Sleeping nude

Unlike you, OP, I do not have BO or leaky fluid problem, so NO.

My undies are covered in skid marks by the time I wake up, I have to buy new ones every week. I can't imagine what would happen to my sheets if I slept nude. Guess some people just don't mid poo sheets?

Probably. Don’t you wash your sheets?

there's skid marks on the sheets even when i wear pajamas sleeping nude is unsanitary filthy and disgusting

I don’t generally sleep nude but no.

There are no skid marks or sweat stains if I happen to.

Gross.

Who are you people with the sweat and shit?! Take a fucking shower before you go to sleep!

Skidmarks? Are you shoving the sheets up your ass?

Ballsweat is not a thing. If you're sweating that much in your nether regions, then fucking take off the blanket!!!

I put on a t-shirt if I get cold on my shoulders, but sleep naked from the waist down.

Sleeping in underwear just feels too constricting. I want my boner to have free reign and go where it wants without the chafing against any kind of underwear fabric.

Ever thought about wiping your ass after you take a shit, r2?

Man, either you have some awful gas and a leaky bowel, because otherwise, how the heck do you leave skid marks of all things? I sleep naked or in some old cycling leggings (I know, but hell, I hate having fabric shift under me when I try to fall asleep). What is with this stuff about skid marks and all?

Febreze!

I make doo doos while I sleep. I can’t help it.

R2 needs to wipe better and eat some fiber.

OP, if you bathe/shower daily, & know how to wipe yourself properly, it shouldn't be a problem.

Pillow drool is more of an issue!

Why on earth are you disgusting people not keeping yourselves clean? Even the most lowly oriental peasant in the poorest, remotest village wouldn't go to bed with a shitty ass.

Oriental?????

We may sleep for six or seven hours every day but our intestines are working and adjusting themselves 24 hours per day.

R17 Yes, those orientals keep themselves clean, clean, clean. It's one of their most admirable qualities. Shame about the bat soup, mind.

I had the shits last night. Too much chili with beans.

Skid marks are for little kids. Grown ups wipe.

stealth scat thread

I was my ass several times a day with a hygienic shower nozzle attached to my toilet. I don't know what skid marks are.

Yet another scat thread, OP?

Don't forget the gush OP.

OP has a prolapsed anus which relaxes at night which is why there are skid marks on the sheets.

I had poopies on my sheets.

OP = Erna

I shower just before going to bed, never had OP's problem. Plus, I like to sleep in underwear so I always know where the boys are.

R28, I thought Erna died of the Rona?!

R12 and R27 = Prince Phillip

I don't sleep nude

i sleep NAKED

I wash the sheets every week. Even if I have no blankets I’m always a warm sleeper.

I don't like sleeping nude. I have crushed my nuts while turning in the past. I need some support.

[quote]Yes, those orientals keep themselves clean, clean, clean.

R19 I believe you mean Asians. The term 'oriental' is used to describe things like Oriental carpets or furniture.

I never feel comfortable sleeping naked. Even if it's hot, I still have to have something on.

R35 No, I'm pretty sure I meant orientals. Not the people from the Middle East, not the south Asians (ie, Indians), not the white Russians up in Siberia. Oriental, oriental, oriental people.

You can say East Asian for that , r37, but I’m sure you knew that.

OP, do you wipe? Do you wash your ass? How filthy and disgusting are you that skid-marks are even a thing with you??

R38 Look, I was expressing admiration of orientals for their cleanliness, even in circumstances where it is often difficult to keep clean. Don't get woke-prissy with me because I didn't use the woke term du jour. I am sure the orientals use terms for white westerners that I wouldn't like either, but I doubt if that would get your woke-prissy dander up.

R25 I hate that commercial! So disgusting that we’re talking about it on TV!

R2, Do we have a new poster on here named poo sheets instead of poo shoes?

Carpets are "oriental".

PEOPLE are "Asian".

Only racist morons call people "oriental". This isn't a new woke thing. It's been like this for decades.

R43 As I patiently explained above, I wanted to specify a certain type of Asian. You are so very tiresome.

[quote] As I patiently explained above, I wanted to specify a certain type of Asian.

As has been patiently explained to you a zillion times, the way to do that is not by calling them "orientals." But you already knew that.

Wash Your Ass

No I am pretty dry down there.

'I believe you mean Asians. The term 'oriental' is used to describe things like Oriental carpets or furniture.'

