The New York Times confirms: Josh Hawley is a SISTER!

We don't want her

He's a male preying mantis, the sort that eventually gets its stupid head ripped off by a female.

This is basically outing him.

Sure, Jan

LMAO...I read that this morning and was like, “Hmmmm.”

This was the other side of the poster:

News Alert: Josh Hawley gets married to a woman "he's crazy in love with"

Breaking: Josh Hawley Reveals Adopted 19yo Son, Chestor

Who's had him. Spill, bitches. YourMillennialFriend? Surely...?

What's the desire to try to make every evil douchebag part of our team rather than the straights....?

Out and Proud Pete vs. Closet Case Hawley for president - who'd win?

Is that why he only takes me from behind.. in the dark?

Not THERE, you idiot!

“YOU! ....are a SISTER! A SISTER! A SISTER!”

Who's he dating? I want pics.

I was that poster.

Hey OP, not everyone who had hot shirtless male posters in their dorm at Stanford was necessarily gay!

Why get married? La Senatrice has gotten away with the pretense of heterosexuality for years.

[quote] What's the desire to try to make every evil douchebag part of our team rather than the straights....?

Why do you think it’s a “desire”? Hawley just *seems* gay. This information about the poster he hung ABOVE HIS BED makes it more likely that he is indeed a closet case. Whether you like it or not.

I've noticed that when someone seems to be anti-gay, the worst accusation that datalounge can make is that they're also gay and won't admit it. I would hope that they weren't gay.

The worst thing here is OP calling him a “SISTER”

He's incapable of sexuality. He has neither male nor female genitalia -- only a smooth, plastic bump down there.

[quote]This information about the poster he hung ABOVE HIS BED makes it more likely that he is indeed a closet case.

Not a poster I'd have hung on my dorm wall when I was an *actual* closet case.

R7, he's already married. To a right wing lawyer. Female, that is.

[quote] To a right wing lawyer. Female, that is.

Questionable.

Closet cases hang posters like that and then justify them with stories like the one Hawley told. There is no reason for him to hang a poster of a hot, shirtless guy cradling a baby if his intention was just to... affirm his stance on abortion (?). He could have just hung a poster of a baby, without the guy.

I had not-yet-out friends like that in junior/senior high who would do things like this.

Apparently the picture is quite famous. The model is named Adam Perry.

SHE should have been aborted.

I'm much more shocked that Josh Hawley went to Stanford.

He's a blithering idiot.

oh how creepy

Why are so many people obsessed with abortion? I work with someone and that is all she talks about

She spends the rest of her time complaining about minorities

Homophobes are often closet cases.

[quote] Why are so many people obsessed with abortion? I work with someone and that is all she talks about

It’s bizarre, isn’t it. As best as I can tell, it’s indicative of a childish mindset. The same people can’t accept that there’s no life after death, so they insist on believing in fairy tales. They can’t accept that not every potential human life can come to fruition, for various reasons. They’re emotional in a rather juvenile way, and can’t think logically, can’t accept the harsh realities of life.

I for one cannot imagine wanting there to be MORE humans on this planet. There are already way, way too many. More abortions, please.

Even at the age of 19/20 he wanted to interfere in people's lives

I'm pro choice r32 but I think your hypothesis is a very big stretch of guesswork psychology to be honest.Drawing up the wrong dots and making a caricature. There will be lots of people who are pro choice who are neither atheists or doubtful of the afterlife or soul etc

Your analysis is a tad oversimplified.

Can we return faulty goods please?

I think it’s Freudian and basically an extension of castration anxiety. The fetus is simply a substitution of the phallus and men are horrified that the woman is capable of willingly castrating (aborting).

The poster Hawley hung in his room is Freudian itself, with the man essentially cradling a phallus substitute in his lap.

[quote]I had not-yet-out friends like that in junior/senior high who would do things like this. -R26

Yyyyyyep. Things like hanging this guy on the wall to inspire one's...workouts.

r36 Or a subliminal deeply buried desire to become a gay dad?

Did anyone ever think he visualized himself as the model? This was his vision board.

A lot of these 80s beefcake posters are subliminally Freudian in addition to overtly sexual. Fred with Tires famously suggests a penis and two testicles.

A male abortion model

Maybe he visualized getting fucked by the dad model and giving birth to their baby. Uterus thirsty!

And Bruce Weber’s Calvin Klein photos are full of phallic references in addition to the actual bulges

[quote] I for one cannot imagine wanting there to be MORE humans on this planet.

And then not wanting to take care of the ones who are already here.

Was he masterbating to the model or the baby?

He is such a creep ....who the fuck cares about abortion when you're 19 or 20?

