How do you sign your emails?

"Lustfully yours, John."

Yours in cuntitude

"Blessed be," or "So mot it be," depending on the content of the email.

Sometimes I attach crystals.

I just write "Thank you," then my first name. If it's more formal, I'll put my first and last name.

I work with people in the legal field and their signatures are followed by so much shit ("if this email has come to you in error, immediately discard," etc.). It's ridiculous. It makes the chain of emails so damn long.

Apologies in advance.

"Don't be a P.I.A. , T.I.A. , John" I sign almost all my emails this way.

What are you thanking everyone for? Are all these people giving you blow jobs?

I read somewhere (***citation needed***) that emails signed "Thanks" are more likely to get a response r7

"Thanks in advance for not fucking things up,"

MARY!

I don't. Emails were meant to be in memo from - the To and From are at the top with the Subject.

[quote] What are you thanking everyone for? Are all these people giving you blow jobs?

I write "thank you," always. For work emails, I'm usually working with people on a project and want them to complete their portion of the project. Also, emails can unintentionally sound rude, so I'm always trying not to sound rude. I usually have a salutation with the person's name: "Hi John." For me, the emails are a paper trail and I try to sound professional in them.

Be best

I like to keep ‘em guessing.

I worked at an international law firm and we were required to sign every email with the closing “Kind regards.” No matter how brief, whether it was internal or sent outside. It was mandatory - and people who didn’t do it were admonished.

Kiss My Grits

Regards... if you piss me off

Visit my OnlyFans page! 😈

Signing with just your name is passive aggressive

... why r19?

R19 I agree. The same goes for starting emails with just your name.

"Jack — I wanted to ask you about…"

I usually sign with just my name when I’m pissed.

I am always watching,

Have a blessed day.

Take Care is the worst. So insincere

Ha ha ha!

Cordially, Rolf!

I sign Thank You.

on all fours / ass up and lights out

Fuck you in advance, etc. ....

Yours in Christ

Sign off: "That's all I have to report, boss. Can't wait to suck your big balls,"

Under His Eye.

Mrs. Alfred N. Steele- Board Chair, Pepsi Cola Inc.

Aloha

-Presenting Hole

With the understanding that I own you,

Usually "Sincerely,"

Best. I let the receiver decide if it is wishes, regards, life, so many endless possibilities.

The worst is when people don’t capitalize their name. They capitalize everything else correctly but their name. Is it to seem modest and small? Even worst is when people put periods in between their name.

Best,

karolyn.doofusi

Account Manager

At work: Kind regards,

Personal: Fuck Rethugs,

90% of work-related emails I get are signed "Best"

There was one client I used to work with who signed his "Warmly" and it always stuck out and people would snicker in a DL-ish sort of way, though I'd heard through the grapevine he thought it was quite clever and unique.

Your favorite homo, J.

Veuillez agréer, Madame (Monsieur), mes salutations distinguées.

"Her Most Serene Highness."

Love, Assy

I sign all my business correspondence

"Forever yours,"

Personal correspondence

"Now fuck off,"

Bottoms Up, G

I sign, “Fank you, you readed my email”

No Backsies

Sieg Heil

Sucks to be you.....

[quote]90% of work-related emails I get are signed "Best"

That comes across as cunty to me, but it must not seem so to other people because it's so common. I hate it.

What's with this "Warm Regards" garbage? Who thought that was a professional sign off? And I only see it on work-related emails.

It viscerally reminds one of that sudden warm-spot in the pool.

Eat a dick,

Just sign my fist name. Sometimes I don't bother. They've look at the top of page and know who it came from.

r53 I hate the "best" sign-off and I immediately judge people who use it. To me, it signals that one follows trends mindlessly.

Dictated not read

Regrettably Yours

How does one "sign" an email?

Print it out?

Whoo!

"Your humble servant, "

Nasty Woman

Kinky regards

R42, there is a good possibility that the person is an Anthroposophist, or at least has some Waldorf School connection. "Warmly" is the standards way to sign emails.

Ciao...for now!

Sufficiently,

"Do Better"

Stay safe in these unprecedented times. Cheers!

A photo of my hole

Best, Burton

Best wishes

Mrs. Norman Maine

Formerly of....

Namaste, bitches.

People who sign their emails “Best” deserve the seventh circle of hell.

Best Ever,

"And so I most humbly take my leave from New York this 27th of February, 2021 Your Lordship's most humble and ready to be recommended, Bonnie Prince Charlie"

Adieu, adieu, to you and you and you...

If I were truly cuntish I would reply to emails signed off "Best" with "Best Ever"

Fuck off, and leave me the fuck alone. It’s unambiguous, to the point, and generally doesn’t result in any further communication.

many thanks

Cuntingly yours,

I assume you mean work emails?

I don't put my name as it's in my email signature (and in the 'From' field too - I always find it slightly weird when people add their name as well).

If I have asked someone for something and they have done it I'll reply with a 'Thanks' but for everything else I just use 'Regards.' It's sort of deliberately cunty because I don't want to use 'Kind regards' or 'Best wishes' when I don't actually mean that, and it's ambiguous enough to be interpreted as me being polite or being terse which suits me perfectly. Keep those ho's on their toes!