Which male celebrity, past or present, has the hairiest asshole?

Gross. Wax that shit.

Dom Deluise

Patrice Munsel!!!

Zac Efron, Alec Baldwin

I was going to say Alec Baldwin as well.

Alec Baldwin

Tom Selleck

Madonna. Oh, you said male.

Zachary Quinto. You have put on a weed whacker on your dick to enter.

Well, let me consult my Almanac of Male Celebrity Ass Hair, but if I remember correctly it's Wallace Beery.

Richard Chamberlain presented quite furry, and look at those hairy thighs, which are often a preview of what the hole holds.

Wilford Brimley

Elliot Page

MR . ED

Mandy Patinkin

You can ALL shut up.

I love hair assholes.

Not Zac Efron, R4.

He's not hairy. And even if he was, he would shave the shit out of his ass.

R9 is right. Zac Quinto is the one.

Also, maybe Tom Selleck.

Burt Reynolds when he was alive.

He's as furry as the rug he's laying on.

R16. No one said anything bad. You can still like 'em hairy.

Ricky Martin

Lin-Manuel Miranda

Jimmy Kimmel

Ben Affleck

Hugh Jackman

Elliott Gould

Frankly, I can't picture Zac Efron with an asshole. He seems too pristine for that shit.

What, exactly, is the purpose of hair around your asshole?

^^It's just secondary male characteristics. As cavemen, we were a lot hairier all over. Now, the hair is minimal although it remains in some areas compared to what we used to look like a few millennia ago. Some guys just have more hair than others based on genes, race and geographic location. Just like some guys have very hairy armpits compared to others who have less.

I'm guessing that Ari Melber is hairy down there.

The hairiest guys in the world are Mediterranean, op.

So there's your answer.

Jewish men, Turks, Greeks, Italians, French, Spaniards, North African.

Of course there are men in those cultures who aren't hairy, but in general Mediterranean men are hairy.

Adrian Grenier

Andy Garcia. Rosie said so.

No me. Mine is as smooth as a coondog's behind.

Seth Rogen

The more hair you have on your asshole the faster it irritates the skin around the hair. You can fuck guys longer the less hair they have there.

Lorenzo Lamas

Robin Williams, despite being dead.

Bob Hoskins

Freddiie Mercury

Jon bon jovi

Fuck you, you skankin' fatherless pig.

Stop obsessing on Alec Baldwin, you envious loser!

Ugh! Just gotta obsesses w/not being white, light eyed & fair skinned

Quite the "white adjacent" complex

That tomahawk in your back? I L O V E to twist it

Especially when it comes down to that late old crackwhore who was your mom

The Canarsie crowd GETS this

The DATALOUNGE is back everyone!

George Stephanopoulos

Eli Roth

Clint Walker. He was always shirtless but never saw him in a bathing suit so don't know if his legs were hairy too.

Ernie Borgnine

Rin Tin Tin.

Bea Arthur

Do you suppose Cary Grant had a butthole?

Chewbacca

King Kong

Christina Onassis

Paddy O'Brian.

r24, he puts golf balls up his ass, that's hardly pristine.

Martin Luther King Jr.

Bobby Kennedy

With Jack Kennedy taking it up the shitter from Joe DiMaggio

Adrien Brody

[quote]The more hair you have on your asshole the faster it irritates the skin around the hair. You can fuck guys longer the less hair they have there.

I have all of the hair and none of that problem.

Could someone please answer my query about Cary Grant?

KONG, King

Oliver Jackson-Cohen

Jake

I'm pretty sure Henry Cavill has a hairy hole.

ARMIE!

Timmy.

Helen Hayes First Lady of the American Theatre

I want to throw Velcro balls at it and see if they stick!

Not Zac Efron, He's not hairy....

Wha...wha.. what?

R65 I still refuse to believe he has an asshole.

On another thread (can’t remember which) I posted the other day that I was staying at The Palm in Vegas two summers ago. Zac Efron and his brother were staying there also. In the kick ass gym they had, I was changing in the locker room. Saw zac’s brother changing. Very fuzzy ass cheeks and thick forest in the crack. That was his brother. Did not get to see Zac. Oh well.

r47 / r56 Yes, he does.

I think that R65 is photoshopped.

I have never seen Zac with a hairy chest. Ever.

Here...

Here...

Here....

All smooth.

Bradley Cooper must be hairy down there too

Zac is not hairy.

R47, those pants are pretty expressive.

Love eating a hairy ass, omg, my mouth is watering for OP's photo

Chester A. Arthur

Lately, I've been on a Cary Grant binge. I hope he never had an asshole or farted or pooped. He's just so perfect.

Cousin It

R47 Thanks for the video of Cary Grant. I always love to see a man in suit pants bend over..

Andy Garcia

R69 Zac didn't manscape (much) for Down to Earth.

Seth Green

Sasha baron cohen

Scott Bakula.

Charlie Cox.

The great big fat man from Borat

Nev Schulman, besides the chest, look at those hairy legs.

Kim Kardashian

Jamie Farr had a Lebanese rug going on back there.

R1 I would never eat a waxed asshole. Are you sure you're not transgender?

Mexican actor/singer Alejandro Fernandez. SO sexy and hairy, I know his whole ass is covered in fur.

Official Heterosexual Sam Heughan.

Henry Cavill

My God, this whole thread gave me a hard-on and now I have to jack !

Alec Baldwin said on an interview that he had some gay manager who asked him if his ass was as hairy ass his chest. I think Alec fired him but never answer the question

Stretching the definition of celebrity....

H Jon Benjamin

Cher

Julianne Moore, seriously.

James Caan. Same with his hot son, Scott.

Lens.

Demi Moore