Reading a few articles about him makes me think he grew up feeling out of place since he and his family were wealthier and better educated than the community as a whole.

I have a relative who is fiercely anti-abortion and emulates the Faux Noise blowup doll look in spite of obvious contradictions in her background. What I didn't learn until we were past middle age is that she had a horrible childhood including possibly sexual abuse. Once I looked at it from that angle, everything made much more sense: she uses religion as a bridge to "fit in" and find a supportive community, but also to create a framework where she can pretend there is a defined boundary between "right and wrong"

The baby is used as a substitute phallus because women are conditioned (especially back on the 80s) to be ashamed/afraid to desire overt phallousness. Thus also would lie its appeal to a closeted gay man.

He's just mad cause he can't have a butt baby. He's in heat but his ovaries are dried up

He's always been a creepy guy; he wrote article in high school, lecturing everyone about right & wrong. I think it's a control thing with people like that: the world is divided into goodies & baddies. Goodies must use any tactic necessary to punish baddies because they deserve it and are outside of God's love. Goodies can do no wrong because God loves them unconditionally. The end.

He feels great shame for his predisposition for “wrongness” (his homosexuality) which propels his self-righteousness.

R40, that's exactly what I was thinking. He seems very narcissistic and could use the poster as a visualization of himself as a father and gorgeous he-man.

Move over Lindsey - there's a new Belle of the Senate!

^^Someone needs to use the ReFace app on Miss Hawley.

The New Belle of the Senate has big, firm tits, bright eyes, and an a masc freshness.

All of which are sadly lacking in Lady G.

[quote]I think it's a control thing with people like that: the world is divided into goodies & baddies.

Boring!

Oh dear

Lady G, I’d like to introduce you to our newest member, Lady J!

My armchair psychology theory: Hawley grew up in a loveless home (just like Trump) and aches for love and approval from daddy. Hence, being a conservative, opportunistic sociopath trying to make daddy proud.

This slack jawed Missouri mouth-breather extraordinaire needs to remain in his closet. I hope it's a spacious walk-in.

The best part of the Wkipedia article cited at R27 is "Perry [the model] claimed that as a result of his poster fame he had slept with 3,000 women. "

Maybe he is just staunchly pro-life. Sex dreams aren’t really about sex at all, and waking up with an erection is perfectly normal, especially at that age. It had nothing to do with the poster.

I had a sex dream the other night, r63, that was influenced by something I'd read that day on Datalounge. Some guy broke up with an otherwise acceptable, and apparently quite lovely, guy because his tongue was too thin. In my dream, my guy's dick was so thin, it was almost flat.

[quote]Why get married? La Senatrice has gotten away with the pretense of heterosexuality for years.

Nobody believes for a minute that Lindsey is straight, so I don't think he's really "gotten away with the pretense of heterosexuality."

Maybe R60

But very different responses

Hawley never seems to have had any fun in his life.

You read the article and no one remembers his sense of humor or hanging out or going on Spring Break with him or anything. Just "serious guy who might have been a history professor and then became a professor and then a cold blooded politician."

Even Secretary Pete's friends remember him doing nerdy fun things like curating their scotch collection or learning Norwegian for the hell of it.

Hawley seems more like he wanted to please mommy, who I thought went to Stanford (maybe grad school?) which was why he got in there.

Key piece though is that Hawley is uncomfortable with crowds and doing things like diner meet and greets. That is not going to help him win over the masses who vote for Trump.

And yes, closeted guys notoriously wrap themselves up in work and school and seriousness so as not to have time for dating. And his wife was literally straight off the farm.

I second R17.

I love seeing Fred with Tires. Here's an alternate pic from that shoot.

Actually I think he is the product of a narcissistic mother rather than a narcissistic father r60. I remember reading an article about profile about how he was a parrot of his mother’s political views as a youth. Thus he learned to hate himself in order to please his mother.

Those Herb Ritts / Bruce Weber posters did not hang in straight dudes' rooms either at home or at their dorm.

[quote] Thus he learned to hate himself in order to please his mother.

Norma/Norman Bates dynamic?

*Manically yells “I hate myself!” while whacking it to two dudes fucking*

Liberace never found the right gal and settled down. I'm just glad Josh found his soul mate in Erin before he got too old.

Someone's trying to make sure that the Deplorables will never warm up to him.

[quote] [R40], that's exactly what I was thinking. He seems very narcissistic and could use the poster as a visualization of himself as a father and gorgeous he-man.

Yes, he could, but it’s far more likely he was and is just a closeted homosexual.

I want someone to do a ReFace with Lady G, Lady J and Lady Gaetz as the Lawrence Welk sisters from SNL.

Question is, who has had him? Someone must have a story about this guy. He must have slipped and gave in at least one time in his life. Someone knows something!

