Cooper Barnes

WTF is a "Cooper Barnes"?

“Average White Guy”

I’m slightly embarrassed that when my kid was really into Henry Danger, I secretly lusted after him.

His hair is bigger than his bicep.

Looks like a bat wing to me.

Summer is coming!

What a beauty.

Or, as we call him: Coiffed-Hair-Goofy-Face.

He’s very hot.

Ugh, god he’s just the right amount of dork. And good with kids. I know exactly his type and I would fall HARD. Also, probably super depraved and a total heartbreaker.

Probably best he’s into women.

As the body gets bigger the head grows smaller.

Lift weights & take steroids. Next one on Instagram or TikTok:

Is there an Australian ethnic look? Cause he has it.

[quote] Is there an Australian ethnic look? Cause he has it.

There isn't unless you're talking about Aborigines. He has a generic white guy look that could fit in The US, UK and Australia.

In photography its called forced focus.

Forced perspective photography is when the subject of an image looks smaller/larger or closer/farther away than it actually is. This optical illusion happens when the background and foreground of a photo seem to interact due to the photo's composition

Used in porn photography to make a dick look much bigger than it really is.

R9 He may be into women, but he got Gay Face for days

Why is someone this old doing this? Is he in his fifties?

That hairstyle is woefully unflattering. In addition to looking ridiculous, it ages him.

I'm going to the barber later this week and tell him I want the Cosmo Kramer tall hair look circa 1997.

christ he's ugly whoever he is

Bitch stole my look.

Does he have nudes?

I like him; very cute. There is nothing inherently wrong with this man. Other than he's straight; and him being from the UK, even that is up for negotiation.

Ho Ho Ho - guns for x-mas

R16 MARY

The picture at the OP reminds me of Steve Carell, the picture at R23 does not.

HOT DILF. Verificatia of sizemeat? I want him inside me quite deeply. ... And so forth...

Fuckable.

Does he act? Does he sing? Does he write? Don't drink, don't smoke, what DOES he do???

every gay guy I know is into big dicks; me? I love big arms, big chests....

would love a guy to just wrap me up his arms

sigh

His neck is so thin compared to the rest of his upper body, that he looks like a cartoon character. He does have nice eyes. I'll give him that.

He looks much older than 41.

Doing well on one soap and then doing well on another is probably the exception rather than the rule. I can easily think of multiple times it didn’t work out, but I struggle to think of times it did....

Sorry, wrong thread.

His “arms” remind me of tamarind pods. He’d be cuter with a lanky type body.

I'd love to take him shoulder deep.

He looks like Johnny Bravo from Cartoon Network come to life.

Very old plastic ken doll on steroids.

Cooper Barnes is far hotter than that skinny Italian real estate agent some of you are currently drooling over. Heck he's much better looking and so forth than 85% of what is posted on DL as "hot".

Yet more...

Last look!

Look at those tits, struggling to break free.

I've always found guys who look like that extremely handsome...and that type of body very sexy.

Mmm... sexy muscle DILF. And he cares about animals/the environment too?!! *Swoons* Any nude leaks for this hot hunk? I need verificatia of sizemeat!

Yea yea he's really fit but he knows it. That's a turn off.

He reminds me of 90 pron actor Steve Regis

He has a William Devane look.

New arm porn

For once I happen to know who someone is.

For those of you who don't know, "Henry Danger" is a kids' comedy live-action show from the 2010s about a normal teenage boy by day who is a superhero's sidekick (Kid Danger) by night. This guy Cooper Barnes played the superhero, Captain Man.

His eyes betray a system out of whack.

He’s from Sheffield United Kingdom.

This is where we learn Captain Man, in his secret identity, doesn't wear underwear.

That's a 10 minute video, hun.

Captain Man is only in the first 22 seconds, r52. Not to panic.

Actually, does. Notice (as I did, many times) the blue briefs waistband.

The sum is not as great as the parts.

More internet fame seeking nonsense. Lordy people are crazy.

Ugly features and small head.