Let's Be a Cliché Data Lounge Post

I’m Helen Lawson.

Earrings....caftans

I'm a dead white bitch who was some kind of hollywood personality with a fake accent.

No one born after 1960 knows who the fuck I am.

I'm the OP who doesn't quite understand how to construct an effective "Let's Be" thread

I'm Ginny in Billing. I'm Mrs. Patsy Ramsey. I'm Patsy. Patsy Stone. I'm...

Scat

[quote] what else am leaving out?

Your hate, anger and self loathing. Oh, and your failure to unravel democracy.

Thanks for playing, Boris.

We are Harry and Meagan.....just let us go already

What about me?!?!?! I'm insulted!

david tyler muir!

Lizsha!

Everything was so much better when I was a kid in the 60s, 70s, or 80s! I loved it when homosexuality was considered a mental illness and people were dying of AIDS!

I'm sick of woke black people complaining about racism! But it's cool for me to complain about homophobia! Having liberal views on homosexuality is cool....but having liberal views on race is stifling political correctness!

Trans women are all straight men in dresses who want to rape women....but they're also gays who can't handle being gay!

Something trans!

Music today sucks....clichéd synthesized hits from the 80s are where it's at!

Everything today is so censored....now, if you'll excuse me, I have to watch a film from the 40s when sex, nudity, and swearing were completely banned from films!

I’m a reasoned and measured tone.

Who am I kidding? I’m the word “cunt”!

Oh please OP, we have had the "Full Harvest" of this topic when "Once Around the Garden" would have been sufficient.

Oh, how about a "Let's Be" thread? That's about as cliché as it gets...

LET'S BE.......

BRF

Janet

Turner Classic Movies

Tasteful friends

Theatre gossip

Roxanne Gay

"Lens" Dunham

Oh FFS OP and R18 - “cliche” is a noun, not an adjective.

You mean “cliched”.

I mispell and am under 40.

Pardun my redundency.

Clishay is my drag name.

Lucy! Mame! FOLLIES!

The Neglected Child Troll of r/Datalounge?

Datalounge is nothing but the same few dozen conversations over and over again, so yeah, let's make DL even more repetitive by listing the repetitive posts.

The "tasteful friends" threads....Once interesting but now they are like the time ABC put "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" on 5 times a week. Too many postings has watered down the brand.

Sows at the trough.

Eldergays, tell me about the casting of Barbra as Dolly. Was it controversial?

Mrs. Alfred Steele's Recipe Book and Household Hints (1957)

Cyd Charisse or Ann Miller?

[quote] Mrs. Alfred Steele's Recipe Book and Household Hints (1957)

I'm My Way of Life.

I’m “this will end in tears.”

My daughter was a cliche, she had to go

I’m 40-somethings listening to teenybopper music.

That woman that dressed as a gold statue during the Oscars

R36 I don’t know her

[R3] Corrine Calvet?

What about Shirley Bassey?

Instahoes and TikTokHoes.

R39 DAME Shirley Bassey!

...and she will ALWAYS be fabulous.

Something racist or transphobic.

What ethnicity is so-and-so?

Misogyny.

Armie Hammer

I knew a girl who was a Cliché Data Lounge Post. But then she died.

I am the boy with a puny cocklett, forced to service my father and his friends, condemned to do the farm chores in an Empire-waisted dress and muck boots.

Isn't this InstaHo hot?

Smiling!

Making butter!

In a chair!

He's another average white guy OP!

His left nipple is too large! I hate guys with large left nipples! Pass!!

Poolside with the boys!

Eating breakfast!

Where's the cock pic?

Does he present hole?

I like swarthy guys under five feet so pass!

Does he have an OnlyFans?

Beach day!

Leg day!

His right calf is too skinny! Yuck!

Go back to your parents basement R22

Compare Season Two to Season Four of a random sitcom from the 1970s that dozens of Eldergays seem to have memorized every line of.

Why won't Millennials (e.g., anyone under the age of 55) let me stare at their penises in the locker room?

This new technology is scary and frightening and will never work!

Good looking straight men we desperately want to believe are gay

Yet another 600 post fantasy about Hammer and Chalamet being secret gay lovers

My relatives/coworkers/neighbors are all Deplorables and I hate them

Creepy stalkery theads about a Z-list actor with an obsessed female fan base and some connection to homosexuality

R52 ALL hot guys are gay.

A moderately attractive right wing Republican I want to bottom for

I’m a stupid question.

I’m dying.

Am I dying?

An obviously fake post bragging about a sexual encounter I just had with an attractive well hung man

And obviously true post bragging about an encounter I just had with an attractive high calorie dessert

A Maiden Aunt Brigade post bemoaning flip-flops, men over 35 in denim and homes without doilies to protect the furniture.

Cut cocks.

Uncut cocks.

I'm a poster having a meltdown because R17 wrote "Full Harvest" when it's supposed to be "AUTUMN HARVEST". Original thread in the link below.

I am the word "verificatia" and other stupid words replacing -tion with -tia (like "populatia" or "consideratia").

DOILIES!! DOILIES!!

How very DARE YOU!!

They are anti-macassars.