R75 The Deplorables won't embrace Hawley. He's not an alpha, macho tough guy or a pig braggart like the Rumpster. They prefer fascists like coup conspirator Doug Mastriano of Pennsylvania.

For someone so focussed on his studies and avoiding socializing such a poster seems quite out of character.

R66 yes, and he reminds me of Paul Ryan, who said he dreamed about ending Soc Sec in college

[quote] I've noticed that when someone seems to be anti-gay, the worst accusation that datalounge can make is that they're also gay and won't admit it. I would hope that they weren't gay.

I still 'hope' Aaron Schock is not gay. I want him to be NOT gay even more than his father and that teal belt want it.

[quote]I still 'hope' Aaron Schock is not gay. I want him to be NOT gay even more than his father and that teal belt want it.

Have you been in a long-term coma?

[quote]That ship is sailed . . . to Puerto Vallarta

With first mate Alec Rugo

[quote] That ship is sailed . . .

Is it the Ship of Fools?

Why has no one yet commented that Josh has a horrible nosejob. That's gay too, right?

I have some Bruce Weber shots posted in my bedroom, but it's only because I'm a photography buff who appreciates the arts!

Srsly

There's narcissism and then there's cluelessness.

Plus I can't imagine that the other kids in the dorm didn't draw their own conclusions about that poster.

I mean they remembered it years later, so it clearly made an impression.

[quote]I'm much more shocked that Josh Hawley went to Stanford. He's a blithering idiot.

I'm sure he pulled strings, but Stanford + Yale Law School + clerked for Chief Justice Roberts is not a career path open to idiots.

He has a very high opinion of himself so my guess is that he wasn't lusting after the guy in the poster but thinks of himself as a hot guy who should be on a poster and identified with the model.

Undeniable BDF.

^^Eunuch-face

LOL The Angry Staffer finally says what we all here on the DL have known for decades.

R90, more like "Dorky White Guy" face

Guys, it's right there in his IG handle. "Josh Hawley Mo".

Donald, he only has one ball,

Miller, has two but very small,

Kushner has something bushier,

But Hawley has no balls at all.

Lmao r95. Touché.

What's the excuse for a guy his age to even be closeted anymore?

[quote]He has neither male nor female genitalia -- only a smooth, plastic bump down there.

This is how I imagine Mike Pence.

R98, Aaron Schock didn't come out until like 5 seconds ago so maybe ask him

R98, some of those Xennial bros were major homophobes in high school and well into college. The pejorative "that's so gay" insult didn't exist back then without a reason.

how shady that the Times published this!

Betty never fails

How shady that they printed facts!

Gross. Even if it were true - we don't want Hawley.

R100 - even the inhabitants of Jupiter could see that Aaron Schock was gay. It wasn't exactly a surprise to anyone - except that he quickly morphed into a meth addicted gay prostitute.

He's the new Rick Santorum. So bland there's no there there. Just a list virtue-signals that will get him elected.

R105, and yet he still denied it...

Homely wife always means...no Asian wife was willing or able.

R108, ugly Evangelical wives are probably an even bigger indicator of a political closetcase.

I had never seen his wife. He's disgusting in every way but he is not ugly enough in the traditional sense to not to do better than that Karen who is homely even in Missouri.

Re: Stanford - it's interesting -- Wikipedia claims his mother was a Stanford graduate and cites a Politico article as its source. If you Google "Hawley mother Stanford" you get the Politico article and the snippet "by a mother who was a teacher--and a Stanford graduate."

Click on the article though and the bit about her bring a Stanford grad is now gone.

No idea if Politico accidentally fucked up or if Hawley had been lying about it.

R98, greed, desire for political power, need to snow conservative voters -- the usual.

A sister?

Interesting r111.

R111, so Hawley got admitted to Stanford via legacy admission?

R114 and R115 - it's hard to say.

The NYT article today had his parents both attending some no-name college in Kansas (Fort Hayes State) and I remembered reading that his mother was a Stanford alum so checked it out.

The Stanford bit seems to have been invented, but whether by Hawley or by a reporter making a mistake, it's hard to say.

He didn't offer me enough money to beard for him

[quote] Closet cases hang posters like that and then justify them with stories like the one Hawley told.

Ridiculous. If you're closeted why would you hang up a poster to get off on? Just hide your porn under your bed like anyone else. Sometimes the real answer is the simplest.

LOL!

[quote] A sister?

So you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her too.

[quote] He is such a creep ....who the fuck cares about abortion when you're 19 or 20?

A man who really hates women and wants to control them

Ms Hawley has a hole the size of Texas.

Does he go to Coachella?

r105 A prostitute?

