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My boyfriend always cuts my food wrong

I'm so sick of him it's not that fucking hard

by Anonymousreply 15Last Tuesday at 12:15 PM

Are you the poster who only buys cut up fruit from the market, OP?

by Anonymousreply 1Last Monday at 5:43 PM

Then cut your own food, you lazy whore.

by Anonymousreply 2Last Monday at 5:45 PM

This is why I fucked Edward Scissorhands. Unfortunately, I now have a nub for a penis.

by Anonymousreply 3Last Monday at 5:46 PM

He probably cuts your food because he's embarrassed by your table manners.

by Anonymousreply 4Last Monday at 5:50 PM

Don’t be too hard on OP. He has to hold the pencil in his mouth to type.

Sic your helper goat Louisey on your boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 5Last Monday at 5:52 PM

You are a gay and you eat? FAT WHORE!

by Anonymousreply 6Last Monday at 6:07 PM

Try dating someone who isn't inflatable.

by Anonymousreply 7Last Monday at 7:08 PM

Are you the poster who calls the grocery store the market, r1?

by Anonymousreply 8Last Tuesday at 2:49 AM

I call going to the grocery store as “heading to the market for provisions”.

by Anonymousreply 9Last Tuesday at 3:40 AM

Being elderly is hell

by Anonymousreply 10Last Tuesday at 3:44 AM

Can you not be trusted with sharp objects, OP...?

by Anonymousreply 11Last Tuesday at 3:55 AM

Does he cut off the crusts on your sandwiches, too?

by Anonymousreply 12Last Tuesday at 6:40 AM

You must take the small bus, OP.

by Anonymousreply 13Last Tuesday at 6:55 AM

My last boyfriend made me a sandwich and cut it in half DIAGONALLY! DIAGONALLY! He knew that I only will eat a sandwich cut horizontally. Not vertically, and certainly not DIAGONALLY.

I killed him, of course.

I will be out of prison in 35 years - we should hook up when I get out

by Anonymousreply 14Last Tuesday at 12:08 PM

R14 you heathen. Diagonally is the only way to go.

by Anonymousreply 15Last Tuesday at 12:15 PM
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