BREAKING: Tiger Woods in car accident

Deja vu.

Since OP can't link

NBC News saying "seriously injured":

Get ready

CNN retiring "moderate to critical injuries."

That covers a lot of territory.

R4 That means her face got it.

[quote] Drugs or alcohol?

Why not both?

*reporting

Damn...do not be a world famous black athlete in Los Angeles. This is only a year since Kobe.

He’ll likely die or be paralyzed if the jaws of life have to be used. Very sad.

Location: Rancho Palos Verdes, CA

"Significant injuries" - MSNBC. They've been talking about it non-stop for 30 minutes. I'd say he's dead.

R8 =

Does not sound good.

Looks like it was an Aston Martin DBX, a brand new SUV. Even has a logo affixed to the side of the car. Was he out for a test drive?

SAVE HIS BEAUTIFUL HUGE MASSIVE PENIS, PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!

Dain bread

I’d love it if at least one of Trump’s buddies bit the dust this year.

If he were fine, they would've already said so

Wow, that really sucks. Nive guy. Met him and his then wife years ago in Corona Del Mar

Is that the front of the car that’s all smashed in? Yikes

*nice guy

I take the jaws of life with me everywhere I go. You know, just in case.

That looks like a large expensive SUV with tons of airbags. Doubt he’s seriously injured, maybe some fractures.

[quote]...do not be a world famous black athlete in Los Angeles.

You misspelled Cablinasian, R10.

I hope he makes it.

very sad. i hope he's okay :(

Looking at the wreck my first thought was speeding.

BREAKING: He breaking both his legs.

One weird thing about this...it supposedly happened this morning, yet the news is just being released.

There are suitcases next to the vehicle so he may have been on his way to LAX

I have a friend that works as a 911 dispatcher. She texted me that he was totally in incoherent and dazed. That man was fucked up on pills, coke, and alcohol.

R15, I think it looks like a Bentley logo.

So will he miss his flight? Are tickets refundable now?

According to golf digest, multiple leg injuries.

Career over.

Actually on closer inspection is appears to be a Genesis GV80, which is a pretty decent sized SUV. Also brand new.

yes, I think he has a problem with pain pills. he's had 5 back surgeries...

He wasn't on my 2021 death list!!!

Incoherent and dazed could mean a traumatic brain injury, as well

was he wearing a seat belt at least?

well, at least his head isn't hurt.

Was he wearing a mask at least?

he isn't a nice guy. he's a nasty person who doesn't tip.

He's only nice if he needs you for something...

typical of many pro sports people.

Is he dead?

..said Alex Smith, NEVER!

Nothing new on TMZ so assume he’s fine and sends his love.

concussion at the very least.

[quote] According to golf digest, multiple leg injuries. Career over.

Why career over? You don’t need to run in golf. It’s leisurely. Wheelchairs welcome.

Well he’s fucked. I wonder if one of his legs might need to be amputated?

That is a Bentley Bentayga.

R48. you need your legs to walk to course. He had a back surgery this year and now this. He's basically handicapped.

At least now people won’t give him grief for popping pain pills like they’re candy.

The car is resting on the driver's side. The passenger side is undisturbed except for a broken window and a fully inflated air bag. They must've pulled him out through the windshield.

he's already 45. time to call it quits

Not wishing him any ill will but plenty of people are in horrific accidents with horrific injuries and they survive and live normal lives. This is not some 8 wagon train pile up crossing the Rockies in 1855.

We do have modern surgery and medicine. He is well suited to do well barring ceetain types of injuries.

In any event, what are people doing racing around in cars and traveling during a fucking pandemic. I am sick of these people.

R53, they used a "jaws of life" to cut him out of car.

Trump did it...

God forbid, R49. Even if it takes a long time, hopefully they will heal.

[quote]That is a Bentley Bentayga.

No it's a GV80 - and not even his own car:

Triple bogey in the SUV.

I can't wait for the tox screen results !

Michael Schumacher, Kobe, now 🐅...

It clearly has a Genesis logo on the side.

He hit the wall really young, around the time Elin divorced him.

Yes, he's known to be a bad tipper. Along with Michael Jordan, Scotty "No Tippin'" Pippen, Madonna, Rachael Ray, and yes, Britney Spears.

He’ll definitely test positive for opiates.

Whoa. The front of the vehicle is totaled.

[quote] Not uncommon for sponsors to give the golfers cars during events.

Well, they won’t make that mistake again.

Was he high, Clairee?

I pray we don't experience another one of those awful moments!:

[quote]was he wearing a seat belt at least?

Probably since he had to be removed from the vehicle. People without seat belts usually get ejected during crashes.

SAVE HIS PENIS!

Isn't it known be likes fucking his whores on the wall? It's why his back is so fucked up. Anyway don't wish anyone ill will even though he's a piece of shut trump supporter.

[quote] It clearly has a Genesis logo on the side.

What is a Genesis logo? Sega?

If only he'd taken a helicopter instead!

It’s been five hours and no reports on his condition. Not a good sign.

he's currently in surgery per his agent Mark Steinberg

If he was driving a car made by Hyundai, he probably made a turn going 2 mph, and the car rolled 20 times before crumpling like a piece of aluminum foil.

If he’s only undergoing orthopedic surgery to repair broken legs, why not say his life in not in danger?

R18 stfu, take your Trump obsession elsewhere

He's fine and not feeling anything...but his legs are a mangled mess. Man, I wish I could get my hands on one of those legs. I'd make a killing on Ebay.

SUVs roll over quite a bit.

The media is ACTING like he's dead. So aggravating.

Why is CNN using "Golf Digest" as their breaking news source for this? Sakes!

They’re saying multiple leg injuries. Of course that’s what they said about princess Grace at first. Ugh.

According to ESPN, it's not life threatening.

They can't release medical information without his permission. Death is another matter. So the fact they haven't said anythign may be a good sign.

You know, its really none of our business.

medicine has come a long way...they will probably put his legs back together....even if they have to screw and pin it in many places.

He broke BOTH legs.

Ha, and you bitches thought I was next to go.

I'm gonna put him in the death pool, I reckon he will OD on pills within 2 - 5 years

[quote]They’re saying multiple leg injuries.

Hopefully not that third leg of his!

Dammit! I had my money on you, R88.

[quote]Yes, he's known to be a bad tipper.

He's also a straight whore Dear.

[quote] You know, its really none of our business.

Oh, come on. Why are you on here, posting and reading, then? Nobody's advocating violation of HIPAA.

ESPN said Kobe Bryant was resting comfortably in the hospital.

Everybody PLEASE remember that I just broke in my leg in SEVEN places, in the middle of AFRICA!

Shame. He was such a good boy.

Was he alone in the car or did he have his secret male lover with him?

[quote] Nobody's advocating violation of HIPAA.

You most certainly are. Why are you being such a fucking hypocrite about it?

I am here to speculate and gossip, not to demand that announcements be made.

r73

[quote]They can't release medical information without his permission. Death is another matter. So the fact they haven't said anythign may be a good sign.

Hospitals have PR and media departments that deal with releasing information concerning high-profile patients and other cases with high public interest. His family/agents could allow them to release a statement or make one themselves.

From the looks of the vehicle, I wouldn't be surprised if he'll need an amputation or two.

Re: Ashley Judd. I must say I had no idea Ashley Judd has been working so diligently in Africa on conservation issues. I read around enough to know it doesn't seem to be highly publicized that she is living there a great deal of the time. Certainly not widely publicized like Angelina Jolie's quick in-and-out trips to places are.

[quote]That looks like a large expensive SUV with tons of airbags. Doubt he’s seriously injured, maybe some fractures.

What an idiot, you have no idea how air bags work or how cars crumple.

This reminds me of the Princess Diana accident. The suspense. The early reports of leg injuries, superficial, not serious.

[quote] You misspelled Cablinasian, r10.

I guess we know what "side" was doing the driving, amirite?

Has anyone screamed yet??

How long does it take to put a cast on?

Statement from PGA Commissioner.... "We are awaiting further information when he comes out of surgery......"

"WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEE!?!?!?" I LIVE IN A BEATEN UP CAR BASICALLY.

he was the only person in the car

there goes the TV ratings!

[quote] They’re saying multiple leg injuries. Of course that’s what they said about princess Grace at first. Ugh.

Who’s Princess Grace?

I guess my dad was right about Asian drivers.

We'll build him better than he was before...

How much legal trouble is he looking at once his tox results come back positive? Does he have other criminal history?

It kind of is our business if he's a public safety concern. Popping a vile full of pills and rolling down hills in your SUV is kind of dangerous.

Congressman and DL Fave Madison Cawthorn has a new Black friend! (His first).

I Google Mapped the crash location; looks like he jumped the curb and rolled *up* the hill. If it was early in the morning, then probably no traffic; very tempting to fly down that stretch of road.

he will be charged with driving under the influence etc...he's had a DUI in the past.

depending on what's in his system.

"Does he have other criminal history?"

Unless having your wife shove a nine-iron up your skinny fool ass for fucking around with a worn out skank ho is a crime, then no.