Josh Hawley may have had three gay roommates in college.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Does anyone else besides me think it’s really fucked up that your go-to insult for politicians you don’t like is that they’re gay?

The insult isn’t that he’s gay

The insult is he’s a pussy closet case

r128, most politicians we don't like don't have pictures of shirtless guys on their walls

R129 uh huh. Then I guess making fun of Aaron Schock should have stopped by now.

[quote] Then I guess making fun of Aaron Schock should have stopped by now.

Nobody’s accusing him of being secretly gay. Anymore.

[quote]uh huh. Then I guess making fun of Aaron Schock should have stopped by now.

Aaron Schock finally came out, but he remains a ridiculous person who never was and still isn't a friend of the gay community. Or have you forgotten about his record of consistently voting against laws protecting the rights of gay people?

Hawley = Sociopath, r66.

[quote] I've noticed that when someone seems to be anti-gay, the worst accusation that datalounge can make is that they're also gay and won't admit it. I would hope that they weren't gay.

This isn't about ACCUSING someone to be gay, but to point out that homophobia CAN VERY LIKELY come from a place of self loathing where you hate something about others you hate within yourself.

Even nowadays self loathing can still be an issue for gay or LGBT youth.

Did the NYT confirm which one goes up inside the other one?

I stood up, I did. I stood up...I stood up and put my cock in the gloryhole for America.

So many LULZ

We hear you loud and clear, JoshHawleyMO 💅

Hmmm

That Jennee LaMarque tweet at R126 dates back to January 9th.

I wonder if that is the NYT reporter's sole source for the poster or if other classmates confirmed it.

I hope they did.

Josh Hawley would have been a Stanford Junior in 1999. This poster’s heyday was in the late Eighties and would have been EXTREMELY unusual to see by this time. As unusual as the Dan Gauthier image or the Scott Madsen Soloflex poster. Like, this is something he would have had to go searching for.

In what circumstances would a straight man have this in his room? I can't think of one.

I started college in 2000 and this would have been considered a cheesy dated poster by then, largely due to the 80s hair. We were in peak Abercrombie aesthetic by 1999.

I'm a gold star gay who's only a few years younger than Hawley, and even I only had a Goodfellas poster in college.

I wonder if the poster was a ruse to distract from Josh being a sociopath even back then?

“What is this emotion these human call WUV?”

I hope that poster was laminated. Cum tends to warp and discolor paper.

Stanford Undergrad

Hot Male torso over bed

Gay roommates

[bold] + [/bold]

Yale Law School

[italic] Say No More [/italic]

Now I'm wondering if Josh and Matt (Gaetz) share Nestor? Or if there was at least one bitch slap fight over Josh hitting on Nestor?

Just because a guy keeps a poster of a shirtless male model over his bed, and goes on to marry a homely classmate in his 30s, doesn't mean he might be a closeted gay man. 😒

I wonder if this is a hit piece to stem the surge in donations he's receiving.

R51 the problem I always have with the goodies and baddies in the world is that Christ told us to embrace our enemies, to forgive the sinner and welcome them into your house. If we are all God's children then none of us are unredeemable. It's assholes like Hawley who retard and twist the Bible so that Christian love ends up being a robe to hide your bigotry and self- hate. As to Hawley being gay, I can't tell by a poster in college. I can tell you that he committed treason and should be in jail. No closets in federal prison.

r154. Forgiveness is more about your own peace of mind.

Peace of mind = Heaven on earth

Holding grudges = Hell on Earth

Don't give guys like Josh the power to drag you down to hell with them. Refuse to play their game and avoid them.

Josh will sort himself out when he keeps trying to pander to Deplorables who don't want him.

The people who are sending him $15 checks do not read the New York Times R153, nor do they know anyone who does.

(In truth, I could have stopped the above sentence at the word "read.")

All the more reason to make it visceral, R156. The first part of your statement is correct. One of the things I have found is that someone/organizations flood conservative accounts with articles that are 180 degree removed from the headline and still get whatever their desired effect is. At this very moment dozens of them have pictures of Dr. Rachel Levine regardless of the content.

Think of this as a war between 45 and his loyalist vs. the establishment of Dick and now Liz Cheney.

He always looks as if someone landed a fish hook 🪝 on the corner of his mouth and is pulling hard.

LOL I wish this dude would say more.

Gay men are really such POS’s if they sleep with this guy and then protect him

Same with Aaron Schock who was apparently getting tons of action while he was an antigay Congressman in Congress, including with his own intern!

Just because you guys are pervs doesn’t mean Hawley is. Get your minds out of the gutter. Maybe he really is just pro-life. Is it so hard for you to imagine someone with wholesome values? Are you that far removed from your humanity?

