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TV acronyms

ALICE: A Ludicrous Imbecile Can Emote

AMEN: Africans Make Ecclesiastical Neophytes

BENSON: Black Employee Now Someone Of Notability

CHEERS: Cliff Has Every Episode’s Ridiculous Statements

CYBILL: Constantly Yammering Bitch Is Laughingstock Lately

DALLAS: Domestically, Always Larry, Linda Arguing Salaciously

DYNASTY: Derivative? Yes, Nevertheless Almost Saw Ten Years

FAMILY TIES: Fascists Always Make Idiots Laugh, Yothers Turned Into Elephantine Size

FRIENDS: Fucking Retarded Idiotic Embarrassing Nineties Dip Shits

HAZEL: Housekeepers Are Zealously Enthusiastically Loafing

LA LAW: Litigious Are Latinos, Africans, Whites

MAUDE: Men Are Ugly, Dumb, Evil

THE NANNY: The Hebrew Emissary Nursemaid Advertising Nineties New York

NEWHART: New England Whites Have a Resort Town

SOAP: Sitcoms Organizing Against Puritanism

TAXI: Tony Always Xeroxed It

VALERIE: Vindictive Assholes Lawlessly Evicted Regular; Ignominiously Eliminated

WEBSTER: Why Every Black Sitcom's Turned, Evidently, Racist

by Anonymousreply 113Last Friday at 3:26 PM

That is how you spent your day? Sad.

by Anonymousreply 103/18/2021

At least I didn't spend it trying to score with zoo animals like you did, R1.

by Anonymousreply 203/18/2021

Clever, OP. But you must have a SHITLOAD of time on your hands.

by Anonymousreply 303/18/2021

FRASIER - Forty Radio Announcer Says Impossible Enlightening Rubes

by Anonymousreply 403/18/2021

RHODA - Repellent Humans Observe Derelict Atrocities.

by Anonymousreply 503/18/2021

COLUMBO: Crazy Old Lout Unveils Murders, Backwards Order

by Anonymousreply 603/18/2021

Golden Girls - Geriatric Oldsters Living Domestically Engineered Needs-Giving It Really Long Series

by Anonymousreply 703/18/2021

MAD MEN: Madison Avenue Degenerates Monetize Electrified Nuisances

by Anonymousreply 803/18/2021

BREAKING BAD - Basically Ruining Everything Killing Infiltrating Nefarious Gang Buying All Drugs

by Anonymousreply 903/18/2021

RHODA- Repulsive Heterosexualists Obtain Datalounge Access.

by Anonymousreply 1003/18/2021

EMPTY NEST: Elderly Medical Professional Trades Yuks, Nurse’s Extremely Southern, Though

by Anonymousreply 1103/18/2021

JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS IN OUTER SPACE:

by Anonymousreply 1203/18/2021

COACH- Catamite Orthodontics Alleviates Cock Hunches

by Anonymousreply 1303/18/2021

Will is Living Like Gay Recluse And Crazy Eunuch

by Anonymousreply 1403/18/2021

LOVE SIDNEY: Lying Only Vindicates Every Stupid Idiot Denying Everyone’s Yearnings

by Anonymousreply 1503/18/2021

Nearly Everyone's Yearnings

by Anonymousreply 1603/18/2021

Cosby Show:

Codger Ominously Sexually Bothering Young Starlets Hopped-Up On Whippets

by Anonymousreply 1703/18/2021

GLEE - Gay Lyrical Endless Entropy

by Anonymousreply 1803/18/2021

Gimme A Break - Glenlawns Idyllic Matronly Maid Educates Brats Residing Entirely Among Kanisky

by Anonymousreply 1903/18/2021

Blossom- Beaky Libertarian Ovulates Severely Surmising Oblivion, Meh

by Anonymousreply 2003/24/2021

Mash- Meandering Assholes Sup Highballs

by Anonymousreply 2103/24/2021

FAME = For A Minute, Employed

by Anonymousreply 2203/24/2021

ChiPs - California Highway Patrol

by Anonymousreply 2303/24/2021

SVU - Special Victims Unit

by Anonymousreply 2403/24/2021

The Walking Dead - Torturous Hour Entails Wayward Atlantans Like Killing In Negan's Gang Dummies Everywhere, and Daryl

by Anonymousreply 2503/24/2021

OPRAH; Overweight Pandering Righteously Always Hefty.

by Anonymousreply 2603/24/2021

YAKKITY YAK: Yaaaaas Kween Kommunity Yaaaaas Kween

by Anonymousreply 2703/24/2021

I like it, OP. Nice work. (Although, some of those joining in don't seem to get the concept accurately; or maybe I'm just missing their humor.)

