I'm crème pâtissière. I'm in almost every episode in some capacity.
Let's be The Great British Bake-off!
by Anonymous | reply 146 | February 28, 2021 4:55 PM |
I am a thin, crisp pastry crust and I am scrummy!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 22, 2021 4:46 PM |
I'm rose water. I'm the secret ingredient everybody uses.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 22, 2021 4:48 PM |
I'm Mary Berry's distracting dentures. I know she's 86, but good heavens.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 22, 2021 5:00 PM |
I am Paul Hollywood's sexy strong muscles.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 22, 2021 5:01 PM |
I’m the repressed sleazy sexuality of Henry A Bird.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 22, 2021 5:04 PM |
I'm all the gay guys fucking at the hotel.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 22, 2021 5:05 PM |
I'm the heat wave during chocolate week.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 22, 2021 5:11 PM |
I’m the tweeness.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 22, 2021 5:13 PM |
I’m the soggy bottom!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 22, 2021 5:21 PM |
I'm the weird eye contact when Paul Hollywood does the honor of shaking a contestant's hand.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 22, 2021 5:55 PM |
We're Mel and Sue, and we remain the best hosts this show ever had.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 22, 2021 6:34 PM |
[quote]I'm crème pâtissière.
And I'm mispronounced as "crème pâtisserie" by 90% of the bakers.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 22, 2021 6:39 PM |
I am the details of a baker's personal relationship that are meant to be heartwarming, but instead are just creepy.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 22, 2021 6:41 PM |
I'm Noel's annoying silly voice he uses every. single. time. he says "Bake!".
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 22, 2021 6:41 PM |
I'm the desperate attempt of making British cooking look good. My name? CORNWALL!
You know in theatre, you are not allowed to utter the famed Shakespeare play, or you put a curse on the entire production?
On The Great British Bake-Off you put a curse on the entire series if you don't mention my name at least once in each episode.
Usually they come around that by casting someone from the area and casually mention where he's from whenever he (or she) is on screen.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 22, 2021 6:46 PM |
We're Prue's collection of made-for-HD wacky eyeglasses in blinding primary colors.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 22, 2021 6:53 PM |
We're passion fruit and pistachio. We're featured in at least one signature challenge and show-stopper in every single episode.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 22, 2021 6:55 PM |
I'm the happy sheep scampering in a nearby meadow.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 22, 2021 6:56 PM |
I'm mango and coconut. I'm hip and tropical, but also rather overused.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 22, 2021 6:57 PM |
I'm the stodgy sponge.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 22, 2021 6:58 PM |
I'm the one wonky oven that never heats up correctly, thus ruining the chances of at least one competitor whose show stopper went perfectly at home.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 22, 2021 6:58 PM |
I'm Paul Hollywood's handshake. I used to be given out sparingly but am now bestowed so often that I've basically lost all meaning.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 22, 2021 7:04 PM |
I'm the fake tears of the woman who "accidentally" knocked another competitor's signature challenge on the floor.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 22, 2021 7:06 PM |
I'm Victoria Sponge, the sassy drag persona of the season's designated gay baker.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 22, 2021 7:08 PM |
I'm the delicious chocolate and raspberry cake in the credits, which is missing a raspberry.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 22, 2021 7:10 PM |
I'm the soggy bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 22, 2021 7:14 PM |
Reading the link at R24, I had no idea about Prue's senior moment where she spoiled the winner on Twitter four years ago (I only started watching this past season). Did she catch a lot of shit for that?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 22, 2021 7:15 PM |
I'm the asshole producers who don't air condition a tent in summer when it's 90+F in it. AND we like watching the contestants be expected to make ice cream desserts in the heat. And whipped cream delights that stand five feet tall.
PLUS I don't give people long enough to bake the products properly.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 22, 2021 7:18 PM |
I'm the Waitrose supermarket that bucktoothed Frances Quinn got banned from for being a sticky fingers.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 22, 2021 7:19 PM |
I'm Hollywoods neck waddle and love handles pouring out of his too-tight jeans.
Rather like dumping overfilling cake pan and watching it pop and run over the edge as it browns.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 22, 2021 7:21 PM |
I'm also Hollywoods manner with banging out some dough, which shows the world I cum in 30 seconds and don't care who else may or may not be involved.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 22, 2021 7:22 PM |
I'm the biscuit with the good snap!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 22, 2021 7:23 PM |
I'm Gluten. I show up when the dough is overworked by the pervy and unprofessional contestants.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 22, 2021 7:24 PM |
I’m the disgust on Mary Berry’s face when hemp or matcha are used
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 22, 2021 7:26 PM |
I wanted to be the soggy bottom!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 22, 2021 7:27 PM |
I’m the overwrought ,ditzy grandma contestant that limps to the halfway mark of the season, making homespun crap. I’m a fan favorite in spite of my amateur skills.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 22, 2021 7:28 PM |
[quote]I'm Hollywoods neck waddle
Oh, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 22, 2021 7:30 PM |
I’m dutifully watching the show after the last cute guy has been sent home.
How about an all-star season so we can have more Henry Bird?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 22, 2021 7:33 PM |
I’m your choux pastry. I may not rise as much as you expected, and I may come out with unfortunate, unsightly bulges.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 22, 2021 7:36 PM |
[quote]I may come out with unfortunate, unsightly bulges.
