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Are John Mulaney and Jake Gyllenhaal Fucking?

Oh yes, I think so!

by A little birdiereply 7805/04/2021

A cruel world, that something this hot could be occurring and we'll never get to see it for ourselves.

by A little birdiereply 103/17/2021

No gay man says "sucking off a rocking twink".

by A little birdiereply 203/17/2021

isn't Mulaney in rehab?

by A little birdiereply 303/17/2021

R2 who said that?

by A little birdiereply 403/17/2021

John Mulaney, R4.

by A little birdiereply 503/17/2021

We're going to need proof, OP,or at least some credible hearsay. Otherwise I can only assume you're just fantasizing.

by A little birdiereply 603/17/2021

I don’t think John Mulaney has any sort of sex. He looks too delicate.

by A little birdiereply 703/17/2021

CirCUMstantial evidence

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by A little birdiereply 803/17/2021

Jake is not sexy. He’s hairred with waxes, flat assa and Asperger eyes. His sister’s better at acting than he is, too.

by A little birdiereply 903/17/2021

Is Mulaney still in rehab? How could they be fucking?

by A little birdiereply 1003/17/2021

Mulaney is out of rehab as of three weeks ago.

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by A little birdiereply 1103/17/2021

True or not, it's certainly hot to think about.

by A little birdiereply 1203/17/2021

Gyllenhaal appeared (for no particular reason) when Mulaney hosted SNL on 2/29/20.

Check out the body language between those two.

by A little birdiereply 1303/17/2021

Which one goes up inside the other?

by A little birdiereply 1403/17/2021

[quote]His sister’s better at acting than he is, too.

No one has ever had anything bad to say about her acting.

I always thought she was great but she was stellar in The Honourable Woman a few years ago.

Jake wishes he could do what she does when it comes to acting.

by A little birdiereply 1503/17/2021

Didn't Jake have McBongo when he was still hot? This seems like a downgrade. But possibly an upgrade from Spidertwink.

You seem troubled, Jake. Let me comfort you.

by A little birdiereply 1603/18/2021

[quote]Gyllenhaal appeared (for no particular reason) when Mulaney hosted SNL on 2/29/20.

Because he was on the Sack Lunch Bunch with Mulaney, that's why.

by A little birdiereply 1703/18/2021

The Sack Lunch Bunch was released three months earlier. They weren’t promoting it.

by A little birdiereply 1803/18/2021

He had been on Fallon the night before SNL promoting the "Sack Lunch Bunch" r18.

You should know that because YOU linked to the video of Mulaney on Feb 28th, and you clearly know they appeared on SNL together on Feb 29th.

It was promoted as "sort of" a SLB reunion.

Cut it the fuck out.

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by A little birdiereply 1903/18/2021

Do they rub dongles together? Which one is bigger?

by A little birdiereply 2003/18/2021

"Do they rub dongles together? Which one is bigger?"

Obviously Jake, since Mulaney is Irish.

by A little birdiereply 2103/18/2021

[quote] flat assa and Asperger eyes.

R9 hahahahaha what? I have ASD (and a pancake ass), and I have never heard that expression. What do Aspie eyes even look like?

by A little birdiereply 2203/18/2021

[quote]isn't Mulaney in rehab?

A more important question is, Isn't Mulaney married to a woman?

by A little birdiereply 2303/18/2021

If this is true, then Jake must come on strong with his co-workers.

He has been linked to Austin Nichols (from Day After Tomorrow), Henry Cavill, Tom Holland, and now Mulaney.

I can't imagine Jake being this player-stud who seduces other guys, but hey... who knows?

by A little birdiereply 2403/18/2021

Mulaney, Tom Holland, Amy Schumer's husband, Tom Sturridge, just to name a few......

by A little birdiereply 2503/18/2021

Jake is hot. Mulaney is gross. I sincerely hope those two are not fucking one another.

by A little birdiereply 2603/18/2021
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by A little birdiereply 2703/18/2021

I remember Jake showed a screenshot of a text from Tom Holland on Instagram. I noticed rather than Tom, he was in Jake’s phone as T. Bae.

by A little birdiereply 2803/18/2021

Okay, so this story might be questionable, but the one thing that seems to be confirmed is that Jake Gyllenhaal is DEFINITELY gay. Right?

He's 41 years old, and still hasn't been credibly linked with any female.

For a Hollywood A/B-lister, that's very unusual.

But the stories of Jake being with guys, is totally off the charts.

Plus, wasn't there this hilarious video of Jake being a total showtune queen when he was younger? He was flaming it up!

by A little birdiereply 2903/18/2021

Is Mullini jealous?

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by A little birdiereply 3003/18/2021

R29 at this point in the timeline, I can’t tell anymore if Jake’s in a glass closet, or if insisting that he’s gay is just a DL Bit that’s become codified.

by A little birdiereply 3103/18/2021

I can picture it, and I like it.

by A little birdiereply 3203/18/2021
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by A little birdiereply 3303/18/2021

Reply 17 alleged HenryxJake info

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by A little birdiereply 3403/18/2021

Of course they are. Toothy is nailing John into his headboard next door as I type.

by A little birdiereply 3503/18/2021

Who is better at sucking ?

by A little birdiereply 3603/18/2021

John had been working on Pete Davidson for a couple years but Pete is obviously straight. Maybe Pete's rejection pushed John into the alcoholic/cocaine free fall that sent him into rehab.

by A little birdiereply 3703/18/2021

[quote]Who is better at sucking ?

John. He's been wanting it longer.

by A little birdiereply 3803/18/2021

Obligatory “Jack Nasty!”, since no-one else has said it yet.

Remember, every Jake thread requires one.