[quote] It kind of is our business if he's a public safety concern. Popping a vile full of pills and rolling down hills in your SUV is kind of dangerous.

That isn't the same thing at all. Two different issues. But then you must know that.

Didn't HBO just release a "Tiger Woods is back!" documentary? Talk about bad timing.

this accident happened at 7:12 am !!! Where was he going ? did he wake up early or stayed up all night?

Cue the sympathy tour as he arrives on the golf course in a wheel chair and the media goes nuts as TV host show fake tears of joy for his comeback.

Who gives a fuck about rich athletes who do nothing for society except build a fan base to get even richer? Seriously, has anyone ever lost a tear over YOUR career comeback?

Genesis GV80 is a shitty “luxury” SUV made by Hyundai as part of their luxury e.g. trying to be Toyota’s Lexus line. It gets shitty MPG too. Hyundai’s cars look great on the outside and interior with lots of options but under the hood is another story. Where they can scrimp to save money they will, judged by use of plastic components in parts. It’s why Hyundai and other Korean cars’ resale value is crap compared to Toyota or even Honda.

Now that Tiger has crashed in one, it’s not exactly the publicity that the underwhelming Genesis line needs.

He could have easily broken his neck. Aren't necks the most vulnerable part of the anatomy is car crashes?

oh Tiger Woods we love you get up

He could still develop blood clots and die that way...

I'm guessing he was bombed and doing over 100mph. That's a relatively straight road and conditions don't look to be bad.

I thought he was driving a press car and the logo on the side was advertising the tournament. The actual Genesis the public buys also has logos on the doors?

A sheriff’s department source told TMZ that they didn’t believe alcohol was a factor — but didn’t say whether other substances may have been involved.

Woods, who’s recorded 82 PGA Tour wins, was in the Golden State for the Genesis Invitational, which wrapped up over the weekend in the Pacific Palisades. He presented the trophy to winner Max Homa.

Afterward, he was on a two-day content shoot with Golf Digest/GOLFTV, the magazine said.

[quote]Now that Tiger has crashed in one, it’s not exactly the publicity that the underwhelming Genesis line needs.

It might bring them more attention that a celebrity was driving one of their SUVs.

Mercedes wasn’t harmed too much after Princess Diana died in one.

R132 He was given the car to drive because he was part of the golf tournament the company sponsored.

He presented the trophy at Genesis Invitational over the weekend. He was driving the car they provided.

R127, does anyone even get the reference around here anymore?

It’s sad that breaking news is the most exciting part of pandemic life right now.

KCBS in LA reporting just now he has non-life-threatening injuries

I wonder if they will investigate how well the car was maintained etc...

[quote]they didn’t believe alcohol was a factor — but didn’t say whether other substances may have been involved.

Because this is what rich drug addicts do, pills, baby pills. If you get caught, it's not a drug problem, it's a back problem.

Update from TMZ: 12:43 PM PT -- Tiger's good friend, Donald Trump, has issued a statement about the crash ... saying, "Get well soon, Tiger. You are a true champion!"

Rehab is his next destination.

[quote]I thought he was driving a press car and the logo on the side was advertising the tournament. The actual Genesis the public buys also has logos on the doors?

The tournament is sponsored by and named after the car company.

He needs to sue Hyundai.

"he isn't a nice guy. he's a nasty person who doesn't tip.

He's only nice if he needs you for something...

typical of many pro sports people."

Typical of many people period.

Wouldn’t have happened if he was driving a Buick.

[quote]Mercedes wasn’t harmed too much after Princess Diana died in one.

She wasn't driving the car. And it was going at a high rate of speed into a concrete column.

I'm still kind oh awed that Hyundai has made it as far as it has in the market and that they're producing "expensive" cars. I remember they were a joke POS cars in the 90s. I remember driving past a stalled one on Lower Wacker Drive in Chicago in 93 or 94. It had an "I ❤ Hyundai" bumper sticker. Not kidding.

If he's still alive I don't know why MSNBC has stopped EVERYTHING to report on this. Why not go back to regular programming and report back when there's add'l news? IT'S ON ALL NETWORKS. This reminds me of when Princess Diana was in that crash - they wouldn't shut up about it all day. Then Peter Jennings announced she was DEAD!

Tiger in a coma

I know, I know,

it's serious

"he isn't a nice guy. he's a nasty person who doesn't tip.

He's only nice if he needs you for something...

typical of many pro sports people."

Typical of many people period.

Typical of bitter DL queens mostly.

yeah. Hyundai ain't good.

Is KIA also korean and shitty?

Toyota is wayyy better

He has hundreds of millions of dollars, why isn’t he having a driver? I get that his life is very pampered and probably driving himself is some sense of normalcy, but if you wanna sext, you gotta look at the road, sweetie.

He is in serious condition.

CNN

[quote]I wonder if they will investigate how well the car was maintained etc...

It was brand new.

Possible scenario: early morning, creaky body with bad back not warmed up. Pops some painkillers prescribed for his latest back surgery and on his way. Gets over-confident behind big SUV and little traffic. Speeding to make the early filming for the day at the golf course. Painkiller side effects and unfamiliarity with the SUV plus speeding, crashes car. The car being a large SUV means it’s less forgiving when it comes to rollovers.

also, going in to operate on him without knowing what drugs he has in his system is quite risky too.

Whoa! CNN just announced that Princess Stephanie of Monaco was driving.

Somewhere a group of gay friends are sitting around with the TV on and one of them is preparing to SSSSCCCCRRREEEEAAAAMMMMM!

[quote] The tournament is sponsored by and named after the car company.

Right, but do the cars sold to the public have logos on the doors like Bentleys do? Or is that logo only put on there for the tournament, like how some cars are wrapped in Red Bull logos for a tournament?

I dunno, R152, you must remember what happened when filthy rich NJ Gov Jon Corizine got severely banged up in a crash because his driver was a fucking maniac.

Why has the world stopped for a drug addict who is good at hitting a ball with a stick? Did he cure cancer? Invent a coronavirus vaccine? Save someone's life from a burning building?

Seriously, this celeb sprots worship is out of control.

Matthew McConaughey somehow manages to drive a Lincoln completely baked off his ass, likely on psychedelics as well, and he's still with us... Tiger can't even drive a Hyundai without totaling it and breaking both of his legs and getting pulled out of it with the jaws of life? This screams serious substance abuse issues.

My uncle used to call him "a philandering bug-eyed half-breed."

I didn't like it, but it now seems better than "crashed in a Hyundai."

But I had to be carried out of the jungle by beloved men. MY injury is worse dammit. Look at ME.

^ especially when it's a newly killed one, R161.

I wonder WHET the queens in r158

Are they DLers?

R161 yeah and why are woke celebs like Dwayne Wade and Jada giving him a free pass for being buddies with Trump? Why isn’t he canceled per their own cancel algorithm?

R158, Tiger Woods never did anything for the gay community like Diana did. Shut the fuck up. She was worth saving, Tiger is just a rich selfish drug addict.

R161, he keeps lots of people employed. He has a huge fan base.

God, I hope his big, fat uncut cock wasn't hurt.

Was he wearing his 3-layer cotton Covid mask?

R159, no. it's promo for the event.

[quote]he keeps lots of people employed. He has a huge fan base.

So does Trump. What's your point? Trash is trash. Planet would be better off without either of them.

You type like a Repug. All about money.

Diana’s injuries were survivable. The French EMS system killed her because they didn’t get her to the hospital for hours after the accident... working on her at the scene instead of getting her into surgery like would happen in the US.

WHAT ABOUT HIS BIG PENIS!?!?!?!?

R168 What were Princess Diana’s last words?

“Would you leave me alone already? I’m a bloody princess!”

"I'm fine, guys!"

Has Jada made it about her yet?

He took the line "Put a Tiger in your Tank" quite literally.

R175 Please see R170

Has Trump offered his condolences?

I loathe rich people who are poor tippers. They should have a special place in hell. Being generous to service people would be one of the best aspects of being rich. People who have never gone hungry have no idea what a difference 5 dollars or 50 can make in a person's life. Fuck him if he was drunk or on pills. Get a goddam limo.

R173, he plays golf for a living. He didn't incite a riot. what the fuck is your problem? are you racist?

[quote]also, going in to operate on him without knowing what drugs he has in his system is quite risky too.

The majority of trauma victims are high on drugs/alcohol, and have food in their stomachs (which is risky for going under anesthesia) at the time of their accidents. The trauma teams know how to do deal with it.

As long as his THIRD leg is okay.

In 2017, Woods was busted for DUI in Florida after cops found him passed out behind the wheel of his Mercedes-Benz.

Police at the time said it appeared he’d been in a minor car accident before they found him.

He told officers that he had a reaction to several prescription drugs, including Vicodin and Xanax. Soon after his arrest, he announced he was seeking “professional help to manage my medications” and dealing with back pain and a sleep disorder.

He pleaded guilty to a reduced charge of reckless driving and agreed to enter a diversion program

Larry King Live interview tonight with Lana Wood, former wife of Tiger Wood weighing in on their troubled marriage.

