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My boyfriend always cuts my food wrong

I'm so sick of him it's not that fucking hard

by Anonymousreply 15February 23, 2021 9:15 PM

Are you the poster who only buys cut up fruit from the market, OP?

by Anonymousreply 1February 23, 2021 2:43 AM

Then cut your own food, you lazy whore.

by Anonymousreply 2February 23, 2021 2:45 AM

This is why I fucked Edward Scissorhands. Unfortunately, I now have a nub for a penis.

by Anonymousreply 3February 23, 2021 2:46 AM

He probably cuts your food because he's embarrassed by your table manners.

by Anonymousreply 4February 23, 2021 2:50 AM

Don’t be too hard on OP. He has to hold the pencil in his mouth to type.

Sic your helper goat Louisey on your boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 5February 23, 2021 2:52 AM

You are a gay and you eat? FAT WHORE!

by Anonymousreply 6February 23, 2021 3:07 AM

Try dating someone who isn't inflatable.

by Anonymousreply 7February 23, 2021 4:08 AM

Are you the poster who calls the grocery store the market, r1?

by Anonymousreply 8February 23, 2021 11:49 AM

I call going to the grocery store as “heading to the market for provisions”.

by Anonymousreply 9February 23, 2021 12:40 PM

Being elderly is hell

by Anonymousreply 10February 23, 2021 12:44 PM

Can you not be trusted with sharp objects, OP...?

by Anonymousreply 11February 23, 2021 12:55 PM

Does he cut off the crusts on your sandwiches, too?

by Anonymousreply 12February 23, 2021 3:40 PM

You must take the small bus, OP.

by Anonymousreply 13February 23, 2021 3:55 PM

My last boyfriend made me a sandwich and cut it in half DIAGONALLY! DIAGONALLY! He knew that I only will eat a sandwich cut horizontally. Not vertically, and certainly not DIAGONALLY.

I killed him, of course.

I will be out of prison in 35 years - we should hook up when I get out

by Anonymousreply 14February 23, 2021 9:08 PM

R14 you heathen. Diagonally is the only way to go.

by Anonymousreply 15February 23, 2021 9:15 PM
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