Maybe stop thinking of everyone as sexual objects for 30 seconds.

Wonkette pulling no punches

I've seen so many Republicans in DC -not just elected- who just seem closeted and they're married to some really unattractive women.

Perfect

His face looks like the fin on a 57 Chevy.

I think he looks like a baboon.

R161 is delusional.

Joshy misses college.

R161 is Josh Hawley. We see you, girl.

R168, put him on ignore like most of us already did. He isn't worth reading. It's like watching feces get smeared on a wall.

^ LOL I already had him ignore. Definitely a MAGAt.

Defacto’s our resident nazi-apologist

To survey Mr. Hawley’s life is indeed to see a consistency in the broad strokes of his political cosmology. Yet interviews with more than 50 people close to Mr. Hawley cast light on what, in the haze of charm and first impressions, his admirers often seemed to miss: an attachment to the steady cadence of ascension, and a growing comfort with doing what might be necessary to maintain it.

Mr. Hawley’s Stanford adviser, the historian David Kennedy, struggled to reconcile his memories with the now-infamous image of the senator, fist raised in solidarity with pro-Trump demonstrators shortly before they descended on the Capitol. “The Josh I knew was not an angry young person,” he recalled. “But when I see him now on television, he just always seems angry — really angry.”

Dr. Kennedy acknowledged that Mr. Hawley was just one of many Republicans in the Trump era who had steeped their brand in “anger and resentment and grievance.” But for many of those once close to Mr. Hawley, that was the point: How did a man who seemed so special turn out to be just like everyone else?

And what, they wondered, did Josh Hawley have to be so angry about?

“I’ve been very disappointed to see who he has become,” said Kristen Ruehter-Thompson, a close friend growing up who was once Mr. Hawley’s prom date.

Even his middle school principal, Barbara Weibling, has weighed in. “I’m not surprised he’s a politician and that he’s shooting for the presidency,” said Ms. Weibling, a vocal supporter of Democrats. “The only thing is, I think he had a strict moral upbringing, and I was really disappointed he would suck the country into the lies that Trump told about the election. I just think that’s wrong.”

There was never any question that Mr. Hawley was going places. Born on the last day of the 1970s, he was raised with an eye toward the future and a destiny aimed beyond Lexington

His views and trajectory were shaped by his parents, Ron and Virginia, who met at Fort Hays State University in Kansas. She was Kansas Junior Miss in 1973 and graduated summa cum laude, majoring in English. Ron was a football player who worked as a probation officer after college, before becoming a prosperous banker.

Theirs was a traditional, patriarchal and churchgoing household. After pursuing a career as a teacher, Mrs. Hawley “became a speaker and leader of Christian spiritual renewal conferences and retreats in Missouri, Kansas and Arkansas,” according to an account in a Kansas paper. She also ran prayer groups at the family’s Methodist church.

Ms. Ruehter-Thompson said Mr. Hawley’s “dad was more of the influence,” adding, “There were always discussions of Rush Limbaugh.”

...

One of his fellow clerks was Erin Morrow. She had been just one year ahead of Mr. Hawley at Yale, but it wasn’t until the two shared an office that they became close.

Mr. Hawley would later occasionally adopt the folksy affect of a farm child, but Ms. Morrow was the real thing. She had grown up on a cattle farm in New Mexico and, as a student at Texas A&M, had been a member of the All-American Livestock Judging Team. (One of her professors would recall her as among his most impressive students “in her understanding of what is really important in beef-cattle breeding.”) Yale classmates remembered her as brilliant and unpretentious. She and Mr. Hawley wed in 2010.

...

“I don’t think he had much interest in that office, really,” said J. Andrew Hirth, who served as deputy general counsel under Mr. Hawley’s predecessor, Chris Koster, a Democrat. “From the moment he got there, he was looking toward the Senate.”

He was increasingly absent from the office. Sometimes he was meeting with potential backers for his Senate campaign; one local paper reported that he was leaving work midday to exercise at a gym about a half-hour away. A photograph of a casually clothed Mr. Hawley buying wine on a workday afternoon circulated on social media.

The attorney general’s office was quickly hollowed out of talent as Mr. Hawley appointed key officials with stronger religious than managerial credentials.

He vaguely looks like he could be Seth Meyers' inbred cousin

Doesn't his wife live in one state with the kids and he lives in another?

LOL. It's what's known as a "hit piece" R174

She lives with him in Virginia in the DC burbs R176

I know this because people were protesting at his house and he made a big deal over how mean they were and how scary. I want to say they live in Arlington, but you can Google.