Good job, [r19] "Gimme A Break - Glenlawns Idyllic Matronly Maid Educates Brats Residing Entirely Among Kanisky"

But, the 'A' slipped by; "all" would work nicely, I think.

by Anonymousreply 2803/24/2021

The Half-hour Encapsulated: Monstrously Unhinged Plush People Entertain Theater-goers Sans Homosexual Older WASPs.

by Anonymousreply 2903/24/2021

GH - General Hospital

by Anonymousreply 3003/24/2021

Dateline - Domestic Abuse Tales Express Lives In Nefarious Endangerment

by Anonymousreply 3103/24/2021

MOESHA - Making Our Effervescent Sisters Hard Asses

by Anonymousreply 3203/24/2021

Maude: Mannish And Unapologetic Dame Eviscerates

by Anonymousreply 3303/24/2021

Demented Addled Trolls Attacking Liberal Officials Using Nasty Geriatric Energy

by Anonymousreply 3403/24/2021

SILVER SPOONS: So I’m Loaded, Voraciously Extracting Revenue. Screw People Over? Only Nicely, Sometimes

by Anonymousreply 3503/24/2021

ER: Emergency Room

by Anonymousreply 3603/24/2021

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER:

An Unfunny Bullshit Show That Ripped Off Another Unfunny Bullshit Show (Friends) That Millennials Can Gush Over With Their Memes.

by Anonymousreply 3703/24/2021

GLEE = Gays and Lesbians Exist Everywhere

by Anonymousreply 3803/24/2021

ALF - Alien Life Form

by Anonymousreply 3903/24/2021

OP Nice game. So glad y’all didn’t listen to the untalented sourpusses sneering early on upthread.

by Anonymousreply 4003/24/2021

FRIENDS - Filthy Rich Idiots Execute Nineties Dumb Sitcom

by Anonymousreply 4103/24/2021

I LOVE LUCY: Islander Leers Over Vivian Eventually Like Ugly Coyote Yakuza.

by Anonymousreply 4203/24/2021

R17 wins!

by Anonymousreply 4303/24/2021

CSI - Cock-sucking Investigation (at least when George Eads and Eric Szmanda were on the set)

by Anonymousreply 4403/24/2021

STAR TREK: Sincere Tales Argue Rhetoric To Remedy Eternal Kismet.

by Anonymousreply 4503/24/2021

CALL ME KAT: Curiously Awful Leaden Lead Miserably Eviscerates Kneecapped Actors Totally

by Anonymousreply 4603/24/2021

GOOD TIMES: Gloss Over Old Demeaning Tropes, It Makes Everyone Stars

by Anonymousreply 4703/24/2021

Truly Weird Incestuous Nastiness Pervades Experimental Artsy-Kinky Show.

by Anonymousreply 4803/24/2021

THE JEFFERSONS: Those Hateful Evil Jewish Fuckers Fucked Everyone. Regularly Scheduled Oligarchs Now Supremacists.

by Anonymousreply 4903/24/2021

THE JEFFERSONS: Those Hateful Evil Jewish Elephant Fuckers Fucked Everyone. Regularly Scheduled Oligarchs Now Supremacists.

by Anonymousreply 5003/24/2021

BATMAN: Burt, Adam Tell Multiple Anthology Narratives.

by Anonymousreply 5103/24/2021

In all serious Norman Lear did do business with wop Rethug Jerry Perenchio who facilitated the buyout of Embassy Pictures.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 5203/24/2021

WHAT’S HAPPENING!!: We Have a Tight Schedule; Have A Pizza Pie. Exercise? No, I Nosh Gladly!!

