Jonathan Lockwood is Mr. Stepford GOP

What the fuck is this plastic-looking thing? Why are his lips made out of candle wax?

Terrible surgeries.

We’ll push just as much woke horseshit as the Democrats, but we’ll also cut taxes for the super wealthy!

What is with that single stray lock of hair alluringly hanging down by his right eyebrow? Does it bring all the boys to his yard?

I wonder what his skin routine is?

I'd swear that was a woman. Rachael Maddow looks more masculine than him.

I gotta give this ho his due, his eyeliner game is strong. It’s there but very natural and feminine. His lipliner game though, F-minus. Someone tell him chola lips circa 1994 are sooooo over.

How old is she?

Is he a gay?

Yes

Trans is beautiful!

[quote]Is he a gay?

Doubt it. That is the perfect picture of masculinity.

I love his hair piece.

The picture at the OP made me wonder if he was real or CGI.

He’s a winner.

Who's got his Grindr nudes?

does he have a rubber face?

He looks refreshed!

[quote]Who's got his Grindr nudes?

Right here:

I think those are fillers!

Who is this gorgeous young woman, and why is her name Jonathan?

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's....applied with a trowel.

Did Roger Stone tap that?

Definitely a resident of Uncanny Valley.

What is she? Who was she? What does she hope to be?

Well I never in allllllllllllll my life!

My god, he makes Kushner look almost human

@r4, "What is with that single stray lock of hair alluringly hanging down by his right eyebrow? Does it bring all the boys to his yard? "

You pull that to make him talk

For a moment, I thought it was a picture of Liza in "Victor/Victoria".

Are we sure that isn't James Charles in no-makeup makeup?

He’s pretty. More men should use makeup.

Still can’t hide his ugly soul, though.

He has EXTREMELY gay lips.

OP’s photo looks like a Madame Tussaud’s wax sculpture.

Yes, gay Donald Duck lips!

David Gest is a Republican in Colorado?

Jesus - another gay sucking up to the GOP.

No wonder he looks so damaged.

Does he even need to take estrogen before he fully transitions?

I don't know who she is but this is not going to age well. Wigs, filler, paraffin and silicone is in her future.

Not the Human Ken Doll, again!

[quote] Jesus - another gay sucking up to the GOP.

Is there any proof he’s gay? Don’t go by stereotypes.

He’s gay, R39.

Just another transvestite.

I'm creeped out by looking at him--he seems only lifelike, not actually human or flesh. He must live in the Uncanny Valley.

So - he's a Koch funded smear campaigner. He originally went to school for fashion design and switched to PR. When he graduated, the economy was bad and befriended the daughter of arch conservatives.

How can he look at himself in the mirror each day?

And totally no sense of awareness - completely tone-deaf.

[quote] He’s gay

Could’ve fooled me.

If your own Jonathan Lockwood wears out, you can always go to the store to buy another!

She looks tremendous.

That stray lock of hair seems to be his trademark.

Those are def some strong filters on his face in OP making him look like anime.

I'm not the prettiest boy at the party, but I'd much rather be human than look like this or the human ken doll guy

Attention whore. Onlyfems, I mean fans, in his(?) future.

He shares the same creepy doll look as Jared Kushner

Always his left side, never the right.

^ Someone should market a line of Creepy GOP guy dolls

He’s almost human in this one.

I don't know of him.

Damn, this guy makes Lindsey Graham look like Rambo

She need to quit

Is he transitioning, to human?

R59 science hasn't reached those heights quite yet

Jared and this guy both use the same creepy doll plastic surgeon

She puts the man in mannequin.

Not a very convincing disguise. There has to be a scaly, green alien underneath that mask. If it's actually human, that's even more terrifying.

You must see and hear Miss Lickwood in 2014, prior to The Blossoming.

^ He looks much better there

Amazingly, he has already written an autobiography. You can buy it on Amazon

Where was he placed at Hogwarts?

Ugh I hate libertarians almost as much as SJWs.

Why do you hate libertarians almost as much as SJWs, R68. Are they similar?

That "thing" has to be FTM. I have never seen such gay face from space in my fucking life.

She must do a lot of meth to crank out so much propaganda.

Well, he’s ready for Halloween.

Obviously not everyones cup of tea, but I think he's cute.

Thank R40, I wasnt sure. Thats how bad my gaydar is

It lives.

Have you been tested for COVID, v8fairy? Losing your sense of taste is one of the dead giveaway symptoms.

R53: just like Miss Claudette Colbert!

Forever insecure about the diagonal nose, R53. The slicing and dicing will continue until the pool of American doctors willing to work on it has been depleted and then the trips to Turkey, Thailand, and India will begin.

Still, it will never appear straight or small enough in madam’s mirror. Sad!

Terrible clothing, hideous style

Clearly a victime of body dysmorphia, to be relegated to freak shows along with the Human Ken Doll and Joan Van Ark.

He looks ok in R77’s post. Lots of Botox on the forehead.

He would have looked fine if he had just let himself grow into a man. the same with Human Ken.

I wonder if its Alam's future.

I saw an early documentary where Alam is with his family. His family is DARK. Alam is completely bleached, layered smooth, and the face is reworked.

(Well, this thread does seem to illustrate the stereotype that Datalounge does love persecute homosexuals merely based on their appearance)

His plastic surgeon is one of the reason's I'm not 100% sold on getting rid of the death penalty.

Red eye shadow, green mascara...

blech...she’s too much.

R84 That thing is creepy inside and out.

Bitch is stealing Milo's act.

And his candidacy is going nowhere.

Best thing for him really.

Log Cabin Republicans should be beaten to death with logs.

Starting my Halloween costume early.

The correct term is "Log Cave In Republicans".

He looks like that kunty kween Jeff. Same fake catfish lips.

R92 - exactly. They've been able to make SO many inroads into Republican policies for gays and lesbians. Thank god for all their service - we can thank them for the Republican party's stance of openness to gays and lesbians.

It's been amazing to see how effective their advocacy has been the last 30 years.

Is that the result of gene splicing Michael Jackson and Kurt from "Glee"?

Bless his heart - he thinks the reason so many hate him is because he’s gay. No dear, that’s not why.

r96 - his fellow Repugs probably do hate him for being gay

He makes us all look bad.

R69 I don’t know if they’re similar. To me they’re both effete ideologies. Like the libertarian kid is the one who thinks he can win an argument on a technicality. But society could never actually function that way. They’re both top down ideologies to me where I prefer bottom up.

He looks like a wax figure. Creepy as shit.

Guuuuurrrrrrlllll!!!!!!!

He would make a good android for the next Star Trek spinoff.

Wtf. Why is he so greazy looking?

Jonathan Lockwood is a next generation Log Cabin self-hating Repig apologist douchebag.

I wonder if it actually has sex ? It must be nigh impossible for it to find an actual human willing to fuck it.

WHAT is that THING?!

🤢 🤮🤢 🤮

Is the facial hair real?