Hunter Biden celebrates his Irish ancestry

Sorry for my ignorance, what's the Irish curse?

Tiny dicks

R2 I don't think so. In my experience, polish guys have tiny dicks, (with one exception that I met). Irish men are second to black men when it comes to dick size.

If it's a ginger you can guarantee a small dick. Black Irish have big ones because of their Spanish ancestry.

He's as Irish as John Kerry.

They called him part time artist. I guess they forgot aspiring pornstar and kind of author.

Sure and begorrah, 'tis Dick O'Death himself!

Polish dudes are NOT generally small. Most Eastern European men are well hung.

He looks like he has switched from crack to food addiction.

I want his feets in my mouth

Black Irish ☘️ is pure white skin, blue eyes & black hair.

These people were descendants of Spanish traders who settled in Ireland and even descendants of the few Spanish sailors who were washed up on the west coast of Ireland after the disaster of the Spanish Armada of 1588.

It is claimed that the Spanish married into Irish society and created a new class of Irish who were immediately recognizable by their dark hair and complexion.

And hogwarts & shapeshifters & ..........

The guy Hunter's stripper baby mama just got engaged to is better looking. I know unpopular opinion. You gays love lusting over this loser.

Excerpt from Hunter' emails-"She (Hallie) started to tear down my already fragile ego. “I only remember the big penises and the really small ones I cant tell the difference between all the average ones.” I know its easy to point out how trivial and typical stupid guy only thinks of his penis that is, but the sadistic part about Hallie is that . She knew how sensitive I was to that because when I was 14 and played varsity football but hadn’t reached puberty it was a horribly embarrassing time in my life that has stuck with me from this day and because of that . I loved to be reassured that my 9 inch very big penis was actually big. It may be funny to you but its body dysmorphia and the exact reason Hallie got breast implants. I know my penis is almost twice the size of an average mans penis I know that she knows that and I know she knows because I’ve now told her 100 times to stop implying that no matter how obviously wrong she is because no matter how beyond the little boy you have grown its harder to put out of your mind that the person says it not once not twice not 10 times but over and over. Fucking sadistic- and I really was going to not let my anger get the better of. But you (Hallie) fucking sick mean fuck.”

R15. I don't understand his dribble. He talks about his penis like a teenage boy.

He's a ne'er-do-well

He must be followed by paps every time he steps outside.

[quote]don't think so. In my experience, polish guys have tiny dicks, (with one exception that I met).

Uh, they must have been Russian or you have REALLY bad luck.

From my experience, the average ones are all the same! You only remember the big ones that’s for sure!

I like his dick but the rest of him says 'I'm on a step away from rehab'.

R21. You like his dick? Weird comment. It seems like he is the one that calls the paps. He is not that interesting to the public and anyone notices how he looks directly at the camera. He wants to be famous but he has no talent and he already has a damaged reputation as a drug addicted slut.

Is there anybody he hasn't fucked?

He sure is Covid Tubby - that’s not up for speculative debate!

[quote]Sorry for my ignorance, what's the Irish curse?

All bag and no pipe.

R4 there are no Irish people with “spanish ancestry “ that myth has been disproved a thousand ways.

You bitches would crawl across broken glass to worship my cock!

Yikes he is pretty heavy now. I guess if he's no longer doing drugs he's gotta do something so he's eating. He's got a sandwich in his hand in that photo. It's odd because he's wearing Brooks running shoes and no one who doesn't run really knows about Brooks. They're a couple hundred bucks.

Patrick has become the patron saint of boozers, as well as Irish, and his special day provides an excellent excuse for indulging in especially drunken antics.

Beau wouldn't have gained weight in lock-down.

Clovers have nothing to do with Irish ancestry. Shamrocks have 3 leaves, not four. A clover is just a symbol of good luck. Nothing to do with St. Patrick, who used Shamrocks to explain the concept of the Trinity to pre-Christian Ireland.

In another leaked message to his dead brother's widow, Hallie, Hunter bragged that he had arranged for three prostitutes to come over and marvel at the size of his cock.

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Hallie made fun of Hunter's small cock (9 inches) because Beau was over 11 and her vag was banged out. That's why Hunter got heavy with the anal.

Is he literally holding Irish soda bread?

[quote] If it's a ginger you can guarantee a small dick.

Not true. Plenty of Irish gingers have massive cocks, possibly because of genetic influence of Northern Europeans to the east.

[quote] Uh, they must have been Russian or you have REALLY bad luck.

Russians often have monster cocks. I don’t know where DLers get this idea that they’re small. Every Russian guy I’ve hooked up with has had an anaconda.

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[quote] In my experience, polish guys have tiny dicks

You don't have anything resembling a normal experience. Polish dudes on average are above average.

The Irish Curse isn't a small penis it's impotence from all the drinking.

I thought it was rosacea.

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"Black Irish" to refer to Irish people with putative Spanish ancestry is not something you will ever hear in Ireland itself. I assume it was invented in the US to describe and account for people who are ethnically Irish but don't "look Irish".

This is random but I was curious if 23andme etc have given any new info on the so called Black Irish. I googled and got this story, which is about an adopted irish woman. It reveals nothing about the Black Irish genetic heritage, but her son is a BABE!

The entire article.

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Pale freckly skin is considered undesirable in the U.S., so Irish immigrants who had darker coloring were considered notable and a back story was made up to explain why they were so much better looking. Black Irish is definitely superior to just plain old Irish.

I'm a fan of Turkish Irish and Indonesian Irish myself.

Polish are decently hung. Irish gingers are small. Black Irish are bigger. Just my slut-o-meter measurements.