by Anonymousreply 5303/24/2021

This Really Unveils Exciting Bodily Lusts Of Old Demons

by Anonymousreply 5403/24/2021

SMALL WONDER: Suburban Man Attempts Logical Leap. Why? Only New Daughter’s Evidently Robotic

by Anonymousreply 5503/24/2021

Silly Canadian Humour Is Trashy, Touching, Sometimes Cringeworthy; Really, Every Episode Kills

by Anonymousreply 5603/24/2021

DIFF’RENT STROKES: Doesn’t It Feel Funny? Really Entertaining New Television Shows Turn Really Old, Kaput, Eventually Stinking

by Anonymousreply 5703/24/2021

WANDAVISION: Wonderfully Amusing Nostalgia Doing Avengers Viewing Ironic Station In Oppressive Neverland.

by Anonymousreply 5803/24/2021

ANIMANIACS: Animated Nutcases In Meshuggenah Adventures Now Inspiring Awful Comeback Show

by Anonymousreply 5903/24/2021

The Only Moderately Amusing Network Daytime Jokey Entertainment that Rewarded Repeats in Youth

by Anonymousreply 6003/24/2021

SESAME STREET: Stupid Elmo Speaks Annoyingly Mangled English, So Totally Ruined Entertaining Educational Television

by Anonymousreply 6103/24/2021

Lovely Animal Simply Strolls In Everywhere

by Anonymousreply 6203/25/2021

Who's The Boss - Working Housefrau Originates Sitcom To Have Enjoyment By One Sexy Stud

by Anonymousreply 6303/25/2021

SMASH-Shit, My Acting Sucks Hard.

by Anonymousreply 6403/25/2021

No, that sucks. This is more apt:

White

Heterosexual

Oligarchic

Stupidity.

Tiresome,

Hateful,

Embarassingly

Bad,

One

Stupid

Show

by Anonymousreply 6503/25/2021

GROWING PAINS: Get Real. Only White Idiots Needed Garbage Programs Advertising Imbecilic Needless Schlock

by Anonymousreply 6603/25/2021

SNL- Saturday Night Live

by Anonymousreply 6703/25/2021

R63, that was good, despite what other assholes may think.

by Anonymousreply 6803/25/2021

Thank you R68. I didn't respond to them because they are just troll, i'm just having fun. They suck

by Anonymousreply 6903/25/2021

^ ^ that should be trolling. i got distracted.

by Anonymousreply 7003/25/2021

RICK & MORTY: Really Inventive Cartoon Kills & Makes Ordinary Rules Truly Useless

by Anonymousreply 7103/25/2021

This is my thread, so you're the troll, and your taste in men is shit as is your taste in TV shows.

by Anonymousreply 7203/25/2021

ST. ELSEWHERE: Stop Telling Everyone Last Show’s Ending. Why? Hopefully, Every Reason’s Evident.

by Anonymousreply 7303/25/2021

JEOPARDY: Jocund Entrants Offering Plausible Answers, Reaping Dollars Yonder

by Anonymousreply 7403/25/2021

Charlie's Angels - Chicks Having A Role Investigating Everything Suspicious, Among Notorious Gangsters Eavesdropping LA Streets

by Anonymousreply 7503/26/2021

forgot L

Charlie's Angels - Chicks Having A Role Like Investigating Everything Suspicious, Among Notorious Gangsters Eavesdropping LA Streets

by Anonymousreply 7603/26/2021

Knots Landing

Karen never OKs The Shagging, Lets Abby Nosh Dick In Nefarious Gluttony

by Anonymousreply 7703/26/2021

FULL HOUSE: Foolish, Unbelievable Life Lessons, Homophobia, Obnoxiously Ugly Stars. Eww!

by Anonymousreply 7803/28/2021

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT: Amusing Right-wing Republican Entropy Saga That Ended Dreadfully, Despite Everyone’s Valiant Efforts, Love Of Public, Media Eventually Not Tenable

by Anonymousreply 7903/28/2021

OZARK: Operatic Zealots Accountants Rednecks Killing

by Anonymousreply 8003/28/2021

ONE DAY AT A TIME: Oh, Needy Enervating Divorcee, Arise! Yea, Ann Trounces All Teenage Ids, Male Egos

by Anonymousreply 8104/02/2021

Female Lush Excites Arousal, Bangs Asexual Guy

by Anonymousreply 8204/03/2021

Black Royal Infuriates Datalounge Gays, Evokes Racist Troll Outrage Nonsense

by Anonymousreply 8304/03/2021

- or -

Boring Racist Idiots Deploy Geriatric Energy, Rant To Other Nitwits

by Anonymousreply 8404/03/2021

Now do Star Trek Voyager for me...

