If you were a contestant on Rupaul's Drag Race

Eve Arden

I'd have killed myself long before that point.

Judge Judy or Jessica Fletcher. I'd love to see a great Cilla Black

Jack Black

Agnes Moorehead

These are all really good suggestions.

*rereads thread* every single one of them

Ina Garten. I'd play her drunk and horny - talk about assplay with Jeffrey, using the "good" edible panties, etc.

Rachael Ray.

Coral Browne as Vera Charles or the lady in The Ruling Class.

Kathleen Turner.

I'd find a tall muscular friend and we'd dress up as Nellie and Harriet.

Vivian Vance as Ethel Mertz of course.

Elaine Stritch.

I'm the spitting image of photo-drag queen Jo Anne Worley in drag, so her, only I'd be called "Joy Ann Whorely."

[italic]Lucy and Desi Comedy Hour[/italic]–era Tallulah Bankhead

"proto-drag queen."

R13 Can I be Kaye to your Eve?

You can also be the Alice Ghostley to my Kaye for a much requested encore.

Hermione Gingold

DL Fave Linda Lavin.

R17 meant R1

R14 No chicken jokes because I follow you!

If I had a (much) slighter build, Joan Rivers would be a great pick.

Rosalind Russell as Auntie Mame

Wonder Woman

Ernestine Tomlin

Dame Edna Everage

This was the worst Snatch Game in the entire history of the show.

I’d be Datalounge’s very own Cheryl — as Miss Whiff-n-Blackout. I’d win since all other contestants would flee.

Fanny Cradock!

Worst. Snatch. EVER.

Has anyone done Reba? It'd be hilarious to go as The Judds (as Wynonna obviously) and have a little puppet Naomi hanging off your shoulder.

Roseanne of the 80s/90s

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Kate Bush. Wow!

Helen Lawson, baby!

zsa zsa would be amazing

I thought you couldn't do copyrighted characters?

Eva Braun. And I'd be sure to bring party favors, something pink maybe. Triangles, anyone?

I'd be human Madame with a small Waylon puppet.

Patsy Stone

That’s what I was going to say, R32.

Vivian Vance.

Gina Gershon as Crystal Connors

Fannie Flagg fulll on lesbo Fannie Flagg

I AM DR. AMY BISHOP!

BOOM!

BOOM!

BOOM!

A sober, woke Kurt Cobain.

oo000OOOooo00! only if you are on when I am Courtney r46!!

I want to do Tina Turner but she's not great for the ad libs and interplay. So I would do a very grand snot nosed Viola Davis.

That would be AMAZING rescue-chick!

I didn't even notice your post upthread!

jesus christ we need to make this happen r49!!

Lucille Ball or Judy Garland.

Dolly Parton

Fran Liebowitz

Christine Chubbuck. I'd go out with a real bang!

Dammit R52. I came here to post Dolly Parton.

She would be a lot of fun. She's essentially a drag queen, huge boobs, tiny waist, huge hair, outrageous sparkly outfits. She has lots of funny lines and hilarious places you could take an exaggerated character like the lovely Dolly. That's who I would do too. We'll have to be on different seasons.

Mine will be better.

Casey Anthony, just all dead baby jokes

The best Snatch Games ever have been not on TV but on the Battle of the Seasons tours. Chad Michaels did Bette Davis for All Stars 1, but Jinkx Monsoon's live Bette is OFF THE CHAIN.

I'm a basic bitch, so I would do Beyoncé.

BobTDQ said someone needs to do Jesus. Hilarious!

ℤ𝔼𝕏-𝕐𝕐𝕐𝕐𝕐𝕐𝕐𝕐 !!!

How has no one done Kate Bush?

Anne Frank, Catherine de' Medici, or the 18th Duchess of Alba

Faye Dunaway.

[quote]If I had a (much) slighter build, Joan Rivers would be a great pick.

Joan is blessing you from Heaven.

Fran Liebowitz or Sylvia Plath.

Melania

Spare the rod, spoil the child, Ru.

Kate Bush or Edith Massey