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Queen's cousin sentenced to prison for sexually assaulting woman at his castle

A relative of the Queen has been jailed for 10 months for sexually assaulting a woman at his ancestral home.

Simon Bowes-Lyon, 34, the Earl of Strathmore, pleaded guilty to attacking a woman at Glamis Castle, in Angus, Scotland, in February last year.

Bowes-Lyon, who is the son of a cousin of the Queen, was sentenced at Dundee sheriff court on Tuesday.

The court had previously heard the assault happened in a bedroom at the castle.

The court heard the woman was attending a three-day public relations event at the castle and had gone to bed when a “drunk” Bowes-Lyon went to her room at around 1.20am, persuaded her to open the door and forced his way in before pushing her on the bed and sexually assaulting her.

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by Anonymousreply 1Last Tuesday at 6:44 AM


by Anonymousreply 2Last Tuesday at 6:46 AM

The ghost of Mr. Pamuk!

by Anonymousreply 3Last Tuesday at 7:49 AM

I've heard the best way a woman can stop a rape is to ram a finger down her throat and make herself puke. I can see how that would turn even a rapist off.

by Anonymousreply 4Last Tuesday at 7:51 AM

He looks like Charlie the Tuna

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by Anonymousreply 5Last Tuesday at 7:52 AM

One can certainly see why that thing had to resort to rape to get some action.

by Anonymousreply 6Last Tuesday at 7:58 AM

We don't care about straight rapes on DL, OP.

by Anonymousreply 7Last Tuesday at 7:58 AM

He looks like Cookie.

by Anonymousreply 8Last Tuesday at 8:10 AM

A [italic]woman[/italic]?

by Anonymousreply 9Last Tuesday at 8:14 AM

Why are British people so ugly?

by Anonymousreply 10Last Tuesday at 8:17 AM

Well, we always keep at least one monster on the premises, you know.

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by Anonymousreply 11Last Tuesday at 8:17 AM

And no one's asked how *I'm* doing. Typical.

by Anonymousreply 12Last Tuesday at 8:21 AM

Those Royals sure are sexually pushy

by Anonymousreply 13Last Tuesday at 10:24 AM

[quote]Bowes-Lyon, who is the son of a cousin of the Queen,

Which is an exclusive club of, what, a few thousand people?

by Anonymousreply 14Last Tuesday at 10:26 AM

I'll never understand why some threads, like this one, end up getting crossed off by the moderators. Who would FF this? MI6?

by Anonymousreply 15Last Tuesday at 12:27 PM

The Bowes-Lyons relatives were the ones they institutionalized

by Anonymousreply 16Last Tuesday at 12:29 PM

Now Prince Andrew is only the second creepiest person to be related to the queen!

by Anonymousreply 17Last Tuesday at 12:30 PM

Thank God it wasn’t on my husband’s side of the family. It’s those trashy Bowes-Lyons who can never raise themselves above the commoners that they are.

by Anonymousreply 18Last Tuesday at 1:19 PM

I can't get into the OP's link because it is behind a paywall.

Did this man insert a penis into the woman's vagina? Or was it one of those verbal/metaphysical/emotional assaults?

by Anonymousreply 19Last Tuesday at 1:43 PM

Damn, I had a Nazi Uncle, a rapist cousin and a pedo son. I might as well live in a trailer park

by Anonymousreply 20Last Tuesday at 3:33 PM

^^ Back in the Diana days I was sure if you peeked under Buckingham Palace you'd find it sitting on a set of ancient, wooden wheels

by Anonymousreply 21Last Tuesday at 6:36 PM

Year by year, scandal by scandal, I keep looking a little better, thank God.

by Anonymousreply 22Last Tuesday at 8:33 PM

The Windsors are white trash with money!

by Anonymousreply 23Last Wednesday at 5:52 AM

Did we ever discuss him here in any of the royal threads?

by Anonymousreply 24Last Thursday at 7:09 PM
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