by Anonymousreply 8504/03/2021

THE FACTS OF LIFE: Teenage Housemates Eating Feelings And Crying To Scatterbrained Old Flibbertigibbet, Lesbianism Inferred, Feeding Eastland

by Anonymousreply 8604/03/2021

Star Trek Voyager: Saintly Travelers Aren't Ready To Rudely Excise Kes Vindictively Over Younger Actress Generating Enormous Ratings

by Anonymousreply 8704/03/2021

ROOTS = Real Obnoxious Ofay Owners Torturing Slaves

by Anonymousreply 8804/03/2021

R87 BRAVO!!!

WELL DONE!!!

by Anonymousreply 8904/03/2021

GLEE - Got Lousy, Eventually Ended

by Anonymousreply 9004/04/2021

Maury = Meet All Ugly Repulsive Yokels.

by Anonymousreply 9104/04/2021

Has DL favs The Golden Girls been done yet?

Is "Hot In Cleveland" even possible?

by Anonymousreply 9204/04/2021

DREW - Druggie Recovered, Entertainment Whore

by Anonymousreply 9304/04/2021

R92, see R7

by Anonymousreply 9404/04/2021

R88, I don’t remember a show called “Rooots.”

by Anonymousreply 9504/04/2021

SURVIVOR - Stupid Useless Rejects Vying In Vigorous Outdoor Races

by Anonymousreply 9604/04/2021

THE SIMPSONS: Totally Hilarious Early Seasons In Marge’s Place, Stark Opposite Now Somehow

by Anonymousreply 9704/04/2021

Hot In Cleveland - Housewives Outta Time In New City, Cougars Living Entirely Vacuous Existence, Los Angeles Now Dead

by Anonymousreply 98Last Monday at 2:57 AM

fixed

Hot In Cleveland - Housewives Outta Time In New City Living Entirely Vacuous Existence, Los Angeles Now Dead

by Anonymousreply 99Last Monday at 3:00 AM

Small marxist utopians run from semite.

by Anonymousreply 100Last Monday at 6:01 AM

These Hoes Espouse Vapid Insight Every Weekday.

by Anonymousreply 101Last Monday at 6:19 AM

POSE: Patronizingly Offered Several Emmys

by Anonymousreply 102Last Monday at 8:48 AM

R99 I luv it!!!

Well done!

by Anonymousreply 103Last Monday at 9:33 AM

Oh my GOWD!

by Anonymousreply 104Last Monday at 9:34 AM

[quote]These Hoes Espouse Vapid Insight Every Weekday.

Love it!

by Anonymousreply 105Last Monday at 1:37 PM

Take Hateful English Tart Acting Like Killer

by Anonymousreply 106Last Monday at 3:09 PM

THE CHEW: Tell Housewives "Eat Carbs, Have Expensive Weddings"

by Anonymousreply 107Last Monday at 6:45 PM

FOX NEWS: Fake Outraged Xenophobes Never Ever Will Stop

by Anonymousreply 108Last Thursday at 10:14 AM

SEAN HANNITY: Seriously Enraging Asshole Needlessly Hawking Acidic Nonstop Nonsense Igniting Treasonous Yapping

by Anonymousreply 109Last Thursday at 11:14 AM

American Neapolitan Girl Interferes Everywhere

by Anonymousreply 110Last Friday at 12:15 AM

Suzanne Has Everyone Surmising The Horrendous Eerie Supposition oh I give up. She may be the Sherriff but she’s not worth the time.

by Anonymousreply 111Last Friday at 12:19 AM

Gilligan’s Island

Grownups initially leave land in group and now sail in storm lucky adults none died

by Anonymousreply 112Last Friday at 12:44 AM

Brady Bunch:

Bros Rag And Dis Young Bitches Until Nanny Comes Home

by Anonymousreply 113Last Friday at 3:26 PM
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