Alec and Hilaria Baldwin have had a 6th kid...?

That's ridiculous! They should be sterilized.

Not sure why a man in his 60s wants to keep having children.

Ella es una conejita muy cachonda.

I can’t wait to read the name...

her pussy must be even looser than my hole!

¡Es una vagina, no es un coche de payaso!

Isn't he an environmentalist? WTF.

The article says she just had a baby last September. So did they adopt, or...?

Surrogate

Los bebé have nombre ees call Daño Controlla, sí? I no know you say thees nombre in your Inglés. I hope you are understand?

Which one will have schizophrenia because of Alec's advanced age? Maybe he'll kill them all (including trashy Ireland).

R11 not just schizophrenia bit autism. Autism is linked to older fathers.

They adopted a baby from Madrid to solidify her Spanish heritage.

It has to have been a surrogate, Eduardo was born September 8, 2020, she can't have given birth again less than six months later.

How you say in English -- childo supporto securityo?

He looks like complete shit. I guess when you have six kids late in life the stylist gets cut from the budget.

This is fucking ridiculous. They had to have hired a surrogate while she was pregnant with the last kid! Fucking hell these people are insufferable.

Maybe they knew they were having a boy for #5 and hired the surrogate to deliver the desired girl.

In which case, I still don't really get it, because it takes time to harvest eggs and shit for IVF, and the surrogate contract stuff is also very time-consuming. How'd they manage to fit it all in with all these scandals and such?

WTF? She wanted another girl so bad, they had a surrogate also pregnant at the same time as her? Kim Basinger has to laughing somewhere..

Simple explanation. She hot pregnant herself with help of fertility services. How do tou explain the lightening fast ways she got pregnant after giving birth time and time again? This latest baby was probably from egg that was about to be tossed/ thrown out. But they decided hey let’s not waste anything let’s hire a surrogate.

She was probably undergoing fertility treatments to get pregnant at the same time they were negotiating with a surrogate. Insanity.

Maybe they used a surrogate from the Iberian Peninsula for, you know, the lineage.

My thoughts exactly R16. Even with the weight gain he was still a hot daddy. Now he looks like some homeless guy they just woke up from sleeping on a bench.

She is one evil, manipulative bitch. Trap him with a room full of kids and make him look so beat to shit that no one else will ever desire him.

Also, it occurred to me that these two presumptive youngest Baldwin children are like Joan Crawford-style "Cindy and Cathy" twins.

I can imagine Ireland Baldwin’s screams every time another sibling is born.

She has nothing else to do and no talent except opening her legs and popping out babies.

It’s like a puppy mill ...

And they all have Spanish names . . .

WTF? She had a kid 6 months ago....so, seriously, WTF? Is she claiming she carried it herself?

How old is he? He's not going to be around when these kids get to high school! This bitch is crazy!

I guess there is some truth to Spanish fly.

He looks awful, so disheveled, and are those pimples on his chin? Maybe he cut himself shaving, I’m surprised he doesn’t have little bits of toilet paper stuck on there. He’s done, he can’t get a divorce and no one would want to be with an old washed up man with a zillion babies some of whom will have LD and mental illness. What a dummy.

Maybe the rented womb was Spanish so it feels more authentic now? Loco lady.

They did IVF to get a girl before this last kid but then she miscarried. Sounds like as soon as she realized her last kid was a boy while in utero, they put a girl embryo into a surrogate to be sure they got the girl they wanted.

How you say birth control??

At this point the kids just walk out of her gaping vaginal cavern.

She didn’t birth that last one and she probably gets trophy wife pussy rejuvenation treatments.

r18 They pay top dollar for someone to oversee the process. They're not like a traditional suburban couple who has a budget. If they've been through it before, its even faster and less time consuming on their part.

The scandal is something that takes up time for datalounge commenters, not for them. They talked with their PR people, did whatever statements they were going to do and moved on. Meanwhile commenters here will be mentioning it until the 2050's.

I need to have 2 kids in the next 4 months!!

This bitch is not going to out-fame-whore me!

