Let’s Be Social Justice Warriors

I'm White Privilege!

Oh, this is a fun thread! Ok, I’ll play! I’m the SJW who has always fought tooth and nails for gay rights and protections.

I’m also the SJW who believes in women’s rights, equal pay, equal rights, as well as protections from violence.

I’m also the SJW who will always march with people of color until we have equal rights and protections for them.

The bottom line is, SJWs have been around for a long time and we will continue to fight for what is right, so that people like you can start stupid ass threads while you enjoy many of the things that SJWs fought for.

I’m R2 ‘s sense of humor. I don’t exist.

I’m R2’s cornflakes into which somebody pissed.

I’m the FFs that R2 is getting and deserves.

Lame-o thread.

You know who also loves to shit on SJWs? Republicans.

R7 You know also has no sense of humor about themselves? Republicans and QAnon’ers.

I'm R2's neon hair and dysfunctional relationships.

CANCELED!

I am LITERAL VIOLENCE!!!1!

I’m R2 ‘s mangled genitalia and brain.

I'm the powerful 1% and Wall Street thieves being totally ignored because SJW priorities are completely fucked up.

I’m triggered.

I am the literal VIOLENCE you have committed by bringing your cis-gendered whiteness into my gender-fluid space! I want segregation NOW!

I'm the ugly unfuckable losers who become SJWs because they can't get laid.

The hot people are too busy partying, fucking and enjoying life.

I’m the SJW who loves diversity in everything except people’s opinions.

I'm the Oh, dears.

ANOTHER troll thread. Can't you just kill yourself and do the world a favor?

I'm SJWs who are just as assholish as Republicans.

I'm the odiferous sulpher smell emitting from Triggleypuff's seat cushion as she rocks back and forth violently gesticulating and screaming, "keep your hate speech off this campus!"

I'm the stage 4 cancer r19 will soon have. Enjoy!

I'm the one who's coming to kill you.

I'm the pathetic troll that cruises gay sites.

I'm the pathetic Republican who has no actual stand on important issues, just culture wars and who's using what bathroom and fucking Mr. Potato head.

I'm number 4 nose ring out of 8.

We're the Asians, laughing our asses off at the stupid blacks and whites and their bullshit. This will make it much easier for us to take over the world.

That's not funny.

I'm the asshole troll who posts racism and homophobia on a gay site. Sad.

I am the fear that lives in the back of your mind, late at night I will creep into your thoughts and remind you that you may be next to be #cancelled for not going extreme enough. I will force you to make it your mission to go after someone else and throw them under the bus to protect yourself.

Republiqueens LOVE to cancel. That's all they fucking DO.

I'm the free-bleeder

i'm the missing replies to this thread. wtf?

I'm the crunchy granola.

I'm the parents, living in Greenwich, Connecticut. We wonder where we went wrong.

I'm the college janitor, and I can't clean the room and finish my chores for the day until this social justice meeting finally wraps up. It's already into its second hour. I'm tired and want to go home.

I'm the indignants.

so true r36.

What a fucking pathetic conservative thread. White grievance on parade. Racist, sexist paranoid shit. Did you just come from CPAC? Ooh, a granola burn. Granola? Fucking GRANOLA? R34 What, are you posting from 1970? And that sad, sad fantasy story of the po' widdle janitor, R36 having to clean up after those dastardly SJW's. Cleaning up all those GRANOLA chunks? Of course, if this was a REAL story about a REAL janitor, he would be a person of color, cleaning up the shit at CPAC. You know, the way people of color have been cleaning up for you, picking your fruits and vegetables, mowing your lawn and raising your children? But in your delusional world, they're laughing at us R27 not being beaten and killed for having color. Those China virus/Kung flu cracks have consequences. BLM because black people have been killed over and over until police finally started to get caught on camera now that everyone has a fucking camera on their phone. You even go for cancel culture R30 when sack of shit Trump just cancelled 17 Republicans at CPAC by name who spoke against his shit. And you are terrified of women R32 and having any kind of control over their own bodies. So why not reduce women to bleeding cunts? Is that basic enough for you? Fucking pathetic troll, go back under your bridge.

I'm the boundaries that r39 has stated!!!!!

Turd thread.

[quote]Of course, if this was a REAL story about a REAL janitor, he would be a person of color,

They're mostly white at Smith.

I'm the OP feeling that sweet release from the internal pressure of self-hatred and fear as he creates yet another women-hating thread.

Ah! OP scours social media for fat women, old women, eccentric women, Madonna, and dreams of the next thread. Shall he post it today? Tomorrow?

It feels so damn good to hate!

I'm the scalp of Dr Seuss. They finally got me. Their lives have not been for naught.

