TV acronyms

That is how you spent your day? Sad.

At least I didn't spend it trying to score with zoo animals like you did, R1.

Clever, OP. But you must have a SHITLOAD of time on your hands.

FRASIER - Forty Radio Announcer Says Impossible Enlightening Rubes

RHODA - Repellent Humans Observe Derelict Atrocities.

COLUMBO: Crazy Old Lout Unveils Murders, Backwards Order

Golden Girls - Geriatric Oldsters Living Domestically Engineered Needs-Giving It Really Long Series

MAD MEN: Madison Avenue Degenerates Monetize Electrified Nuisances

BREAKING BAD - Basically Ruining Everything Killing Infiltrating Nefarious Gang Buying All Drugs

RHODA- Repulsive Heterosexualists Obtain Datalounge Access.

EMPTY NEST: Elderly Medical Professional Trades Yuks, Nurse’s Extremely Southern, Though

JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS IN OUTER SPACE:

COACH- Catamite Orthodontics Alleviates Cock Hunches

Will is Living Like Gay Recluse And Crazy Eunuch

LOVE SIDNEY: Lying Only Vindicates Every Stupid Idiot Denying Everyone’s Yearnings

Nearly Everyone's Yearnings

Cosby Show:

Codger Ominously Sexually Bothering Young Starlets Hopped-Up On Whippets

GLEE - Gay Lyrical Endless Entropy

Gimme A Break - Glenlawns Idyllic Matronly Maid Educates Brats Residing Entirely Among Kanisky

Blossom- Beaky Libertarian Ovulates Severely Surmising Oblivion, Meh

Mash- Meandering Assholes Sup Highballs

FAME = For A Minute, Employed

ChiPs - California Highway Patrol

SVU - Special Victims Unit

The Walking Dead - Torturous Hour Entails Wayward Atlantans Like Killing In Negan's Gang Dummies Everywhere, and Daryl

OPRAH; Overweight Pandering Righteously Always Hefty.

YAKKITY YAK: Yaaaaas Kween Kommunity Yaaaaas Kween

I like it, OP. Nice work. (Although, some of those joining in don't seem to get the concept accurately; or maybe I'm just missing their humor.)

Good job, [r19] "Gimme A Break - Glenlawns Idyllic Matronly Maid Educates Brats Residing Entirely Among Kanisky"

But, the 'A' slipped by; "all" would work nicely, I think.

The Half-hour Encapsulated: Monstrously Unhinged Plush People Entertain Theater-goers Sans Homosexual Older WASPs.

GH - General Hospital

Dateline - Domestic Abuse Tales Express Lives In Nefarious Endangerment

MOESHA - Making Our Effervescent Sisters Hard Asses

Maude: Mannish And Unapologetic Dame Eviscerates

Demented Addled Trolls Attacking Liberal Officials Using Nasty Geriatric Energy

SILVER SPOONS: So I’m Loaded, Voraciously Extracting Revenue. Screw People Over? Only Nicely, Sometimes

ER: Emergency Room

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER:

An Unfunny Bullshit Show That Ripped Off Another Unfunny Bullshit Show (Friends) That Millennials Can Gush Over With Their Memes.

GLEE = Gays and Lesbians Exist Everywhere

ALF - Alien Life Form

OP Nice game. So glad y’all didn’t listen to the untalented sourpusses sneering early on upthread.

FRIENDS - Filthy Rich Idiots Execute Nineties Dumb Sitcom

I LOVE LUCY: Islander Leers Over Vivian Eventually Like Ugly Coyote Yakuza.

R17 wins!

CSI - Cock-sucking Investigation (at least when George Eads and Eric Szmanda were on the set)

STAR TREK: Sincere Tales Argue Rhetoric To Remedy Eternal Kismet.

CALL ME KAT: Curiously Awful Leaden Lead Miserably Eviscerates Kneecapped Actors Totally

GOOD TIMES: Gloss Over Old Demeaning Tropes, It Makes Everyone Stars

Truly Weird Incestuous Nastiness Pervades Experimental Artsy-Kinky Show.

THE JEFFERSONS: Those Hateful Evil Jewish Fuckers Fucked Everyone. Regularly Scheduled Oligarchs Now Supremacists.

THE JEFFERSONS: Those Hateful Evil Jewish Elephant Fuckers Fucked Everyone. Regularly Scheduled Oligarchs Now Supremacists.

BATMAN: Burt, Adam Tell Multiple Anthology Narratives.

In all serious Norman Lear did do business with wop Rethug Jerry Perenchio who facilitated the buyout of Embassy Pictures.

WHAT’S HAPPENING!!: We Have a Tight Schedule; Have A Pizza Pie. Exercise? No, I Nosh Gladly!!

This Really Unveils Exciting Bodily Lusts Of Old Demons

SMALL WONDER: Suburban Man Attempts Logical Leap. Why? Only New Daughter’s Evidently Robotic

Silly Canadian Humour Is Trashy, Touching, Sometimes Cringeworthy; Really, Every Episode Kills

DIFF’RENT STROKES: Doesn’t It Feel Funny? Really Entertaining New Television Shows Turn Really Old, Kaput, Eventually Stinking

WANDAVISION: Wonderfully Amusing Nostalgia Doing Avengers Viewing Ironic Station In Oppressive Neverland.

