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Let's Be 2005!

I'm Runaway Bride, Jennifer Wilbanks!

I'm more famous for my eyes than my racism!

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by Anonymousreply 78August 28, 2021 7:23 PM

Why is she racist?

by Anonymousreply 1February 24, 2021 10:10 PM

I'm 'I Want To Be A Hilton,' Kathy Hilton's flop reality series!

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by Anonymousreply 2February 24, 2021 10:10 PM

R1, were you around in 2005?

I'm NBC News, covering Wilbanks' racist cover story!

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by Anonymousreply 3February 24, 2021 10:11 PM

[quote]Why is she racist?

Okay, I looked it up. I forgot her story. Indeed racist.

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by Anonymousreply 4February 24, 2021 10:12 PM

I remember the media treating that cunt like she was some real life Julia Roberts engaging in some whacky hijinks.

by Anonymousreply 5February 24, 2021 10:13 PM

I'm just blowing through New Orleans.

by Anonymousreply 6February 24, 2021 10:14 PM

That photo should head-up a thread titled ‘Signs a Frau is on Lexapro’

by Anonymousreply 7February 24, 2021 10:17 PM

I'm the indictment and resignation of Scooter Libby.

by Anonymousreply 8February 24, 2021 10:18 PM

I'm Claire Fisher, driving away in my Prius as I listen to Sia's "Breathe Me."

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by Anonymousreply 9February 24, 2021 10:18 PM

I'm 'Sheer Dallas,' another one season TLC reality series.

Not even narrator, Larry Hagman, could pump up enough interest in me to keep me on the air.

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by Anonymousreply 10February 24, 2021 10:20 PM

I'm 'Property Ladder,' another TLC 'Trading Spaces' wannabe from 2005!

Several gays appeared on me!

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by Anonymousreply 11February 24, 2021 10:23 PM

I'm tRump "Univeristy", founded in 2004, but officially launched in 2005.

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by Anonymousreply 12February 24, 2021 10:25 PM

I'm this conversation.

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by Anonymousreply 13February 24, 2021 10:28 PM

I'm heterosexual Bradley Cooper.

The ONLY chemistry I had with anyone on my Fall 2005 flop NBC show, 'Kitchen Confidential,' was with guest-star and fellow heterosexual, Michael Vartan.

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by Anonymousreply 14February 24, 2021 10:29 PM

I'm straight, bitches!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 15February 24, 2021 10:30 PM

I never understood how Bradley Cooper became a sex symbol. The only time he looked halfway decent was in the first Hangover film. Otherwise he is fug even after the plastic surgery.

by Anonymousreply 16February 24, 2021 10:42 PM

I'm Lindsay Lohan performing the Stevie Nicks classic, "Edge Of Seventeen," on the American Music Awards!

I know that next year will be even more rewarding and exciting!

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by Anonymousreply 17February 24, 2021 10:59 PM

I'm keeping it gay

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by Anonymousreply 18February 24, 2021 11:01 PM

I'm wearing my Juicy Couture sweat suit and my Livestrong bracelet. Just got my chunky blonde highlights done. I have a feeling this look will be timeless.

by Anonymousreply 19February 24, 2021 11:15 PM

I’m a Bump-It... I’m more accurate than a lab test to know if a girl has herpes or not.

by Anonymousreply 20February 24, 2021 11:24 PM

Im Natalee Holloway!

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by Anonymousreply 21February 24, 2021 11:35 PM

Im these bitches!

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by Anonymousreply 22February 24, 2021 11:36 PM

I'm ready for my comeback Oscar!

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by Anonymousreply 23February 24, 2021 11:39 PM

Im innocent!

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by Anonymousreply 24February 24, 2021 11:45 PM

I'm J-Lo's curtains dress in the deleted scenes from R23!

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by Anonymousreply 25February 24, 2021 11:45 PM

I'm the 2005 US Open men's singles finals.

