Tasteful friends: does this London townhouse appeal?

Another photo of the jewel colours.

Nope, too qeeny for me if he has a perm tan line that high.

You can have that guy. You can have the TH. Though, I call dibs on the 2 chairs in first pic. Deal?

A closeup of the carpet and chair.

The colors are swell. 50% of the objets are silly. Not including the boy - he's lovely.

I’ll have the townhouse and the guy. The guy is Elliot Meeten. He’s a legit model with a lot of magazine covers and major fashion shows in his credits.

I want the lamp in the 2nd image.

Is this from the new Parent Trap re-make?

Are his CSL his own or enhanced?

I’ll have the guy, the TH, and the piano. R3 can have the chairs. R7 can have the lamp. If anyone wants any of the remaining items, they’re yours.

The lovely man is too young, the piano’s too big, and I’m afraid we’d have to smash his hands to keep him from fiddling with it.

I’m sure the children will find out soon enough that velvet seating wears and deteriorates unevenly. Until then, keep the naked bodies off the fucking furniture.

I'll take the sheep and sell it. That way I can buy the apartment and the stud!

I will definitely take the man!

I'd also take the townhouse, looks like it has good bones and potential once completely redecorated

I'll pass on all the furniture, pics, everything bar the man

Beautiful room is everything is removed but for the rug. I like the abundance of emerald green but the scale is off on all those little baubles.

Nothing wrong with the piano other than I don't play, so it would go to a more appreciative home. The green chairs are a little too "of the moment," like the stupid chandelier, though I would put two large sofas in the room in a similar green velvet. The sheep...as R12 suggests. The liquor cabinet I would close it up with all its present contents, like Tutankhamun's tomb, hidden behind a nice Chippendale-Gothick bookcase, with a matching on on the other side or a very large painting. I don't mind the Farrow & Ball "Dead Salmon" painted walls at all; it's dead right for the walls and would stay.

[quote]Why don't you have every room done up in every color green? This will take months, years, to collect, but it be delightful—a melange of plants, green glass, green porcelains, and furniture covered in sad greens, gay greens, clear, faded and poison greens? - D. Vreeland

*Beautiful room IF...

Why not just go with true green-ness of the 19th century? The arsenic makes visitors sick, kills children, and everything remains tidy.