The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I can't remember," Elin said, "just put me down for a 5."

If Buick hadn't stopped producing cars this would never have happened. Could he drive a rival sponsor's car for PR purposes?

Has anyone asked Meghan Markle if she's okay?

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

Obviously he inherited his driving skills from his mother's side of the family.

He was like Armie Hammer. Loved kinky dom sex

Wynonna Judd's leg injuries were far worse than Tiger's and yet he's getting a lot more media coverage. Just goes to show you how women are discriminated against in the media.

When Bob Costas is on CNN it must be bad.

If you received a Presidential Medal of Freedom from Herr Turnip, now might be a good time to return the cursed thing.

I hope Tom Brady and Lebron James stay out of California next February. You don't go there in February if you're good at the sports.

BREAKING NEWS ---- I farted

Never mind. Kobe Bryant died in January. My bad. Edit to say...just stay out of California until March.

Omg. Nooooo! R198

I just heard Tiger Woods was in a trainwreck! What did he plow into this time, a stripper or a waitress?

[quote]Wynonna Judd's leg injuries were far worse than Tiger's and yet he's getting a lot more media coverage. Just goes to show you how women are discriminated against in the media.

She's not as famous as he is. Has nothing to do with men vs woman. Come on, look at how the press went bat shit crazy about Princess Diana in the day.

What was on his IPod?

Notice the absence of Black concern for Tiger Woods. He told us point blank from day one that he did not identify as Black. It is what it is.

Thoughts and prayers.

With the look of that car I suspect his legs will be toast.

I’ll bet the police report will describe him as a black male.

The only way he rolled over an SUV that far from the road on a residential street in broad daylight at 7am is by being high and driving at 100mph.

With his legs banged up he’ll at least get his painkiller prescriptions filled no questions asked.

He and our Madison can now play wheelchair golf.

If anyone knows a thing or two about being black, it's me!

Maybe Phil Mickelson can FINALLY win that elusive US Open

Does msnbc really need to devote their entire coverage to this? Really? Nothing else going on in the world?

*hiccup*

CNN is covering it non-stop too. It's just too much. Can Trump stub his toe or something?

Could he have fallen asleep, so that the car drifted into the opposite lane? Could he have been drunk, though highly unlikely at 7am? High as a kite? Lots of questions left to be answered, that's for sure.

R203, this was also on his iPod:

Ratings, baby.

Golf is often dismissed around here as straight, white, lame, and on and on.

Yet, here we are on our 200+ response thread talking about a golf star.

Love or hate golf and Tiger Woods, everyone knows who he is and a lot of folks are gonna watch and talk about it.

[quote] Mercedes wasn’t harmed too much after Princess Diana died in one.

I won’t ride in a German car.

Right but it was an accident and he doesn’t have life threatening injuries and he’s going to survive. Why is cable news letting this take over their entire programs? A lot of important shit happened today. I turned on Nicole Wallace to hear about the congressional hearings about 1/6 and it’s been about a GOLFER instead. Outrageous.

Very original, r185.

We haven’t heard that yet. Nope.

I think r219 wants to speak to MSNBC’s manager.

[Quote] He is in serious condition.

That means his face got it.

[quote] This is not some 8 wagon train pile up crossing the Rockies in 1855.

Just so you know, this had me rolling in the aisle!!

😂

If he's an organ donor call me! I don't mind some chocolate-vanilla swirl.

ETTD

[quote] In any event, what are people doing racing around in cars and traveling during a fucking pandemic. I am sick of these people.

Are you serious? People are working and have to shop for food and go to the doctor’s office. Tiger was in town for work. What a ridiculous statement you made.

Oh and news flash: people race around 24/7. They don’t stop speeding because of a virus.

R217 I'm pretty sure its his sex scandals and not the sport of golf that has made him a gossip fodder in a place like DL.

I looked up what "Serious Condition" means:

[bold]Serious - Vital signs may be unstable and not within normal limits. Patient is acutely ill. Indicators are questionable.

Critical - Vital signs are unstable and not within normal limits. Patient may be unconscious.

Well I guess R219 got ahold of the manager. Nicolle has moved on to the Congressional hearings.

SUVs are prone to rollover accidents especially when speeding, it has to do with center of gravity. They just don’t handle and drive as well from a pure, driving experience than smaller sedans. But most people ignore this point because they’re hellbent on getting SUVs.

Truly I hope he’s going to recover... but I’m cackling like a hen reading these comments.

[Quote]news flash: people race around 24/7. They don’t stop speeding because of a virus.

Actually people started speeding more during the pandemic because there are fewer cars on the road. Empty, wide open spaces are tempting. CHP issued more speeding tickets back in April and put out bulletins and warnings on electronic signs.

If you think this was bad, you should see him on a golf cart after leaving the clubhouse.

May He Rest In Peace And May His Memory Be A Blessing

They are lifting the SUV away now. Looks like most of the passenger compartment is intact, the engine compartment crumpled like it is supposed to. Looks like it held up pretty well.

I don’t think he planned on being a crash test dummy.

It's the drinking again, isn't it?

A lot of fuss and bother.

Despite his messy personal life, I’m still a fan. I wanted to see him break Nicklaus’s record. I hope he’s all right.

It's been hours, surely he's out of surgery????

TMZ now saying that a source from the fire department says the jaws of life were not used.

A Los Angeles law enforcement source tells CNN Tiger Wood has "non-life-threatening injuries" but has suffered from "compound fractures in his legs."

Further, the source says no field sobriety test was administered due to the seriousness of the injuries.

Let's get to the most important detail, is Tiger cut or uncut?

Titanium is rebuilding those legs. Takes time.

[quote] [R158], Tiger Woods never did anything for the gay community like Diana did. Shut the fuck up. She was worth saving, Tiger is just a rich selfish drug addict.

Calm yourself, r168. No one said said anything nasty about Diana, nor compared her worth to Tiger's.. The Princess Diana scream video is a long-running source of amusement on DL.

R240, easier said than done.

Wynona didn't get as much coverage because she's overweight and butch.

Well can't we give him the benefit of doubt? My first thought this morning was black ice? I've driven in February before at 7 am and hit black ice. I google mapped Hawthorne and Black Horse road. Too lazy to post, but he may have been in a hurry, driving too fast around a long turn and hit black ice. You never know. It's sad because he has children who are probably worried.

^That poor car.

Take him out of golf, he’s nothing special or worth all this energy on this car crash

He kinda reminds me of a way less psycho OJ

Jesus, it must be a slow news day. Katy Tur was practically crying. Calm the fuck down, dear.

Ice r248? In LA?!

The media is trying to cover-up the fact that he also ran over Ben Vereen.

The only ice in LA is capitalized.

Yeah people are treating it like he died r251, he is fine. From reports the injuries are primarily on his leg and were not life threatening.

We built him back! Bigger! Better! Faster! Stronger!

[quote]Well can't we give him the benefit of doubt? My first thought this morning was black ice?

It's a beautifully sunny day in California, just like any other to 75F. Black ice? Snow, in LA? Are you high?

Wolf Blitzer: "I'm sure people all over the world are praying for him right now."

Oh, he just ran into Caitlyn.

Nurses who have seen his leaked cock pic will be lining up to offer him TLC while he's bedridden.

It's Ashley that busted her leg. Wynonna's been known to break a chair or two however.

Will he ever golf again????

So Tiger Woods, Caitlyn, and Princess Diana are driving down the street.....

Wolf Blitzer: The whole world is watching what will happen with Tiger.

World to Wolf: We're busy with bigger problems than that.

If Jane Velez Mitchell were on this story we'd know all the dirt by now.

^That poor chair.

[quote]Katy Tur was practically crying.

That's not why she is crying, she doesn't want her attention seeking father from LA to show up.

Will there be another candlelight ceremony at the White House for Tiger's recovery?

There will be one for his dick here.

Why do we need wall to wall coverage for someone who got into an accident, and will most certainly survive. Time to move on folks....Jesus.

[quote]TMZ now saying that a source from the fire department says the jaws of life were not used.

It looks like they were probably able to just pull him out through the windshield... which looks like it shattered or they cut it away.

Tiger is a teflon celeb. He can’t be cancelled even though he’s Trump’s pal, serial cheater, substance abuser, awful boss to former caddie, selfish prick to friends, bad taste in women, whores around with strippers/ ho bags, etc.... Why, because he plays golf and is said to transcend race. Whatever.

The media keeps repeating there were no skid marks.

They checked his underwear?

If this had happened yesterday, Tiger would be competing with the 500K deaths media coverage.

Have Diamond and Silk checked in yet?

And yet nary a word from the likes of Wolf Blitzer when Dustin Diamond aka Screech died. MEDIA BIAS!!!!!!

If only he hade lined the car with My Pillows.

Has MSNBC blamed Trump for the accident yet?

No it was ANTIFA.

I'll just bet he was one of those baby eating celebrities!

I guess he won't be playing the Masters this year.

IMO, he peaked so early. It was almost impossible to do anything, afterwards, that wasn't a disappointment.

Also, his father is apparently buried in an unmarked grave somewhere in Kansas. I don't think his mother and father had a great relationship.

