Those products that supposedly prevent the bathroom from stinking after you take a shit

Frebreze works. You don't need anything fancy. Well, maybe YOU do.

Yes OP, they are called 'opening up a window'. 🙄

Poo-Pourri and yes they do

Light a match.

R2 - what if there is no window?

R1 - where do I spray the Febreze? (I know I will get the answer I deserve....but seriously, into the bowl?)

[quote] where do I spray the Febreze?

In your mouth, like Binaca.

Yes they do work. I've not used Febreze; it's not discreet anyway if you are at work. Matches could set off the fire alarm, and they smell ghastly.

I say just live with it.

R6 - don't even joke about that. I used to hook up with an older doctor in his 60's who had some half dentures and, when he put them back in would spray with Binaca before a good night kiss...I can still smell that Binaca. Sexy guy, great body and blow jobs but that Bianca goodbye was...no "Here's looking at you kid".

Scat thread

R7 - good old fashioned wooden matches shouldn't smell horrible. Those are the flat paper ones that smell bad.

They work so long as your shit stays below the water line. I make my own spray using rubbing alcohol, water, and essential oil(s).

R12 essential oils do not mask poo. Sprays like Frebreze are chemical stews but invented by chemists to truly neutralize odor. hydroxypropyl beta cyclodextrin for example. And it can be odorless. They added fragrance because the consumer didn't like that the odor neutralizer was odorless.

Is there an unscented Febreze of that variety, R13?

Matches work better than anything else, barring this Poop Febreze which I’ve never used. Anything else just adds a fragrant to the poop smell.

Well, not after YOU take a shit, OP.

Be reasonable.

Nothing works better than Ozium Air Sanitizer.

Nothing works like lighting a match then blowing it out. If you can find matches anymore.

How about eat an apple and have oatmeal every once in a while.

Problem solved.

Is the original Ozium unscented?

Also why would anyone want to eliminate the smell of gym socks & sneakers? Or a border collie for that matter? 2 of my favorites!!

R18, I eat oats and an apple every day, and my farts and feces are still lethal. Why would either of those food items prevent foul flatulence/feces?

R17 - any bbq section in a grocery store or Target or homegoods store. Just buy the wooden ones and don't light the TP or your ass on fire...both are things I sorely need these pandemic days.

Scat Troll again.

Matches don’t work, not even the wooden ones. Now you smell shit and sulphuric.

R19 = funky foot odor? Yeah, a real spring breeze.

Some of us are INTO THAT, R24.

R23, matches cover up the odor entirely. I’ve observed this not just with my own defecations but with my boyfriend’s, any house guests we have, etc.

Gross, R25 Please don’t normalise your abhorrent fetishes

R26 - yeah, seriously R25, feet smell like that due to fungal growth...the kind that gives your toenails fungus. It's not a sex organ but a parasitic and stinky thing. Vomit.

[quote] Light a match.

Be careful, be very very careful, it might explode.

Just shit in the yard

Yes they do, but they are horridly overpriced. Easy to make your own.

[quote]Light a match.

Bobby Hill lit a match to hide a poop smell and burned a church down.

My shit doesn't stink!!!

R13 The oils act as a barrier atop the toilet water; they're not for spraying in the air.

[quote] [R26] - yeah, seriously [R25], feet smell like that due to fungal growth...the kind that gives your toenails fungus. It's not a sex organ but a parasitic and stinky thing. Vomit.

These things are all over the delectable human body. Every body. They enhance the erotic experience. As a fetish, they are already normalized.

Getting off on the smell or sound of straight dude’s farts, on the other hand... that’s appalling.

R18 Beat me to it but to reiterate, maybe a change of diet works best. It's preventative so to speak.