Kelly Ripa’s Son Joaquin Consuelos Turns 18

[quote] He’s legal

Perhaps, but he's also aged out of any hint of attractiveness.

Gross

Gross, R2? Are you blind? He’s gorgeous.

Very attractive family.

ew, Kelly & Mark have lately been commenting alot about sex on instagram.

He’s cuter than the gay one!

R3, yes, gross. He's 18.

OP, do you track this informational in a calendar, perv OP?

[QUOTE] yes, gross. He's 18.

[QUOTE] OP, do you track this informational in a calendar, perv OP?

Here comes Momma & her missy 🙄

pedo thread

*MUSSY*

fucking autocorrect

Do these people ever stop living their lives in front of a god damned camera, even for a single nanosecond?

[quote] pedo thread

Not anymore.

That’s not tinynip; it’s nanonip.

Wow Mark is pocket-sized and Joaquin still looks tiny compared to him. I hope Joaq is a grower.

Poor Michael & Lola.

Cute kid, but he’s going to need some hair on his chest to be fuckable.

r18 his mother pulls in $22 million a year and has a highly rated show that's not going ANYWHERE. So he can be ugly, hairless, or missing his limbs and he still could pull some of the hottest ass or titis in the world, if mommy keeps his credit card active.

Do gay dads just automatically have gay sons?

We don’t have any evidence that Joaquin is gay.

Do we have evidence that Mark is gay?

Is this why Kelly surrounds herself with gays?

Good looking people like this make me happy that I chose not to procreate.

Wasn't he legal in almost every state last year?

And now he can ride my face in every state, R25.

I have no idea who any of these people are, but I'd love to have a four-way with all the guys!

Yum. Is he a top or a bottom?

Ripa fucks a gay.

Only friends with gays.

Procreates gays.

Minus her whore daughter.

I have been waiting!!!! He’s definitely the hottest son, and he has that innocent but sexy look. He doesn’t have that arrogant attitude most young guys do. I just pray he starts posting lots of racy pics now that he’s legal!

Tiny nipples. Shame. But absolutely beautiful face.

I doubt it, R30. He’s a mama’s boy and she’s keeping a close eye over everything he does. She probably won’t even let him go to college anywhere that’s too far from home.

The prettiest hole since Tom Daley.

R32

Agreed Ripa keeps him closer than the other 2.

Now that he’s legal I predict Kelly will go full Shirley Jones and start talking about her sons’ dicks.

They are all as tiny as elves...

R36, I’m big where it counts. Wrestling singlets don’t lie.

Kelly's shriveled up roast beef curtain flaps alone in the wind...

every time her PR reps plant an item about the "hot sex" in the Consuelos marriage

^^^ LOL R38. In Kelly's marriage, "hot sex" means they put the Astroglide in the microwave for 45 seconds.

I turn 18 in October. We could be a gay power couple.

Grass on the field, play ball!

DL pedos rejoice

This kid is CUTE.

Jealous hissing old bitches. hes adorable.

[QUOTE] DL pedos rejoice

Pedos don’t want muscular 18 year old hunks, moron.

He has a nice tight little body, like dad and big brother. Handsome face. What an easy life to lead at 18.

It’s actually not as easy as it appears, R46. Our little prince is suffering from dyslexia.

Kelly hustles for that $20 million big time.

Today she was playing with cat nip.

Please cancel that fucking show & put Ripa & Seacrest out to pasture.

Wait. you watch but you want them canceled? Change the channel or are you, ya know, mental?

R49

what the fuck-are you a ripa fan????

Seriously, Ryan today, what straight man talks this way.

Bloating? Pilates? Abs? Feeling Tight?

Ryan is gay, right?

This thread wouldn't be that creepy... if it wasn't for the fact that the average age of the posters here is late 40's-50's. Regardless of his age and how "buff" the kid is, he still looks like a 14-year-old in the face.