R177 Gee, I wonder who might have an incentive to kneecap a potential rival in the 2024 presidential primary? Couldn't be the fascist who is friends with the "fake news" media in the form of ass licker Maggie Haberman, could it? Gee, so strange how this happens. Almost as if it isn't a coincidence and we'll be seeing more stories like this on Rubio, Romney, Graham and a bunch of other Republicans in the near future. Funny how that works.

Haberman didn't write this story.

There are plenty of people who want him neutered. Even McTurte could want him muzzled. Doesn’t make him any less of a Sister.

Funny how many of you respond to me when you all have me on ignore.

You all [italic]wish[/italic] he were gay. Face it, he’s just a typical pussy hound red-blooded all-American male.

The poster is not sexual. You’re all sexualizing it because you want to get fucked by a guy who looks like Josh. So do I. But it ain’t gonna happen, ladies.

We've had some DC insiders on DL. Tell us where all of the closet-case married Republicans hangout.

R182 Miss Lindsey is in a tizzy this morning.

Everytime I have been to DC I have fucked closet case Rethuglicans.

I want deets r185.

[quote] She had grown up on a cattle farm in New Mexico and, as a student at Texas A&M, had been a member of the All-American Livestock Judging Team. (One of her professors would recall her as among his most impressive students “in her understanding of what is really important in beef-cattle breeding.”)

How was this nugget overlooked about Joshie's beautiful love Erin? You DLers are really falling down on the job.

What's up with all these sad GOP queens like Matt Gaetz, Miss Lindz, and Josh Hawley? Is clinging to religion and far right a way of trying to deflect speculation? "Sorry, Steve can't be gay....he's a Conservative who loves the lord!"

Not quite, R188.

It’s more like a way of proving to Daddy and/or Mommy that don’t do naughty thoughts and deeds.

You’re the Best Little (perfect) Boy In The World !

Look at my [bold] grades ! [/bold]

They're desperate to pray the gay away, R188

Also, modern conservatism doesn't have any ideas or substance. It's all a facade. So they can put it on and it almost doesn't matter what's on the inside or what you do as long as you wear the appearance properly. That's how Cuomo and Cawthorn can be accused of the same harassment but only one gets any criticism.

R185, please tell us more. What did they do in DC? Politicians? Lawyers? Lobbyists?

R169, someone please use the ReFace App to put Hawley's face on gay porn gifs, and then clutter his wife's Twitter with it. You'd be doing the lord's work!

For the thousandth time, Reface doesn’t allow porn.

^Sad! His wife deserves to know.

[quote] What's up with all these sad GOP queens like Matt Gaetz, Miss Lindz, and Josh Hawley?

Some self loathing gays are very eager to prove to themselves and more importantly others that they still can be superconservative alpha males despite their homosexual urges.

In the past it wasn't uncommon for guys, who struggle with their true sexual identity, to choose hypermasculine careers, professions, or hobbies to overcompensate for something they saw as a vital flaw in themselves.

I wonder if muscular wonder boy Josh could take DL heartthrob Adam Kinzinger? I think Adam would wipe the floor with the wonder boy.

Why are you assuming he hasn't already, R196?

Kitzinger has military training. Hawley's just lifting weights or tacking homoerotic posters on walls.

Sorry, Adam Kinzinger has military training.

[quote]Some self loathing gays are very eager to prove to themselves and more importantly others that they still can be superconservative alpha males despite their homosexual urges.

"I may have an irresistible urge to have sex with Chad, but at least I don't want to kill unborn babies, so God still loves me."

[quote]Defacto’s our resident nazi-apologist

Fun fact: Defacto is one of the 12 charter members of One Million Moms.

[quote] "I may have an irresistible urge to have sex with Chad, but at least I don't want to kill unborn babies, so God still loves me."

The Ecclesiastical version of a carbon offset.

Chad = 80s gay pornstar name.

Lol r201. I can’t deny that you bitches do make me laugh from time to time.

Merciless new video:

Not really R205

That video would have been much better if they'd put the Senator's names up while they were talking--it assumes the average person knows who they are.

And the"blessed are the peacemakers" guy- hard to tell if he's a good guy or a hypocrite Republican.

When they finally do put the names up at the end, they move too fast for anyone to read them. Which matters because Swalwell's tweet says "Know Their Names"

Also Raskin is great but someone should have talked to him about the hair. And he should have been on in voiceover, not on camera--showing him is just wasted time.

I think the fact that you can analyze it so critically indicates that you are desensitized, R206.

Which is a separate but valid argument.

I want to hear from the Dlers who've fucked closeted DC Republicans.

^ me too!

R184 I wonder if she's going to jump over the Golden Gate Bridge for us.

Not at all R207

It fails to do what it was intended to do which is to get people to remember the names of the GOP traitors.