I witnessed Roger Federer beat Andre Agassi in what would be the latter's last gram slam final.

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by Anonymousreply 26February 24, 2021 11:51 PM

Im Whitney Houston on crack

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by Anonymousreply 27February 24, 2021 11:54 PM

R25 I'm the real STAR of that movie!

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by Anonymousreply 28February 24, 2021 11:54 PM

Monster IL was such shit, Elaine was the only redeeming factor.

by Anonymousreply 29February 25, 2021 12:00 AM

I’m Ashlee Simpson in gauchos!

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by Anonymousreply 30February 25, 2021 12:20 AM

Honey Boo Boo was born.

This photo was taken shortly after her birth.

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by Anonymousreply 31February 25, 2021 12:54 AM

Virile heterosexualist Mike “I’m Not Gay” Piazza married a Playboy Playmate.

by Anonymousreply 32February 25, 2021 12:58 AM

Charles and Camilla made it legal.

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by Anonymousreply 33February 25, 2021 1:00 AM

I’m Being Bobby Brown and The Dave Chappelle Show. Summer 2005 was TV gold.

by Anonymousreply 34February 25, 2021 1:00 AM

Does Mike Piazza know fellow heterosexualists Bradley Cooper and Michael Vartan?

by Anonymousreply 35February 25, 2021 1:01 AM

I'm British.

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by Anonymousreply 36February 25, 2021 1:04 AM

Watergate informant Deep Throat was revealed to be FBI Associate Director Mark Felt.

by Anonymousreply 37February 25, 2021 1:05 AM

It’s possible R35. He does know fellow heterosexualist Keith Hernandez.

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by Anonymousreply 38February 25, 2021 1:10 AM

You guys are slipping! 2005 was the year of this film.

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by Anonymousreply 39February 25, 2021 1:19 AM

Annette Bening was robbed by a girl from a trailer park who had a dream.

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by Anonymousreply 40February 25, 2021 1:26 AM

I’m YouTube. I might not be relevant now, but give me a couple of years.

by Anonymousreply 41February 25, 2021 1:27 AM

Barack Obama took the oath of office and became the fifth African American to serve in the U.S. Senate in January, 2005.

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by Anonymousreply 42February 25, 2021 1:46 AM

In Canada, the Civil Marriage Act legalized same-sex marriage across Canada, and Justin married Sophie.

by Anonymousreply 43February 25, 2021 1:55 AM

I'm Valerie Cherish, and after a long day at work - I DON'T NEED TO SEE THAT.

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by Anonymousreply 44February 25, 2021 2:11 AM

Reading this thread - 2005 was the best!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 45February 25, 2021 2:53 AM

I'm Facebook and I'm way less popular than MySpace.

by Anonymousreply 46February 25, 2021 2:55 AM

Speaking of MySpace, I'm Tom.

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by Anonymousreply 47February 25, 2021 2:57 AM

R47, I had a little crush on Tom the dork back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 48February 25, 2021 2:59 AM

Instead of me on the Supreme Court, you ended up with Alito.

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by Anonymousreply 49February 25, 2021 3:01 AM

Thanks to the religious zealotry of my whack job parents, I was finally allowed to die without a shred of dignity intact and with no suffering spared.

by Anonymousreply 50February 25, 2021 3:06 AM

I’m my student loans. Don’t worry you’ll still be paying me off in 2021 😭

by Anonymousreply 51February 25, 2021 3:11 AM

I’m playing World of Warcraft with my friends, and strategizing for our next batt- goddammit, Leeroy!

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by Anonymousreply 52February 25, 2021 3:14 AM

I'm dark blue, boot cut jeans.

by Anonymousreply 53February 25, 2021 3:14 AM

R52 That video brought back so many memories of WoW. I was in a guild with a somewhat notorious leader who would shout and swear at us.

by Anonymousreply 54February 25, 2021 3:23 AM

I worked for Dick Cheney and got indicted by the special counsel for my role leaking Valerie Plame's identity to the Times in the CIA leak scandal. I was convicted for my crimes, but eventually exonerated by pardon from the next Republican to serve as president who has as much respect for the American intelligence community as I do.

