I'm so sick of him it's not that fucking hard
My boyfriend always cuts my food wrong
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 23, 2021 9:15 PM |
Are you the poster who only buys cut up fruit from the market, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 23, 2021 2:43 AM |
Then cut your own food, you lazy whore.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 23, 2021 2:45 AM |
This is why I fucked Edward Scissorhands. Unfortunately, I now have a nub for a penis.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 23, 2021 2:46 AM |
He probably cuts your food because he's embarrassed by your table manners.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 23, 2021 2:50 AM |
Don’t be too hard on OP. He has to hold the pencil in his mouth to type.
Sic your helper goat Louisey on your boyfriend.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 23, 2021 2:52 AM |
You are a gay and you eat? FAT WHORE!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 23, 2021 3:07 AM |
Try dating someone who isn't inflatable.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 23, 2021 4:08 AM |
Are you the poster who calls the grocery store the market, r1?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 23, 2021 11:49 AM |
I call going to the grocery store as “heading to the market for provisions”.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 23, 2021 12:40 PM |
Being elderly is hell
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 23, 2021 12:44 PM |
Can you not be trusted with sharp objects, OP...?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 23, 2021 12:55 PM |
Does he cut off the crusts on your sandwiches, too?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 23, 2021 3:40 PM |
You must take the small bus, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 23, 2021 3:55 PM |
My last boyfriend made me a sandwich and cut it in half DIAGONALLY! DIAGONALLY! He knew that I only will eat a sandwich cut horizontally. Not vertically, and certainly not DIAGONALLY.
I killed him, of course.
I will be out of prison in 35 years - we should hook up when I get out
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 23, 2021 9:08 PM |
R14 you heathen. Diagonally is the only way to go.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 23, 2021 9:15 PM |