What’s the biggest dildo that you own?

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Is your friend breaking it in for you and is it dishwasher proof?

That's nice, Senator Graham

Pssst! Crisco, OP.

The Shane Diesel dildo. I wish they wouldn't have enlarged it, he's already got a huge dick. I've always hated it when studios like Falcon would do this with theirs.

R5 That explains why my Jesse Santana dildo is a lot bigger than the real Jesse Santana

R5 yeah I agree - I have a few porn star dildoes and it's obvious that they have scaled them up, which kind of defeats the purpose for me - if I get one that's moulded off a real porn star, I want to feel it as it would be in real life.

The biggest one I've got is probably the TitanMen one moulded from Marco Blaze, which is apparently 30% enlarged from the real thing (which is already big enough). I can take it but as a very infrequent bottom, it takes a while to get there and I can't take it for long. If it was actually life size I'd prefer it - he retired from porn a long time ago but I still think he's got the best dick in porn ever.

“That’s what Friends’ holes are for!”

I had a Kris Lord one that I could take easily during my slut days. I was afraid of graduating to traffic cones so I retired it a few years back.

Took a little while, but I can once again fart a high C...

I bought the cutler x dildo and they enlarged it, felt pointless spending all that money on something that and it isn't life like.

Years ago a fuck buddy called me, asked if I could visit, I agreed. I get to his place and he tells me a dildo he ordered had a arrived. I really don't care, dildos aren't my thing. He shows me his Johnny Hazzard dildo and says, "This is the same size as your cock." Now, I gotta admit I was surprised... I knew I was hung, but looking at that dildo and holding it, all I could think was, "damn, I am hung."

Serious ego boost.

I love sex toys

[quote]My eyes were bigger than my hole.

I so doubt this.

All porn star dildoes should come in two sizes minimum - the real life equivalent and a scaled up version for the bucket-butts.

Lol r11. That is all.

They should make a dildo replica of rafael alencar. That would be hot.

I don't' like them--they feel so impersonal

Doc Johnson did a range of Super hero themed dildos. I got the Batman one. The Hulk and Thor one looked fun too.

Mine is wider than he is tall, and he is orange!

I've met some of these porn performers in person, and have seen their fully erect dicks first hand. It's so annoying when companies producing their molded replica dildos enlarge and/or modify them. Even Fleshjack does this to some extent, though not as bad as some other companies like Doc Johnson, Falcon, Titanmen and such.

I recently ordered the Cyrus King dildo from Hankey's Toys a couple of months ago, and even their smallest size was obviously enlarged. If I'm paying $130 for a dildo, at least offer an accurately life sized version.

Dildo people problems...

I can't remeber the exact size, but it was two years ago and it gave me a GRAND MAUL SEIZURE!!!

R2 I can say for 100% certainty that the answer to one of those questions is “Yes”.

You need those drugs they put sexual offender pedophiles on.

YOU NEED CHEMICAL CASTRATION

is what you need. Either that or scarf/doorknob

Hurry & choose one bc they're coming for you

I ALWAYS win!

I don't know how big it was but it's still up there somewhere.

17"???? Good lord! You are a bunch of stretched out HOES!

Nothing larger than the size of an almond goes up my tootie!

Over 7” girth and no I can’t take all of it. Feels amazing. My prostate is not super sensitive so this works wonders!

[quote] Nothing larger than the size of an almond goes up my tootie!

Nothing but an almond could tolerate the stench

My husband.

[quote]Is your friend breaking it in for you and is it dishwasher proof?

It's not so much the dildo that wants "breaking in" as OP's hole. And I couldn't guess if that was dishwasher proof.

Back when I was a teenager, I fell in love with a baseball bat. I shoved it up my ass as it would go...dry.

It was a great way to pull my pud.

Ah for the good ole days.

I have a Mike Branson and Kris Lord that I rotate. I recently got a Chad White, but I don't like the material it is made of. It feels weird to me.

I would jizz even putting my hand on a Mike Branson.

I have the same problem with pie. Eyes bigger than my hole.

I learned the size matters less than the power of the vibrating function.

My boss hog

I like your big black dildo, OP.

Yeah I used a small baseball bat, too when I was in high school. It fucking felt good. And I used to take all my belts and strap them tight around my torso, intertwining them. I was a kinky gayling.