Why did Matt Damon's body go straight down the shitter?

He's a fat dad.

Fat dad bod! Papa like!

Mom Bod

A tracksuit hides the folds.

If you throw flour on Matt Damon's naked body, it helps you find his moist folds

This is what happens when you drink beer your whole life. Bahston Strahng, my foot!

He's hotter now than then. Looks like an out of shape baseball player but still doable.

Jesus, is Idris Elba showing off a rock hard 9 inches in R4’s pic?

mars shit potatoes. Turns out very bad for you. Oh, and there's the lack of OXYGEN>

....

Age.

he looks better than Leo

He smokes and drinks heavily

oh yeah and he's Irish

and he can't suck Ben Affleck's cock anymore

He looks like a man who loves his beer and mashed potatoes.

He stays up all night eating ice cream and cheesecake with his girls...

talking about the cute boys

He reminds me of Sally Struthers...

Rubenesque, baby.

He’s still beautiful. I’d marry him.

Low-T

High-E

He's got Cottage Cheese on more than just his thighs

He just can't stop craving cock....um, I mean carbs

I totally mean, he craves "CARBS"

His tits are as big as Adele's

Forget about zones...

His tits are an erogenous continent

Why does pathetic pea-brained OP create dozens of threads a year about Matt Damon's looks? Hmmm?

Why does pathetic pea-brained OP create dozens of threads a year about Matt Damon's looks? Hmmm?

Why does pathetic pea-brained OP create dozens of threads a year about Matt Damon's looks? Hmmm?

Why does pathetic pea-brained OP create dozens of threads a year about Matt Damon's looks? Hmmm?

Why does pathetic pea-brained OP create dozens of threads a year about Matt Damon's looks? Hmmm?

Why does pathetic pea-brained OP create dozens of threads a year about Matt Damon's looks? Hmmm?

Why does pathetic pea-brained OP create dozens of threads a year about Matt Damon's looks? Hmmm?

Why does pathetic pea-brained OP create dozens of threads a year about Matt Damon's looks? Hmmm?

Why does pathetic pea-brained OP create dozens of threads a year about Matt Damon's looks? Hmmm?

Why does pathetic pea-brained OP create dozens of threads a year about Matt Damon's looks? Hmmm?

Why does pathetic pea-brained OP create dozens of threads a year about Matt Damon's looks? Hmmm?

Why does pathetic pea-brained OP create dozens of threads a year about Matt Damon's looks? Hmmm?

R24 = Matt Damon's "Wife"

Does he breastfeed?

This wind from R24's rant rushed across his tits and made him wet his panties...

Matt Damon's "wife" was a bar-back

She knows her way around a strap-on

Real leading actors have curves!

More cushion for pushin'!

Solid C cup

How did he go from a boyish wonder to a flabby Karen?

Age honey, we all Age

There's at least 30 years difference between those two pics of Damon. OP is a fucking idiot.

He's a fat tub of lard!

He's one of the good guys.

He's just between roles. A few weeks dieting and with a trainer and he'd be right back in shape.

His high and tight years were damn good. But I’d still do him.

That's more than just fit fat.

I too once had a body like the Matt on the left, and not all that long ago. Age and lockdown laziness have shifted me over to the right hand side of the photo, though not to Matt's extent. I blame the lack of exercise - no more weight training or running, though I have no excuse for lack of running, actually - and too much wine that I am drinking every night. Actually, my permanent semi-hangover might be why I am not running much. Must do better. Will start tomorrow, or in a few days, or...sometime after that.

Ah Matt! Ah Humanity!

R40, you probably don't have a gym in your house--I would cut you some slack there.

Comparing a 50 year old's body with his former 25 year old self? How absurd.

R42 There is nothing inevitable about fat. No one can be as healthily lean at 50 as they may have been at 25, but Matt Damon's current state is not inevitable. He needs to move more, do some weight training, and start saying no to pie.

He's an embarrassing Lardass

R44 He's an embarrassing Lardass NOW, but with some sustained effort and lifetstyle changes, he could shift most of that lard. He could be a hot dad.

He eats too much carbs

I’d suck those titties all night long!! Call me babe!

R43 is right. Damon is 7 years younger than I am, and I'm in way better shape. I still eat carbs, but I also exercise, and I dont drink which helps. I'm also not rich, and cant afford to go to a gym, let alone have one at home

He's a half-century old! And he's probably been snacking during the lockdown.

I prefer the contemporary Matt. Now that's a man. I'm sorry but I see that as fit-fat. Gerard Depardieu is fat.

I think he’s actually gotten better looking as he’s aged.

Love me a slightly flabby daddy

He has the body of a pregnant woman

I used to have a bod like old Matt; now I have one worse than the one he has now

its' FOOD

If I cut out breads, sugars, and wine and I eat more chicken, broccoli and salads, I can get it back

R54 are you pregnant?