[quote] Six Dr. Seuss books - including 'And to Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street' and 'If I Ran the Zoo' - will stop being published because of racist and insensitive imagery. The other books affected are 'McElligot´s Pool,' 'On Beyond Zebra!,' 'Scrambled Eggs Super!,' and 'The Cat´s Quizzer.'

[quote] Let’s Be Social Justice Warriors

Yes, let's. because when we are we get:

The GI Bill

Endangered Species Act

Environmental Laws

The Space Program

The Peace Corps

Americorps

The Civil Rights Movement

Earned Income Tax Credit

Family & Medical Leave Act

Consumer Product Safety Commission

Americans With Disabilities Act

Freedom of Information Act

Women's right to control their reproductive future

Allowing citizens to view their own credit records

The Internet

Balancing the federal budget

The Brady Bill (5-day wait on handgun purchases for background checks)

Lobbying Disclosure Act

"Motor-Voter" Act

The Voting Rights Act

Unemployment Insurance

Medicare/Medicaid

Food Stamps/WIC

Social Security

Peace between Israel and Egypt

Peace between Israel and Jordan

The Department of Education

The Department of Energy

The Department of Transportation

The Department of Housing and Urban Development

Labor Laws

The Marshall Plan

Winning World War II

Food Safety Laws

Workplace Safety Laws

The Tennessee Valley Project

The Civilian Conservation Corps

The Securities and Exchange Commission

Women's Right to Vote

Universal Public Education

National Weather Service

Product Labeling Laws

Truth in Advertising Laws

Morrill Land Grant Act

Rural Electrification

Public Universities

Bank Deposit Insurance (FDIC)

Centers for Disease Control and Prevention

Public Broadcasting

Supporting the establishment of Israel

The United Nations

NATO

I'm ooze. Enough said.

r45 we're talking modern upper-middle class brats.

R47 we're talking low class Trump Q shithead.

Yes let’s do this because we’ve never done it before!!! 🤦🏻

Lets post some videos from January 6th, shall we?

I'm the ubiquitous "I already had R2 blocked" troll.

R2

I'm the privileged upper middle class life that most of these woke assholes come from.

^ OP troll never stops. That's the way conservatives are. They don't stop even in the face of reality. That's why they're so dangerous. They don't care about reality, just their fantasy beliefs that they'll take to their graves.

R54 You're just a common, frightened turd.

I am xzher.

I'm the Head of Diversity of Goldman Sachs, and I'm going to fly the trans flag and hold book clubs on Ibrahim Kendi so that people will not see us for the filth that we are in this world.

Wow OP is getting desperate. Do go on, shithead.

I'm the Loud Gasps and Grand mal seizures in the Brown cafeteria when the hungry SJWs spy Gingerbread MEN cookies on the menu chalkboard. Epi pens are rushed from the Infirmary when insult to injury, it is revealed the heinous, literally genocidal cookies contain palm oil.

...desperate....

'Let’s Be Social Justice Warriors'

Let's not.

I'm the righteous indignation and total lack of humor.

Are there fellow feminist warriors here?

What's triggered the Magats?

EVERYTHING triggers the Magats. Dr Seuss, Mr Potato head, all the most important figures of the day.

I'm the $230,000 spent on a Gender Studies degree. The SJWs parents should have just taken that $230,000 and wiped their asses with it.

...desperate...

I'm the arguments on social justice issues that are presented in a shallow way, for the sole purpose of raising my own own personal reputation.

Anonymous is concerned with person reputations...

I'm sit in stunned silence when served the same bullshit I dish out.

Good stuff is at the last minute mark.

...desperate...

LOL r71!

It's almost like this is America and people have the constitutional right to protest...

“Mr Potato Head” was a reactionary throwback to a time before we dismantled the gender binary.

His very existence radicalised children into believing that only heterosexual and cisgender potatoes could have fulfilling lives.

THIS is what progress looks like.

Given that all white people are racist, whenever they are *not* being racist this simply means they are hiding behind a mask of non-racism, which is the most virulent form of racist behaviour.

Therefore, there is nothing more racist than a white person who isn't racist.

The concept of a “right answer” in mathematics is an expression of white supremacy.

Only a true racist would assume that black people can count.

It's all come down to children's toys from the 60.s...

Jesus H Christ!

Jessica Yaniv nee. Simpson suing because he can't get his balls waxed in an all female salon is NOT the same as Brown v. Board of Education of Topeka or protesters in Selma getting sprayed with firehoses and being attacked by dogs.

Oh, you're just knocking it out of the park OP.

Here ya go.

I forgot about his butthole-like mouth. No wonder shit keeps falling out of it.

OH! Oh my! NUDITY! Nudity of WOMEN. I'm, I'm so threatened! I just don't know what to do with myself. Oh, oh GOD!

And MORE! More SHOCKS! I can't believe what I'm seeing! Oh OP I was SO WRONG! YOU ARE GOD, OP! I see the light! Your incredible ability to google and post! It's taking my breath away! Please, don't stop! I AM YOUR FAITHFUL SERVENT!

