I an DELIGHTED to see this thread revived once again, as (believe it or not) I am the OP!! The workplace I described was a branch office of a large insurance company whose name still makes my blood pressure jump 30 points. During my tenure there I discovered DL, and was thankful for the high cubicle walls we had so that no one could see me convulsed in silent laughter. DL saved my ass on many a long and boring afternoon.
We did have a small but hideous HR department which reared its ugly viperous head at every opportunity; one of our adjusters, a very nice guy, had a baby born with very serious cardiac issues, and we were not allowed to mount a collection for him and his wife, which had already gotten underway, lest people feel "pressured" to donate (nearly everyone had at that point). The HR manager was (literally) a dwarf, who compensated for her disability by sneaking around the aisles in the afternoon, hoping to catch someone violating some ridiculous infraction, such as excessive cubicle decoration. (the little bitch never caught me reading DL, though!)
With respect to food in the office, though, there was a culture which I believe now is probably gone forever. We had a LOT of vendors that came through the office, especially during the holidays, but it was common practice for them to bring in catered meals for lunch meetings - not only big trays of stuffed deli sandwiches, but often large pans of pasta dishes, salad, etc. for the 15 or 20 people who would be in the meeting. The lower level sows were excluded from these, and the smoke that simmered from their eyes hung like a haze in the whole place. It was after these meetings that they would jostle for the privilege of "cleaning up", just to see what, if anything, was left over. Their disappointment was palpable when they discovered things like individually boxed lunches, with no leftovers to be had.
But as I described in that thread (which I can hardly believe is FIFTEEN years old!!) they really outdid themselves during the holidays!! I remember the pitched battles over the Harry and David towers, the secreting of cookies and brownies into purses and bags, the knock down drag outs over who got the poinsettias or mini Norfolk pines to take home (the HR dwarf finally decreed NO ONE, so we'd return from the holidays to find them all dead or dying!!) Maybe these things continue in workplaces today, although I'm sure covid has probably struck a death blow, plus even before I retired they put the kibosh on giving out things like pens, pads of paper, little novelties like key chains and tiny flashlights, because these were fought over as well. Complete with tears!
I have started and participated in many threads since those days, but I have to express my PROFOUND gratitude for DL's existence during that time-it was a golden era for DL as well. And having already laughed OUT LOUD at some the phrases quoted above, I have to say how proud and grateful I am to those of you who love it so much, and that my little bitch called SOWS AT THE TROUGH has taken its place in DL's pantheon of all stars!! LOVE LOVE LOVE TO YOU ALL!!!