Or extras in The Teahouse of the August Moon and employees in the Japan and China pavilions at Epcot.

Perhaps his racism is purely occidental?

Toilet paper has been around for centuries, OP. Get yourself some.

R8 Oh, dear.

Your want your boner to have free REIN - think of a horse going where it wants to. Reins are used for horses.

Your boner is not a king.

I’m an occidental woman in an oriental mood for love

Do you sleep in the nude?

What kind of adult has skid marks, for god sake clean your ass

I dread to think how poor your personal hygiene must be to assume you would get ball sweat and skid marks on the sheets. You need to learn some basic grooming.

I don’t care how clean you think your ass is, if you sleep in the buff there will be trace fecal residue left on the sheets.

I am a big farter and sleep nude. I can only imagine what kind of bacteria comes out my my ass. I wake myself up farting.

R57 = Ina Garten

[quote]As I patiently explained above, I wanted to specify a certain type of Asian. You are so very tiresome.

And what 'type' is that? I don't think you understand what you're saying here, you ignorant racist fuck.

Get yourself a bidet. It cures all the things.

I stopped sleeping naked when I reached my mid-30s and developed a fear of having to rush out of the house at a moments notice. However, I never had skidmarks on the sheets! I guess it helps I’ve always favored darker sheets 🤔

Yes, it's part of the appeal.

I’ve always had a rapid rise in temperature followed by an all-over sweat while sleeping. I can’t imagine torturing my bedding for a full week without a tee and underwear.

I don’t shit so I don’t have skid marks.

R59 It's already been stated: a person from east Asia. Hair trigger woke warrior much?

Confucius say, "Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger."

Asians are much cleaner in my experience. Impeccably so.

I’m a farter too, waking up all three of my chihuahuas they quickly come up for air and get angry with me.

When I fart on my sheets, it sometimes leaves skidmarks. Beans are not your friend.

R67 There are Asians and there are Asians - Orientals, in fact! Those people are clean, clean, clean.

Maybe the posters complaining of skid marks have worms. Don't they crawl out of your ass at night?

My partner blasts out farts in his sleep that actually warm the bed.

My partner sleeps nude. He’s a very hot, sweaty sleeper, so yes, I have to change sheets often. Luckily, he works shift work, so only sleeps at home about 15 nights a month. No skid marks though, thank god.

Stealth Dutch Oven thread.

I go to bed wearing a t-shirt and briefs but wake up naked. I strip down in my sleep. I'm more concerned about my pillowcases than my sheets. I'm a drooler.

R74 Huh??

Get yourselves some brown sheets. Problem solved.

For R76

R77 A brownish camouflage print would be even better.

Thank you, R78. I can't keep up with the clever lingo. Appreciate your help!

Good god wipe your nasty ass OP!!!

My farts leave skid marks. Guess I shart.

Sleeping nude was a risqué topic in the 70s. I remember it being a thing mentioned in sitcoms and game shows like Tattletales when I was a kid.

I sleep nude only after and between sex when a hookup sleeps over.

R84, there’s a lazy bed ballet that would look so awesome filmed from above that requires good sheets and a well fucked me.

I put puppy pads down now. Ever since I thought I was going to FART snd shit came out instead and I ruined a mattress. So puppy pads it is.

I am shocked by the number of comments along the lines of 'Well, I fart when I sleep, so of course that means I get poop all over my sheets'. What is WRONG with you people? You are NOT supposed to FOLLOW THROUGH! If you cannot stop yourself from following through, get yourself to some sort of gastrointestinal doctor. I cringe when I think how many of you have ruined yourselves.

Truly. Especially when I slide it in his cummy hole in the middle of the night while you're sleeping.

[quote]My partner blasts out farts in his sleep that actually warm the bed.

Another reason why smoking in bed is not a good idea.

I only found one chocolate starfish kiss on the sheets the entire five years we’ve been together so I think we’re actually AHEAD!

I like to dutch oven the hubby.

No I don’t worry. I don’t use sheets.

I get the shites sometimes during sleepy time.

[quote] My undies are covered in skid marks by the time I wake up, I have to buy new ones every week. I can't imagine what would happen to my sheets if I slept nude. Guess some people just don't mid poo sheets?

What are you, like 13? JFC get a grip on your personal hygiene and clean up your act

Sometimes the shit just comes out.

Help!! My sheets smell like ball sweat.