Tiger Woods Might Have Been ASLEEP at Time of Car Accident

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Why is this not BREAKING news?

Tiger has a few problems

One piece of good news. When self driving cars come along he'll be able to afford one.

Why didn't he just get a fucking Uber? He's rich!

Tiger Woods is a fucking pig. I don't care what happened to him.

I'm just thankful he didn't kill someone else. He was probably "medicated" again - he has a long history...

He's Asian, need I say more.

He’s still hot but yeah a mess

I have a friend who lives there and drives on that road every day to work and he said you would have to try pretty hard to lose control there.

Cover up! Why no tox report?

He used to have a muscled hot blond young man who drove his cars for him.

I WANT ANSWERS. I THINK WE DESERVE THEM!

Clearly , Tiger has a fixer.

It'll happen again and again until...

He swerves off a pretty straight road in daylight, and the cops say there's no probable cause for a toxicology sample? Fucking please.

Meds/drugs and maybe fell asleep. Can't stand him, it's a miracle he didn't kill someone.

What does the ex, Elin, say about his latest driving imbroglio?

Isn’t he the golfer who would pop Ambien before having sex with his mistress, who popped it too?

Allegedly they would record their trysts, in order to watch what they did, as neither had any recollection of it.

🤔

Is that what we are calling it now, "asleep?"

he got into the car just a few min before crash. I am not so sure.

Maybe there's no report because he was drugged and someone wanted him dead.

I saw the new documentary about him, a two parter, called “Tiger”. It is fascinating, and I know zero about golf. He was under so much pressure growing up from his deranged parents. I recommend it to anyone.

[QUOTE] Cover up! Why no tox report?

The cops claim they would’ve needed a warrant. They’re lying.

Why does this idiot still have a driver’s license? Take it away, NOW!

Nodded out. I don’t think anyone should be exempt from accountability of something like this.

Okay, but why? Lack of sleep or meds/alcohol. Oh yeah, they never did a tox screen so it has to be lack of sleep.

The only upside is that he was the only victim in this situation. If he was driving while medicated, he'll certainly pay for his stupidity: multiple operations and a probable end to his golf career.

Different rules for the rich and famous...

Nodding off is a sign of heavy drug use.

[quote]Nodding off is a sign of heavy drug use.

So are blackouts and passing out...

That's what comes of too much pills and liquor!

Cablinasian, please!

I guess he’s definitely hit old guy status, “I need to take a little nap during this long drive.”

Oh ffs, of course he was high. Has been for years. Everyone was paid off by his "team" because he's such a money maker.

Irresponsible piece of shit. Hope someone t-bones him before he kills a family of four or something. Get a driver, scumbag!

Another one like Bruscilla...knows he's getting old and crazy and medicated to boot, but doesn't have enough sense to hire a damn driver. Idiot. Hell, I was 26 when I had ulcerative colitis AND had to take 1 MG of Klonopin and I felt fine but I pulled over and checked into Holiday Inn for the night. How do people so stupid become so rich and those of us with a level of social responsibility just trudge along?

When I first heard of this, I thought it unbelievable he didn't hit a car going up on the other side. He should have a driver by now.

In all fairness, driving IS very boring.

[QUOTE] When I first heard of this, I thought it unbelievable he didn't hit a car going up on the other side. He should have a driver by now.

But then the driver would be a witness, R36.

[quote] Tiger Woods Might Have Been ASLEEP at Time of Car Accident

Hey OP, you're really a piece of garbage

That article doesn't mention that he could have been asleep. It doesn't say one damned word about him being asleep or why anyone has any reason to think he was asleep during this accident. All it does is talk about the drugs he's used in the past.

They have no reason to suspect that he was using drugs. The police searched his luggage and the car and didn't find anything. He was alert and responsive at the scene. Police had no reason to ask for a drug/alcohol screen.

And screw you for posting anything from the daily mail

Someone with a Vicodin and Ambien past addiction should have been drug tested because it was early in the AM and if he still uses ambien to sleep he might have still been under its effects. There may be a cover up in play I fear.

What I don't understand is why someone who has a net worth

of $800 million be driving their own car.

This would be like Elton John driving his own car or something.

Unheard of. I guess only in the United States.

