Feet Keep Washing Up on the Shores of British Columbia

Years, huh? That's no small feat.

We've been reading about it for years, OP.

Because it's been happening for years and is reported.

Fukushima tsunami?

Starting in 2011, they apparently stopped noting which foot it was - right or left.

Now there's a mystery for you.

feets don't fail me now!

They come from the Isle of One Sandal.

The explanation I've heard is this:

If anyone dies at sea in the North Pacific, there's a current that will sweep the bodies in the direction of BC. Of course it takes a long time for the corpse to move that far, and scavengers and decomposition will be working at as long as it's in the water... and falls to bits and the feet come off. The reason the feet alone come to shore is that if the person was wearing sneakers or rubber-soled shoes when they died, the rubber will both provide boyancy and protect the feet from scavengers. So while the rest of the corpse sinks and goes into the foot chain, the feet come to shore and delight the beachgoers of BC...

This is yet another reason for everyone to invest in good footwear!

Do you really want your loved ones’ last momento to be your foot encased in Florsheim?

R7, exactly. Just like the buried pets of old of Indian tribes. Wash ashore eventually. Coined "Montauk Monster"

A certain little pain in MY foot should have been swept out to sea.

Why isn’t anyone stating the obvious?

Quentin Tarantino is a SERIAL KILLER.

Are the other provinces envious?

Poor Alberta...

It's either scat fetish or Canadian envy with this stunted troll with no identity or father

Some were speculating tsunami victims. One was a suicide.

[quote]goes into the foot chain

interesting typo!

Suicides and misadventure mainly.

A few unidentified, but mainly due to decomposition.

Can you keep the sneakers?

Yes and then you get that little mismatched effect.

I like women’s sneakers more but they won’t fit me...that is, unless Paris Hilton or Uma Thurman go overboard ....

Literally!