorite threads on here was "Why can't James Van Der Beek stop fucking his wife?"

The 43-year-old has $8 million and a “sprawling riverside property” in Austin that features a barn and several cabins.

Is his house undergoing construction?

He looks like he had a face transplant.

His ballet dance.

Lots of bad imaging. The lighting is hitting him on both sides creating darker shadows on his smile lines and eye sockets. Frontal lighting would have been much more flattering. The lens is giving distortion, you can tell from the beams and strange angles. With better lighting and positioning he would look great And a fucking haircut, or sweep it under the cap. Rules, Jimmy, don't take just one shot and post that...

Here's that link, r15:

He's very sensitive.

Wow, he's only 44? He looks at least a decade older.

However, I think this pandemic has aged many of us beyond what a normal year would do.

Cute dogs

His house looks extremely flammable.

He looks like Thurston Howell the 3rd in that pic!

Aging is generally not kind to some people, including me.

His feet stink and

he has hemorrhoids

[quote]He looks like Thurston Howell the 3rd in that pic!

That would be [italic]Thurston Howell III[/italic], Moronica.

Wow, he is ROUGH.

I hate exposed logs and that whole primitive type vibe. Our ancestors hated it too, but it was what they could afford. They didn’t WANT to live that way.

Scott Bakula wants his face back.

What makes grown ass men this age STILL desperate for attention?

I see a Jeffrey Epstein resemblance too.

Agree R4 I wish he'd show off his donkey a LOT more

He still looked good a couple years ago on Tig Notaro's web series.

Picky, picky. He just needs decent camera positioning, better lighting, and a haircut. And ditch that hat. All those things are quick and easy fixes. For a middle-aged guy, his body’s in okay shape. I’d do him and enjoy every minute of it.

He looks absolutely terrible. Oh my god.

This pandemic has aged a lot of us.

Doesn’t he have fifty kids? Why isn’t he busy with them? Why isn’t their attention worth anything?

I would bend him over the bed and fuck him in a heartbeat.

The douchebag just moved his family from LA to Austin last year and he already looks like a haggard homeless person. I guess that Texas lifestyle does not agree with him. He needs some California sunshine, a stylist, haircut and some of that Hollywood magic for his skin.

Ectomorphs don't usually age well in the face.

That is a rough looking 44 though it could just be bad lighting/he was tired

Is it my imagination or is his face getting even longer than it was before?

Jesus! Does he hook himself up to a nicotine tank while tanning in the sun all day? Yikes!

He needs to cut that nasty long hair.

He looks like someone let the air out of John Goodman in OP's pic.

I'm old enough to be his dad and he looks older than me, and I look my age.

He looks like John Goodman.

he looks a lot better than that

R45 meet R43.

Gorgeous dogs!

[quote]The lighting is hitting him on both sides creating darker shadows on his smile lines and eye sockets. Frontal lighting would have been much more flattering.

Yeah, he looks much better in the outdoor shots.

I swear that comment was not there when I posted but I concur with R45

This is why you should moisturize, folks.

I think James has probably reached that point in life where he has to choose between his face and his waist. While he would probably look better with better lighting and staging, the truth of the matter is really thin people don't always age well.

He is ready to play Dawson's dad in the inevitable reboot.

He looks FANTASTIC!

His kids are beautiful. The one in the middle looks like a mini Kate Bosworth, and the boy will grow up to be a hottie.

R55 - they ARE adorable. He needs to monetize those kids and get them into commercials.

Anyway, he should've taken a lesson from Bernadette. Basically live like a vampire. No ☀️

Awful for 44!

A little perspective, please!

We're ALL beautiful in the way nature intended and has been corrected to show!

He has a lot of kids and his wife seems like a pain in the ass. He has to support them all on an actor's salary. So of course, he's aged fast. He always looked older too.

Yikes, r55. The kids give off a cult like vibe.

I still want to fuck him but now I will need to bring a brown paper bag.

R-58 No just no..

He actually looks as old as his onscreen father John Wesley Shipp, if not older.

All you idiots are bashing his looks on one photo? OK then.

He absolutely does NOT need a haircut. You queens are ridiculous. How would you have survived the 1960s and 70s?

I hope his feet do stink, too. Yum. He can fill my room with that odor any time.

he's still cute

[Quote]All you idiots are bashing his looks on one photo? OK then.

No. Check out his Instagram. He looks haggard and older than his age in almost all his recent pictures. Dude is also starting to get really bushy eyebrows and needs an eyelid lifting. Whether you like this look or not, I still think he needs some serious grooming and a better skin care routine.

He's aginv like the former tennis player Todd Martin. Kinda OK looking one day, total grandpa almost overnight.

I just watched the first 5 min of Dawson's Creek and wow, does he ping.

Fartsniffer at R65

[quote] The 37-year-old wrote in the caption, 'My dad still loves toys

Yikes! Does he use a Lush or OhMiBod?

Isn't she a little old for posting thirst traps? Super cute dogs though.

He’s not my type, but like R36, I’d certainly fuck him in a heartbeat. The reality is that he is 44, but looks 64. He’s got 17 kids, and gawd knows how many demons/stressors. He could do things to change his haggard face, but would he look “better” afterwards? He is not some fifty something, thirsty, WeHo kaween. Whatevs. He certainly looks better than I did at 44.

That's what having kids does to you.

Jesus, he's starting to look like Brett Waterman, of "Restored" (HGTV) fame.

he needs a haircut and a shirt

When did he butch up and have all those kids.

He's still fuckable.

Why are his nipples in his armpits??

He has been bludgeoned by the cruel hands of time.

He’s fine. Just make sure he stays on his back.

That’s a rough 44. I’ll think I’ll take the older Justin Trudeau....thanks.

R75 Nah, Brett is still hot!

OMG he's turned into Fred Gwynne!

Shar-pei forehead.

He has a Dadomen.

He moved to Texas because acting work has dried up, he has a boatload of kids to feed and clothe, his wife is not capable of walking and chewing gum at the same time and most importantly- John’s in Cali get much younger, better and tighter for their buck. He’s hoping John’s in Tx aren’t as spoiled for choice

Who is John? And John's what?

I don't know who looks worse, him or Mark-Paul Gosselaar.

Jimmy John's?

Whoa. Rarely do I COMPLETELY not understand the hostility on DL--often I share it--but THIS... I mean: he's 44, with a big family. And? Is he SUPPOSED to look like he's 21? Younger than springtime, like all the slobs posting here????

he looks like a ham