[quote] What I don't understand is why someone who has a net worth of $800 million be driving their own car.

It wasn’t his car. Why would you think that?

It was a promo car given to the golfers to shuttle themselves back and forth from their hotels. When you’re on these tournaments you can either rent a car or you rate a promo car.

Well, they could’ve provided a driver as well.

R8, Only from the neck down.

Tiger woods has never been hot.

[quote]Apparently there’s no toxicology report.

wtf

I’m the DLer who while wearing my sleepwear, got into the car & rear-ended someone after taking an Ambien, and I had no intention of driving, just sleeping.

I’m not a golfer, a sports star or anything like this. Just a regular person who for reasons I will never understand, got up, started sleepwalking, opened my door, walked out, and drove into the back of an SUV. Fortunately, no one was seriously injured or dead & my attorney has just informed me that so far, there have not been any restrictions placed on my license.

The chances of it being dropped down to following too close are excellent, as I was not mirandized or anything like that.

But here’s the point: sleeping medication is a POWERFUL drug that can make you appear lucid and carry conversations, as I did while at my accident site incident.

I wasn’t drunk, high, or abusing meds. I was sleeping while driving, and Ambien is now something I understand can kill me and/or others because of the hypnotic effect.

Never again. I’d rather twist and turn a d experience days of insomnia, than risk it.

Tiger allegedly used to take Ambien recreationally and/or as prescribed. That said, he probably had the same thing happen to him that happened to me, or perhaps, it was just a bad accident involving nothing but shitty luck or bad driving or any number of variables, thereof.

I’m glad he is gonna be OK.

The makers of Ambien should be sued outta business. Just Google the number of people who have been seriously injured or killed while on it. Taking Ambien increases one’s mortality date and reduces one’s life expectancy to up to 50-60%. And it’s still prescribed.

Unbelievable.

Get well soon, TW.

It should be easy to find out if he had recently (currently) been prescribed Ambien.

Uh oh, is Tiger in trouble? Sheriff executing warrant for the vehicle’s black box.

^ What makes you think it's "easy to find out" someone's prescriptions?

[quote] HIIPA

Oh, dear!

Tiger Woods was unconscious in a mangled SUV after he crashed the vehicle in Southern California last week, according to a court document that also revealed a nearby resident and not a sheriff's deputy was first on the scene.

The witness, who lives near the accident scene in Rolling Hills Estates just outside Los Angeles, heard the crash and walked to the SUV, Los Angeles County sheriff's Deputy Johann Schloegl wrote in the affidavit. The man told deputies that Woods had lost consciousness and did not respond to his questions.

The first deputy, Carlos Gonzalez, arrived minutes later the morning of Feb. 23 and has said Woods appeared to be in shock but was conscious and able to answer basic questions. Woods suffered severe injuries to his right leg and cuts to his face.

Woods told deputies -- both at the wreckage and later at the hospital -- that he did not know how the crash occurred and didn't remember driving, according to the affidavit.

[quote]Nodding off is a sign of heavy drug use.

It's also a sign of watching golf.

But seriously, aren't most people, unfortunately, unconscious after crashing their car in a rollover? I can't understand why this isn't obvious. We don't know if it was the Ambien, or anything other than maybe black ice in the early morning hours. Such finger-pointers here.

Why are you making excuses for him, R54? The man could’ve killed someone.

I doubt the surgeon and anesthesiologist would have operated on him without knowing if he had drugs in his system.

R41

[Quote] What I don't understand is why someone who has a net worth

of $800 million be driving their own car.

This would be like Elton John driving his own car or something.

This.

Black ice in LA? R54 is a maroon.

[quote] Hey OP, you're really a piece of garbage. That article doesn't mention that he could have been asleep.

R39, I don't know if you're garbage but your reading skills are. The article the OP posted is all about how Woods might have fallen asleep, and it's from the NY Post, not the Fail. R1 posted an article from the DM, but it was in support of his point that there's no tox report, not to back up the "he was asleep" theory.

R55 You are preaching to the converted.🤭 This whole celebrity accident thing is ridiculous! Of course it was an Ambien-like substance! And no, there is no black ice in L.A.

^I was R54 oops.

Tiger is such a private guy he may have not wanted a private driver. Maybe driving by himself is the only time he gets some time to himself.