Raskin is the main person I remember from the video.

I guess this is the real reason Glenn Greenwald is such a fan of Hawley.

I agree. Kinzinger probably knows 17 different ways to snap Hawley's neck...

I am still concerned that the only source the reporter has about the poster is the lesbian (see tweet at R126) who may have been joking/trolling.

I wonder if Kinzinger and Hawley have hooked up

[quote] I wonder if Kinzinger and Hawley have hooked up

I would bet on that, factoring in both convenience and discretion.

I also wonder if that gives Adam a shield to speak out as much as he has been.

[quote]I am still concerned that the only source the reporter has about the poster is the lesbian (see tweet at [R126]) who may have been joking/trolling.

I would be very surprised if the NYT allowed the use of a single source for this.

Do you think Russia has Kompromat on him?

Là Sènatrice has declared she isn't gay. She calls herself Lady G. on dates and during after hours. Would that make her MtF trans for half the time?

^We don't want her. We never wanted her.

R213 But does Adam know 17 ways to get him to shoot his load, that is the real question?

I've always thought Josh was smokin hot! Tall, handsome, a very lean body, and big overdeveloped pecs. My taste in body type. He is very articulate and has an Alpha Male personality that takes a stand for what he believes in. He doesn't fold like so many squishy DC crustaceans. I think they used to call that backbone. I would love to have him as my partner.

After some deliberation, I consider this poster the first in a series of events that will culminate in Sen Hawley presenting hole, Schock-style.

[quote]I wonder if Kinzinger and Hawley have hooked up

Recent events have proven Kinzinger to be entirely out of Josh's league. Sadly, he must settle for Matt Gaetz/Butthead.

[quote]Sadly, he must settle for Matt Gaetz/Butthead.

Oh hell no!

R222 Squishy crustaceans? What the hell, by their very nature crustaceans are the opposite of squishy, they are crunchy having that prominent exoskeleton. What the hell were you trying to say?

LOL!

I can't figure out if R222 is a satire post.

Why do they keep calling that baby a newborn, it’s at the very least a month old?

[quote]I've always thought Josh was smokin hot! Tall, handsome, a very lean body, and big overdeveloped pecs

He's 5'7"

R222 well said. I think he has a sexy voice too.

Takes a stand for what he believes in? By that you means he makes shit up to pander to uneducated people, right?

Refinery29 piece at R227 sort of skirts the gay issue. You have to read through the lines which many of their readers won't

Yes, PLEASE!

Wait I was born in 71 and I'm not even 50 yet how is a guy born in the same year 52?

R226, if R222 is serious, he's obviously a mess. The type of moron who writes to prisoners (no offense, Momma). Being a craven political douchebag who is willing to undermine democracy is what a damaged idiot like R222 looks for - if it isn't satire as R228 mentions.

And he isn't an "alpha" in the traditional sense. He's a tool.

R235, look at the year at the top - it's a joke. They're saying Jon Hamm will become the next Senator from MO in '22

Someone tell the Picasso faced traitor we don't want him or his sad old wrinkled mess Miss Lindsey.

Do we think he masterbated to the poster and if so does seeing the baby at the same time fuck you up and make you a perv?

The issue isn’t even that he’s a closet case, R129.

It’s that Hawley is a public official trying to use the law and government to deny gay rights — and everyone else— when he’s a cocksucker.

Boris DeFuckedo is always trying to slander liberals and change the intent. Nobody hates him because he’s gay.

He’s a liar and a hypocrite who harms women, gays and other minorities.

Maybe DeFuckedo should stop thinking of people on DL as unwitting objects of right-wing trollery for 30 seconds.

R222 he caved immediately after the coup failed and abandoned his insurgent Deplorables and said they were all criminals and that he was disgusted by them.

[quote]I wonder if Kinzinger and Hawley have hooked up

Kinzinger definitely had a thing witch Schock. The signs were all there with hindsight. Schock is just proof that denying being gay is meaningless. I'm impressed at how well DL can sniff them out. the Senatrice, Kinzinger, Hawley, Gaetz ... all gay.

I bet if someone dug for salacious dirt in D.C. as they do with Hollywood we would be left reeling.

R243 Pepperidge Farms remembers.

So he didn't even have friends at Stanford?

[quote] I'm impressed at how well DL can sniff them out. the Senatrice, Kinzinger, Hawley, Gaetz ... all gay.

Don't forget us!

I don't approve of anything Josh Hawley stands for and I would most certainly not have sex with him, but he does looks pretty in a preppy douche bro sort of way.

Sorry, ... but he does look pretty ...

^ No he doesn't.

Has anyone mentioned that it seems like he might have a big dick?