PS: It is NOT ridiculous for a person over the age of 12 to go by the nickname "Scooter," thank you very much.

by Anonymousreply 55February 25, 2021 3:25 AM

I’m all the grinding taking place at my senior prom.

R54, that must’ve been fun.

by Anonymousreply 56February 25, 2021 3:28 AM

I’m Marshall Field’s, a venerable department store chain that was gobbled up by Macy’s.

by Anonymousreply 57February 25, 2021 3:31 AM

I'm Abercrombie and Fitch....and I'm already a few years out of style.

by Anonymousreply 58February 25, 2021 3:32 AM

I’m an Australian dance-rock anthem!

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by Anonymousreply 59February 25, 2021 3:40 AM

I'm Paris Hilton's personal assistant.

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by Anonymousreply 60February 25, 2021 3:52 AM

I'm the God Warrior -- Marguerite Perrin!!

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by Anonymousreply 61February 25, 2021 3:55 AM

I'm your season 4 American Idol champion, Carrie Underwood.

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by Anonymousreply 62February 25, 2021 3:59 AM

Wow. I'm a child of the '90s, and never thought I'd be nostalgic for the Bush 2000s, and yet this thread is a reminder that now I miss it.

by Anonymousreply 63February 25, 2021 6:03 AM

I'm 25, physically perfect, and about to set the world afire.

by Anonymousreply 64February 25, 2021 7:40 AM

I'm the list of colleges and universities that have allowed access to The Facebook.

You can't join the platform without an email account from one of the schools on me.

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by Anonymousreply 65February 25, 2021 9:34 AM

Never opened an account on FB, or MySpace or Friendster.

That thing with the eyes in op's pic is psychotic

by Anonymousreply 66February 25, 2021 9:59 AM

He may be gay as a 2 dollar bill but Bradley Cooper has wonderful chemistry with women, including jlaw and Gagita.

by Anonymousreply 67February 25, 2021 10:23 AM

I'm DL Fave Sarah Jessica Parker enjoying being a girl in my second year as Gap model/spokesperson!

Pretty Khaki!

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by Anonymousreply 68February 25, 2021 11:18 AM

R9 I'm the bird shirt she's wearing, which were weirdly popular at the time.

by Anonymousreply 69February 25, 2021 11:45 AM

R14 Only reason I watched Alias back in the day was to get me some nasty sexual thoughts involving me devouring Michael Vartan’s dick.

I’m still surprised Bradley came out as the bigger star out of that show, don’t get me wrong I always imagined Michael topping Bradley and making him cum hands free.

by Anonymousreply 70February 25, 2021 11:50 AM

I'm sure I'll only last a couple of seasons...

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by Anonymousreply 71February 25, 2021 11:53 AM

I'm the gonnerhea I just got over

by Anonymousreply 72February 25, 2021 11:55 AM

I'm Jennifer Aniston and 2005 is going to be the beginning of a pretty bad year

by Anonymousreply 73February 25, 2021 12:12 PM

I'm the blogsphere.

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by Anonymousreply 74February 25, 2021 7:45 PM

I miss 2005. It was a pleasant year.

by Anonymousreply 75August 28, 2021 5:18 PM

I’m the 25 year old me. Happy, fast metabolism, svelte.

by Anonymousreply 76August 28, 2021 5:39 PM

I'm "Me at the zoo By Jawed Karim"

I'm on this website can watch other people's videos without having to download them from an FTP site.

I wonder if it will take off?

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by Anonymousreply 77August 28, 2021 5:39 PM

I'm Martha Stewart...just released from the big house..

by Anonymousreply 78August 28, 2021 7:23 PM
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