Fraus

Things fraus eat for breakfast

Things fraus eat for lunch

Things fraus snack on

Things fraus eat for dinner

Things fraus eat late at nighjt

Things fraus have in their house

Things fraus say

Things fraus have in their cubes

Things fraus name their children

Things fraus put in their potato salad

Things fraus order in restaurants

Things fraus order in Starbucks

Things fraus do on vacation

Things fraus do in their cars

Things fraus stick in their vaginas

Things fraus don't stick in their vaginas

Lesbians

You're a pedo for posting a picture of someone under 45.

You're a RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAcist! for attacking a majority white nation with a long history of crimes against humanity.

Things We Imagine Rich People Still Do (with responses largely based on 1950s movies and 1980s "The Preppy Handbook")

Vitriolic Attacks On Successful Out Gay Actors

Women using this place as a battleground to squawk about Meghan Markle (pro AND anti).

Tell Me About [Popular Non-US Tourist Destination]

The real title of which should be:

Tell Me What [Popular Non-US Tourist Destination] Was Like When You Were There 30 Years Ago Because Obviously Nothing's Changed Since Then

What's The Best Flavor and Brand of Ice Cream?

(guaranteed to get hundreds of responses)

[quote]DId I leave anything out?

r48, you forgot "His eyes are too close together" and "His eyes are too far apart." Otherwise, perfect.

[quote] Earrings....caftans

With cak and graxy all over them because you type fat, you fat whore! You must be a Republican, Boris!

.

Encyclopedic knowledge of porn stars past and present, especially those from Sean Cody or Corbin Fisher.

****BREAKING**** news on your favorite Chaturbate or OnlyFans "star".

The requisite assumption that anyone who has the audacity to disagree with you on any subject, no matter how mundane, MUST be just as old as your parents, and thus should be given a friendly reminder of such (usually with "gramps" or a variant thereof).

[quote] Eldergays, tell me about the casting of Barbra as Dolly. Was it controversial?

At least Carol Channing didn't have to skip the country.

Yet Another Post About Chrissie Metz From A DLer Who Is Marginally Less Fat Than She Is

Post Pictures Of Gorgeous Gay Men Part 234, All Featuring An Obscure Model Named "Mister Justin Clynes"

Oh my gosh, can someone please explain this thing? I don't use Google, it's boring. I know that there are probably fifty articles and thinkpieces about this thing but I'm busy. Can someone please just manually type out an explanation of this thing and what its appeal is? I just literally don't get it and need another human to waste their time explaining this easily searchable thing to me.

Corn? Corn? When did I eat corn??

Does everyone find that straight men are just better in every way? Why are straight men so much better and why are all gay men evil?

[quote] Corn? Corn? When did I eat corn??

When I charmed the husks right off of it.

Questionable anal hygiene - Anne L. Lingus, MD

(Because fourth grade was such a hoot!)

Is he white?

Damn ethnic cleaning woman got rid of my nacreous layer of perma-cum!

Who Had Me Last Night??!

Hey transplants, here's another 16 year old on tiktok! He's Christian and I just blew five loads watching him do the mashed potato with his friends!

Used to be funny.....

Not enough dick

Way.Too.Easily.Offended

Not to mention Disappointment to a vast number of B, C, & D listers hoping for their potential rediscovery in the underground that used to be DL - instead they are passed over for the usual suspects - ah, if only there was a Love Boat.....

I’m the half-remembered ghosts of C.Z./Christopher Guest, Bebe Pailey/Newworth, and Slim Whitman; the fetid years of Truman Capote where fun.

Mary!!!!

Let's Post Boring Nudes of Bland Models!

I'll start:

*picture of random bohunk porn model with legs spread and underwear yanked to one side*

Caption: Opps just popped out

*picture of some boring ginger model wearing a green jockstrap*

Caption: OH WHEE MUST BE SAINT PATTY'S DAY I'LL HAVE SOME OF THEM LUCKY CHARMS! COME GET ME POT O' GOLD *WINK WINK* AWOOOOOOGA! *LICKS LIPS* *WAGS EYEBROWS*

1970s horror movies - namely The Shining, Halloween and The Exorcist

China bashing

Sexy Latinos

Big hairy guys in stained jockstraps

Lucy was going to, but Gary talked her out of it

SOJs

1960-90s soap operas

Darfur orphan

Connie fucking Francis

Anal bleeding, warts, bleaching, stains, discharge, hair/no hair

It's [bold]Babe Paley[/bold] and [bold]Bebe Neuwirth[/bold], r96.

Matt Damon's Manboobs

Barbra & Liza - As a gay teen, should I know who they are and like them?

James Franco is Gay !!

I'm In Love With My Straight Best Friend and I Don't Know What To Do !

The Dog Whistle Series:

Tell Me About Your First Sexual Experience = stealth pedo thread

Do You Do The Towel Dance At The Gym? = stealth voyeur thread

Something About Hasidim = stealth antisemite thread with multiple posts from the Half-Palestinian Troll

A Crime Committed By A Black Person = stealth racist thread

Bottoms: How Do You Douche? = stealth Erna thread

Hillary Clinton Just Tweeted = stealth Hillary-Hating thread

When will David Tyler come out?

Transphobic cisf@gg0ts blathering about transphobic cisf@gg0try