Throw potatoes at him till he shows us his hot dick.

"Those are European Art Photos."

He's only a quarter Irish through one of his grandmothers. There's nothing notable about a regular white guy having dark hair and a tan. "Black Irish" my asshole.

Someone please tell Hunter that clovers (4 leaves) have nothing to with the Irish or St. Patrick. They are a generic symbol of good luck. The shamrock (3 leaves) is associated with the Irish and St. Patrick, who allegedly used its 3 leaves to describe the concept of the Trinity to the pre-Christian Irish.

"Black Irish" are one phenotype of Irish people, whose ancestry includes indigenous Celts and Gaelic tribes, as well as the DNA of countless invaders. It's an island on the fringe of Europe. Vikings, Arabs and other sea-faring people were frequent "visitors" over the millennia.

The Spanish have nothing to do with black Irish. The ignorance around here is appalling. Some of you seem to just absorb every myth and fable and regurgitate it without a second's thought.

R55 Nineteenth century racism is still relevant on Datalounge.

Pay no attention to this trash. He makes the president look bad.

I'm fascinated by all the Hunter Biden stories popping up these days. Guest they're getting ready for midterms.

Hillary's emails will start coming back up like so much bad sushi.

There are small, average and large penises in every ethnicity.

r15 Is this seriously written by Hunter Biden?!?

I don’t care enough to know the minutiae of this guy’s life, but he seems like an unbelievable disaster of a human being, Just an inconceivable scumbag. But he is adored by his father for simply being alive.

[quote]I'm fascinated by all the Hunter Biden stories popping up these days.

Interesting timing, isn't it?

Why are irish gingers tiny meat? If Scottish gingers are massive meat?

Oh bless your heart, r61. Your special needs are truly special.

Why would you bump this year old thread, r40?

[quote]Most Eastern European men are well hung.

But also well-stanksleeved.

Ryan could play George Clooney's son.

He is looking rather paunchy, but he might be on anti-depressants, hence the weight gain.

So Fox has decided to just openly push Kremlin talking points and obsess over Hunter's magic laptop?

Is this a winning business strategy for them?

R69 Fox is just throwing shit against the wall and seeing what sticks.

R70 The GQP obviously thinks debating whether Hunter Biden is Black Irish or not will affect Biden's poll numbers. Only reason this thread would be bumped right after St. Patrick's Day.

We should be debating whether Cheetolini is orange or tangerine.

So any Irish person with brown hair or black hair is black Irish? What if you also have blue eyes? What is the definition of Black Irish?

^ As far as I can tell, it was a definition invented in the US to account for ethnically Irish people who don't look stereotypically Irish. On TV a few years ago, there was an Irish TV presenter with all her ancestry in the west of the country, where the Armada are alleged to have sown their wild oats. Because she had sallow skin and dark hair, she was assuming that she was the descendant of some Spanish sailor (I don't know how strong she thought those genes were after 400 years, but whatever). Anyway, she was 90-something percent Irish.

[quote]So any Irish person with brown hair or black hair is black Irish? What if you also have blue eyes? What is the definition of Black Irish?

It's a very specific look. Bantamweight boxer build, pale skin, jet black hair. Young Bono.

So CRT, nonbinary Mr. Potato Heads and Hunter Biden's laptop are the GOP's path back to victory?

Shoot me now.

R75 The Nancy Drews have established that the GOP is attempting subterfuge by bumping this thread. Only reason this thread could be bumped. No other possibilities.

"Is Hunter Biden Black Irish?" will be the lede on every Fox News show for the next week. This is the midterms wedge issue.

R72 The general Gabriel Byrne/Colin Farrell/Alec Baldwin realm of appearance. Dark hair, not freckly.

R73 it's just a certain look. Like Colin Farrell.

[quote] He certainly doesn't suffer from the Irish Curse!

What are you talking about? He's an alcoholic drug addict.

"Black" Irish, I've always been told, refers to Irish people who have Viking heritage.

I've never, ever heard about it being Spanish in nature.

I am Black Irish and, sure enough, my 23 and Me came back Irish and Scandinavian.

R80 - I've always heard Black Irish as referring to the Spanish blood infused into Ireland about 600 years ago during the Spanish Armada and through trade routes.

It is true that "dark" or "black" refers to foreigners in Gaelic, and that "could" refer to the Viking sieges from 1300 years ago. But Spanish sounds more logical.

R68 That picture is a year old. It was probably quarantine weight and it's probably gone already.

R82 - Yes, methballs simply melt the pounds away.

I ‘m one quarter Irish, and I always heard that the curse was alcoholism. I also knew a big dicked Irish ginger. Nice guy, but he was into underage males. I dropped him like a hot potato when I found out.

R84 Kind of off topic, but I was told by a Mexican guy one time that Irish businessmen in Mexico are known for hiring child prostitutes. To the point that it's a thing everyone knows about them. I was appalled.

^ Maybe he was mixing up patrones and padres. . .

My freshman roommate was a huge dicked irish ginger. Otherwise we were the same size. He came from a poor family and he loved my clothes so I said wear whatever you want. I think he was closeted. I think he figured out I was. When I would run into him on campus and noticed he was wearing my trousers he would crack "I'm commando and your jeans feel great!" I would turn bright red, like his complexion. We never did anything, pity!

R86 He worked in finance, but joke noted.

[quote]Is there anybody he hasn't fucked?

Maybe I did. Maybe I didn't. hehe

[quote] I also knew a big dicked Irish ginger. Nice guy, but he was into underage males. I dropped him like a hot potato when I found out.

...and then finished high school.