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I need Dorothy Zbornak to punch up my resume too

She was able to work magic with helping Rose get an interview for a hospital administrator position by flowering her resume with lies.

Dorothy: Now, let's see. Graduated top of your class. Intensive post-graduate study. Thirty-two years with the same employer until you moved to Miami. Currently seeking work in the private sector. Voilà. This is the resume of a potential hospital administrator.

Rose: Well, I don't know if I can pull it off, but I'm willing to try.

by Anonymousreply 11November 28, 2021 11:50 PM

I just want Dorothy to punch me.

by Anonymousreply 1March 15, 2021 6:26 PM

Rose didn’t have any skills outside of farm and house work yet was a “grief counselor”, a consumer affairs tv show producer and applied for the hospital administrator position. Baffling huh?

by Anonymousreply 2March 15, 2021 6:26 PM

It was the '80s.

by Anonymousreply 3March 15, 2021 6:32 PM

[quote]Rose didn’t have any skills outside of farm and house work yet was a “grief counselor”

The grief counselor was probably volunteer. It's like what Louise Jefferson was doing at "The Help Center" or other people do at suicide hotlines. You have to take a training class, but these types of places are always looking for volunteers.

I know after 9/11, the Salvation Army and many churches in NYC were using volunteers to assist people with counseling.

by Anonymousreply 4March 15, 2021 6:32 PM

Didn't Rose end up working as a waitress at a greasy cafe with her disingenuous CV? Before she went right back to the grief centre when the writers forgot the plot point.

by Anonymousreply 5March 15, 2021 6:33 PM

My friend did that for her husband and he ended up getting fired.

by Anonymousreply 6March 15, 2021 6:38 PM

It will never work. Job recruiter software identifies that shit on resumes and spits it out.

by Anonymousreply 7March 15, 2021 6:47 PM

Don't forget that bus of schoolchildren, OP!

Add that and you're bound to get any job you apply for.

by Anonymousreply 8March 15, 2021 6:57 PM

That was Dorothy at her dumbest. That scene makes no sense and is one of my least favorite moments on the show.

by Anonymousreply 9March 15, 2021 7:32 PM

R9 it happened let’s face fact

by Anonymousreply 10March 15, 2021 7:39 PM

My resume is ancient

by Anonymousreply 11November 28, 2021 11:50 PM
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