[quote]Maybe driving by himself is the only time he gets some time to himself.

To do what, sleep? Jerk off? Some PS5?

Does he still prefer waffle house pussy?

Was he wearing a jockstrap at the time of the accident?

R63, driving is the only time he has to do the NYT crossword.

I love to drive, so I wouldn’t have a driver except maybe in rush hour traffic. But an early sunny morning? I’d drive myself.

The hatred for him on here is over the top.

A man like Tiger would try to avoid a driver anyway, you know, macho athletes and all.

OP, are you yelling “asleep” in hopes that it will wake him up? Because you are too late.

They can always tell if the crash was because the person fell asleep, because there are no brake marks on the road. It's either sleep or attempted suicide in those circs. Obviously you have to do a tox screen to understand why the sleep, but early morning crashes are often tiredness-affected.

Sleep crashes are way worse if you had the cruise control on, because then the car doesn't slow as it crashes.

Is he a sociopath?

No, Trump is a sociopath. Let this thing go. It's too late to test him anyway.

Tiger is notoriously tight with money, maybe he was too cheap to hire a driver.

R73 Well we already know it wasn’t even his own fucking car and it’s doubtful he even paid for the gas in it and the way he was rushing he wasn’t about to refill the tank before returning it.

[quote] It's too late to test him anyway.

The hospital will have drawn blood upon his arrival. If the Sheriff’s Office wants that to tox test it, they get a subpoena.

As has been said numerous times in this thread, that information is extremely relevant in a medical setting before putting a patient under anesthesia.

[quote] driving is the only time he has to do the NYT crossword.

In ink!

there isn't one shred of proof that he was sleeping. None

Many people saw him less than 10 - 15 minutes before his accident. None of them said he looked sleepy or impaired

And just a little FYI, there's been like 13 accidents in that same spot. It's a dangerous road. The media is working overtime to condemn Tiger

R77 Well said.

They should have used this energy to get rid of Trump.

Beef Jerky

Crazy ambien driving

It really would have been a tragedy If his leg had been amputated. He was so lucky to survive.

Tiger never touched the brakes.

The man has a pent-up rage like tsunami. The effect of racism he faced in Thailand when he was a kid was long-lasting and scathing. I feel for him. Besides he has such a big, long, black dong, so he gets a free pass from me no matter what even though he's a bit on the fug side.

I read where he was hooked on Vicodin and Ambien and they call it Vicky and Amber. I think most know he is a drug addict. Look at the video between him and Jim Nance on the last day of his tournament. He is bloated and out of it.

R77. Hi! You must be part of Tiger’s PR team.

Likely a newbie, as you’re so transparent...but the accident stats were a nice touch!

R84 he experienced racism in Thailand?

Here's the latest. At this point, I'm pretty sure it was a suicide attempt.

Cause will go down as speeding, with no charges.

Wow, those new Genesis crossovers must really be relaxing to drive.

Wonder how far his pay-off money will go when he actually hits and kills someone after "nodding off" yet again?

I think this guy's an irresponsible scumbag - and I don't care how well he hits a fucking golf ball. Hope he collides with a tree next time he's out drug driving.

The corruption is as plain as day and no one bats an eyelid. The US is basically Russia now.

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Tiger thought he was in Florida when he woke up.

What would James Evans say?

I don’t know, but we ALL know what Florida would say.

Tiger says he’s lucky to still be alive and almost lost his leg.

[quote]It’s a drift off the road, almost like he was either unconscious or fell asleep and didn’t wake up until afterward

That's what happened in Waukesha too, according to CBS, MSNBC and CNN

He was on GHB no toxicology would have found it unless you specifically look for it.

Maybe he was MODELING!!

I love how the pink elephant in the room is being avoided.. “I’m lucky to be alive.” “I will never golf full time again.” “Its going to be a hard road”.

No acknowledgement of how it happened, not even a lie.

Drug addict and serial liar.

[quote] Tiger says he’s lucky to still be alive and almost lost his leg.

Well it’s a good thing he found it then.

I’ll bet it was in the back seat the whole time.

Fuck this guy.

If another car had been in the opposite lane that Tiger crossed into - perhaps a mother with her child - they would been destroyed by his heavy SUV. No interest in this bum.