R55, doctor says it's gonna be TWINS!

HIs body and especially his face was always basic. No great loss.

r13 Matt Damon is not Irish.

Fatt Damon!

Hahahaha!

Not scripted or staged; Minghella just let the Steadicam operator follow Matt as he queened out on set.

*steadicam

It’s pretty much an average body for a guy his age. Shocker. I’d still do him, I find the dad bod thing kinda sexy.

R60 Not scripted or staged? Damon is rehearsing one of the absolutely KEY moments in the book and the film. Begone!

How does his body look in this pic from a distance?

With a good trainer and a proper diet, he could get back in good shape in about 4-5 months. It's not THAT bad.

No rolls currently dictate he needs a shirtless scene or to have sex appeal. Wait until he gets another action movie or becomes a superhero.

[quote][R60] Not scripted or staged? Damon is rehearsing one of the absolutely KEY moments in the book and the film. Begone!

I think R60 was trying to be humorous, although evidently, it missed the mark.

Did Matt Damion and Ben Affleck truly write Good Will Hunting?

R67 Oh god, you're right. I've had a bit to drink.

That is still some sweet, sweet stuff.

Damion

Baffleck

[quote]There's at least 30 years difference between those two pics of Damon. OP is a fucking idiot.

Agreed 100 percent. Also, Damon's body looked great as recently as THE MARTIAN. I'm sure that, like many other actors, he gets in shape when he needs to for a project and lets himself go between projects. This should be obvious to anyone but a moron like the OP, whom I assume meant the question sincerely and wasn't just trolling.

It could be worse.

He lost a dangerous amount of weight to play a drug-addicted soldier in Courage Under Fire. His doctor forbid him from ever doing that again since it affected his heart. That kind of yo-yoing has to fuck up your metabolism. IDK why Christian Bale isn't porking out too--he's gone from anorexic to buff to fat and back again a couple of times just for roles.

why is this person's body different at 48 than it was at 25?

Apparently he has a drinking problem.

[quote] Apparently he has a drinking problem.

From yesterday.

He was a twink thirty years ago.

He has three kids. He's fifty.

At least his back and his liver aren't covered in ugly stains.

You DL twink obsessed twats. Give me fat Matt Damon any day. Woof!

Let's see your before and after, OP.

Looks good to me. I'd fuck him senseless.

Matt at a birthday party in Australia recently.

That’s Matt photographed with Chris Hemsworth and Idris Elba below, not in the first pic in Hemsworth’s arms.

R82, he looks like a British chav about to collect his dole.

Better titties: Ben or Matt?

[quote] He looks like a British chav about to collect his dole.

Perhaps that was his intention.

Now here's a man who always requests extra icing for his cinnabons.

Are “icing” and “cinnabons” euphemisms?

He’s still hotter than you, OP!

Lets see what you look like at 50 years old.

Why did Matt and Jennifer Garner (allegedly) dislike each other when she was still married to Ben? Apparently a number of Ben's old besties never cared for Jennifer.

I find her a bore, but at least she was a stabilizing influence on Affleck, for the most part.

[quote] Lets see what you look like at 50 years old.

When 50 years old you reach, look as good you will not.

[quote] Why did Matt and Jennifer Garner (allegedly) dislike each other when she was still married to Ben? Apparently a number of Ben's old besties never cared for Jennifer.

I hadn't read that. I read that he thought she was good for Ben, and that Matt's rabbit-faced wife and Jennifer got along very well. What I have read is that Matt didn't like Jennifer Lopez thinking she would break Ben's heart, which eventually of course she did.

Carrot bump

Still a top 🐕!!!

I prefer his body now...not a fan of all muscle. I think he is hot!!

[quote] Still a top 🐕!!!

A top?

Those are some delicious-looking dad titties.

[quote] Those are some delicious-looking dad titties.

How do they compare to Baffleck's?

Damon has a much better body than Affleck.

Recent pic of sweaty body during walk.

He’s not in front of a movie camera so he’s not at picture weight. That’s a phrase Joan Crawford would use to explain why she was eating or not eating.

He fat.

With Chris Hemsworth at costume party.

With Chris Hemsworth at costume party. Pic 2.

For Christ Sake, you queens. Matt is fine, he's aged, he's enjoying life, he'll get back into Some shape (not All of it at his age) if needed. He's like every other man on the planet. And yeah I'd get into bed with him if he wanted to, DadBod or no DadBod. Time for you perfect body gays to Wake The Fuck Up and Grow Up..

[quote}He looks like a man who loves his beer and mashed potatoes.

He looks like his middle name is "Mashed Potatoes"

[quote] He looks like his middle name is "Mashed Potatoes"

It's "Paige". Matthew Paige Damon.

I dunno for sure...

"But cha are, Blanche cha are!"

So cute.

Sexy face. Fatherly love.