I'm Runaway Bride, Jennifer Wilbanks!
I'm more famous for my eyes than my racism!
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I'm Runaway Bride, Jennifer Wilbanks!
I'm more famous for my eyes than my racism!
by Anonymous | reply 78 | August 28, 2021 7:23 PM |
Why is she racist?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 24, 2021 10:10 PM |
I'm 'I Want To Be A Hilton,' Kathy Hilton's flop reality series!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 24, 2021 10:10 PM |
R1, were you around in 2005?
I'm NBC News, covering Wilbanks' racist cover story!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 24, 2021 10:11 PM |
[quote]Why is she racist?
Okay, I looked it up. I forgot her story. Indeed racist.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 24, 2021 10:12 PM |
I remember the media treating that cunt like she was some real life Julia Roberts engaging in some whacky hijinks.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 24, 2021 10:13 PM |
I'm just blowing through New Orleans.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 24, 2021 10:14 PM |
That photo should head-up a thread titled ‘Signs a Frau is on Lexapro’
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 24, 2021 10:17 PM |
I'm the indictment and resignation of Scooter Libby.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 24, 2021 10:18 PM |
I'm Claire Fisher, driving away in my Prius as I listen to Sia's "Breathe Me."
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 24, 2021 10:18 PM |
I'm 'Sheer Dallas,' another one season TLC reality series.
Not even narrator, Larry Hagman, could pump up enough interest in me to keep me on the air.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 24, 2021 10:20 PM |
I'm 'Property Ladder,' another TLC 'Trading Spaces' wannabe from 2005!
Several gays appeared on me!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 24, 2021 10:23 PM |
I'm tRump "Univeristy", founded in 2004, but officially launched in 2005.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 24, 2021 10:25 PM |
I'm heterosexual Bradley Cooper.
The ONLY chemistry I had with anyone on my Fall 2005 flop NBC show, 'Kitchen Confidential,' was with guest-star and fellow heterosexual, Michael Vartan.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 24, 2021 10:29 PM |
I never understood how Bradley Cooper became a sex symbol. The only time he looked halfway decent was in the first Hangover film. Otherwise he is fug even after the plastic surgery.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 24, 2021 10:42 PM |
I'm Lindsay Lohan performing the Stevie Nicks classic, "Edge Of Seventeen," on the American Music Awards!
I know that next year will be even more rewarding and exciting!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 24, 2021 10:59 PM |
I'm wearing my Juicy Couture sweat suit and my Livestrong bracelet. Just got my chunky blonde highlights done. I have a feeling this look will be timeless.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 24, 2021 11:15 PM |
I’m a Bump-It... I’m more accurate than a lab test to know if a girl has herpes or not.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 24, 2021 11:24 PM |
I'm J-Lo's curtains dress in the deleted scenes from R23!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 24, 2021 11:45 PM |
I'm the 2005 US Open men's singles finals.
I witnessed Roger Federer beat Andre Agassi in what would be the latter's last gram slam final.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 24, 2021 11:51 PM |
Monster IL was such shit, Elaine was the only redeeming factor.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 25, 2021 12:00 AM |
Honey Boo Boo was born.