R251 If that's the case then he will be a DL favorite who can do no wrong!

Why do some people assume every guy they like MUST have a big dick? There are plenty of butt ugly guys who are hung and gorgeous guys with tinymeat

For some reason, and I know he is a bad guy...

There is something very sexy about Josh Hawley.

Plus he is a handsome guy & his wife is ugly, that marriage is questionable.

Sexy? Hell no. He seems like a dork who wears pleated khakis

But Josh is very attractive and married a dud of a girl.

Think they both are religious, he may stay married, but no way is he gonna be faithful for the long term.

[quote]I'm much more shocked that Josh Hawley went to Stanford. He's a blithering idiot.

Pathetic, isn't it?

[quote] Most days, with ice cream. Early on, when my wife and I were dating, we went to the grocery store, and I told her that sometimes I just buy birthday cakes, and I eat them. And she said: 'Really? I do, too.'

Stay in your lane, Tom.

"Early on, when my wife and I were dating, we went to the grocery store, and I told her that sometimes I just buy birthday cakes, and I eat them."

Gurl's eating her feelings.

Drinking and eating cake all day kills the pain

r248 also doesn't approve of anything Trump stands for and would most certainly not have sex with him, but all Americans should be rioting in the U.S. Capitol until Trump is reenstated and Hillary stops that pedophile ring in the Ukraine while Hunter Biden runs that Underground Mexican Railroad to America.

r261. Sure Jan.

I believe you give people, you don't agree with, a lot more power by getting too emotional and calling them names or demean their looks. Look at guys like Milo who exploited the reactions of Liberals who reacted to his stunts.

Hawley is bad because of his politics. Throwing in that he's ugly or insinuate that he's also bad for being gay and in the closet just makes it look personal and kind of unhinged. You know, what Deplorables do to Liberals.

Republican ass-licker says what?

Fascism is not hot.

r263, oh Milo. You're not fooling anyone by trying too hard.

Think he is a supressed man.

The kind of dude who married the homeliness girl in th bunch to fit in what society & religion tells him to...

But they just had another baby, so Josh is fucking her during the pandemic.

He holds the wine bottle like a gay

Do you guys think Josh Hawley would grease-up a Trump sign and stuff my hole with it before Trump's second inauguration next month?

I'll give him a nickel.

Pretty sure he is fucking a hot girl/guy on side & maintaining his wife for appearances.

[quote]But Josh is very attractive and married a dud of a girl.

This Hawley troll is super annoying. First of all, Josh Hawley doesn't fit the mainstream definition of "attractive" because he's a short 5'7". Look at him on his tippy-toes looking at that wine shelf. No woman wants that.

Josh is 5”11 not 5”7, which is the same height as DTM, whom you dudes also view as attractive.

He's not 5'11". He's up to Trump's shoulder. Can't be bothered to look for the picture.

If he's short, he is a pocket gay.

Nothing wrong with being a pocket gay. But everything's wrong with being an anti-gay politician.

Has he done some glamor shots with the new baby where he’s shirtless and kid’s lying in his lap? I would think he’s want to recreate the picture for his Grindr?

Is the Senatrice the godmother?

r274. How dare you! I'm the FAIRY Godmother to you, you basic hussy!

Are Linz & Josh friends?

[quote] Greitens’ fellow Republican, Attorney General Josh Hawley, in a statement issued Wednesday evening, urged the governor to step down before impeachment proceedings could begin. He is the highest-ranking GOP politician to take that stand.

[quote] “The House Investigative Committee’s Report contains shocking, substantial, and corroborated evidence of wrongdoing by Governor Greitens,” said Hawley, who is the leading candidate to challenge Sen. Claire McCaskill, D-Mo, in November. “The conduct the report details is certainly impeachable, in my judgment, and the House is well within its rights to proceed on that front. But the people of Missouri should not be put through that ordeal. Governor Greitens should resign immediately.”

You think he's a top or a bottom?

The model, as someone upthread mentioned, is Adam Perry. He was one of the sexy boy toy dancers on Dead or Alive’s Rip It Up Tour alongside hot soap actor James Hyde. Both Perry and Hyde also appeared in several DOA music videos. He’s on Pete Burns’s right in this video (stage left), bubble butt exposed for all to see.

There is no way a straight guy would marry his current wife-she looks 60 years old.

Do we really think Josh might be married for appearances?

She is definitely not attractive and he is could probably get it.

Unfortunately they fucked last year-because they had a baby in November.

Is closeted Josh the father of those children?

R282 Or did he just traffic them like Matt Gaetz?

Does Josh keep a guy or girl as the side piece?

Remember when this happened? That was fun!

“I do both Jay and Jane, they make me feel the same.” LOL