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Eric Andre now has an OnlyFans

Seeing as how there’s already plenty of close-up color photos and video online of this “bisexual” comedian’s huge schlong and huge-er bussy, who knows where this could go.

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by Anonymousreply 37February 24, 2021 2:23 PM

For real?

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by Anonymousreply 1February 23, 2021 9:13 PM

I didn't know he was bi

by Anonymousreply 2February 23, 2021 9:14 PM

Weirdly, unconventionally hot.

I'd do him.

by Anonymousreply 3February 23, 2021 9:28 PM

[quote]who knows where this could go.

God, you’re a fucking moron.

by Anonymousreply 4February 23, 2021 9:42 PM

R2 He's "bi" insofar as it helps him promote his image of "crazy, countercultural guy". Same as other attention whores like the singer from Green Day, David Bowie, etc.

by Anonymousreply 5February 23, 2021 9:43 PM

R2 Well, he "dated" Rosario Dawson. You do the math.

by Anonymousreply 6February 23, 2021 9:43 PM

"Because I'm the petty functionary with the clipboard, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 7February 23, 2021 9:45 PM

Put a huge boner in his face and we’ll see how “bi” he is

by Anonymousreply 8February 23, 2021 9:50 PM

Nudes?

by Anonymousreply 9February 23, 2021 10:59 PM

This skit always cracked me up. The guy that plays the cop is gay irl, can't remember his name right now.

by Anonymousreply 10February 24, 2021 1:14 AM

^ shit, I posted the link in the wrong field

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by Anonymousreply 11February 24, 2021 1:14 AM

It's free to follow as of now. He has three posts up, one of him sitting on the toilet with the caption "Chipotle."

by Anonymousreply 12February 24, 2021 1:37 AM

He has posted his nudes before.

by Anonymousreply 13February 24, 2021 1:41 AM

He’s unique looking, and very hot.

I want to suck that hot dick.

by Anonymousreply 14February 24, 2021 1:44 AM

Nude shot while filming his show several years ago

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by Anonymousreply 15February 24, 2021 1:53 AM

Another. Just Google image search “Eric Andre nude” for more

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by Anonymousreply 16February 24, 2021 1:55 AM

He's got them child-bearing hips.

by Anonymousreply 17February 24, 2021 1:55 AM

Also, too: yeah he's hot, but you should ask yourself if you're prepared to get involved with the original mega-family-sized-fun-pack of crazy.

by Anonymousreply 18February 24, 2021 1:59 AM

R18 Yeh bc this a dating site, so that’s definitely what the point is.

by Anonymousreply 19February 24, 2021 2:02 AM

Yikes, no.

by Anonymousreply 20February 24, 2021 2:09 AM

Some thing about him is so damn cute

by Anonymousreply 21February 24, 2021 2:10 AM

All his nudies are him half-hard. That is not a totally flaccid penis.

by Anonymousreply 22February 24, 2021 2:12 AM

R22 why do we care? Did he say it was?

by Anonymousreply 23February 24, 2021 2:13 AM

[quote]R18 Yeh bc this a dating site, so that’s definitely what the point is.

In your case it's more about drooling over guys light-years out of your league, but details.

by Anonymousreply 24February 24, 2021 2:37 AM

R18 Crazy-crazy or drugs-crazy?

by Anonymousreply 25February 24, 2021 2:56 AM

Whenever he guests on a tv show or in a regular movie he seems normal and even more attractive. And he's a musician, went to Berklee.

by Anonymousreply 26February 24, 2021 5:00 AM

He’s hysterically funny. His skits are so off-the-wall. He’s like Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim. I would imagine a lot of DLers would not be into this sort of humor.

The “gay cop” sketch is hilarious. Thank you R11.

by Anonymousreply 27February 24, 2021 5:36 AM

[quote] All his nudies are him half-hard. That is not a totally flaccid penis.

The two nudes posted in this thread, from Imgur and OMG Blog, are of a totally flaccid penis. There does not appear to be any fluffing done at all.

by Anonymousreply 28February 24, 2021 5:38 AM

#23, I'm just tired of guys fluffing their dicks up and passing them off as flaccid. I know what a soft dick looks like: the skin is more wrinkly and bunches-up around the head.

There are guys with long flaccid cocks but it's rare. Almost everyone is a 'grower'.

by Anonymousreply 29February 24, 2021 5:42 AM

The skin under the head of his dick is slightly bunched up. Also, depending on how “tight” a guy’s circumcision is, there could be less skin there to begin with.

by Anonymousreply 30February 24, 2021 5:48 AM

The Onlyfans is mostly a promotional tool for his new movie. its out next month on Netflix. He does have a photo of him in happy baby pose showing his ass crack tho w no hole unfortunately. But he plays with sexuality a lot in his comedy. He's got a huge cock, is willing to show off his body, and have fun with the idea of him being attractive. The intro video shows him trying to be sexy as he contorts his body to show off his moob.

by Anonymousreply 31February 24, 2021 6:05 AM

I've always found him attractive. Any guy who's willing to show as much skin as him has to be fun.

by Anonymousreply 32February 24, 2021 8:08 AM

R30 STFU cock fiend. Let’s hear about yours in disturbing detail.

by Anonymousreply 33February 24, 2021 8:19 AM

He’s also wearing a wig in the OF stuff. Which makes it extra weird.

He changes his hair with every season of his show and the last one was shaved bald (it was not flattering). It can’t have grown out that much.

by Anonymousreply 34February 24, 2021 11:09 AM

So cute and sexy, in the dorky way. The hot cock is a nice bonus.

by Anonymousreply 35February 24, 2021 11:32 AM

R2 Because he's not.

by Anonymousreply 36February 24, 2021 11:41 AM

Because he’s hot

by Anonymousreply 37February 24, 2021 2:23 PM
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