Alec is such a crazy asshole and a hothead. I watched some of his batshit, paranoid social media post about how it's other people's fault that his wife is a phony bitch with a fake accent who for some reason thinks that being Spanish is inherently fascinating. Weirdos. He's been able to get away with so much more than others and still maintain some sort of career. He's too overexposed as his asshole self for me to buy him as a character in a role. Please retire, Alec.

I could never do IVF. It's not good for my earth goddess brand

And he's really let himself go after his reign as one of the handsomest actors of the 80's and 90's. Is he too lazy to watch his diet and hit the gym? I find it difficult to understand performers who undermine the very thing (in this case Alec's looks) that drove their success - like Liza Minnelli smoking. Alec looks like a big boozer - and he's probably perpetually grouchy because he's always hung over.

She uses surrogates.

Nothing says whackjob like renting a womb to have a SIXTH kid

The neverending pregnancy has become a huge status symbol among upper middle class bitches. And not just the extraordinarily wealthy,like the Baldwins. Many wealthy - ish suburban women have about four or five kids in quick succession. No identity or personality, just " mommy". I blame the insane baby fetish that exploded in the us about a decade ago, where compulsive breeding is viewed as adorable and wholesome instead of narcissistic and self indulgent. Provided you're white of course, non white professional mommies still get bitched at and scapegoated. But that's America for ya.

[R45] Crazy as Hilaria. Paranoid and racist.

[R45] At least the Baldwins can pay for their children without demanding handouts from a population the profess to despise.

If they're now outsourcing to surrogates, there's really no hard "end date" to this thing, is there?

There is no way he has money for all those kids, esp if it's private schools at 30k per year per kid for all 6 of them starting at age 7?

He's gonna have to move to the burbs where the have a good public school in NJ or elsewhere.

No wonder he drinks!!!

This fucker will do anything to out do James Van Der Beek, where did this baby feud between them them even start? I’m surprised he didn’t feign loss of electricity in the Hamptons and IG himself gathering drift wood along the shore to heat the house and keep the children warm.

[R49] I think he’s going to be on a sitcom, so perhaps his earning days aren’t over. I doubt the breeder de españa will be getting many sponsors anymore, though. Maybe she can do Real Housewives? Or a Duggers type show. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

Maybe they’ll name the baby Coocomber.

Carmen and NewBaldwinita are 7.5 years apart. It'll be how many years until they have anything in common?

Will they be serving tapas at the shower?

this girl is un loca.

You all need to mind your own business.

What was the gender reveal party like?

OP, Are you really that ignorant?

There's a Duggar thread right above you, FGS!

R57 Are you lost?

Amateurs!

They've made it our business, R57. Thanks for acting like you're so above it, though.

R37 there ain’t enough rubber elastic to snap that cavernous vadge back to shape. How does Alec know when he’s having sex with her? Isn’t it like plugging a highway tunnel with a hot dog?

I like Alec, but enough already. The environment shouldn't be strained because you don't use birth control. Knock it off.

With six you get egg roll, or in this case tapas!

This one isn't about birth control. They rented a womb.

It's cool guys. I fucked her in Marbella.

R38 The scandal fundamentally changed their celebrity and careers forever. It's nice that they have moved on but the entire world knows she's a fraud. She wanted to be famous, now she's infamous.

I feel badly for their little moneymakers. I think it will be impossible for them to turn out okay.

This shit doesn't happen on other continents. Americans have a pregnancy problem.

In U.S., pregnancy is this emotional journey with loads of weight gain, tenderness, specialized doctor's appointments, gift showers, swelling, and culturally-sanctioned coddling.

In USSR, you simply have baby and it's all over with.

Why are Americans and their celebrities so validation-seeking, needy and disabled that normal events like pregnancy and parenting must be considered sacred and made a huge, tearful, fat ordeal out of?

Pregnancy is relatively easy and affordable everywhere else! In the U.S., though, it's too precious to be practical.

Alec now has his Quiverfull.

R69 = Yakov Smirnoff.

So, was he I living in that other house with the surrogate? Are we sure they haven’t opened up their relationship to get more wombs to impregnate?

Are Spanish twins three months closer than Irish twins?

