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If Andrew Cuomo wanted to fuck you, what would you say?

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by Anonymousreply 75March 18, 2021 5:10 AM

Only if Chris joins in

by Anonymousreply 1March 2, 2021 12:08 AM

Sloppy seconds for you Mr. Governor, after Chris.

by Anonymousreply 2March 2, 2021 12:09 AM

Yes, but I am curious about what he looks like shirtless.

by Anonymousreply 3March 2, 2021 12:10 AM

No way in hell, I have standards. Chris Cuomo however is still hot.

by Anonymousreply 4March 2, 2021 12:19 AM

I bet he’s great in bed.

by Anonymousreply 5March 2, 2021 12:21 AM

No he’s hideous

by Anonymousreply 6March 2, 2021 12:24 AM

How big is your cock govnah?

by Anonymousreply 7March 2, 2021 12:33 AM

No to the mafia thug governor, AND his loud, boisterous, preachy, douche-bro-goomba brother.

by Anonymousreply 8March 2, 2021 12:34 AM

I love older men with power. I’d let me fuck me until I beg for more

by Anonymousreply 9March 2, 2021 12:35 AM

I bet he’s an amazing fuck and kisses so well

by Anonymousreply 10March 2, 2021 12:35 AM

Which of you has the bigger bush?

by Anonymousreply 11March 2, 2021 12:36 AM

Ew, no. His brother maybe, but I’d kick him out after.

by Anonymousreply 12March 2, 2021 12:36 AM

I’d eat his ass.

by Anonymousreply 13March 2, 2021 12:37 AM

I want to suckled on those pierced nipples.

by Anonymousreply 14March 2, 2021 12:51 AM

“fuck me! Fuck me! Stick me in a nursing home!!”

by Anonymousreply 15March 2, 2021 12:51 AM

NO absolutely not, on a side note I don't understand how a woman can rise to a spot high in an organization and not know how to nip unwanted advances in the bud. It isn't like Cuomo was attempting to rape someone, he was testing the waters seeing who was open to an affair.

I am not faulting the women they shouldn't have to face this, but if it happens you have to shut it down, make it clear something like this is never to happen again. If necessary a hard knee to the groin always drive the point home. Don't wait years later to bitch about it, and allow it to happen to countless others.

by Anonymousreply 16March 2, 2021 12:56 AM

I agree with r16.

by Anonymousreply 17March 2, 2021 1:20 AM

R16, ..this it how ya do it..works all the time

You say " See this tooth? That's a cap. I'm not gonna risk getting punched in the mouth if things get intimate & you realize I've the same plumbing as you, okay?"

And yet another helpful tip from yours truly

Young Nuk-Nuk

by Anonymousreply 18March 2, 2021 1:25 AM

That body and face? Yes. That level of celebrity? NO.

by Anonymousreply 19March 2, 2021 1:28 AM

I’m sure he eats pussy like a champ. All the older gents do

by Anonymousreply 20March 2, 2021 2:55 AM

He looks like he would have foul breath.

by Anonymousreply 21March 2, 2021 3:09 AM

Fuckin' troll chased everyone away but when you're booked on charges

Gonna be a damned party here

Champagne for everyone!

Coming this June

by Anonymousreply 22March 2, 2021 3:11 AM

Sorry, OP, I didn’t hear you... could you, uh, please repeat the question?

by Anonymousreply 23March 2, 2021 3:18 AM

I would eat his braciole and meatballs and rub his gravy all over my lips.

by Anonymousreply 24March 2, 2021 3:24 AM

I have a coworker who's absolutely CRAZY about him. Not sure how she feels since all this came out, though.

by Anonymousreply 25March 2, 2021 3:34 AM

No thanks

by Anonymousreply 26March 2, 2021 3:43 AM

ABSOLUTELY....and, I would rim him deep!

by Anonymousreply 27March 2, 2021 3:47 AM

There are more creases in his face than an accordion. What’s the attraction with this bulldog faced egomaniac?

by Anonymousreply 28March 2, 2021 4:56 AM

I am absolutely certain that he does not wipe properly.

by Anonymousreply 29March 2, 2021 4:56 AM

R28, It’s a common Chicago form and face that promises a great fuck.

by Anonymousreply 30March 2, 2021 5:10 PM

Seems like he'd be very verbal.

by Anonymousreply 31March 2, 2021 5:38 PM

Can we start with the Danny Thomas?

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by Anonymousreply 32March 2, 2021 6:23 PM

Ewwww have some standards.

by Anonymousreply 33March 2, 2021 6:43 PM

Oh, yes. I would let him have his way with me!

by Anonymousreply 34March 2, 2021 8:21 PM

r3 No clue but not as good-looking body wise as his brother. Stick to fantasizing about the hot brother

by Anonymousreply 35March 2, 2021 9:20 PM

[quote]There are more creases in his face than an accordion.

[quote]Seems like he'd be very verbal.

Agree with both of these comments.

And, no.

by Anonymousreply 36March 2, 2021 10:01 PM

Is suck his cock and let him cum in my ass.

And I’m a top!

He’s hot

by Anonymousreply 37March 3, 2021 12:07 AM

I bet he wishes he'd married Sandra Lee. She would've warmly controlled this damage.

by Anonymousreply 38March 3, 2021 12:22 AM

I think you Andrew lovers are creaming over his high school yearbook picture. Please turn on the TV and check out what this fug-goomba looks like now, not as did in1970.

by Anonymousreply 39March 3, 2021 2:39 AM

R39, anyone who has ever been the pretty one becomes more forgiving with age. Do I want to psychically damage 30 somethings with my crepey skin? NO, I do not.

