The Daily Mail cunts on Orlando Bloom's beach ball body

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What's up with the scars all the way down the underside of his upper arms?

Luke Evans has just found his next forever-mate.

He's really filling out his bosoms nicely.

Those nips are still 6 miles apart.

Pretty soon he can sumo wrestle against Matt Damon for the yokozuna title.

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Is that on a Mexican beach?

Someone should put a ReFace of Matt on one of the sumos.

fat!

Stealth chubby chaser thread.

So they got a little fat. Big deal. There are worse things.

Who are “they”, R12?

R13, apparently Orlando and his fat rolls use plural 'they' pronouns now.

Where is his blonde, otherworldly sylph-like figure of yesteryear?

[quote]Stealth chubby chaser thread.

Nothing stealth about it, hunty.

Orlando, have a few more beers and call me.

[quote] Lego Lass

Legol-ass

R2, he got bicep implants about 10 years ago.

I know, ridiculous.

They don't pay the Daily Mail, hence the "slim pins" comments and unflattering photos.

Katy looks bad.

Like you bitches wouldn't suck his cock if given the chance.

His bod still looks OK to me, but why has he gone full Bert Convy with the hair?

what happened to his body? he worked out, had muscles but got fat. is this what happens?

[quote] Like you bitches wouldn't suck his cock if given the chance.

Not into stanksleeves, thanks.

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Once with the rolls of fat around his knees?

ORLARDO BLOOM

The daily mail bitches are all out

Does he Nair his whole body?

He looks Mexican.

He sho is ugly

My God he has cellulite on his legs - very rare for a man his age.

What the fuck is wrong with you? He's GORGEOUS!

[quote] with a juicy dick

And ass.

He is hairless even shaves his pits

R35, Katy demands a clean hole before she rims him.

[quote] He is hairless even shaves his pits

I like that.

He looks like a dolphin

I always found him unattractive, and now I find him repulsive. Katy Perry always had tree trunk legs, I guess she finally rubbed off on him.