For being ultimately NOT-one-fucking-bit Spanish, they certainly have a brood of NOT-one-fucking-bit-Spanish looking kids.

rude, thoughtless little pigs

Will the baby have his mother's Spanish accent though?

This bitch is loco! (that's crazy in Spanish)

Just an insane amount of kids. Literally insane.

But if you have 3 or 4 nannies/housekeepers/other, I suppose it's not insurmountable. Let the help take care of them.

R74, some of them look like Kim Basinger. Like they could be Ireland's full siblings.

My thoughts exactly, r49. The private schools for six kids all at once will break him financially. They'll be lucky if they can afford college for more than the first two children, especially since Baldwin is 62 and won't be making as much money as an actor as he did in previous years. These kids range in ages from 0 to 7, meaning they're going to start college when he's 73 years old at the youngest; this newborn will start college when he's 80 or 81.

[quote]In U.S., pregnancy is this emotional journey with loads of weight gain, tenderness, specialized doctor's appointments, gift showers, swelling, and culturally-sanctioned coddling.

[quote]In USSR, you simply have baby and it's all over with.

How did this weird post about the USSR, which dissolved 30 years ago, get 6 WWs?

Catherine McPhee just had a baby with her husband, David Foster, who is 71 years old. Foster may not live long enough to see the kid graduate from grade school.

We named her... how you say in English? Oh sí, ‘Cucumber’.

Maybe I'm taking this too personally but my dad had me when he was over 45 and it was rough growing up with an old father. I cannot even imagine having a dad who was 62 when I was born. Terrifying. They'll still be in grade school when they start watching their dad taking fist fulls of pills to stay alive and seeing a doctor every 60 days, plus the routine outpatient surgeries turning into inpatient surgeries turning into hospital stays.

from left to right: Eduardo Baldwin, Manuel Baldwin, Jose Maria Baldwin, Fernando 'Pancho' Baldwin, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Baldwin and James Edward Olmos Baldwin,

She carried this last baby naturally, it just wasn't full term. She wanted a tiny baby so she stuck a tablespoon up her hoo-ha and pulled it out like a dumpling. Hmmm now I'm craving dumplings.

[quote]Manuel Baldwin

He's from Barcelona.

Pancho Baldwin?!

Some of their babies together strongly resemble Kim Basinger.

Got a little high, forgot, and posted the same thing twice. My sincerest apologies for r78 and r87.

Usually, I don't like to repeat repeat myself myself.

Response 80, is post about having baby, not USSR, which was only referenced

Should have say former USSR to avoid hair splitting.

They're trying to get as much attention as possible

She needs other news to distract herself from faking a Spanish woman

Ireland can forget about her inheritance.

She won't be able to monetize her children anymore the way she has in the past. They'll do a reality show.

I understand why she wants to keep popping them out. I don't remotely get why HE'S going along with it.

I like how the sophisticated European Alec blames his problems on the American rubes. Why don’t they move back to their country of Spain where his wife’s accent and overlapping babies from various wombs will be embraced?

“How is that even anatomical possible?”

Apparently, Ms. Hilaria has found new orifices in her body to grow and birth children from.

I can totally see Alec popping off from a heart attack in the next few years, leaving Elodia with a houseful of kids and limited funds. Good luck catching another sugar daddy with that hoard, girl. Even Angelina Jolie can't manage it.

..Going into Octomom territory...

R97 I know right, I can’t tell if she had to sell her Churchill painting because she needed the money or if it was a move to spite Pitt because it was a gift from him?

My God, he's pathetic to keep going along with this. Imagine getting to his age and being whipped like this.

I wonder if they have any sense of their own children as actual individuals, and not just a lumpen, diapered mass.

Even if Alec lives past 90, he's still gonna have trouble keeping track of who's who. That's not a great situation for a kid, no matter how much cash the parents have to throw in its general direction.

R101 I imagine a lot of “Hey you! What’s your name?” and increasing more and more as he gets older.

I don't understand their relationship at all. I know she enjoys his money, and she's much younger than him and flexible. But she's nuts and always pregnant. Now they have this hoard of kids. How can their relationship even function? Unless, he gets another big TV big, his money is gonna run out FAST.

