That’s a huge fucking arm.
WTF is a "Cooper Barnes"?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | 02/22/2021 |
“Average White Guy”
by Anonymous | reply 2 | 02/22/2021 |
I’m slightly embarrassed that when my kid was really into Henry Danger, I secretly lusted after him.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | 02/22/2021 |
His hair is bigger than his bicep.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | 02/22/2021 |
Looks like a bat wing to me.
Summer is coming!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | 02/22/2021 |
What a beauty.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | 02/22/2021 |
Or, as we call him: Coiffed-Hair-Goofy-Face.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | 02/22/2021 |
He’s very hot.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | 02/22/2021 |
Ugh, god he’s just the right amount of dork. And good with kids. I know exactly his type and I would fall HARD. Also, probably super depraved and a total heartbreaker.
Probably best he’s into women.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | 02/22/2021 |
As the body gets bigger the head grows smaller.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | 02/22/2021 |
Lift weights & take steroids. Next one on Instagram or TikTok:
by Anonymous | reply 11 | 02/22/2021 |
Is there an Australian ethnic look? Cause he has it.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | 02/22/2021 |
[quote] Is there an Australian ethnic look? Cause he has it.
There isn't unless you're talking about Aborigines. He has a generic white guy look that could fit in The US, UK and Australia.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | 02/22/2021 |
In photography its called forced focus.
Forced perspective photography is when the subject of an image looks smaller/larger or closer/farther away than it actually is. This optical illusion happens when the background and foreground of a photo seem to interact due to the photo's composition
Used in porn photography to make a dick look much bigger than it really is.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | 02/22/2021 |
R9 He may be into women, but he got Gay Face for days
by Anonymous | reply 15 | 02/22/2021 |
Why is someone this old doing this? Is he in his fifties?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | 02/22/2021 |
That hairstyle is woefully unflattering. In addition to looking ridiculous, it ages him.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | 02/22/2021 |
I'm going to the barber later this week and tell him I want the Cosmo Kramer tall hair look circa 1997.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | 02/22/2021 |
christ he's ugly whoever he is
by Anonymous | reply 19 | 02/22/2021 |
Bitch stole my look.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | 02/22/2021 |
Does he have nudes?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | 02/22/2021 |
I like him; very cute. There is nothing inherently wrong with this man. Other than he's straight; and him being from the UK, even that is up for negotiation.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | 02/22/2021 |
R16 MARY
by Anonymous | reply 24 | 02/22/2021 |
The picture at the OP reminds me of Steve Carell, the picture at R23 does not.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | 02/22/2021 |
HOT DILF. Verificatia of sizemeat? I want him inside me quite deeply. ... And so forth...
by Anonymous | reply 26 | 02/22/2021 |
Fuckable.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | 02/22/2021 |
Does he act? Does he sing? Does he write? Don't drink, don't smoke, what DOES he do???
by Anonymous | reply 28 | 02/22/2021 |
every gay guy I know is into big dicks; me? I love big arms, big chests....
would love a guy to just wrap me up his arms
sigh
by Anonymous | reply 29 | 02/22/2021 |
His neck is so thin compared to the rest of his upper body, that he looks like a cartoon character. He does have nice eyes. I'll give him that.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | 02/22/2021 |
He looks much older than 41.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | 02/22/2021 |
Doing well on one soap and then doing well on another is probably the exception rather than the rule. I can easily think of multiple times it didn’t work out, but I struggle to think of times it did....
by Anonymous | reply 32 | 02/22/2021 |
Sorry, wrong thread.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | 02/22/2021 |
His “arms” remind me of tamarind pods. He’d be cuter with a lanky type body.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | 02/22/2021 |
I'd love to take him shoulder deep.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | 02/22/2021 |
He looks like Johnny Bravo from Cartoon Network come to life.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | 02/22/2021 |
Very old plastic ken doll on steroids.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | 02/22/2021 |
Cooper Barnes is far hotter than that skinny Italian real estate agent some of you are currently drooling over. Heck he's much better looking and so forth than 85% of what is posted on DL as "hot".
by Anonymous | reply 38 | 02/22/2021 |