Kaftko X Ross Matthews: For All Your "Presenting Hole" Moments

LOL, is he a datalounger?

Cue the fatty comments.

#dragrace

So slimming 🤣 Is the Gift With Purchase a Thigh Master?

I have one thing to say.....

Sashay....

AWAY.

Kaftho

This is how I picture Joel's neighbor.

You won't have to do the 'towel dance' at the gym in that. Just reach under and dry-off, then get dressed.

The Official Caftan of Datalounge!

[quote] The Official Caftan of Datalounge!

Now available in XXL sizes in the DL Gift Shop

No 4x R10 ? some of us have a glandular condition you know !

Ewwww!

He has nice thighs and legs...

at least he's showing off his assets to their best advantage

It would match so many different pairs of flip flops! And turbans!

I like his body, R2 & I agree R13!

Does it come in dirigible size R10??

Hope Ross has one ready for his honeymoon.

R13 and R15 - I totally agree. Hot! I’m guessing the rest of those posting are the Masc seeking masculine crowd - nothing wrong with that.

I do my yardwork in my garden toga.

a true delight for the mind and EYE

queen for a day!

This is some sort of joke, right?

Nobody wears this lame shit, right?

They wear it every day in every way

Was the pic from OP’s post on the cover of Bottom’s Magazine?

In Palm Springs, men gay or straight are required, no mandatory, that they wear caftans at all times. But it's better when they had the mandatory public thong wars.

The caftan wearers will all be saying “but no one can tell that I’m gay”

gay for the day

This is Ross the intern's line??

#dragrace??

More like #disgrace

No earrings?

indeed, and with no earrings it is disgraceful

I bought four of them. I think they're cool and fun for summer.

SHOW US those gorgeous gams!

Girl

TITS ahoy!

R20

Geez, why are their briefs so damn expensive?

they Hook you in, then sock it too you

[Quote] SHOW US those gorgeous gams!

Yes! But with the toe action seen in OP!

I keep getting ads for Rounderbum—for the gentleman whose flat ass could use a little something extra.

I need a fuller figured look

R39

Isn’t that basically like catfishing? Pointless. As soon as you take the undies off, the man is going to know it’s a lie. Just be yourself and rock your flat ass.

I agree, R41, both the padded undies and the lift-and-support technology only work as long as you have the pants on. But I don't personally have a flat ass, so I'll never know for sure; I don't know why the algorithms send me their ads. Incidentally they also sell a shirt with fake biceps and pecs sewn into it—subtle; nothing too crazy. The founder of the company, poor thing, models both (in addition to other models).

Nothing just screams “I am fat and need to hide it” more than this!

r40 is Jane Russell.

Fetching! Really brings out his thighs!

He looks shockingly naked without a turban and purse.

The need to have a “Senatrice Collection” in pastels.

Bearded Lady

He's actually quite fit and muscular.

Ross really is a genius and a DLer. It's as if he read "Ross Matthews wear kaftans" and then decided to make a collection out that. There is an irony to it, if he sees it that way. At first I thought this was a joke. It's a niche market and I bet these are easy to produce. There is no shape.

Nylon!

The Iraqi homosexual who started this company (pictured at OP’s link) is scrumptious.

he's gay without needing to say it

this proves that every Islamic male is actually just a big girleena under the frock

I'll happily order one of him

[quote] IG knows I'm gay

My dog knows you're gay.

And my cat knows.

My deceased grandparents even know.

Maybe Ross could put together complete outfits. Caftan, matching turban, cat eye sunglass, beautiful ballet slippers, and purse. No heels: we don’t want it too fem!!!

A delight for the senses

It's sad that so many of these models could end up thrown off of buildings.

The Real Housewives of New York thread is off and running. Why do we have to start another one?

Are there two DL persons-of-interest named Ross Matthews?

I thought Ross Matthews was kind of a skinny twink on Jay Leno a long time ago.

[quote] "He's gay without needing to say it"

This should be the inspiration for the brand tagline...

"When you're gay, without having to say it!"

Or...something like that.

I;m not gayer having seen this thread

R21- A day?

He's a queen

EVERY day.

Gayer than gay

Meh on the caftans, but YES on the queens inside of them!

Two bottoms do not a top make, but a boy can dream.

two bottoms are exciting

Caftans are slipping away. . . . .

I would so fuck that guy in the OP's photo despite the caftan.

Whatever that thing is, it looks like a stereotypical bull dyke. LOL. Short, hairy, and stout.

[quote]Two bottoms do not a top make

But they can bump pussies and giggle

Sexy means never having to say your sorry (or sari)

Dead Thread Week continues on DL...

Come alive in a floral caftan!

Two-for-One

Feeling nostalgic for International Male!

old queens reminisce

Where are the clogs.

go Barefoot!

The first queen who loved caftans!

she is a GODDESS

Until I saw this thread, I thought that caftans were just a DL joke. I had no idea that any man actually bought and wore the damn silly things. Ghastly.

Gurl no !cover that shit up! Go back to Catherine's Stout Shop ! Find something. Tasteful and machine washable!

Kaftans are prodigious and beauteous

Caftan season is Almost here. . .

I just ordered my Kimono Caftan! I AM EXCITED!!!

i love a caftan

it's hotter than hell now