And then there's posters like R24, who seems to be insinuating that he's glad he's never procreated because he might end up with a hot son he wants to fuck.

Nice job playing into the right's portrayal of gay men being predatory pederasts, guys.

R53, so why did you choose to read the entire thread if you’re so concerned?

R53

do you not understand the website?

no one wants to fuck quino.

we want to fuck his daddy.

we also want to know why uncle david tyler & uncle ryan haven’t come out yet.

[QUOTE] no one wants to fuck quino.

Speak for yourself. I very much want to fuck him.

"And then there's posters like [R24], who seems to be insinuating that he's glad he's never procreated because he might end up with a hot son he wants to fuck."

Interesting...

Is there more to this story...???

he is cuter than the older son.

lola & quino got the looks in the family.

Is he popular in the showers after wrestling matches?

^^^

Well, if you a Michigan Wolverine, you’re gonna find out!

Yes, Joaquin and his jawline are headed to Michigan.

R53, I posted R24. I meant that I’m so very short, fat and ugly that I’m glad I didn’t create more short, fat, ugly people, i.e. the world should have more attractive people in it.

R59, I think R53 interpreted my reply...in his own way.

Yes, usually the one who’s quick to launch accusations of pedophilia is masquerading as a crusader against the very same act which consumes their thoughts.

those boys on the wrestling squad are gonna hate kelly ripa’s son.

[quote]Now that he’s legal I predict Kelly will go full Shirley Jones and start talking about her sons’ dicks.

STEPson!

Sheesh.

Kelly only knows being a mom and mark’s wife.

Next year they will all be out of the house & her husband working, Kelly might go full meltdown.

Joaquin getting his freak on at the prom.

Cute kid. Bring him to me when he turns 30.

He’ll be fat by then, R70.

He is the cutest out of those 3 Consuelos’ kids.

If only hotness alone were proof of homosexuality. But then, how would that account for you creepy fat whores drooling over him?

[QUOTE] But then, how would that account for you creepy fat whores drooling over him?

What the fuck, I’m not a whore.

Only because you can't even give it away.

Lola is the whore!

He’s so precious.

[QUOTE] Lola is the whore!

Don’t be so sure.

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No treasure trail or evidence of stubble there either. I wonder how he keeps the hair downstairs.

Father and son smegma. How nice.

He shaves it, R80. They all do at his age.

i'm dripping

All of the ancient caftan queens just felt a fluttering in their panties.

2:29

[Quote] "Take it. I don't have all day."

I don't know if this has already been said, but I would fuck the kid's father first. Maybe spit roast.

He should marry a red-haired comedienne and do "The Young Ricardos".

Very expressive with his hands.

So which one of her sons will come out first?

Michael is the only gay one, R89. Unless the daughter is bi, Idk.

Joaquin is now a freshman wrestling stud at Michigan.

Joaquin finally got his driver’s license!

Pedo R3 doesn't . . . [italic]GET[/italic] it.

Mmm, Joaquin is turning into a stud.

Michael was on his mom's show today (she is an executive producer of some Hallmark shit that he's starring in right now, trying to make him happen). He gay and Ryan's mussy was pulsating through his pantsuit when he greeted him. Michael is also a tiny wisp of a man, and Gaycrest towered over him.

Joaquin resembles the actor who plays Spencer Cassadine on General Hospital. Kelly should get in touch with Frank Valentini and have Joaquin lined up to take over the role from that actor when he jumps ship which he inevitably will since he's very popular.

Cute but he ain't know Robert Clarence Irwin, that boy is Hot Sauce.

🤔 Looks like a young Jerry O'Connell, who I do believe is a closet DLer.

R53, who made you guardian of public morality

Joaquin just won the wrestling championship!

Joaquin just turned 20. My, how time flies.

Joaquin is a hunk

I don't know what I would do with an 18 year old, other than ask him to stop the clock on the microwave from flashing 12 noon.

Coinslot or rosebud?