Name Kimberly Guilfoyle's signature fragrance soon to be available at Walgreens and CVS

Snatch

Eau de Cunt.

Eau de Coke

Grotesque

STANK!

Eau de Junior Minty Dick

Insurrection

Guilfy

Catch of the Day

Deranged

Princess Penisbreath.

The Best is YET TO CUM!

Stanky Puss!

Insurrection Shuffle

Toilet Water

HO BAG!

Trippin

Crack’d

Nazi Bitch

Old Coke

Eau de Losér

“The Best Is Yet To Come”!

Snort This

Blow Line

Buy This Perfume and I'll Blow You

terrorist sympathizer

Whorina by Coca.

Cocaine Coochie

Nosebleed

Vadge

Scabby Whore

Cover Up

[quote] Vadge

Sorry, that name is already taken.

After the Trumps go to prison and there is no cash left, she will rebrand the scent as:

Available, by Cumberly Guilfoyle

Skank Stank, Smellin of Goy

"In the Footsteps of a Slovenian Whore"

M.A.G.A.

Make America Gag Again

This should just be called “Cheryl”.

My Grift

Ham de Lady! Cortinas de Bistek!

Not Gloria's

"No Human Wants in That Box"

I think OP nailed it. "Old Whore" is perfect. Or perhaps, "Auld Whore"?

Shrill

Booty Bump

Fall From Grace

Tasty Twat!

Deplorable Waters

Coup de Twat

Basic

Tramp

"Roger Ailes Cum"

Je n’ai pas de cou

^Er sorry, I meant Trump Tramp^

Shuffle by Sedition

Lap Dance

Eau de Plorable

Sugar Tits

The Smell of Sedition

Inappropriate.

Stretched Out

Gaping Hole

Dyspareunia

Anybody's

La Pew

Eau du Cocaine

Spray or Sniff

Cootchie Mama

Open Wide

Drops of Labia

Eau D’Whore!

L'Eau d'Palourde

"Homewrecker"

"Fascinating Decline"

She went from Newsome in his youthful prime to that thing.

Concubine!

Clam-Anal!

Sweattée de Mêthe

Eau de Cunt ,of course

Trumpet Strumpet

Palm Beach at Low Tide

Miss Kum If You're Nasty

Newsom's Leftovers

Don's smegma

"MIR: Man In Rouge."

i have a ham bone

Griftwood

Poonlight in Paramus.

Skanque

Skanque

Eau d’esperation

GuilT "Guaranteed to make them grab you by your pussy"

Fetid Cuntpus

Puta

Malodorus Pit

Gash Gas

Skank by House of Q

Freedom

Sloppy Seconds, now available as Walmart.

Vieja Puta

Eau de Sasquatch

Gargoyle's not going to have just one fragrance, but an entire line inspired by the Designer Imposters series. Being a thoroughly incurable narcissist, she demands the line be in her image. So, she's collaborating with the product development team at Home Depot since she's sporting a fuck ton of their hardware selected by both DJTJ and Roger Ailes. Here are the trademark scents I've heard she's got in the pipeline:

- Addiction - Corruption - Harassment - Starfucker - Z-Pak - Entitlement - Rage - Soulless - Incarceration - Fuck Off and Die, You Social-Climbing Whore, We Disown You. - Our very best regards, The City and County of San Francisco

Home Depot will pilot her line in the Deep South and stock it next to the industrial grade solvents and sanitizers as an obvious cross-sell. If the pilot fails, they'll option the inventory to Dollar General and Piggly Wiggly where it will be on clearance for $0.99 per unit, all sales unequivocally final.

"First Lady"

By

Whoever or Whatever It Takes

White Powder

This one stays on the stroll.

In what way does this performance represent conservative values?

Remember, this woman was a peer of VP Kamala Harris.

Remember, this woman was the wife of Gavin Newsom until she decided she'd have a better chance of reaching the White House with a Trump.

Ha!

Eau So Low

Michto

"Michto" is French slang for a woman that only dates or hangs out with a guy for his money, to get gifts, free meals and trips.

Succubus by Guilfoyle

Q de Puss

Unhinged, by Prince Machiavelli

Malodorous Minge, by Walmart. For the slutty, unwashed skank in your life.

Effluent

R107. Why else would any woman be involved with these people ?

She wants to be First Lady in a Junior Mint presidency.

Crotch Candy by Dollar General.

When the double-wide is you.

She does have some very hot dick pics on her rolodex.

R115- We have a winner! 🤣🤣🤣 I'm going to steal it!!

One just knows Ivanka, Jared, and Lara Trump, can't stand her. DJT was said to not like Junior dating her.

But she's given a party role: managing Junior.

Pole

Delusional

Thanks R115! Just posting that gave me the herp!

Oops, sorry. R117!

Agree. It's going to Dollar General, not CVS.

Musty Breezes wafting from Down Under

Midnight Snatch

Pazuzeau

"The Best is Yet To"

Chanel No. 69

Yeti drunk dial.

Eau de Daddy Toilet by Kimberly

Cancum

Eau de Ho

R118- You are right about Nazi-Barbi not liking her. Jared as well. I&J were throwing a large outdoor party and DJr.& KG arrived and got all of the attention of the media. They were pissed! Lol! All of the women compete for Diaper DonSr's attention and approval, and Ivanka is very jealous of anyone getting attention from him. She and Melania fight lime fish wives over the pos. So sick. I&J were also extremely upset about the Jr.s popularity with the maga's. He was/is see as the only one who can take Sr s place in the GOP. Ivanka burned over this because she assumed it would be her. I&J hate the others.

Ode de Newsome’s Oldsome

Sale Chatte

I can not believe what has become of LL. She had talent, imo. Now she is a Saudi whore for a cutthroat murderer.

Mofongo Nights

Wrong thread, sorry. Just call me Smokey, lol. 🤪🚬

Sad Endings ,by Getto Society

Eau de Crotchrot

R136 I know your daddy’s a sultan 🎶

Passé

Eau de Ous,

Are we sure that Guilfoyle isn't Lindsey Graham in drag?

From the other thread with the funny GIFs of Lindz.

Yeast Mystique

Wiggy

R144

This GIF of Mz. Lindz is less creepy than the original.

CUNT NO.5

Le Scent du Jizz

I'm thinking more of a western/Ralph Lauren theme "Rode Hard & Put Away Wet"