Jesse Tyler Ferguson is raising his son to be “gay until he decides he’s straight”

I thought you gurls said his BF was going to run - doesn't look like it, does it?

My mind turned to "Jesse Tyler Ferugson" into "Jay R. Ferguson," ex-member of the Pussy Posse. JTF makes much more sense.

For some reason he has a cookbook out. It did amuse me that his celeb friends are posting about the gift packs he sent along with a copy of the book - I guess they don't like him enough to mention the book unless there's something in it for them?

Watch the oh-so-accepting heteros lose their shit at this.

This is why... oh, who cares

Glad to see it's a choice in JTF's world.

What's the big deal?

Exactly. How the fuck do you raise your child to be gay? What kind of bedtime stories does this entail reading to the poor kid? I think JTF is just being ironic and perverse.

I presume he asks if fellow kids are "your boyfriend" instead of "your girlfriend" like those heterosexuals do.

[quote] I thought you gurls said his BF was going to run - doesn't look like it, does it?

That's because being married to the minge has allowed him to go from schoolteacher to film producer. And he likes being a near celebrity. If he leaves Ferguson, then he won't get any more invitations from Don Loper to come model eveningwear.

Why not raise him to be a good kid and let him figure out his sexuality. We've been doing it like that...forever.

They probably read “A Day in the Life of Marlon Bundo“ to the child, every night before bed.

Honestly, the more that I think about it, I'm damn grateful they said gay and not "queer."

It's a delight to get something positive from you, r13.

Maybe this was said with humor but since the whole world's gone aspies and humorless (or just stupidly woke)...

It was said with humor and a knock on all the " Gay is a choice" assholes.

Jesse Tyler Ferguson is a real cornpone holler kind of name.

Good. Honestly, I have trouble believing gay parents can actually love their str@ight children. I wouldn't.

"Why not raise him to be a good kid and let him figure out his sexuality. We've been doing it like that...forever."

Who is this "we" you speak of?

Certainly not heterosexuals. Pretty sure they have a several millennia history of homophobia.

Who raises their child wondering where they’d like to put their dick?

R20, all those parents who take it for granted their kid is straight, and react with hostility when he turns out gay.

Are they having sexy time with their boy like Dan Savage and Terry Miller did? I disapprove. Have you seen Jess Tyler Fergie in his undershirt? Stop traumatizing children.

Yes R13.

R1, Where is his murdering husband going to go?

Is it just me, or does this sounding like you are just asking for a visit and investigation from CPS?

Nobody's business but theirs.

[quote] For some reason he has a cookbook out. It did amuse me that his celeb friends are posting about the gift packs he sent along with a copy of the book

I do this too. Business cards are so 20rh century.

Interesting idea. I’d go with it.

Gay? LOL.

His kid won't even know what "gay" is by the time he's fucking front holes.

[quote] Honestly, I have trouble believing gay parents can actually love their str@ight children. I wouldn't.

It's obvious that your psycho-social development is severely arrested.

Am am I on DL or FreeRepublic? Yikes thus thread is on huge piece of self loathing homophobic mess. I'm sure some of it is of course but certainly not all.

And that is the dumbest thing I've read I'm quite some time r11. Kids are raised assumed they are straight and are pushed into heterosexuality. What the fuck are some of you talking about?

Also, I eat shit!

What does that even fucking mean?

If you watch the clip he was clearly joking - said something along the lines of he’s making the baby listen to show tunes therefore the baby is gay until proven otherwise LOLOLOL.

That being said, him whoring out this baby on social media for corporate sponsorships and now putting out some cookbook... barf. doesn’t this bitch have enough money from modern family to last him a lifetime? Does he really need the extra cash?

Why do gay men always purchase their designer babies in the boy model?

[Quote] doesn’t this bitch have enough money from modern family to last him a lifetime? Does he really need the extra cash?

You think he should live off his savings rather than find and maintain multiple income streams?

[quote]Why do gay men always purchase their designer babies in the boy model?

lol! I love Datalounge. Hates gays. Loves trans.

Datalounge hates everyone, hon.

Of the kids I know raised by gay parents practically all the girls are bisexual/queer and only half the boys are straight, so he's probably not wrong.