I can’t imagine having six kids with a blank affect sociopath. Poor Alec.

"Poor Alec," [R104]? They're both insane.

Alec's doing it too, he's not a victim here.

Yeh, Alec could easily and discreetly had a vasectomy several kids ago. Hillary wouldn't even have to know.

Lucia

That baby IS pretty cute.

Their kids are good looking...and that baby is very cute!

Eduardo.

A lovely name.

So, still with the Spanish names, I see.

So during the whole Spanish fiasco, “Hilaria” was swollen with Alec’s dick juices? Now *that’s* hilarious!

She’s looking highly Alison Brie-esque in OP’s pic.

I give it by Easter for the bitch to announce she’s pregnant again.

Can you say S-E-L-F-I-S-H? Daddy will become increasingly absent and Mommy has mental health issues. How many of these kids will be trainwrecks?

Eduardo is the last baby who is about 6 months old, I think.

Did she have this recent child through surrogacy?

She did a podcast with this head of NY-based surrogacy agency in Nov 2020.

Hilaria is insane and Alec is no prize. Their children are products to them (not independent humans). This won't end well.

It ends in death for him, in about 10 years. She's only be 47 and still have time to start a new family!

R108 baby has ridiculously gorgeous hands. Could be a baby hand model.

R58 It was a pinata party

Why are we still indulging this faker by calling her ee-LAH-rrria?

They should try for a reality show. Elodia's craziness combined with the pale remains of Alec's starpower + 6 cute kids (with occasional sullen appearances by Ireland) could make for good TV.

Her womb is so efficient it has partitioned itself to be able to accomodate multiple fetuses in varying stages of gestation.

they are sociopaths. They do not care about their kids. No one can really nurture and protect 6 kids. They are just addicted to the press about them. Using your kids on social media for clicks proves my point. They are like the octo mom. Remember, they batshit nut job.

Hilaria could rent them out as child models/actors when they get a little older. Six brats earning six modeling/acting checks could make bank.

How do you say in Spanish: The fucking environment doesn't need anymore fucking Baldwin rug rats who grow up to be spawn-spewing adults.

I guarantee you that's what they'll do, R127.

Perhaps they'll get a reality show. That'll bring in money.

I noticed she blocked comments on the baby's picture. Did she anticipate backlash about the name?

did he have a melt down on twitter? I can't find it.

Sean Hannity (sorry I was watching the end of it) said Alec lost his temper when people questioned how she gave birth again after just doing so sixth months ago.

I wonder why they are so defensive about it? It's obvious the little girl was born via surrogate. Why not just put that in the original announcement and be done with it?

Lucia looks like Carmen. They both look like Alec's mother. Those Baldwin genes sure are strong. Not one kid looks like Hilaria.

Very true: All the Baldwin kids favor their dads. Ireland and Hailey Baldwin could pass for sisters instead of cousins.

You people with the answers regarding how she could push out another crotchfruit...DUH. the baby is clearly full-term and not a preemie (she would still be in the hospital if born at 6 months) and so either done via surrogacy or adopted.

Human biology - how does it work?

I know Alec likes Woody Allen do he married his own Mia.

Would they have had the baby if they couldn't post it to Instagram?

Alec needs to start drinking again and calling his children names.

That's the Alec I fell in love with.

This spawn generator? Gross.

The way Hilaria tags sponsors I wonder if maybe they really do need the money?

Lol! R137

R139, those kids are definitely going to Catholic school. The last four are free.

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They stole it.

R134, yeah, they both look like their dads...yet, no, they do not look like they could be sisters. That's a bit of a reach.

He's the Voice of the New York Philharmonic.. I think his Mr. Wiener has also has a violent temper, always screaming to fill a hole.

He is the Voice of the NY Philharmonic. I this his Mr. Wiener also have a violent temper, always screaming to get into a hole.

So, is she obsessed with infants? Maybe she should have collected those creepy newborn dolls instead of generating living children who she's just not that into (once they reach the toddler stage).

