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Eric Andre now has an OnlyFans

Seeing as how there’s already plenty of close-up color photos and video online of this “bisexual” comedian’s huge schlong and huge-er bussy, who knows where this could go.

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by Anonymousreply 3702/24/2021

For real?

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by Anonymousreply 102/23/2021

I didn't know he was bi

by Anonymousreply 202/23/2021

Weirdly, unconventionally hot.

I'd do him.

by Anonymousreply 302/23/2021

[quote]who knows where this could go.

God, you’re a fucking moron.

by Anonymousreply 402/23/2021

R2 He's "bi" insofar as it helps him promote his image of "crazy, countercultural guy". Same as other attention whores like the singer from Green Day, David Bowie, etc.

by Anonymousreply 502/23/2021

R2 Well, he "dated" Rosario Dawson. You do the math.

by Anonymousreply 602/23/2021

"Because I'm the petty functionary with the clipboard, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 702/23/2021

Put a huge boner in his face and we’ll see how “bi” he is

by Anonymousreply 802/23/2021

Nudes?

by Anonymousreply 902/23/2021

This skit always cracked me up. The guy that plays the cop is gay irl, can't remember his name right now.

by Anonymousreply 1002/23/2021

^ shit, I posted the link in the wrong field

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by Anonymousreply 1102/23/2021

It's free to follow as of now. He has three posts up, one of him sitting on the toilet with the caption "Chipotle."

by Anonymousreply 1202/23/2021

He has posted his nudes before.

by Anonymousreply 1302/23/2021

He’s unique looking, and very hot.

I want to suck that hot dick.

by Anonymousreply 1402/23/2021

Nude shot while filming his show several years ago

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by Anonymousreply 1502/23/2021

Another. Just Google image search “Eric Andre nude” for more

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by Anonymousreply 1602/23/2021

He's got them child-bearing hips.

by Anonymousreply 1702/23/2021

Also, too: yeah he's hot, but you should ask yourself if you're prepared to get involved with the original mega-family-sized-fun-pack of crazy.

by Anonymousreply 1802/23/2021

R18 Yeh bc this a dating site, so that’s definitely what the point is.

by Anonymousreply 1902/23/2021

Yikes, no.

by Anonymousreply 2002/23/2021

Some thing about him is so damn cute

by Anonymousreply 2102/23/2021

All his nudies are him half-hard. That is not a totally flaccid penis.

by Anonymousreply 2202/23/2021

R22 why do we care? Did he say it was?

by Anonymousreply 2302/23/2021

[quote]R18 Yeh bc this a dating site, so that’s definitely what the point is.

In your case it's more about drooling over guys light-years out of your league, but details.

by Anonymousreply 2402/23/2021

R18 Crazy-crazy or drugs-crazy?

by Anonymousreply 2502/23/2021

Whenever he guests on a tv show or in a regular movie he seems normal and even more attractive. And he's a musician, went to Berklee.

by Anonymousreply 2602/23/2021

He’s hysterically funny. His skits are so off-the-wall. He’s like Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim. I would imagine a lot of DLers would not be into this sort of humor.

The “gay cop” sketch is hilarious. Thank you R11.

by Anonymousreply 2702/23/2021

[quote] All his nudies are him half-hard. That is not a totally flaccid penis.

The two nudes posted in this thread, from Imgur and OMG Blog, are of a totally flaccid penis. There does not appear to be any fluffing done at all.

by Anonymousreply 2802/23/2021

#23, I'm just tired of guys fluffing their dicks up and passing them off as flaccid. I know what a soft dick looks like: the skin is more wrinkly and bunches-up around the head.

There are guys with long flaccid cocks but it's rare. Almost everyone is a 'grower'.

by Anonymousreply 2902/23/2021

The skin under the head of his dick is slightly bunched up. Also, depending on how “tight” a guy’s circumcision is, there could be less skin there to begin with.

by Anonymousreply 3002/23/2021

The Onlyfans is mostly a promotional tool for his new movie. its out next month on Netflix. He does have a photo of him in happy baby pose showing his ass crack tho w no hole unfortunately. But he plays with sexuality a lot in his comedy. He's got a huge cock, is willing to show off his body, and have fun with the idea of him being attractive. The intro video shows him trying to be sexy as he contorts his body to show off his moob.

by Anonymousreply 3102/23/2021

I've always found him attractive. Any guy who's willing to show as much skin as him has to be fun.

by Anonymousreply 3202/23/2021

R30 STFU cock fiend. Let’s hear about yours in disturbing detail.

by Anonymousreply 3302/23/2021

He’s also wearing a wig in the OF stuff. Which makes it extra weird.

He changes his hair with every season of his show and the last one was shaved bald (it was not flattering). It can’t have grown out that much.

by Anonymousreply 3402/24/2021

So cute and sexy, in the dorky way. The hot cock is a nice bonus.

by Anonymousreply 3502/24/2021

R2 Because he's not.

by Anonymousreply 3602/24/2021

Because he’s hot

by Anonymousreply 3702/24/2021
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