And, WE (that includes you) dropped the anti-Italian bullshit long ago. We’re still allowed to make fun of Mary worshippers, but that will die out soon as well. WE are growing and you’re coming with, Toots.

by Anonymousreply 40March 3, 2021 3:18 AM

He looks like he takes really smelly shits.

by Anonymousreply 41March 3, 2021 3:22 AM

As a woman, I find this thread incredibly offensive and repulsive. I expected better of you boys.

by Anonymousreply 42March 3, 2021 3:30 AM

Hell, no. Little bro Chris, on the other hand, has a nice ass.

by Anonymousreply 43March 3, 2021 3:37 AM

Neither Andrew or Chris turn me on.

by Anonymousreply 44March 3, 2021 4:06 AM

The fuck are you talking about R40? You’re deranged, Mary.

by Anonymousreply 45March 3, 2021 5:17 AM

[quote] I bet he wishes he'd married Sandra Lee. She would've warmly controlled this damage.

What? Are you following the news? Sandra would take him back in a hearbeat. Her comments thus far have been: "Oh my god," and "I wish for peace and healing."

by Anonymousreply 46March 3, 2021 5:23 AM

Would be on fours in a New York minute. I love Italian daddies with savior complexes and really, really poor decision making skills.

by Anonymousreply 47March 3, 2021 6:13 AM

This thread is cracking me up. I agree he looks like he would have bad breath so no kissing but everything else. Also he looks like he could get grumpy.

by Anonymousreply 48March 3, 2021 6:19 AM

R47 needs to double team with Avanetti

by Anonymousreply 49March 3, 2021 6:20 AM

How did he bag a Kennedy? Or is the Kennedy name a liability now.

by Anonymousreply 50March 3, 2021 6:22 AM

R46 Awwww, Aunt Sandy is SUCH a sweetheart. I literally love her more than life itself... and not ironically.

by Anonymousreply 51March 3, 2021 6:32 AM

R49, Avanetti is too short. I like 'em big.

by Anonymousreply 52March 3, 2021 7:21 AM

My younger self would have been all over that. I bet he's a great lay.

by Anonymousreply 53March 3, 2021 8:02 AM

Bro Chris has a nice body, but he'd have to not talk at all. Also, he'd have to bottom.

by Anonymousreply 54March 3, 2021 6:56 PM

Chris is straight, you do realize that, don't you? He'd rather fuck the corpse of Ethel Merman than stick his dick in a hot guy.

by Anonymousreply 55March 3, 2021 7:15 PM

Not so sure about that. Would a straight man at his age be so into fitness to stick his dick in a gash that's popped out a few kids?

by Anonymousreply 56March 3, 2021 7:30 PM

Chris is "straight".

by Anonymousreply 57March 3, 2021 8:15 PM

Straight masc dudebros make the best fuck buds. Chris, call me!

by Anonymousreply 58March 3, 2021 8:36 PM

Chris is the kind of straight guy who jerks off in the steam room at Equinox. Andrew? Lord, I hope not.

by Anonymousreply 59March 5, 2021 3:13 AM

Is Chris top or bottom?

by Anonymousreply 60March 5, 2021 3:29 AM

I’d say when, where, and how much?

by Anonymousreply 61March 5, 2021 4:08 AM

R57 So is spaghetti until you get it wet.

by Anonymousreply 62March 5, 2021 4:29 AM

2 more women just came forward.

gotta hand it to AC, the women he picked were not ugly

by Anonymousreply 63March 7, 2021 3:06 AM

He's toast. How big a conspiracy can the Republicans manage?

The truth is - and you see it Monday to Friday on CNN - arrogance, entitlement and swagger run deep in your average Cuomo. You really think he didn't abuse his position? He surely must have. He did a good job for New York after he found his footings during COVID (if you don't count the indication of the nursing home cover up.) But he's caught and these days you pay the price. Sorry, asshole.

by Anonymousreply 64March 7, 2021 3:18 AM

Another thought: is Chris Cuomo sweating tonight? Because it's hard to imagine he's a nice guy to work around... don't know about his sex drive... but bullying seems much in the news these days. If you've had enough of somebody, nothing like a band wagon...

by Anonymousreply 65March 7, 2021 3:20 AM

Just finish out your term and be done with it. He was never going to be a POTUS contender anyway. Saves him a waste of time and money.

by Anonymousreply 66March 7, 2021 3:22 AM

Painful reporting in the Washington Post....

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by Anonymousreply 67March 7, 2021 3:29 AM

He's going to be the reason trump gets pardoned

and the reason the dems lose control of the senate

by Anonymousreply 68March 7, 2021 3:59 AM

Yes. I bet he’s a rough fuck

by Anonymousreply 69March 7, 2021 4:20 AM

I'd let him pee on me

by Anonymousreply 70March 7, 2021 8:27 AM

Getting Cuomo out is a Republican operation, just like getting Gavin Newsom recalled is. Imagine NY and California stripped of their Democratic governors. Republicans fight dirty; Dems need to sack up.

by Anonymousreply 71March 18, 2021 3:54 AM

[quote] Only if Chris joins in

They can take turns while spit roasting me.

by Anonymousreply 72March 18, 2021 3:58 AM

[quote] Is suck his cock and let him cum in my ass. And I’m a top! He’s hot

Oh wow, now that is saying something

by Anonymousreply 73March 18, 2021 4:02 AM

I'm a top, but thanks anyway.

by Anonymousreply 74March 18, 2021 5:08 AM

R74 How YOU doin?

by Anonymousreply 75March 18, 2021 5:10 AM
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