Kidnappers

Hilaria to her toddlers “I’m just not that into you”

There's something seriously wrong with this woman.

She’s collecting kids at this point. It’s like she’s trying to continue her long con with the stereotypical Latinos have 20 kids shit. She named them all Spanish names. Bitch is committed to the Grift but needs TO BE committed to an institution.

I have alternated between hysterical laughter and mild horror throughout this thread. What is WRONG with these people?!

Why are are Hillary and Alec being so secretive now? They had their last kid in Sept 2020. There is no way that they could have had another kid naturally in Feb 2021. Obviously the newest kid was adopted or born as a result of surrogacy. Why not just say so? And while they're at it, tell us why they decided to have a kid five months after the previous birth. It does seem rather odd.

They are the ones who posted and announced this Feb 2021 birth. They can't expect that the public would not have questions. And "mind your own fucking business" is not an answer when they are the ones who brought up the topic and made everything public in the first place.

Because they're livin' la vida loca.

R142, Did Alec fuck the surrogate?

R153 They want the public to have lots of questions about this baby to distract from the faux Spanish grift. This is the photo version of vague booking. The surrogacy agency actually posted about the birth (but have since deleted the post). they wanted a sister for the oldest girl. They did IVF and only implanted female embryos but she miscarried. She then got pregnant naturally. It seems timing wise, as soon as they realized the natural kid was another boy, they went ahead and implanted one of their left over female embyros into the surrogate. I am sure they are really glad they have this baby as a way to take the heat and focus off of her lies and fake persona.

Let's hope this baby is IT. Alec has 3 daughters and 4 sons now--surely that is enough.

[quote]There's something seriously wrong with this woman.

No. There is something seriously wrong with this couple - Alec and Hilaria Baldwin.

Apparently, Alec deleted his Twitter after all the commotion about his snippy comment about Gillian Anderson

What did he say about Anderson?

Cross your fucking legs bitch! And get the fucking snip you fat old asshole!

R160 see link

He is so vile.

Billy Baldwin is the only normal one. Well, he's married to born-again Chyna, and she's kind of nuts, but really she's harmless. Billy is okay. I follow him on Twitter. He's political, logical, rational, hates Trump.

R164, Does Michelle live with them?

R162, He'll be back on Twitter, given his inflated ego.

R165. No, Michelle has visited with Billy and Chyna, but no, Michelle does not live with them. They live in the Santa Barbara area with their three kids.

Now if we can drive the bitch of all mothers to leave IG, we can move on and erase the Baldwins.

She just posted this on Instagram! they had to have another one because their children were desperate for a sister....

"Our hearts are filled with so much gratitude. The Baldwinitos craved so much to have a little sister. Many of you may remember the loss of their sister at 4 months in the end of 2019. There isn’t a day that goes by where we don’t ache for our daughter. When I found out our baby had died, I told our children that their sister was going to come, just not at that time. Nothing will ever replace her, but two wonderful souls have come into our lives, and we are humbled to know them. Our children were brave during our time of tremendous grief—braver than us...and they held out hope. To experience and accept life’s ups and downs is challenging, but a reality that all of us have no choice but to receive and process. I have learned that often our children are wiser than we are and their wisdom has guided us. Our rainbow baby, Edu, is such a blessing—we are overwhelmed by how fortunate we are to have him. We are living each day, bonding, and grateful for all of the very special angels who helped bring Lucía into the world. María Lucía Victoria and Eduardo Pau Lucas: our babies who bring light into our lives—almost like twins, we love you so much"

That post is so awful it sounds like parody.

Massive Eye Roll

[quote]The Baldwinitos

Gross.

[quote]María Lucía Victoria and Eduardo Pau Lucas: our babies who bring light into our lives—almost like twins

Wow, r24 nailed it!

I mean this is the woman who posted a play by play of her miscarriage...including posting pictures of herself in her underwear

She’s fucking nuts.

Covid broke borderlines and narcissists. They needed their attention supply and went to increasingly destructive and unhealthy measures to get it from a captive public. The public, unencumbered by work or social distraction, was finally able to see through the veil of celebrity to how mentally ill some of these people are. Hilaria is a shining example.