And OP, the way you LIKE your own posts! AMAZING! How do you do it? How do you find the courage deep inside you!

Well, I for one, now hate those awful SJP's! Now that I see there are other people in the world I realize how much I hate them!

I hate Sarah Jessica Parker too! What a horse face!

Is this a thread about STDs? Whats wrong with the fellow who writes words in CAPS? Grand Mall Seazure?

I hate SJP too! She was on that sex show about SEX!

I also hate SJP's! They're like square pegs that won't fit in my round hole!

Are you part of the SJW network?

Stop it! Stop it! I like SJP's! She was so good in the Mars Attacks movie.

I see the right-wingers are starting to creep back into DL with their creaky jokes, after licking their wounds for a month or two.

Everyone needs to calm down. We ALL hate Sarah Jessica Parker. I mean, please, when did she ever come over to your house and bake you a birthday cake? Now if you'd all go home I have to play with my problematic Mr. Potato head doll.

HA! That will show them social justice warriors!

Put r88 on "ignore" and half the thread disappears.

Talk about, "get a life." What a loser.

Put OP on "ignore" and and it's one less racist, sexist, deplorable" piece of shit."

r88/r101 =

r88/r101/Crazy reply in 3..2..1

What is OP doing here? On a gay site? What does he do all day, troll "the gays" to "own" them? What a loser. How disgusting, thinking he can shit on our living room carpet and expect applause. Only delusional conservatives are that mentally ill. WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, ASSHOLE? We don't come to your church and take a shit on the alter. But that's becoming a better idea every fucking day.

Come and get me, Trump troll. I have a knife to ram up your asshole.

r88/r104 = bipolar mental case.

r88/r105 = paranoid bipolar mental case.

I will kill you.

What's the matter, OP?

r88/r108 needs these in the worst way right now.

Ooh. That hurts so bad.

OP needs this is the worst way.

I'm the Klan Grannie Troll fighting for justice for Now and Then Black Meghan the Bully.

Gay males who are SCENEY , QUEENY and BITCHY become SJW whenever someone places them in the category of undesirables- a personal ad or grinder profiles that say - NO FEMS, NO FATS, NO ASIANS etc.

I'm kind of liking the murderous SJW we have in this thread. It's brightening up an otherwise dull morning.

Where, r115?

The death threats are at R105 & R108, but it looks like they've been F&F'd enough already to have their posts be no longer visible. My settings are at Asbestos Eyeballs and I can no longer see them.

Oh, thanks r117.

[Quote] I'm kind of liking the murderous SJW

MSJW

I like it. Funny.

r108 has replied 40 times in this thread. Wow! Absolutely unhinged. LOL!

The trumpnazis have gotten totally unhinged at this point

I'm ✨literal violence✨😘

I’m the Stockholm Syndrome.

I'm the virulent ANGER shown toward the white person that dared to open a taco place on the corner of Privledge Ave and Parental Paycheque Way. I'm causing the person who is experiencing me to tweet furiously while they're sitting inside an Italian pasta joint operated by some Indian guy.

^ I'm the troll who posts absurd racist fantasy scenarios to prop up my impotent white rage. Poor, poor, white people, who have had it bad for so long! Darn these colored people and their native "foods". Savages! Quick, get me some Hellmann's Real Mayonnaise for MY tacos, stat.

The point is that anyone should be able to cook whatever they want you fucking retard.

White COOKING privilege. Now I've seen everything.

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I’m an angry 6’3” tranny who has made no effort whatsoever to transition (let alone pass), speaks in a voice deeper than James Earl Jones, and has a face like Howard Stern, flipping out at being misgendered.

I’m drivers’ licenses and state-issued ID cards. Apparently I’m racist.

I’m someone’s parents’ basement. I’m where people with gender studies degrees will be living rent-free, for the foreseeable future.

I'm the horny boyfriend who ended-up with an SJW girlfriend. I'll pretend to be woke to get pussy. But when I leave her for a white supremacist, biker girl- I'll be that.

R130...how about #MentalIllness ?

I'm the conservative brainwashed cunt who trolls DL. I actually think my pathetic thoughts matter HERE, on a gay site. I should go fuck myself but I'm too stupid and selfish to see my own illness. I have no life and no other outlet to vent my rage, so I shit here, starting threads and trying to own those libs! I am shit.

Hijab Karen

I’m R137 free-bleeding

I'm the Datalounge troll R140 who doesn't know when to quit. I can't quit, otherwise I would have to deal with my hideous, worthless self.

I’m the biracial child who will need massive amounts of therapy as an adult as result of critical race theory training I’m required to attend, where I am repeatedly told that one of my parents is an oppressive predator, and the other is a poor, hapless victim.

R142 An dripping asshole that can't stop shitting.