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by A little birdiereply 3903/18/2021

I hope so......it's makes a nice mind picture.....

by A little birdiereply 4003/18/2021

R37, so John is a closet case?

If he was hitting up Pete, it was probably because of the rumored big dick.

John sounds like a size queen whore!

Admittedly, Mulaney is very handsome. He and Jake would make a cute couple.

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by A little birdiereply 4103/18/2021

What does John Mulaney's wife - Annamarie Tendler - think about all this drama?

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by A little birdiereply 4203/18/2021

R42 “I am so sick of wearing the strap on!”

by A little birdiereply 4303/18/2021

So was along as John kept sober he was able to keep the Gay at bay, but once he tooted the nose candy and drank the JD all he wants was the big D?

by A little birdiereply 4403/18/2021

What John wants, r44, is to drink all of JG's big D.

by A little birdiereply 4503/18/2021

Is John fat now?

Replacing nose candy and booze with actual food, plus being put on psych drugs, can cause newly sober people to balloon.

by A little birdiereply 4603/18/2021

R46 speak for yourself, sweetie.

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by A little birdiereply 4703/18/2021

[quote] Are John Mulaney and Jake Gyllenhaal Fucking?

God, I hope so.

by A little birdiereply 4803/18/2021

[quote]The Sack Lunch Bunch was released three months earlier. They weren’t promoting it.

Sack Lunch Bunch was the only thing he had done in a while and since Netflix is on a streaming platform that can always attract new viewers, it's not uncommon for someone to continually promote a series from there.

Hell, he was having cast readthroughs and sharing art on instagram long after the show was out during the pandemic.

It's his baby.

by A little birdiereply 4903/18/2021

Jake is older and scruffier than John, so John can feel like the higher value mate for once, instead of pining for the younger straight Pete Davidson.

by A little birdiereply 5003/18/2021

R9 hairy with wax?

by A little birdiereply 5103/19/2021

I don't care how big his cock is, I find Pete Davidson totally undesirable. He looks like he smells of weed and 6 day old sweat. Madonna would ave him, just because of his dick size, but what man could stomach it?

by A little birdiereply 5203/21/2021

Has John announced his divorce yet?

by A little birdiereply 5303/21/2021

I am interested to hear what he has to say about the rehab. Must have been a crisis to go days before Christmas.

Maybe he needs new material for his standup? Most of his material seems to be about his childhood, which is very Millennial and deeply creepy. Millennials seem to have incredibly arrested development.

by A little birdiereply 5403/22/2021

I have posted this before but an old friend of mine worked for and was friends with Kristin Dunst. She told him that their relationship was fake and that Jake was gay.

by A little birdiereply 5503/22/2021

Jake seems real gay.

Mulaney is an odd duck. He’s fixated on his childhood, yet he has the mannerisms and speech patterns of an old man. I’m betting there’s a story there.

by A little birdiereply 5603/22/2021

I’m hoping they hook up and become one of those gay blogging couples, we lost so many of them this past year we really need some new ones. But not like that Taylor and Jeff, they’re turgid, more sweet like Blue and Matt or Zach and Alister.

by A little birdiereply 5703/22/2021
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by A little birdiereply 5803/22/2021

I hope so!

by A little birdiereply 5903/30/2021

Any Mulaney news?

Surely one of you NY bitches has seen him out and about?

by A little birdiereply 6003/30/2021

How can people this young, this independently wealthy and have the ability to live wherever they want STILL be closeted? Is is just cowardice? I don’t get Jake.

by A little birdiereply 6103/30/2021

Not only that, R49, as I linked earlier in the thread, there were articles about that very appearance that show it was absolutely without question about promoting the "Sack Lunch Bunch."

OP just made shit up to start a thread and then bailed when he started to lie to keep the thread going.

by A little birdiereply 6203/30/2021

Which one has the little birdie, OP?

by A little birdiereply 6303/30/2021

John Mulaney's body is a turn-off. He gives good face but then it all falls apart once the clothes are off. I don't think he has ever lifted anything besides a cup of coffee in his life.

by A little birdiereply 6403/30/2021

You're a turn-off, r64.

by A little birdiereply 6503/30/2021

I also think that he should work out a little but he is far from a turn-off

by A little birdiereply 6603/30/2021

Idk how Jake feels but John seems to have a crush.

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by A little birdiereply 6703/30/2021

Jake seems drunk in clip at r67.

by A little birdiereply 6803/30/2021

Sorry, meant John.

Maybe I’m drunk.

by A little birdiereply 6903/30/2021

Jake is closeted because could you imagine if he came out? It would be big like Ellen. He’ll come out when he stops getting the A list or blockbuster roles. Reese sure ran for the hills. Kirsten didn’t want it either... I haven’t heard of him having a beard in so many years...

by A little birdiereply 7003/30/2021

R68, he probably was drunk. Looks kinda puffy. I think he's been off the wagon for a while. In that video at 13:03 his friend kinda rats him out with that chugging pedialyte business. I've never known adults to do that unless they were really hungover.

by A little birdiereply 7103/30/2021

Can you imagine how incredibly tight John’s hole must be?

by A little birdiereply 7203/30/2021

He told us, R72.

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by A little birdiereply 7303/30/2021

[quote]Can you imagine how incredibly tight John’s hole must be?

Those were the days!

by A little birdiereply 7403/30/2021

Can their celeb couple name be "Mulanal?

by A little birdiereply 7503/30/2021

Celeb name is “Joke”

by A little birdiereply 7604/03/2021

Is this article about Mulaney?

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by A little birdiereply 7705/04/2021

John had a funny joke: "When I got a prostate exam my doctor kept both of his hands on my shoulders to comfort me. He's a great doctor."

by A little birdiereply 7805/04/2021
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