This photo was taken shortly after her birth.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 25, 2021 12:54 AM |
Virile heterosexualist Mike “I’m Not Gay” Piazza married a Playboy Playmate.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 25, 2021 12:58 AM |
I’m Being Bobby Brown and The Dave Chappelle Show. Summer 2005 was TV gold.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 25, 2021 1:00 AM |
Does Mike Piazza know fellow heterosexualists Bradley Cooper and Michael Vartan?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 25, 2021 1:01 AM |
Watergate informant Deep Throat was revealed to be FBI Associate Director Mark Felt.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 25, 2021 1:05 AM |
It’s possible R35. He does know fellow heterosexualist Keith Hernandez.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 25, 2021 1:10 AM |
You guys are slipping! 2005 was the year of this film.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 25, 2021 1:19 AM |
Annette Bening was robbed by a girl from a trailer park who had a dream.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 25, 2021 1:26 AM |
I’m YouTube. I might not be relevant now, but give me a couple of years.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 25, 2021 1:27 AM |
Barack Obama took the oath of office and became the fifth African American to serve in the U.S. Senate in January, 2005.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 25, 2021 1:46 AM |
In Canada, the Civil Marriage Act legalized same-sex marriage across Canada, and Justin married Sophie.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 25, 2021 1:55 AM |
I'm Valerie Cherish, and after a long day at work - I DON'T NEED TO SEE THAT.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 25, 2021 2:11 AM |
Reading this thread - 2005 was the best!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 25, 2021 2:53 AM |
I'm Facebook and I'm way less popular than MySpace.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 25, 2021 2:55 AM |
R47, I had a little crush on Tom the dork back in the day.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | February 25, 2021 2:59 AM |
Instead of me on the Supreme Court, you ended up with Alito.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 25, 2021 3:01 AM |
Thanks to the religious zealotry of my whack job parents, I was finally allowed to die without a shred of dignity intact and with no suffering spared.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | February 25, 2021 3:06 AM |
I’m my student loans. Don’t worry you’ll still be paying me off in 2021 😭
by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 25, 2021 3:11 AM |
I’m playing World of Warcraft with my friends, and strategizing for our next batt- goddammit, Leeroy!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | February 25, 2021 3:14 AM |
I'm dark blue, boot cut jeans.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | February 25, 2021 3:14 AM |
R52 That video brought back so many memories of WoW. I was in a guild with a somewhat notorious leader who would shout and swear at us.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | February 25, 2021 3:23 AM |
I worked for Dick Cheney and got indicted by the special counsel for my role leaking Valerie Plame's identity to the Times in the CIA leak scandal. I was convicted for my crimes, but eventually exonerated by pardon from the next Republican to serve as president who has as much respect for the American intelligence community as I do.
PS: It is NOT ridiculous for a person over the age of 12 to go by the nickname "Scooter," thank you very much.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | February 25, 2021 3:25 AM |
I’m all the grinding taking place at my senior prom.
R54, that must’ve been fun.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | February 25, 2021 3:28 AM |
I’m Marshall Field’s, a venerable department store chain that was gobbled up by Macy’s.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | February 25, 2021 3:31 AM |
I'm Abercrombie and Fitch....and I'm already a few years out of style.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | February 25, 2021 3:32 AM |
I'm your season 4 American Idol champion, Carrie Underwood.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | February 25, 2021 3:59 AM |
Wow. I'm a child of the '90s, and never thought I'd be nostalgic for the Bush 2000s, and yet this thread is a reminder that now I miss it.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | February 25, 2021 6:03 AM |
I'm 25, physically perfect, and about to set the world afire.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | February 25, 2021 7:40 AM |
I'm the list of colleges and universities that have allowed access to The Facebook.
You can't join the platform without an email account from one of the schools on me.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | February 25, 2021 9:34 AM |
Never opened an account on FB, or MySpace or Friendster.
That thing with the eyes in op's pic is psychotic
by Anonymous | reply 66 | February 25, 2021 9:59 AM |
He may be gay as a 2 dollar bill but Bradley Cooper has wonderful chemistry with women, including jlaw and Gagita.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | February 25, 2021 10:23 AM |
I'm DL Fave Sarah Jessica Parker enjoying being a girl in my second year as Gap model/spokesperson!
Pretty Khaki!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | February 25, 2021 11:18 AM |
R9 I'm the bird shirt she's wearing, which were weirdly popular at the time.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | February 25, 2021 11:45 AM |
R14 Only reason I watched Alias back in the day was to get me some nasty sexual thoughts involving me devouring Michael Vartan’s dick.
I’m still surprised Bradley came out as the bigger star out of that show, don’t get me wrong I always imagined Michael topping Bradley and making him cum hands free.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | February 25, 2021 11:50 AM |
I'm sure I'll only last a couple of seasons...
by Anonymous | reply 71 | February 25, 2021 11:53 AM |
I'm the gonnerhea I just got over
by Anonymous | reply 72 | February 25, 2021 11:55 AM |
I'm Jennifer Aniston and 2005 is going to be the beginning of a pretty bad year
by Anonymous | reply 73 | February 25, 2021 12:12 PM |
I miss 2005. It was a pleasant year.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | August 28, 2021 5:18 PM |
I’m the 25 year old me. Happy, fast metabolism, svelte.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | August 28, 2021 5:39 PM |
I'm "Me at the zoo By Jawed Karim"
I'm on this website can watch other people's videos without having to download them from an FTP site.
I wonder if it will take off?
by Anonymous | reply 77 | August 28, 2021 5:39 PM |
I'm Martha Stewart...just released from the big house..
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