My monster cock is still here, bitches!

This is why we need more guns in schools.

[quote] Further, the source says no field sobriety test was administered due to the seriousness of the injuries.

Whuuuut? They didn’t make him do the walk and turn? Or the heel-toe exercises?!

Celebrity privilege.

He just had back surgery and is probably on painkillers. So, I'm sure TMZ or some other rag will come out with the "Tiger on Opiods During Car Crash" headline.

Tiger should go to the Judge Janine School of Driving. She can do 120 in a 65 zone after 3 boxes of wine and a few gin rickeys, all while hollering a screed about Hillary Clinton!

I don't get the breathless, wall-to-wall coverage of Woods on MSNBC. It's about all Nicole Wallace can talk about. He's not dead. Apparently he's not even seriously injured, reportedly having walked away on his own two feet.

Considering the severe damage to the front of the SUV (Genesis GV80) the passenger compartment, and in particular the panoramic glass roof, is still intact. Most new/newer cars are designed to have crumple zones in the front to protect passengers in severe crashes. The details of the incident are forthcoming and I would think Hyunadi/Genesis should be proud of how this vehicle fared in an end-over-end flip/crash.

[quote]He just had back surgery and is probably on painkillers.

Hey, that was my excuse. Worked for me.

I hope he just dies. I hate lingering injury celebrity stories. So tiresome.

R283. You are wrong for that one. Who in their right mind just take pictures of their junk while fully clothed. The guy is a tragic mess.

r283, can you please post a pic of Tiger's monster cock. Thanks.

[quote]He just had back surgery and is probably on painkillers. So, I'm sure TMZ or some other rag will come out with the "Tiger on Opiods During Car Crash" headline.

He probably was on opioids. And he shouldn't be driving if he just had back surgery and still needs painkillers.

A crowd is forming outside the hospital.

Seriously?

This might be one of the biggest overreactions by the media ever. Turns out he walked out of the car? Lmao! American media is a disgrace. They probably greased his brakes hoping for something bigger.

It's strange how media is covering this like he is dead.

TIGER is a TRUMP SUPPORTER.......Has been for years....

Was his penis injured?

Meanwhile, Prince Philip's hospitalization has been extended indefinitely.

Uh oh . . .

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Things that happened today that are more important than a sex addict golfer breaking a couple of bones:

Senate hearings with the top brass of the security at the capitol $1.9 trillion stimulus bill moving swiftly thru the house confirmation hearings for the first native american appointed to a cabinet position a black woman being confirmed to represent the US at the UN Biden having his first meeting with a foreign leader, Trudeau, and the two holding a press conference

Yet its been 2 hours of Tiger Woods. And we wonder why Trump became president. Look at what the media wants us to focus on

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Compound fractures in legs... walked out of the car...which is it?

R302 I'll take Tiger Woods drama, thanks.

I’m so tired of this story and it just happened today.

He didn't walk out of the car...that's just stupid people reporting that. Anyone that is just in a major accident would be maintained on a backboard to keep their neck and spine straight.

[quote]no field sobriety test was administered

They are voluntary. At least in Washington state they are. So, if you get pulled over and the police want you to touch your nose and walk the line, decline if you have your wits about you.

Which hospital?

Sure. Decline then they take you for a blood test.

There's blood on the deflated airbag. I'll bet he broke his nose.

He did not walk out of that with multiple fractures in both legs AS THE POLICE ARE REPORTING RIGHT NOW.

Remember the poster who claimed to have seen Diane Schuler /wrong way minivan mom hopping around on her good leg after the accident?

News conference saying that there was no signs of impairment, weather was not a factor, no marks on road.

Wonder if he fell asleep at the wheel or was on the phone & was distracted.

[quote] Sure. Decline then they take you for a blood test.

They do that if you decline the breathalyzer. That’s completely different.

This guy is a supreme asshole, he sped away from the hotel agitated because he had to wait while someone loaded luggage. I'm tired of the media kissing this guys ass. I'm not watching any of the coverage. What a waste of a privileged life.

I hope the press doesn't bug the neighbor who reported the accident.

I would get on my knees for this hot Latino Daddy LA County Sheriff, Mr. Alex Villanueva. His bilingual ways set me on FIRE!

The fire chief is quite a handsome man as well.

And Deputy Gonzalez! Rawr...

Body Cam footage going when first responder made contact with Woods. He had his seat belt on.

Tiger, you're gonna get a ticket.

[quote] Was his penis injured?

First time we’ve heard that. Just as hilarious as the other 12 times.

Tee.

Hee.

He’s insufferable and worshiped by millions.

[quote] They do that if you decline the breathalyzer.

They also do that if you refuse FSTs and are showing signs of impairment.

But really the point is moot in this circumstance.

Every male nurse at Harbor-UCLA Hospital is suddenly volunteering for sponge bath duty.

He was raised by awful parents who made him into a golf machine. Apparently before he was permanently ruined by his parents, he was sensitive and somewhat of a kind geek according to his high school girlfriend. His parents made him write a long, accusatory letter to her because they didn’t want him to be distracted by burgeoning relationship.

They're reporting that Tiger is still in surgery (!). This cannot be accurate.

Now he'll have a real handicap.

He'll never get off the pain pills now.

It's now called the "Intoxilyzer" (instead of Breathalyzer). In my jurisdiction, you can refuse, without penalty, to do the field sobriety maneuvers (FMSs), but if you refuse a chemical test (Intoxilyzer, blood draw, urine sample), your license will get suspended (forgot how long).

Now we have helicopter footage of the SUV being towed in. This is ridiculous.

You call that a car crash?

Was there a slow car chase?

Tiger has done nothing for the black community, there has been a resounding silence from him over the BLM movement.

R335, Has he ever even dated a black woman?

THEY'RE TRYING TO SAVE HIS LEGS!!!!!!

Pussy.

Tell me about it, R333.

The DUI laws regarding Field Sobriety Tests and Breathalyzers and blood tests, and refusing these...vary GREATLY by state and sometimes by city or county in the same state.

Regardless, in this case...he would have had standard toxicology blood tests drawn at the ER as any trauma admission would. The police and/or prosecutors can subpoena those results later on if they choose to.

I think someone was trying to send a message.

[quote] It's now called the "Intoxilyzer" (instead of Breathalyzer).

It’s been known as the Intoxilyzer for at least the last 30 years. That’s the manufacturer’s name. It’s always been colloquially referred to as the Breathalyzer.

In my jurisdiction, you can refuse, without penalty, to do the field sobriety maneuvers (FMSs),

Yes, you can refuse, however, based on reasonable suspicion, it may not be “without penalty,” in other words, you’ll take the ride.

[quote]but if you refuse a chemical test (Intoxilyzer, blood draw, urine sample), your license will get suspended (forgot how long).

Same here. License gets suspended for one year.

And if court-ordered, they will take your blood regardless.

The news is trying to turn this into another Kobe Bryant tragedy for ratings sake, but he only broke his legs. He's fine.

Do you think they'd care if it was Judy Davis who wrecked her car?

Where was all this media coverage in 1967?

It’s a good thing he wasn’t wearing a scarf.

[Bold] Can someone please post a photo of his beautiful big penis NOT from a virus filled link? Thank you.

He has a shattered ankle and compound fractures in another leg. According to daily mail.

If he was hot I would care, but I’ve always thought he was extremely ugly, progressively more so as he ages. So I’ll just say, instead of DIAGF, DIADAC (Die In A Drunken Auto Crash)

Rich man speeding rolls SUV. 24 hour coverage.

Average man murdered in cold blood as innocent bystander, no news.

[quote] The police and/or prosecutors can subpoena those results later on if they choose to.

They can try to subpoena it, but those are medical records protected by HIPAA.

He was driving to a golf course at 7am

Hold my beer.

Way to go, Cronkite at r348.

R351, you couldn’t be more wrong, nor do I think you know what HIPAA involves.

Can we just accept that it's a huge story and stop complaining that not all mishaps get that kind of coverage? Tiresome.

Bob Costas on CNN called Tiger, Michael Jordan, and Tom Brady all “physically beautiful”

Gay icon!

Pretty remarkable that MSNBC is still going with this three hours later. Truly shocking.

He was texting and drove off the road.

Remember Bob Costas’s “eye infection” during the Olympics?

[quote]They can try to subpoena it, but those are medical records protected by HIPAA.

HIPAA contains exceptions for law enforcement and criminal investigations. If the police or DA produce a subpoena from a judge, the hospital or doctors have to turn over the requested information.

Can someone please do one with this one?

R358 MSNBC is hoping that he’ll croak. It can then go into Michael Jackson Dead! programming mode. Nothing but regurgitated footage playing nonstop in between “experts” droning on and on about his impact on global humanity.

Is there a gay angle to this story?

Erps. Wrong thread. 🤭

[quote] Remember Bob Costas’s “eye infection” during the Olympics?

Ewwww. God yes I remember that. Can’t believe they permitted him on air.

[quote] Rich man speeding rolls SUV. 24 hour coverage.

