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Chaos Walking: Tom Holland and Nick Jonas at odds with each other, perhaps sweaty fighting?

Reviews are trickling in for this long delayed film based on a beloved YA trilogy by Patrick Ness, and they are far from great. Tom’s character lives in an all male settlement and has two dads, but goes on the run with space girl played by Daisy Ridley when she crash lands on their planet. The Hollywood Reporter mentions there’s a unselfconscious nude scene by Holland, but keep in mind it falls within the PG13 rating. Consensus seems that the sequels won’t be forth coming, unless it somehow blows up and gets some kind of following. Who’s seen it and can maybe share shots of what one hopes are at least some impressive views of Tom’s ass?

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by Anonymousreply 18March 9, 2021 1:54 AM

Since there were no women on the planet,did they get horny and the man on man sex?

by Anonymousreply 1March 5, 2021 8:08 AM

We still have a Keira Knightley. Why do we need a Daisy Ridley?

by Anonymousreply 2March 5, 2021 8:16 AM

"Actresses Who Sound Like Adverbs" for 200, Alex.

by Anonymousreply 3March 5, 2021 8:33 AM

Is this on HBO Max, Disney, or Peacock?

by Anonymousreply 4March 5, 2021 9:47 AM

Daisy Ridley's acting is so utterly shite she almost crashes the film singlehandedly, Tom saves it. I wish she was over already.

by Anonymousreply 5March 8, 2021 9:35 PM

That’s two flops for Tom in one week. Get. New. Mgmt.

by Anonymousreply 6March 8, 2021 9:49 PM

I may watch for the dog alone. What a face!

by Anonymousreply 7March 8, 2021 9:53 PM

[quote] Since there were no women on the planet,did they get horny and the man on man sex?

Wait...you mean like when the man go up inside the other man.

by Anonymousreply 8March 8, 2021 10:07 PM

The screen shots released so far suggest Holland’s nude scenes are in long distance.

by Anonymousreply 9March 8, 2021 10:42 PM

When is the last time a YA novel spawned a successful movie? You’d think they’d have learned by now.

by Anonymousreply 10March 8, 2021 11:08 PM

[quote]The screen shots released so far suggest Holland’s nude scenes are in long distance.

There's a terrible cam version of the film floating around and yeah, it's in the distance.

by Anonymousreply 11March 8, 2021 11:15 PM

YA dystopian novels are so 2010, can we finally forget that all these craptastic dystopian shit existed.

by Anonymousreply 12March 8, 2021 11:39 PM

[quote]"Actresses Who Sound Like Adverbs" for 200, Alex.

R3, if she married Tom Hardy, she would be Daisy Ridley Hardy.

by Anonymousreply 13March 9, 2021 1:20 AM

Bottom-vs-bottom

by Anonymousreply 14March 9, 2021 1:23 AM

This is where the DL trashes Daisy Ridley but pretends Tom Holland is an acting genius because they're attracted to him

by Anonymousreply 15March 9, 2021 1:30 AM

Tom Holland has NO chemistry with ANY woman. Hollywood needs to quit trying to make him a star beyond the boring Spider-Man franchise. He isn't exactly getting hotter with age either. I predict he will be relegated to lousy play revivals in London within 5 years.

by Anonymousreply 16March 9, 2021 1:34 AM

[quote]Hollywood needs to quit trying to make him a star beyond the boring Spider-Man franchise. He isn't exactly getting hotter with age either. I predict he will be relegated to lousy play revivals in London within 5 years.

He got pretty good reviews for The Devil All the Time.

by Anonymousreply 17March 9, 2021 1:37 AM

When you BADLY describe your own lousy movie on Kimmel = "Viola, who I play, and a group of people are going to a new world where they think it's been metropolized, they think they are coming to an amazing place, and they go thru this layer of noise, and the noise only happens to men"----->((((Then Daisy stops and says "as I'm saying it, it sounds so strange")))----->>> "so the mens thoughts are audio visual around themselves. But it does not happen to women".......(8:30 mark in the video below).....

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by Anonymousreply 18March 9, 2021 1:54 AM
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