Seeing as how there’s already plenty of close-up color photos and video online of this “bisexual” comedian’s huge schlong and huge-er bussy, who knows where this could go.
I didn't know he was bi
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 23, 2021 9:14 PM |
Weirdly, unconventionally hot.
I'd do him.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 23, 2021 9:28 PM |
[quote]who knows where this could go.
God, you’re a fucking moron.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 23, 2021 9:42 PM |
R2 He's "bi" insofar as it helps him promote his image of "crazy, countercultural guy". Same as other attention whores like the singer from Green Day, David Bowie, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 23, 2021 9:43 PM |
R2 Well, he "dated" Rosario Dawson. You do the math.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 23, 2021 9:43 PM |
"Because I'm the petty functionary with the clipboard, bitch!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 23, 2021 9:45 PM |
Put a huge boner in his face and we’ll see how “bi” he is
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 23, 2021 9:50 PM |
Nudes?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 23, 2021 10:59 PM |
This skit always cracked me up. The guy that plays the cop is gay irl, can't remember his name right now.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 24, 2021 1:14 AM |
^ shit, I posted the link in the wrong field
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 24, 2021 1:14 AM |
It's free to follow as of now. He has three posts up, one of him sitting on the toilet with the caption "Chipotle."
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 24, 2021 1:37 AM |
He has posted his nudes before.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 24, 2021 1:41 AM |
He’s unique looking, and very hot.
I want to suck that hot dick.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 24, 2021 1:44 AM |
Nude shot while filming his show several years ago
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 24, 2021 1:53 AM |
Another. Just Google image search “Eric Andre nude” for more
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 24, 2021 1:55 AM |
He's got them child-bearing hips.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 24, 2021 1:55 AM |
Also, too: yeah he's hot, but you should ask yourself if you're prepared to get involved with the original mega-family-sized-fun-pack of crazy.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 24, 2021 1:59 AM |
R18 Yeh bc this a dating site, so that’s definitely what the point is.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 24, 2021 2:02 AM |
Yikes, no.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 24, 2021 2:09 AM |
Some thing about him is so damn cute
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 24, 2021 2:10 AM |
All his nudies are him half-hard. That is not a totally flaccid penis.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 24, 2021 2:12 AM |
R22 why do we care? Did he say it was?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 24, 2021 2:13 AM |
[quote]R18 Yeh bc this a dating site, so that’s definitely what the point is.
In your case it's more about drooling over guys light-years out of your league, but details.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 24, 2021 2:37 AM |
R18 Crazy-crazy or drugs-crazy?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 24, 2021 2:56 AM |
Whenever he guests on a tv show or in a regular movie he seems normal and even more attractive. And he's a musician, went to Berklee.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 24, 2021 5:00 AM |
He’s hysterically funny. His skits are so off-the-wall. He’s like Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim. I would imagine a lot of DLers would not be into this sort of humor.
The “gay cop” sketch is hilarious. Thank you R11.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 24, 2021 5:36 AM |
[quote] All his nudies are him half-hard. That is not a totally flaccid penis.
The two nudes posted in this thread, from Imgur and OMG Blog, are of a totally flaccid penis. There does not appear to be any fluffing done at all.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 24, 2021 5:38 AM |
#23, I'm just tired of guys fluffing their dicks up and passing them off as flaccid. I know what a soft dick looks like: the skin is more wrinkly and bunches-up around the head.
There are guys with long flaccid cocks but it's rare. Almost everyone is a 'grower'.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 24, 2021 5:42 AM |
The skin under the head of his dick is slightly bunched up. Also, depending on how “tight” a guy’s circumcision is, there could be less skin there to begin with.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 24, 2021 5:48 AM |
The Onlyfans is mostly a promotional tool for his new movie. its out next month on Netflix. He does have a photo of him in happy baby pose showing his ass crack tho w no hole unfortunately. But he plays with sexuality a lot in his comedy. He's got a huge cock, is willing to show off his body, and have fun with the idea of him being attractive. The intro video shows him trying to be sexy as he contorts his body to show off his moob.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 24, 2021 6:05 AM |
I've always found him attractive. Any guy who's willing to show as much skin as him has to be fun.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 24, 2021 8:08 AM |
R30 STFU cock fiend. Let’s hear about yours in disturbing detail.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 24, 2021 8:19 AM |
He’s also wearing a wig in the OF stuff. Which makes it extra weird.
He changes his hair with every season of his show and the last one was shaved bald (it was not flattering). It can’t have grown out that much.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 24, 2021 11:09 AM |
So cute and sexy, in the dorky way. The hot cock is a nice bonus.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 24, 2021 11:32 AM |
R2 Because he's not.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 24, 2021 11:41 AM |
Because he’s hot
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 24, 2021 2:23 PM |