[quote]Average man murdered in cold blood as innocent bystander, no news.

That’s such a profound observation.

OMG give it a rest, he just crashed his car, he’s not dead. Enough coverage already.

No, no, r368, we need to know everything!!

What color was the interior of the car? What radio station did he have playing? What size tires were on it?

Once we start getting answers to these all important questions, then we can back off the coverage a bit.

It'll be a tough recovery, but imagine the drama of the comeback this time.

So, I guess he’s not through the woods yet with this surgery?

Some talking head on Ari Melbers show just said in a round about way that Tiger isn’t beloved in the black community like Muhammad Ali

R367 One of the best golfers in the history of golf seriously injured in MVA.

NOT just some rich guy.

This is actually the best thing to happen to his career narrative. Cut down in the middle of a career resurgence when chasing Jack Nicklaus’s record was in play again. Now he’ll have his bum legs to blame instead of declining ability.

No wonder, r372. He's an annoying prick.

OMG! Enough!

Didn’t Bob Costas Jizz in his own eye? Isn’t that why his eye was all icky?

Thank God he's not dead, because it would have meant turning off the television for the next five days.

Just as we haven’t heard your snappy comeback before, r220.

At this point MSNBC is hoping that Tiger at least loses a leg, preferably two if he’s not going to comply with their programming by dying on the operating table.

He's already 45, what comeback? He should just quit

R377 It was probably caused by a reaction to an eyelift.

R381 golfers can win well into their 50s. Tiger won the Master’s in 2019, it was considered one of the top stories and yes, a big comeback.

It was caused by botox

The news and TMZ are saying the car saved his life and body from far more serious damage. So all the Hyundai/GENESIS haters can sucks their holes!

It was the cabal of the Hollywood elite pedophiles who conjured it up the accident during a satanic ritual.

"Many states have laws that impose specific requirements and restrictions on the operation of golf carts. However, anyone operating a golf cart must also abide by the rules of the road that apply to all motor vehicles—including laws that prohibit driving while under the influence of drugs or alcohol."

Here in Ohio, but there are exceptions where you can get a DUI for riding a bicycle. Not sure how laws around this apply to newer items like Segways or hoverboards though, since they generally apply to motorized vehicles - not human powered ones.

I guess he's crossing "Dancing With the Stars" off of his "to-do" list.

R385 I’m pretty sure TMZ isn’t the final authority on causes/ effects of the accident. But no, Hyundai still sucks ass.

They actually compared him to Mozart on MSNBC today.

Kia (owned by Hyundai) Genesis (ditto) and Hyundai are ranked higher than any Japanese brand (except also-ran Mitsubishi.)

Well Joy Reid moved on to talking about Ted Cruz. I'd rather she go back to Tiger.

And Genesis is #2 on the "most reliable" list.

R390 was MSNBC aiming for the child prodigy angle or the (they were hoping) premature death angle?

Tiger was pushed too fast and too far by an overly ambitious dad.

I feel sorry for him. He's not been the same since caught cheating.

Even though airbags can protect the upper body, in severe front-end crashes the legs are often crushed as the engine is pushed into the passenger compartment. From the look of that car, I suspect severe mangling.

R232, Not gonna lie. I was zipping around doing a 100 in some spots when I had to go a medical visit during lockdown. My two vices are dick & speeding. I knew it was something I probably wouldn't be able to get away with again.

r389, knows nothing about cars and is still living in the 80's. Nice try, Repig ass licker.

[Quote] I’m pretty sure TMZ isn’t the final authority on causes

Never said they did, Repig.

R391 Please, you’re embarrassing yourself on your supposed auto expertise when you trot out industry shills like JD Power. Do you work for Hyundai or just an enthusiastic Hyundai owner who secretly can’t unload the car?

Poor Jayne Mansfield was decapitated in a car accident and she didn't whine about it non-stop like Tiger is currently doing.

[quote]in severe front-end crashes the legs are often crushed as the engine is pushed into the passenger compartment.

The engine is supposed to crumple and drop out of the car, not be pushed into the passenger compartment.

The Dominion company in Venezuela created the vehicle's computer and hacked into it on behalf of Hugo Chavez.

R398 you obviously have the IQ and mentality of a gnat if you insinuate that anyone who criticizes Hyundai is a Republican or eldergay as if the latter is a perjorative like the former. Go away, you’re embarrassing yourself.

R282, He cheated on her constantly & in front of his young son. He also was allegedly verbally abusive too.

Go read about Earl's last couple of years. Gross is an understatement.

I wonder if he has herpes, he fucked really trashy whores.

Daily mail is reporting that first cop to help tiger said tiger was lucid and calm but in shock. " My name is tiger" is what he told the cop.

Woods, 45, is at Harbor-UCLA Medical Center undergoing surgery for 'multiple leg injuries.

Drink driving?

The car rolled multiple times.

I wonder if his back is fucked up again. He's recovering from back surgery ( 5th)

Who's the sad troll that won't shut up about his ugly short dick, we've seen it loser and it's as ugly as his face and bestie trump.

LOL!

Did he live? I’m not reading 400+ replies.

So if he’s at Harbor, he went by ambulance, I’m surprised he wasn’t air lifted to Sinai?

R401, Obviously it depends on the vehicle and the year it was made, but I hit a tree due to a seizure and my head went through the windshield knocking out the rearview mirror on to the hood. I had my seatbelt on and the airbags went off. I guess it was just the angle my Ford Escape hit it at, but I more or less "missed" the airbag, and neither that or the seatbelt worked all that well.

They just showed footage of Tiger’s son on the news. He is going to be so hot!! He’s got big, innocent eyes and beautiful mocha skin.

The first officer on the scene, Deputy Carlos Gonzalez, said he was 'very fortunate to be alive'.

Woods was wearing a seatbelt at the time of the crash.

'He was alive, he was conscious,' said Villanueva, adding: 'He was not able to get up. That was not an option.'

'There was no evidence of impairment. There was no effort to draw blood or anything like that.'

Villanueva said he was traveling at 'a greater speed than normal,' but noted: 'that area has a high frequency of accidents.

He said the weather was not a factor.

He hit signs and 'sheared' a tree, Villanueva said.

'No skidmarks, no braking. Hit the curb, hit a tree, and there were several roll overs,' he said.

Elin Nordegren got her revenge! She had the brakes cut.

I don't think he was bombed or high. I think at 7 AM, he was driving too fast and overshot a curb, and the car is a piece of shit. IMO I bet his legs were crushed. So yeah, this looks bad for the athlete. Can the assholes please just leave?

I believe he is hurt worse than they are letting on.

R418 - “can the assholes please just leave?”

Ummm since Tiger is an asshole himself who fucked nasty stripper whores while babysitting his children, maybe you should be the one to leave.

I’m a snob and wouldn’t buy a Hyundai, but their cars are actually highly rated. The Genesis in particular.

r419 Yep - the lack of updates.

If the road is known for speeding and accidents, put in stoplights. Duh.

SUICIDE ATTEMPT!

Check for multiple insurance policies with multiple blonde escorts as beneficiaries so they would do "those little extras."

I cannot believe CBS Evening News with Nora O'Donnell led with this ~breaking~ news story. For eight minutes they reported like this was THE. MOST. IMPORTANT. NEWS. of the day. I immediately switched the channel.

These South Korean vehicles are shit. If you want to know the quality of a vehicle manufacturer, look for 10-20 year old models still on the road today. You’ll see Honda, Toyota, Lexus. You won’t see Hyundai or Yugo or General Motors.

[quote] Ice [R248]? In LA?!

We don’t know if it’s LA. Be patient and wait for details.

He was recovering from his fifth back surgery. Maybe it was fate to make him stop torturing his body. He's been playing golf since he was a two year old.

I worked in PV, it’s not an easy place for drive, especially if you are not a resident who knows the ins and outs of the turns and hills. Usually the problem is all the wine swilling moms driving around in their SUVs, but there are other places where due to the ongoing plate movement the road is in flux daily with repairs and speed bumps, especially down around the golf courses. If fact the only reason Trump got to build his course there was the land is to unstable for residential architecture.

R425, that was yesterday. Hyundai’s today are very highly rated.

The Genesis vehicles are pretty highly rated. The GV80 doesn't have any government crash test ratings yet because it's too new of a design.

That being said, I don't think they generally have as rock-solid structures as you'll find on European cars like Mercedes-Benz or Land Rovers.

I will be one of the first people in line to buy the GV70 when it comes out. I've always wanted a Genesis, but I want an SUV and the GV80 is too big.

Lead story on David Muir's show.

I'm sorry but I laughed at this

Is it Covid related?

Tiger's cock isn't THAT great. Especially attached to that face.

Can't aim a car straight on a street but has had hundreds of ho's in one?

Not the Thai half, obviously.

[quote] It was the cabal of the Hollywood elite pedophiles who conjured it up the accident during a satanic ritual.

I seriously saw a couple of deplorable nutjobs on Twitter speculating that Hillary Clinton had Tiger taken out. Even if she were the murderous maniac right-wingers pretend she is, I'm not sure why she'd want to have a golfer killed, but obviously logic and common sense are not high on the Deplorable playlist.

