Looking to really get away from it all?

Would you like to be a part of an incestuous, sexually-abusive society? If so come to the Pitcairn Islands!

Oh hell no.

do they pit Karen against Karen?

Pictairn Island is the place where basically all the adult men were jailed in New Zealand, for screwing every 12-year-old girl on the island.

Underneath the palm trees and fantabulous history, is a social structure like that of a wretched little town in the hollers of West Virginia.

I bet some Wicker Man-type shit goes down there.

I don't think I could even handle New Zealand, so Pitcairn is out for me.

[quote] The Store contains three refrigerators and six chest freezers, stocking frozen meat, vegetables etc.

Yikes. What do they eat out there?

Human flesh, R7. Human flesh.

[quote] A successful Seventh-day Adventist mission was established in the 1890s, and Seventh Day Adventism remains the main religion on Pitcairn. However, all faiths are welcome as part of the community, and visitors and new settlers are always welcome at the church. The Sabbath (Saturday) is observed as the day of rest by most Islanders.

No thanks.

The lack of high speed internet is problematic...

You better get along with your neighbors. Ain't no one else.

R9 That gets me wondering if the Jehovah's Witnesses are there. They go EVERYWHERE.

[quote] They go EVERYWHERE.

So does Billy Jean.

They mostly come out at night. Mostly.

It's a gay paradise!

West Virginia known as the capital of inbreeding in the US but Italians from New Jersey take the silver. Utah snags the bronze

No thanks, OP. I'm going to be headed to Positano, to spend my time with Danilo Romolini.

A man fell off the supply ship that was making a supply run between New Zealand's Tauranga port and the isolated British territory of Pitcairn.

He spent 14 hours clinging to a buoy until he was found.

I once spent 14 hours clinging to a boy.

Can you imagine that, R18? What thoughts must have gone through his head.

R15, I'm the OP. I thought I remembered a DL thread about Pitcairn, I should have looked. Thanks for the link. I hope I don't get trashed for stealing now.