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Murder shit wrote

Foul play! Locker room hit by sudden death. Can Jessica clear a steamy murder?


Angela Lansbury, Bruce Jenner, Jan Smithers, John Beck, Dick Butkus and Gary Lockwood!

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by Anonymousreply 43October 21, 2021 11:55 PM

Bruce Jenner did it! The other guy in the locker room found out he was wearing a bra, so he killed him.

by Anonymousreply 1March 4, 2021 1:33 PM

I’m watching an episode on Cozi TV right now and I’ll be damned - Stan Zbornak is starring in it!

by Anonymousreply 2March 4, 2021 1:51 PM

Jessica Fletcher looks like she accidentally walked in on a former Olympian tucking his penis and saying, "I'd fuck me hard," while looking in a mirror.

by Anonymousreply 3March 4, 2021 3:38 PM

"Murder, She Wrote" had an episode about a tranny in a locker room?

So ahead of its time.

by Anonymousreply 4March 4, 2021 3:39 PM

Why has that 36 year old ad not been changed to say Caitlin ? This is transphobia at the highest levels.

by Anonymousreply 5March 4, 2021 3:42 PM

[quote] This is transphobia at the highest levels.

Literal murder (she wrote).

by Anonymousreply 6March 5, 2021 6:02 AM

I actually have never seen this show. It looks dreary.

by Anonymousreply 7March 5, 2021 6:58 AM

It’s a boring show for oldies

by Anonymousreply 8March 6, 2021 1:57 AM

I'm sick of this season 10 they are showing on TV here in the UK.

by Anonymousreply 9October 17, 2021 12:28 PM

Damn, Bruce was handsome.

by Anonymousreply 10October 17, 2021 12:47 PM

Dick Butkus was a thing on TV for a while, trying to be the next Alex Karras. His daughter used to shop in my store and was your typical Midwestern hale and hearty college student / Bears fan. They all got very rich and moved to Malibu.

by Anonymousreply 11October 17, 2021 1:10 PM

But who took his penis?

by Anonymousreply 12October 17, 2021 1:36 PM

"Jessica, how do you keep your old coochy fresh?"

by Anonymousreply 13October 17, 2021 1:38 PM

"Jess, for a woman your age, you have the most divine titties. Who did your nipples?"

by Anonymousreply 14October 17, 2021 1:39 PM

[quote]"Jess, for a woman your age, you have the most divine titties. Who did your nipples?"

"Why Seth Hazlitt of course!"

by Anonymousreply 15October 17, 2021 1:42 PM

"Caitlyn, you drop by my house tonight about 8 pm. After some drinks and a few bong hits, we'll bump donuts, and if you give me a good orgasm, I may even fix you a bowl of Chowda."

by Anonymousreply 16October 17, 2021 1:45 PM

What was your dead name, Jessica? Was it Jess?

I won’t tell, cross my heart bra and hope to diet, am I right?

by Anonymousreply 17October 17, 2021 2:47 PM

It's an absolute DISGRACE Dame Angela didn't win any Emmys for her unforgettable JB Fletcha

by Anonymousreply 18October 17, 2021 3:15 PM

It all makes sense now, Caitlyn Jenner got her fashion sense imitating Angela Lansbury's look.

by Anonymousreply 19October 17, 2021 3:27 PM

John Beck, 80s jackoff material.

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by Anonymousreply 20October 17, 2021 3:52 PM

There never was any nudity in the Cove

by Anonymousreply 21October 17, 2021 4:05 PM

Bruce Jenner is a gay man.

by Anonymousreply 22October 17, 2021 4:09 PM

I've never seen an episode, although I'm more than old enough to qualify as a fan.

Does no one worry that this woman constantly stumbles into murders? Or am I missing the general idea of the show?

by Anonymousreply 23October 17, 2021 6:24 PM

Jessica Fuckers

by Anonymousreply 24October 19, 2021 2:34 AM

Jessica Fuckeress

by Anonymousreply 25October 19, 2021 5:39 PM

I saw they had this on Peacock, along with the entire Columbo series. Because I recently became a HUGE Columbo, I thought I'd give Murder, She Wrote a chance. I couldn't make it through the pilot episode. I skipped to an episode in the middle of season two and it was even worse. Yuck! There was one episode with a young Joaquin Phoenix (maybe 10-12 years old) but even that one sucked.

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by Anonymousreply 26October 19, 2021 6:28 PM

It was uninteresting, uninspired and unwatchable

by Anonymousreply 27October 19, 2021 6:32 PM

Murder She Wrote was originally written for Jean Stapleton. CBS was eager to keep her around after she left All in the Family and commissioned several pilot scripts for her to consider. She was interested but eventually passed. The producers thought their show had potential and shopped the script around to other actresses. Angela got the part because she was the first to say yes. The character was obviously inspired by Agatha Christie's Miss Marple.

by Anonymousreply 28October 20, 2021 12:33 AM

^ Angela had actually played Miss Marple a year or two earlier in the film "The Mirror Cracke'd" with Elizabeth Taylor, Kim Novak and Rock Hudson. It's not great but parts of it are a real campfest.

by Anonymousreply 29October 20, 2021 12:43 AM

^ Crack'd, not Cracke'd

by Anonymousreply 30October 20, 2021 7:39 AM

[quote]Crack'd, not Cracke'd

Oh honey, my mirror crack'd years ago...

that's why I'm so eager to get down and dirty with Caitlyn

by Anonymousreply 31October 20, 2021 7:42 AM

I love the episode where Jessica goes back to her old sorority house

and ends up scissoring with Dinah Shore after they drink too many daiquiris!

by Anonymousreply 32October 20, 2021 9:43 AM

Most murderous place on earth:

Cabot Cove?



Oxford? (Endeavour, Morse, and Lewis)

Saint-Marie? (Death in Paradise)

by Anonymousreply 33October 20, 2021 6:58 PM

There are at least 22 seasons of Midsomer, which makes it not only the biggest county on earth, but the most deadly by far.

by Anonymousreply 34October 21, 2021 1:34 AM

The old battleaxe finagled her way into every investigation. Why didn’t these people tell her to get the fuck out of their business?

by Anonymousreply 35October 21, 2021 2:29 AM

You must not have seen very much of the show, r35. People frequently told her to fuck off and mind her own business. Especially the perps. She just never took No for an answer.

by Anonymousreply 36October 21, 2021 2:56 AM

Nosy old bitch should have been killed off for being a nosy cunt.

by Anonymousreply 37October 21, 2021 3:02 AM


Midsomer Murders: 132 episodes (and counting)

Murder, She Wrote: 264 episodes

No contest.

Although I will grant you that Midsomer often has three murders per episode.

by Anonymousreply 38October 21, 2021 6:27 AM

R38 most of the MSW episodes were not set in Cabot Cove, Jessica was a globetrotter.

by Anonymousreply 39October 21, 2021 8:22 AM

It’s cuz everyone in Cabot Cove was murdered. They had to branch out.

by Anonymousreply 40October 21, 2021 10:00 AM

And everywhere Jessica went, more bodies turned up.

by Anonymousreply 41October 21, 2021 10:55 AM

I think it works if you imagine each episode works in isolation and Jessica isn't actually constantly solving murders or almost getting killed. Otherwise, how can she not have PTSD?

by Anonymousreply 42October 21, 2021 11:05 PM

The only other place that's as dangerous as Cabot Cove is Hudson University.

by Anonymousreply 43October 21, 2021 11:55 PM
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