What a wussie!

[Quote] That being said, I don't think they generally have as rock-solid structures as you'll find on European cars like Mercedes-Benz or Land Rovers.

I have a 2017 G80 and in addition to being reliable it is also a BEAST of a car, weighing in as much as a Range Rover so I'm not surprised to see their new SUV hold up well. Fuel consumption however is high but I haven't driven much in the last year ago that's not much of a concern for me.

Prior to the G80 I owned two Mercedes; the Genesis is just as solidly built if not better and is more reliable.

I’d eat his ass.

Another TRUMP LOVER meets KARMA. By the way---Trump gave his pal Tiger a Presidential Medal of Freedom for no reason. I hope Tiger never walks again.

Why do people think Tiger has a small dick? He doesn't. It's big and uncut. Scroll through and see. It him.

You "hope he never walks again", r441?

Speaking of Karma, I've got a feeling you've got quite a karmic backlash headed your way.

I would NEVER wish that on anyone. Holy Shit your soul is dark.

My only colored friend! Sad!

R443 = Are you in charge of karma dispersement?. What time can I expect mine to arrive?...Tuesday works for me, I will be home waiting for an Amazon package..

I thought Volvo was the safest car?

Would anyone here actually be upset if he died? I have no interest in golf and he means nothing to me...

R447 = Agreed. Another Trumper Loser won't be missed...But be careful because. the "Karma will get you" Queen from R443 is going place a curse on you...LoL

Meet the safest cars of 2020 so far

Subaru Crosstrek Hybrid. Lexus ES. Mercedes-Benz C-Class and GLE-Class. Tesla Model 3. Audi A6. Genesis G70 and G80. Lexus NX.

Feb 13, 2020

* sorry for the weird date - it was the first thing that popped up when I googled "What is the safest car?"

So Tiger was a Trumper? WTF??

Wonder how that treatment for "sex addiction" went a few years ago? Now that he's smashed up, he may need to remember his go-to's when the urges overtake him.

Poor sod. But I can't pity a Trumper - sorry.

Tiger will recover to some extent. Others remain forever broken.

Latest on Tiger Woods: His injuries included a shattered ankle and two leg fractures, one of which was compound, according to a source familiar with his treatment. "Lucky to be alive," the L.A. County sheriff says. From @latimes team covering the crash

John Barron @barronjohn1946 · 5h Best wishes to Tiger Woods on a full recovery! I've beaten him twice in "head-to-head" match-ups but he's always been a fierce competitor!!

Subaru is the safest car? Gotta be a joke lol!

R442 that’s a pretty big club!

r449, from where?

[quote]One of the best golfers in the history of golf seriously injured in MVA. NOT just some rich guy.

Triggered? Hitting a ball with a stick into a hole might seem some great skill to you but in terms of greater importance to humanity he will be long forgotten like all other sports stars. He has contributed nothing to society. So yeah, he really is just another rich guy.

Thankfully the Trump Taxbreaks for Millionaires will help cover some of Tigers medical costs..

500K dead in this country and it's wall to wall coverage of a hot mess celebrity who drinks and drives and can't keep his dick in his pants.

He's gonna be a fatty. Broke both legs, hes gonna be laid up in bed for months.

And we all know he has a nasty personality. Good luck to the medical staff who has to deal with him in the near future.

I wonder if he will change and become more humble and a better human being.

[quote]I would NEVER wish that on anyone. Holy Shit your soul is dark.

And yet you have have no problem with Trump and his dark army of hatred and supporters of the insurrection.

Is the pic on R458 some kind of herpes exchange program?

Surgeon: Tiger Woods had multiple "open fractures" to lower right leg; rod placed in tibia, screws and pins in ankle.

Remember when Tiger wanted to become a Seal?

Actually, Seal Beach is not that far away from there.

Here’s another interesting article:

Because people are interested in what kind of car he was driving, the Genesis GV80 is made by Hyundai. They decided to roll their Genesis model into it's own brand, like Toyota did with Lexus.

Those legs sound like kindling.

Breaking News, Broken Woods.

Found on a British forum about our politics - no wonder we're a laughing stock:

Governor de santos will hold a news conference tomorrow about the tiger woods crash?????

Yet he can't find time to tell the idiots of his state to wear masks

Pretty much explains why half a million Americans are dead and the state of the Republicans

He’s the TMZ governor.

A Florida Gov wants to hold a news conference about someone living in California? Thank but no thank, stick to your Deplorables maybe throw a foam party with Marco Rubio.

So Rush Limbaugh and now Tiger. Can Devin Nunes and/or Gym Jordan be next?

Please, yes Devin be the third.

The curse of Trump, one more and we can say it really exists.

r464 SEALs are the dirtbags of SpecOps. I'm not surprised they allowed him to hang around.

This Trump piece of shit cheater is receiving all of the Karma he has coming to him! May he live out the rest of his days in misery. All that money can’t help you now!

[quote] Because people are interested in what kind of car he was driving, the Genesis GV80 is made by Hyundai.

Gosh, really? It’s so weird how we made it to r467 with only about 200 other posters mentioning Hyundai before you.

Okay, enough Tiger.

Can we please focus on our upcoming interview with Oprah on March 7th on CBS?

I’m shocked this many posters care about him. He’s nothing but a parental money machine. He’s a damaged, psychologically stunted product of greed. May his parents right in hell. Also, he’s not cute so IDGAF.

R479 - May his parents ROT in hell

Which stick shaft was he shifting?

When I was in high school there was always high drama whenever one of our fellows was in the hospital from a car crash, especially if he or she was “on the Danger List.” Is that or was that an actual thing?

I wonder how much cash (as distinct from real estate and investments) Woods actually has. Cobwebs surround his wallet because he opens it so rarely.

I surmise his two kids are taken care of with trusts established at their birth and especially enhanced pursuant to his divorce settlement.

And, oh, except to Elin Nordigren I didn't think Tiger Woods owed anybody an apology or accounting for his harem. Still, she earned every penny she was able to wring outta Woods, the old skinflint.

I wonder if, in the event of his death, Woods has designated any of his dough-ray-mee to be distributed to that long-time girlfriend of his. She better wonder, too. He hasn't married her or had a child with her.

I would not be surprised if Woods had had a vasectomy and good for him if he has.

He's done. Even 20 years ago, with a younger body, it still would have been a big question if any person could sustain pro-tour golf skills.

Yeah..his pro golf career is over. The recovery will take two years and the damage to his leg...will never be the same. He seems to have the worse luck.

*worst^^

could sustain pro-tour golf skills after suffering those leg injuries.

Man, back in the day, the Datalounge Tiger Woods scandal threads, when he was busted by Nordigren, were some of the best evah.

They and the "scandal" had it all: sex, money, race, humor, and all against the back-drop of white, conservative, elite, pro-golf, whose establishment was falsely, publicly, pearl-clutchingly aghast! at the luridness of Tiger's behavior , but were secretly relieved that it diverted everybody from the real scandal- the proliferation of performance enhancing drugs among a lot of pro golfers, NOT only Tiger Woods.

This thread is on pace to fill up within 24 hours.

Can I ask why people care so much?

I'm sorry he has been hurt, but what is there to say about it? Accidents happen. Why do people dedicate so much energy to talking about them?

[quote] due to the ongoing plate movement the road is in flux daily with repairs

I’m always amazed when I see things like this. As an east-coaster I never even thought about the damage to the roads the shifting plates would cause out there. Amazing stuff you see on DL.

A little motor oil can lube the entire shaft, so it’s not jerking and buggying.

I knew nothing about his SEAL obsession and desire to join the Navy. The ESPN article linked at r466 is fascinating, not for its discussion about his affairs, but how the man essentially wrecked his body by going through ridiculous combat training that involved serious injuries. He wrecked his career long before hitting the hydrant.

[quote] They just showed footage of Tiger’s son on the news. He is going to be so hot!! He’s got big, innocent eyes and beautiful mocha skin.

[quote]—Counting the days to 18

He’s 11 you disgusting fucking pedo, r415.

[quote] He wrecked his career long before hitting the hydrant.

Is that what you kids calling drinking nowadays?

I kind of like it actually.

Breaking now: it’s being circulated that this was a suicide attempt. He is being transferred to a psych facility after he is stable and the surgeries are complete. His agent/managers are asking for “privacy and respect” at this difficult time. 🙄

It must be so difficult being worth $100 million.

An agitated and impatient Woods nearly crashed into a car driven by the director of Grown-ish as he was leaving the resort he was staying at.

r445 is posting from the '70s

If he was suicudal before, just wait until he finds out he's going to spend his life as a cripple. My dad is in his 70s and suffers from excrutiating pain stemming from an accident that occurred in his early 40s. Tiger already has issues with his back...the accident will undoubtedly decrease his quality of life tenfold.

He'll probably be annoyed to find out that while he was undergoing all of the medical procedures, the media was covering him all day long, with photos of his vehicle. So much for privacy.

Oh man. I forgot about his announcement of Cablinasian heritage on Oprah.

