I know you just learned "Lardo" from the recent exposure of a popular Donald Trump nickname: "MAG-A-Lardo."
But that nickname only went with "Lardo" because it sounds like "Lago," which is particular to the former president's unique blubber.
People usually say "lardass." So if you're a Zoomlennial just getting into fat shaming, please understand our traditions and use the most effective terminology.