ANIMANIACS: Animated Nutcases In Meshuggenah Adventures Now Inspiring Awful Comeback Show

The Only Moderately Amusing Network Daytime Jokey Entertainment that Rewarded Repeats in Youth

SESAME STREET: Stupid Elmo Speaks Annoyingly Mangled English, So Totally Ruined Entertaining Educational Television

Lovely Animal Simply Strolls In Everywhere

Who's The Boss - Working Housefrau Originates Sitcom To Have Enjoyment By One Sexy Stud

SMASH-Shit, My Acting Sucks Hard.

No, that sucks. This is more apt:

White

Heterosexual

Oligarchic

Stupidity.

Tiresome,

Hateful,

Embarassingly

Bad,

One

Stupid

Show

GROWING PAINS: Get Real. Only White Idiots Needed Garbage Programs Advertising Imbecilic Needless Schlock

SNL- Saturday Night Live

R63, that was good, despite what other assholes may think.

Thank you R68. I didn't respond to them because they are just troll, i'm just having fun. They suck

^ ^ that should be trolling. i got distracted.

RICK & MORTY: Really Inventive Cartoon Kills & Makes Ordinary Rules Truly Useless

This is my thread, so you're the troll, and your taste in men is shit as is your taste in TV shows.

ST. ELSEWHERE: Stop Telling Everyone Last Show’s Ending. Why? Hopefully, Every Reason’s Evident.

JEOPARDY: Jocund Entrants Offering Plausible Answers, Reaping Dollars Yonder

Charlie's Angels - Chicks Having A Role Investigating Everything Suspicious, Among Notorious Gangsters Eavesdropping LA Streets

forgot L

Charlie's Angels - Chicks Having A Role Like Investigating Everything Suspicious, Among Notorious Gangsters Eavesdropping LA Streets

Knots Landing

Karen never OKs The Shagging, Lets Abby Nosh Dick In Nefarious Gluttony

FULL HOUSE: Foolish, Unbelievable Life Lessons, Homophobia, Obnoxiously Ugly Stars. Eww!

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT: Amusing Right-wing Republican Entropy Saga That Ended Dreadfully, Despite Everyone’s Valiant Efforts, Love Of Public, Media Eventually Not Tenable

OZARK: Operatic Zealots Accountants Rednecks Killing

ONE DAY AT A TIME: Oh, Needy Enervating Divorcee, Arise! Yea, Ann Trounces All Teenage Ids, Male Egos

Female Lush Excites Arousal, Bangs Asexual Guy

Black Royal Infuriates Datalounge Gays, Evokes Racist Troll Outrage Nonsense

- or -

Boring Racist Idiots Deploy Geriatric Energy, Rant To Other Nitwits

Now do Star Trek Voyager for me...

THE FACTS OF LIFE: Teenage Housemates Eating Feelings And Crying To Scatterbrained Old Flibbertigibbet, Lesbianism Inferred, Feeding Eastland

Star Trek Voyager: Saintly Travelers Aren't Ready To Rudely Excise Kes Vindictively Over Younger Actress Generating Enormous Ratings

ROOTS = Real Obnoxious Ofay Owners Torturing Slaves

R87 BRAVO!!!

WELL DONE!!!

GLEE - Got Lousy, Eventually Ended

Maury = Meet All Ugly Repulsive Yokels.

Has DL favs The Golden Girls been done yet?

Is "Hot In Cleveland" even possible?

DREW - Druggie Recovered, Entertainment Whore

R92, see R7

R88, I don’t remember a show called “Rooots.”

SURVIVOR - Stupid Useless Rejects Vying In Vigorous Outdoor Races

THE SIMPSONS: Totally Hilarious Early Seasons In Marge’s Place, Stark Opposite Now Somehow

Hot In Cleveland - Housewives Outta Time In New City, Cougars Living Entirely Vacuous Existence, Los Angeles Now Dead

fixed

Hot In Cleveland - Housewives Outta Time In New City Living Entirely Vacuous Existence, Los Angeles Now Dead

Small marxist utopians run from semite.

These Hoes Espouse Vapid Insight Every Weekday.

POSE: Patronizingly Offered Several Emmys

R99 I luv it!!!

Well done!

Oh my GOWD!

[quote]These Hoes Espouse Vapid Insight Every Weekday.

Love it!

Take Hateful English Tart Acting Like Killer

THE CHEW: Tell Housewives "Eat Carbs, Have Expensive Weddings"

FOX NEWS: Fake Outraged Xenophobes Never Ever Will Stop

SEAN HANNITY: Seriously Enraging Asshole Needlessly Hawking Acidic Nonstop Nonsense Igniting Treasonous Yapping

American Neapolitan Girl Interferes Everywhere

Suzanne Has Everyone Surmising The Horrendous Eerie Supposition oh I give up. She may be the Sherriff but she’s not worth the time.

Gilligan’s Island

Grownups initially leave land in group and now sail in storm lucky adults none died

Brady Bunch:

Bros Rag And Dis Young Bitches Until Nanny Comes Home