Tiger is a curious example of someone who is BOTH extremely disciplined and also extremely reckless. Usually, people are one or the other.

R 493, where did you hear this news?

[quote] Breaking now: it’s being circulated that this was a suicide attempt.

I doubt this. People of his means have easier and guaranteed ways to do this. Certainly not get themselves into a wreck where the only damage was two broken legs. Doesn’t look like a suicide attempt.

If I worked on a show called Grownish I would use a pseudonym and not want anyone to know I was associated with such a pathetic title for a show.

R493 is a trip. Tiger woods is worth closer to a billion than 100 million. Fake news

[quote] He cheated on her constantly & in front of his young son. He also was allegedly verbally abusive too.

Not only that, I heard the sumbitch didn’t even yell “Fore!!” before he crashed.

Scumbag.

I agree, I think his career is over but I think he can still make money with golf lessons.

They said he didn't look good on tv on Sunday when he was interviewed. He said he was doing the boring stuff at the gym, the little things before he gets the ok to do more wide ranging activities. Still has 1 more MRI to go. They said he looked bloated.

My friend’s sister works in an ER and says you’d be shocked at how many guys have things(dildos) stuck up inside them!

Yeah, his back is probably fucked now, the car was rolled over many times and they said his shin bone was sticking out !

I could believe it was a suicide attempt if he had unbuckled his seatbelt beforehand. Judging by the random split in the road, Im guessing he was speeding, distracted (maybe texting?) and just lost control.

Are we sure this wasn’t a publicity stunt gone wrong about survivability in their ultra safe vehicle, otherwise why would it have such a prominent logo on the car?

Now that he'll be a crip, he can have a second career as politician. Looking forward to a Madison Cawthorn/Tiger 2024 Presidential ticket! Go Gimps!

R505 CNN played a clip of his Sunday interview with Jim Nantz constantly yesterday, and he did look bloated and bleary-eyed.

He made it up, R500, which should be obvious, I don't know why people are thinking it's real.

It's a little over a year since Kobe was killed; next year around this time, Labron James should make a point not to so much as leave the house.....

ahem *LeBron James*

The wall to wall media coverage is ridiculous. This is *in part* how we got stuck with Trump. Maybe they should cover some topics that actually affect people's lives and leave the celebrity coverage to TMZ.

saw a report online and they showed a pic of him eating breakfast with his kids and gf. his daughter pings and looks so butch!

Link?

[quote] Are we sure this wasn’t a publicity stunt gone wrong about survivability in their ultra safe vehicle, otherwise why would it have such a prominent logo on the car?

This is one of those threads that really showcases how much and how many varieties of stupidity exist on DL.

the picture is also on tiger's twitter, i've linked it below.

This is like presidential coverage on the news. I bet he was on drugs.

He done.

Dogs in a restaurant?

he won the masters in 2019 and it was the champion's dinner.

[quote[This is one of those threads that really showcases how much and how many varieties of stupidity exist on DL.

Actually, I think it's highly entertaining when DL indulges in wild speculation, the best example of this being the recent PA Snow Shoveling Massacre. It brings out highly improbable, yet entertaining guesses as to what the fuck just happened.

[quote]It brings out highly improbable, yet entertaining guesses as to what the fuck just happened.

I agree, but a few of the posters on the snow shoveling massacre multiple threads seemed a bit unhinged and were taking the wild speculation a bit too seriously.

Multiple compound fractures. Ugh. If he heals well, it will be six months if he's lucky.

His kids have got to wonder why dad gets into so many self-inflicted vehicular accidents. This is number three, right?

[quote] the recent PA Snow Shoveling Massacre.

Jimmmaaaaayyy!

"Why do people think Tiger has a small dick? He doesn't. It's big and uncut. Scroll through and see. It him. "

People don't think he has a small dick. People think he doesn't have an "amazing" dick that needs to be "saved" as has been joked about 15 times on this thread. Nice dick, surely, but not otherworldly.

R493? That would be 100 million---in his rookie year!

This was no suicide attempt. Tiger was late for a commitment, which is why he was speeding right from the parking lot. Maybe he was later texting or calling his hosts, got distracted, and bingo-bongo.

"I agree, I think his career is over but I think he can still make money with golf lessons."

He has tons of money - not that means he doesn't want to make more.

There's a huge number of people who LOVE Tiger. If he wants to, he can make a shit ton of money writing a book(s) and after that, appearance and speaking fees. He has a lifetime of big paychecks talking about his career, what drives/drove him, his downfall, what he's learned, his personal comeback and on and on.

My god, the corporate and organization opportunities will be crazy. Political too if he wants to go that route.

R493 TW has multiple compound fractures in his R leg. He is at great risk for sepsis/infection. He will need further surgeries and skin grafts. He will be unable to walk for many months.

If he wanted to kill himself, he would just OD on all the opiate medication he has. In general those with narcissistic traits rarely kill themselves.

I wonder how his leg(s) got broken. The cabin on the SUV is remarkably intact... I know he had back problems so he may have had the seat positioned closer to the pedals and any intrusion after an 80+ mph crash would have done the trick. Or his legs may have been bouncing off each other. Race car drivers frequently break their legs that way. No other injuries reported so his upper body was well restrained, but legs are just left to flop around.

Tiger's right leg also would have been in a more locked, hence vulnerable, position while pressing down on the brake at his sudden loss of control.

We don’t know that he did press the brake. It’s been reported numerous times there are no skid marks or other evidence of braking.

This article said he drifted out of his lane - might be charged with "distracted driving" but probably not impaired - it was 7am or something. I had forgotten these things (also in the article) though:

The Tuesday crash wasn’t the first high-profile crash involving Woods. In 2009, he struck a fire hydrant and a tree while backing his SUV out of the driveway of his Florida mansion, with his then-wife, Elin Nordegren, reportedly breaking the back window of the SUV with a golf club to help get him out, according to ESPN.

Then in 2017, he made headlines again after he was found asleep behind the wheel of a parked car on the side of a Florida road with two flat tires, the engine still running and a blinker flashing, the Associated Press reported.

Woods later issued a statement, where he said he had an unexpected reaction to prescription medication.

Woods was impaired. For whatever reason, law enforcement either failed to do their job to check for impairment or else the evidence was suppressed. Woods is friends with Trump. It wouldn't surprise me if Trump or some other powerful benefactor called in a favor. I'm sure that benefactor will receive a hefty "thank you" later.

I think he fell asleep at the wheel. He may have taken ambien the night before.

I don't think he was taking anything illegal, he wasn't drunk. The cop at the scene said he was lucid and didn't smell booze on him.

I am sure he was taking pills he has a script for. He was rushing to film for golf tv with 2 NFL players at 730am.

I don't know that he was a Trumper - politically. If Trump begged, he played golf with him. Trump worked real hard and making them look like buddies. And I think he lives pretty close to Mar-A-Lago . But he played golf with Obama too. He just wasn't in DC that often.

R538, I read he wasn’t tested, because supposedly he didn’t need it. What does that mean? You wreck your car and nobody needs to know if you were on drugs? Obviously somebody got paid off.

[quote] He was rushing to film for golf tv with 2 NFL players at 730am.

To the person who keeps obsessing over the time of day, 7:30 AM is really not that early for a work thing to start. It's early to be drunk, but he wasn't. And if he was on opioids, well, that's a round the clock thing. I say this as a night owl who tries never to have to be up and about at 7:30—it's still just not that early.

I thought part of being a pro golfer was not needing to get out of bed until after noon?

If you want to practice golf in Florida, the only decent time is when the sun comes up and several hours after.

It's 100 degrees in the shade from noon till night - June to Sept.

I'd be shocked if he didn't try to avoid that humid sauna type extreme heat in the Florida summertime.

Bless your heart, R545.

Ambien?

That ESPN article referenced at r466 is WACK. Tiger's a nut.

[quote] I had forgotten these things (also in the article) though:

[quote]The Tuesday crash wasn’t the first high-profile crash involving Woods. In 2009, he struck a fire hydrant and a tree while backing his SUV out of the driveway of his Florida mansion, with his then-wife, Elin Nordegren, reportedly breaking the back window of the SUV with a golf club to help get him out, according to ESPN.

Really? Did you even read the thread? It’s been talked about numerous times.

[quote] To the person who keeps obsessing over the time of day, 7:30 AM is really not that early for a work thing to start.

Personally I didn’t think that poster was inferring it was early in the day as much as the fact that the accident happened at 7:12 in the morning. If he had to be on TV in 18 minutes from that time, one would assume he’d be rushing and therefore driving fast.

Plus, a vehicle doesn’t leave its lane, go over the median, through two other lanes, over an embankment and shear trees and signs if speed is not a factor.

in the tv interview, he looked bloated, eyes were glassy and red as well.... he didn't look "normal" that's for sure!...

one would think by now, he would have a driver 24/7!

The fact the Sheriff says it was “purely an accident” when speed and careless driving are the least of the factors very clearly and obviously involved makes me now think that there is more to the story and they are either fanboys doing him a solid or are being paid off. Veering and knicking a sign is an accident. Swerving for a squirrel is an accident. Flipping your car over 3 lanes and some field, shearing trees in your path is a little suspect.