Hilaria is an example. NUTS. Alec is toxic and always has been. He views her as extension of himself. He's a fat bloated short legged low ass puffy eyed rageaholic. They are collectively grotesque.

What beautiful children they have. Far too many.

The fuck is a rainbow baby?

The baby you have after miscarrying a previous pregnancy. What a fucking emotional burden to put on a kid, 'cause you know those fraus don't quit calling them 'rainbow babies' once the kid is old enough to understand what it means.

Woooooow, I didn’t know that’s what rainbow baby means. Listen, it’s great to remove the stigma of miscarriage. My complaint with her isn’t around the cause, it’s that I doubt her sincerity. She seems to be the embodiment of deep inauthenticity, and I have to respect and look up to someone to take their advice. Also, let’s note that a normal person doesn’t have such a poor EQ and lack of humility, what does she believe are her credentials to be telling others how to live? She’s just silly. And fake. You know what is worse than Alec dying is if she died, with her mental illnesses and anorexia, she could wind up dead if she doesn’t have great doctors who are monitoring her — Alex wouldn’t last too long after that, so hopefully it never happens or the kids are orphaned and would likely be raised by one of the brothers {shudders}. She’s a beautiful woman, but has never looked more gaunt.

She and Alex are selfish assholes to have that many children, especially with Alec in his 60s. There's a better-than-even chance the kids will lose at least one parent before reaching adulthood, but these two just keep pumping out babies like they are medieval peasants who need the help around the farm.

She is living in a fantasy world. She sounds like she's talking about rescue dogs, not human children. God help these kids who are stuck in this narcissistic psychodrama.

A poster on Reddit posted her cartoon story about Hilaria's latest baby adventures. It is very wicked and funny.

R169 “Many of you may remember the loss of their sister at 4 months in the end of 2019”

A miscarriage at four months is misrepresented as the an actual death of one of their children. They become more grotesque each day.

With those parents always performing and competing for attention, I cannot imagine the drama and emotional chaos those children experience.

Someone needs to stop this Baldwinito #irisherasure. I'm tired of neglecting the important cultural contributions of my people. What makes dancing with your arms so goddam fancy!?

R185 Hillie McBaldwin

R185 I was hoping that the new baby girl would be given a name like Saoirse Bernadette Baldwin (Irish girl's name plus Bernadette, an Irish saint).

Christ, this woman’s going to be the progenitor of a new word “twinblings?”

After the second miscarriage of the girl, why didn't Hilaria have IVF and implant the frozen girl embryo that the surrogate later used instead of winging it and ending up with another boy, Eduardo? Poor Edu is going to be so fucked up when he is old enough to realize what happened.

And why are people so obsessed with having children of a certain gender?

According to trans ideology, they have no idea what the gender of their children are. They need to wait and have the kids tell them in due time.

what the fuck is a rainbow baby?

It's explained at R179.

How do you say clown car in spanish?

Only basic Hillary would use the term “Rainbow Baby.”

These two are something else. I mean, why not do the reality show already? She is an attention ho, why not embrace it? Or is that what sh has been angling for?

R196, because tv networks realize how grating the Baldwins are to most people

The main viewers would be people who "love to hate" the Baldwins

No one's eager to have a show on their network, where most of the country hates an entire family. Think about the kids, even the parents don't

I'm surprised she hasn't started one of those family vlog channels.

R168- Just wait. It's coming soon.

The only thing holding Hilarious back from going full reality TV is Alec. He can still remember the days when he was a bona fide star, and I'm sure the thought of letting all those cameras into his home pains his bloated ego greatly. She'll probably win out eventually though.

The only thing holding Hilarious back from going full reality TV is Alec. He can still remember the days when he was a bona fide star, and I'm sure the thought of letting all those cameras into his home pains his bloated ego greatly. She'll probably win out eventually though.

Alec should have kept it in his pants years ago and waited until he found the right woman to be with. I'm not talking Kim, that bitch. And he should have just kept accepting blowjobs to release that frustration. All these kids at his age are gonna kill him.