You have been granted a wish !!! You may eat your 2 favorite foods with no health, or weight impacts!!

Doritos

Pop Tarts

Cheeseburger with a Dr. Pepper

Reeses

Linguini dressed in cream, butter and Parmesan.

I wouldn’t need a second choice.

Fried chicken. Chocolate chip mint ice cream.

Cookies

Pastries.

Alcohol (beer & liquor), & Bread/Dough-Based Items

Red wine and croissants.

Double cheeseburger and strawberry cheesecake.

Pizza and soda

Ice cream

Pizza

Combination Fried Rice.

Appetizer Sampler Platters.

Ice cream

More ice cream

What r10 said

Pasta (all of it) Bread

I choose...

Salt

Sugar

I eat my favorites regularly. Nothing but carbs, sweets, and fried foods.

pizza

ice cream

Fettuccine Alfredo

Diet Coke

Wine

Pasta with butter sauce and Parmesan

chocolate

cheese

A big thick T Bone steak

A plate of BBQ Ribs

[quote] You have been granted a wish !!! You may eat your 2 favorite foods...

You don't get to choose my wish you damn Genie, get your ass back in that bottle and give me the wish I wanted, it doesn't involve food.

R22- You sound STRAIGHT.

R22- I didn't know you were a Vegetarian.

Cadbury Dairy Milk

Any and all Mexican food

Just two ????? I can't !!!!

Well now that you mention it ....

Chicken Tikka Masala, Tarte Tatin.

You frauds up there, we can see you. "Any and all Mexican food" and "Appetizer Sampler platter" and "all the Pasta" are disqualified. Pick two things.

Pan of lasagne and braised lamb & artichokes doused /very liberally/ with olive oil. a lot--with bread which is not a main dish so doesn't count as one of the two.

pasta and peanut M&Ms

[quote] I didn't know you were a Vegetarian.

I'm not a vegetarian. I have a condition that prevents my digestive system from processing meat properly. My late father suffered from the same condition and it eventually was primarily responsible for his death. To date no doctor has been above to give me a name for it. I can eat small amounts of most fish and other forms of animal protein such as eggs. I stopped eating meat 30 years ago. But I do still yearn for it.

R32- I was being humorous. Based on your choices I thought you consumed a LOT of flesh food.

Tortellini Alfredo

A vanilla dove bar with a dark chocolate coating

Wine and pizza.

A Bierock and hot loaf of homemade cinnamon raisin bread, with butter, several hours apart.

I know you said two, but I'd like an entire pineapple upside-down cake as well. I fed the birds and have them fresh water several times a day during our week-long deep freeze in Texas, I would like to redeem that for a third food selection. Thank you.

Singapore Mai Fun and Popeye's fried chicken.

Fettuccine Alfredo.

Crusty bread & Kerrygold butter.

Pizza and Ben & Jerry’s NY Superfudge Chunk

Booze and Wine.

Chili cheeseburger and fries. Today, anyway.

All varieties of sushi

Mango sorbet

Alcohol and chocolate

Pizza.

Ice-cream.

Beer, beer, and more beer.

Fast food.

Sodas.

Pizza, or and Indian meal with garlic naan, those are always gut busters.

Pasta

Ice cream

Pizza and KFC

Grilled cheese with Spam on Wonder bread and a large vanilla malted made with real malt, if it still exists and if there are genuine ice cream parlors with high quality ice cream still around. Now they wouldn't have Spam only bacon or ham but since this is my fantasy they will have Spam and Wonder bread and really great American cheese and they will pile it on. Oh and with pickles on the side and some pretzel rods on the table to go with the malted. When I was a kid most ice cream parlors had free pretzel rods on the table.

If I couldn't get that my second choice would be a huge Chinese meal with everything fried and lots of sweet dishes and tons of MSG and I would no longer be allergic to it, as it does make food taste better. And nothing with broccoli.

Pepperoni pizza and fettuccine Alfredo

I’m gonna drink the wine and booze anyway so I’m not gonna wish for that.

Isn't this just another way of asking what you'd eat for your last meal if you were getting the death penalty?

[quote]Diet Coke

? What? There's no calories in Diet Coke Dear. If you are one of those Fraus who heard from a friend who read on Facebook from a self proclaimed nutritionist who references speculation from a blog that says a study proves it makes you gain weight, you are seriously delusional.

No study actually proves that. The study that showed some people gained wait noted that people compensated with the free calories by replacing them with more junk food. In other words, Fat Frau says to herself, since diet coke has no sugar, I can probably have a doughnut or piece of cake in place of the sugar I gave up.

Seasoned fries

Lemon Meringue Pie

This is on an ongoing basis, right? Not just one time? I would choose cocktails and Talenti ice cream, a different type and a different flavor every night.

McDonald's french fries, Krispy Kreme donuts.