^without leaving visible evidence of braking, I will add.

R545 is right. I used to set up golf rounds at some elite clubs for serious golfers ( was in PR) and the earlier the better in the hot places. This was mostly in Oahu but also California and Florida. Earlier was preferred because then they’d get hammered afterward at the clubhouse too. I’m sure any golf club would accommodate Tiger whenever he wanted to golf, but it’s miserable golfing under the heat.

R536

"The injuries are frequently seen among drivers involved in car accidents, said Dr. R. Malcolm Smith, the chief of orthopedic trauma at UMass Memorial Medical Center in Worcester, Mass. Usually they occur when the driver frantically stomps on the brake as a car careens out of control.

When the front end of the car is smashed, immense force is transmitted to the driver’s right leg and foot. “This happens every day with car crashes in this country,” Dr. Smith said."

Basic physics explains his injuries.

I know that road he had the accident on. If you aren't driving with your hands 10 and 2 on the wheel, completely focused on the road it's dangerous. They even have an escape lane on the right., filled with gravel you can change into if you are losing control of the vehicle. It is so steep it's really scary at night. Doesn't bother me that much during the day but PV has no f-ing lights at night.

I don't think there is anything "not being said" about this.

Oh and bitches, it's been 80 degrees here in SoCal the last few days. It's about 60 around 7:30 and up that hill he was coming from has a higher altitude and is warmer.

If he was in any kind of rush or not completely focused, this could happen. The amount of speed you pick up is crazy. I'm always hitting the breaks hard on my decent.

[quote] I'm always hitting the breaks hard on my decent.

Oh, dear!

give me a break r558, it's 6:19 in the morning ovah here.

R555, what does that prove? Yes, often occupants of a vehicle have leg injuries after a collision. That’s a given due to the nature of sitting down, where mostly the damage is, i.e., front end, etc.

The police have already said there is ZERO evidence of braking. Why are you trying to belabor that point on the basis of a physician saying people in MVAs routinely have broken legs?

Don’t think I don’t love ya, r559!

(Low hanging fruit. I mean the expression, not that I’m low hanging fr...well, you get the idea.)

I don't really care what happens to him. After his appearance on Oprah a few years ago, I lost all respect for him. his arrogance was on display that day.

So was he going 80 mph or what? The front end of that vehicle was DESTROYED. No signs of braking? No skids? Was he yammering away on the phone?

[quote]If you aren't driving with your hands 10 and 2 on the wheel, completely focused on the road it's dangerous.

10 & 2 is no longer recommended.

Damn right. I do 9:15 and 1:45.

Gives me an extra half hour to get to work.

I read the NYT article on the injuries - oof. Naturally with him being one of the best golfers of all time, there's the big question of "will he play golf again?" But after reading that, I'm more inclined to ask with "will he walk normally again; will he be able to put normal weight on his leg again; will he be able to run around with his kids again?"

I get why people have tremendous respect for Tiger - he was the very best at what he did - and "normal" people respond to that since most people aren't the best at anything. But, so many people saying "he's an incredible human being" - which is technically correct just based on golf skills. But, "incredible human being" usually means more - beyond specific skills.

And, it's not even that people are overlooking personal transgressions or character flaws and see him as "incredible" despite that - they can view him as overcoming obstacles, learning from mistakes ("we all make mistakes"). I guess what bothers me is that there's never any consistency (unsurprisingly). A different athlete, a different person would be destroyed and dismissed for even lesser transgressions or character flaws.

From the NY Post article chronicling his accidents. From 2017:

[Quote]Tests showed he had Vicodin, Dilaudid, Xanax, Ambien and THC, the active ingredient in marijuana, in his system.

Of course there was no roadside testing given his physical state. Given this history, wouldn't police request blood and urine test results from the hospital? The police in Florida, his home state, didn't give him any breaks. Why would RPV cops?

Toxicology tests from post mortems take weeks. What about a case like this?

The show he was filming for was cheap and didn't have a big budget. if they had a bigger budget, they would have had a driver pick him up and drive him to the filming location.

Tiger Woods doesn’t want his career to ‘end like this’ after car crash: source

As the golf icon continues to recover from Tuesday’s rollover wreck outside Los Angeles, Woods realizes his career on the links may be in jeopardy, People reported.

“He doesn’t want his career to end like this,” a source close to the 45-year-old athlete said Wednesday. “So if there’s any way at all that he can continue playing golf, he will.”

Woods, who had back surgery to remove a disc fragment cutting into a nerve following the PNC Championship in December, is “frustrated” by his latest setback to his once seemingly unstoppable career.

He also wants to get back on the greens as soon as possible if he’s physically able, the source said.

“He expected 2021 to be the year of his comeback,” the source continued. “Obviously, that’s not going to happen now. And that’s disappointing to him.” Tiger Woods reportedly said he "doesn't want his career to end like this" after his horrific car accident.

But Woods – who has had nine previous surgeries throughout his career – thinks he can add one more dramatic return to his already-imposing resume, the source said.

“This is a massive setback and he knows that it’s a massive setback,” the source told People. “But he’s overcome obstacles in the past and think he can do it again.”

Woods was conscious when he was extricated via the front windshield of a 2021 Genesis GV80 luxury SUV that crashed on a problematic downhill stretch of road in Rancho Palos Verdes.

Los Angeles County Sheriff Alex Villanueva has characterized the crash as “purely an accident” and ruled out criminal charges against Woods.

“He was not drunk,” Villanueva said Wednesday. “We can throw that one out.”

If Woods does return to golf, he’ll look to break his record-tying 82 victories on the PGA Tour and add to his 15 major championships, second only to Jack Nicklaus.

Woods reportedly has no memory of the single-vehicle rollover wreck, which left him with a shattered right leg. Doctors also inserted a rod into his leg and placed screws in his foot and ankle, according to a statement posted on Twitter.

Something tells me he’ll return to golf and everyone will cry.

r567 I want what *he's* having!

R566 It does sound like he may not walk normally again let alone play golf.

He was running late and speeding to get to a filming at 7:30. Was it going to be a live show? Famous and important people are late to things all the time, by hours and hours in some cases. Why would it have been a big deal to be late? Is he that much of a perfectionist?

He probably is. Could have been a live segment or something. Still, they probably would have been adjustments given that he wouldn't have been THAT late and he's Tiger Woods.

R566, why are you surprised Tiger is being deified?

74 million people voted for a pussy grabbing, dirtball scrumbag, con artist/grifter, pathological liar, thrice bankrupt, thrice wedded asshole for President of the United States, and did so quite proudly. Of course, they'll think a guy who knocks a ball around in grass is the next best thing to Jesus Christ Himself.

r564, you better do it going down that hill.

Tiger has a death wish.

R532, If Tiger wrote a true tell-all autobiography, from his pushy parents (especially father) to his prodigy years to his great wins and great losses to his love life to his injuries---and his real thoughts on all of it, it would be the biggest selling sports book ever.

Or volumes, plural.

R572, See that stance, the right leg?

Tiger's right leg was broken like a twig, and his ankle shattered.

Whether he likes it or not, or announces it or not, Tiger Woods is now well and truly retired.

R575, Grow up. Mankind has glorified athletic prowess since forever.

I can see him coaching his son to greatness.

To sound like a broken record. You don't have to intend to speed down that hill, just not breaking and you will be speeding down the hill.

^For that car to have been destroyed to the extent that it was, Woods was gunning the gas, driving like an idiot, or completely oblivious on his phone.

^And just as they didn't bother testing him for alcohol or drugs, they won't investigate the phone records.

r583, to my knowledge they did a toxicology. But they haven't subpoenaed the results. They also need a warrant to get his phone records. They can get all that if they chose to. They are waiting for the black box from the car. If there is something weird with that they can call the other evidence. If it just reveals he lost control going downhill, they won't.

Why does this thread still say "Breaking"? This happened days ago.

R585 Because it’s broken, like Tiger’s leg, in four places.

Yeah R585, the mods never seems to update things here.

[quote] Why does this thread still say "Breaking"? This happened days ago.

Did you think the thread title changed itself after a few days? It's true that a lot of the features here are wonky or broken right now, but no one's ever updated the "BREAKING" thread titles.

[quote] just not breaking and you will be speeding down the hill.

Something was breaking alright (his legs).

USA Today releasing an article today basically saying he nodded off.

Nodded out more likely

Is this breaking news? I mean, was he in another car accident?

If you’re that bothered by the “breaking” thing, r592, why don’t you go ahead and change the thread title?

Is he hobbling around on crutches yet?

R593 I thought only OP could change their titles? Burn, this site still doesn’t even allow the most simple of edits.

[quote] [R593] I thought only OP could change their titles?

No one can, including the OP—which is why I question why r592 keeps whining about how this news is no longer breaking, as though someone is supposed to do something about the title.

If we fill in these last slots it will go into cold storage and we won’t have to see the “breaking,” when it is clearly no longer that.

This is breaking his leg news.

Is he dead yet?

No, but this thread is R.I.P.