'The Real World' Star Eric Nies Says the Reality Show Saved His Life

Who?

Don't get old.

ANDY COHEN is hosting?.....Fuck that. I am not watching this queen. I do think it's hilarious that Andy is now aging in DOG YEARS...

I hate to say it, but I’m getting a bit jaded when it comes to talking about abuse. I’m sure a lot of it happened, but it seems like dredging up abuse stories is the way to become a media darling these days.

I believe Eric and his brother posed full-frontal for Bruce Weber, in a woodsy setting. Right?

Poor Eric. His attempt to launch a career after The Real World went absolutely nowhere. He must be homeless by now

He used to be so beautiful

He looks like Francis in Stripes now.

Wait and see---this reality show "series" is going to turn into Andy Cohen bragging about how HE "created" reality television. Just like the ABC Soap Opera Special where he bragged about himself..

I loved the relationship between Julie & Heather.

Andy Cohens part of this ? Fuck that I’m out. Cant watch his wonky eye and “look at me” hosting. He’s insufferable and makes it about himself.

So Andy Cohen? Not Martha Quinn or Tabitha Soren or John Norris? Anybody affiliated with MTV?

[quote]headed up by Andy Cohen

I know what I'm not watching.

Who was he abused by?

AC is morphing into Wilford Brimley. Poor dear. His world is youth and beauty and she’s NEITHER.

What's up with his hair? He can't afford a decent cut?

Could you get the phone?

He needs to embrace fis thinning hairline and get a close cut.

Eric still looks great, except for that awful wig on his head.

Julie looks good, too. Just a more mature version of her 90s self. Heather looks EXACTLY the same. Norm is...larger.

Even though this show was a low point of 90's culture, it still pings massive nostalgia.

Christ, I used to drool over him back in the day...

r21 Same, girl. Same. The dad jeans and flannel are making me horny.

R20 I agree on the nostalgia. I wouldn't mind occasionally rewatching the 90s seasons of RW,

Is he wearing a Caesar cut to remind us that he too was really popular for about 10 minutes in the early 90s?

Holy shit Norman looks so old and fat now!

Don't worry R14, I'm sure Uncle Andy will ask. Along with... so were you sodomized? Tell us about that. Did you like it? Did they touch your penis? Please show us your penis for reference.

I think he's tremendous.

I think it is hysterical that Cohen is trying to entrench himself as the father of reality tv when he hates being associated with it.

Eric has a nice big penis. Yum!

[quote]Andy Cohen

CUNT

R29 I wouldn't say it's "big," but it's certainly adequate.

That is his brother John actually, who was also In the same book. This is Eric.

He used to be so hot.

Now I think he wears a toupee.

He tried so hard to use his attractiveness to launch a showbiz career. He was always talking various plans (I think involving dancing).

Nothing ever panned out and he remains a nobody

I feel bad, I'd watch this if Andy wasn't hosting.

And it's not even that I dislike the guy, I just don't think this is right for him.

These are people in their late 40s/early 50s who aren't going to be yelling at each other like the Housewives.

Since these people have had to live in the actual real world for decades they should have gotten someone more serious, kinder or more sympathetic.