I thought Diet Coke increased sugar cravings and that's why people ended up eating more, no? I don't drink it, so I don't know.

OP mentioning McD's milkshakes reminded me that the blessed Shamrock Shake is back.

[quote]I thought Diet Coke increased sugar cravings and that's why people ended up eating more, no?

NO. It was fat Fraus thinking since they just skipped 300 calories by drinking a calorie free beverage, why not enjoy yourself consuming more fat food. The same study could have been with bottled water with the same result. But fatties always want to blame someone or something else other than their own eating habits.

I must be related to a bunch of people in this thread.

pizza

ice-cream

Fried chicken and waffles.

(I've never had it together, but I know it would be delicious because I love both).

Good cheese, like d'Affinois Good thick bread

Gnocchi with butter and pecorino

Cheesecake

French toast made with brioche

Blueberry pie

You make me feel like such a pig, OP!!!! But if I could eat any two things for life and not get fat, there IS. NO. QUESTION.

1. Lettuce 2. Water

I think I just gained 20lbs writing that. Off to the gym!!

Ice cream

Peanut butter

Raw cashews, buckets of them. Garlic bread.

Pasts and potatoes (Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. French fries).

Man, now I'm fucking hungry!!

Popcorn drenched in butter.

Violet Crumble.

pizza? I eat pizza twicw a week. Just use hgih quality ingredients.

Box of Crossiants

Fetticine Alfedeo

Fresh Fish with hollandaise.

Gallon of gelato

Pizza Pringles Macaroni n cheese

Ribs Fried chicken

(Chinese soup dumplings are a near third.)

Beer and flour (in any form)

Vodka and cold beer

Curry goat with rice and peas.

I think life is so weird and backwards. Just about everything that brings you pleasure is bad for you. Eating the “wrong“ foods; alcohol can cause a host of problems; opioids and recreational drugs; sex and disease, not being monogamous, smoking. Just think if we could indulge in all of these with the only consequence being happiness and contentment. It should be that way, but the world was created the complete opposite. It’s bizarre. We have to strive and work hard for love, happiness and contentment, when it should be a birth right. Life is like working for a big corporation—you have to slave for perks and bonuses, but even then they’re not guaranteed. Then you’re fired.

I suffer from IBS-D.

I would give my left nut to have a vanilla milkshake or a vanilla soft serve (Ice-cream) covered in rainbow sprinkles.

^^^^^ I can make that dream come true for you. I have a shake machine at home, right next to this beautiful antique glass dinning room table that you might enjoy setting on while your IBS kicks in.

Cigarettes and pastries.

Pizza and cock. Or coke.

Another vote for pizza and ice cream.

Cocaine...

Um, more cocaine

Fried chicken - bone in, none of that chicken tender crap.

Chocolate - any way it comes.

What about legal impacts?

Mortal Sin dessert

The cheaper red Johnnie Walker

I’d disable all phones, turn off the cable modem, lock myself indoors, and then cry, cry, cry about Oprah leaving ABC without shitting my pants or stepping on a dog’s tail.

Wait, you mean there's more than two foods?

Fried chicken and spaghetti with bolognese sauce.

Chicken Fried Steak with cream gravy;

Blackberry Cobbler

Pizza.

Brownies.

A bottle of good red wine and freshly made chocolate chip cookies

Pizza x 2

Coquille St. Jacques and slice of 24-layer, 1001-chocolate-chip-cake for two

Ribeye and fries

Another one for pasta and potatoes

Rice a Roni, OP? Really?

Fried chicken and mashed potatoes; with a bottomless gravy boat, if possible.

Unless you have a specific condition that makes you sick if you eat one serving of a certain food, generally you CAN eat whatever you want as long as you do it in moderation. It also helps if you love certain healthy foods. I love ice cream but I'm happy just having it a couple of times a year, whereas I can eat a salad every day.

2nd alcohol. It would be wonderful not to have to worry about THOSE calories.

Other choice would be burritos.

Wrong thread, r96?

Pepperoni pizza and banana pudding.

KFC Bucket of Chicken and their biscuits.

Pizza and kettle chips

Agree with R76, but I still want pepperoni pizza and banana pudding.

SO true, R76. Looking just at food, the more delicious it is, the more fattening and unhealthy. Whereas you can have all the nasty vegetables you want.

No R52, because for OPs thought exercise, you have to choose something you love so much you would rarely tire of it. For a last meal, you only need to consider what you most want to have for the very last time.

Entirely different thought process. ;)

Pizza and Red Robin burgers

The fried dumplings at my local AYCE Chinese place and Publix Chocolate Trinity ice cream.

Birthday cake with Crisco icing and a large glass of whole fat cold milk,

My two favorites? I would eat a huge stack of pecan pancakes, and I would eat a huge hunk of cheesecake.

Deep dish Pizza

Hot fudge brownie