Kinda like Paul's gut when he doesn't wear his man-Spanx!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 22, 2021 7:37 PM |
I’m the flavour combination Paul didn’t think would work.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 22, 2021 7:37 PM |
I’m Paul’s “I don’t like it. [pause, eye glint] I love it” trick. I get played once a season.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 22, 2021 7:39 PM |
I'm the British politesse that restrains contestants from telling Noel to GET OUT OF MY FUCKING FACE WITH YOUR CORNY-ASS JOKES WHILE I'M TRYING TO WORK.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 22, 2021 7:40 PM |
I'm peanut butter and pumpkin, ingredients that the British judges do not appreciate.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 22, 2021 7:41 PM |
[quote]I'm Victoria Sponge, the sassy drag persona of the season's designated gay baker.
I'm your new opening act, drag king Marquee Mark.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 22, 2021 7:49 PM |
I'm Matt Lucas, here to bring absolutely nothing to the show.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 22, 2021 7:50 PM |
I'm the high temperature inside the tent. I will destroy all sensitive desserts.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | February 22, 2021 7:52 PM |
I’m under-proved.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 22, 2021 7:57 PM |
I’m the delightful muggy weather that shows up on the day when contestants need to work with meringue.
R47 I dislike him tremendously!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | February 22, 2021 8:02 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 22, 2021 8:08 PM |
I'm a soggy bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | February 22, 2021 8:22 PM |
We're the terms that confuse Americans, like bicarb, fan, pudding used to describe anything other than a custard, strong wheat flour, hot-water pastry, suet dough, rough puff, traybakes, fairy cakes, treacle, grill (when used to mean broil), Battenberg cake, entremet, cling film, kitchen paper, baps, swiss rolls, Chelsea buns, Bath buns, Stork, Victoria sponge, blitz, muscovado sugar, single and double cream, caster sugar, sultanas, demerara sugar, digestive biscuits, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | February 22, 2021 8:25 PM |
I'm a SMEG fridge, incognito.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | February 22, 2021 8:38 PM |
I’m “Nature’s Carpet”, the showstopper on lesbian week. I am a 4 level cake that must feature 8 grains and nuts. And I must be decorated as your favorite style of rug or carpet. Bonus points if you can credibly include anchovy paste in your icing.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | February 22, 2021 8:40 PM |
I'm a completely unappetizing savory concoction, usually involving sage.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | February 22, 2021 8:41 PM |
I'm slightly doolally.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | February 22, 2021 8:45 PM |
Please welcome to the stage: CHELSEA BUNNS
by Anonymous | reply 58 | February 22, 2021 8:47 PM |
r12, Crem Pat you twit.
I'm the "rough puff' that has to be made because the filming requirements do not allow for a proper puff paste.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | February 22, 2021 8:49 PM |
I am the technical, and I have no impact on the results.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | February 22, 2021 8:53 PM |
I'm a great big Iechyd da for everyone back home in Wales.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | February 22, 2021 9:01 PM |
I'm asked to leave this week.
My true reaction was "Fuck you all! Paul is a conceited, diabetic cunt, and Mary is a demented gimp whose teeth fall out when she bites into bread!"
They paid me to say the nice sentimental things about how great the experience was.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | February 22, 2021 9:01 PM |
I'm self-deprecation and humility. I am a part of every contestant...except that overbearing old queen in the season where he, James from Scotland, and John, the winner, competed.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | February 22, 2021 9:02 PM |
r59 You've really never heard them say "crème pâtisserie"?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | February 22, 2021 9:05 PM |
We're Peter's rosy cheeks, Dave's crazy eyes, and Henry's wonky toof.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | February 22, 2021 9:12 PM |
I'm Sandi's cheerfully butch demeanor.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | February 22, 2021 9:14 PM |
I'm the tray bake with a bit of drizzle that needs cling film to stay moist without going soggy.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | February 22, 2021 9:17 PM |
R53 forgot what I first heard as “plated” bread. Actually “plaited.” I suppose we’d say “braided”
by Anonymous | reply 68 | February 22, 2021 9:27 PM |
R37
The very first winner was a grandma.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | February 22, 2021 9:52 PM |
I'm the good sportsmanship shown by the losers which is rarely seen on American shows
by Anonymous | reply 70 | February 22, 2021 9:56 PM |
Henry seems quite posh. Best Boy at his ancient school. His American equivalent would never have a wonky tooth.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | February 22, 2021 9:59 PM |
I'm the pained rictuses (ricti?) on the faces of the contestants as they wait for Noel and Matt to end their stupid banter and say "On your marks," etc.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | February 22, 2021 10:02 PM |
I’m the extract of whatever flavor the contestant is trying to achieve. In order to avoid the dreaded “I’m not getting [said flavor]” the contestant will be tempted to add a few drops of me. The judges will say I make the bake taste “artificial.” Especially if I’m banana.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | February 22, 2021 10:04 PM |
The plural of “rictus” is actually “rictus.” Or “rictuses”, if you’re insecure.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | February 22, 2021 10:06 PM |
I'm the infinitely superior cast of the first seven series, that aside from the really cute male contestants, actually made the show enjoyable.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | February 22, 2021 10:08 PM |
[quote] "that aside from the really cute male contestants, actually made the show enjoyable."
Oh, dear.
Excuse me. I meant "ALONG WITH the really cute male contestants, actually made the show enjoyable."
by Anonymous | reply 76 | February 22, 2021 10:11 PM |
I'm the cute little girl in the opening credits. The person writing this has to look away from me when watching.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | February 22, 2021 10:19 PM |
We're caster sugar, strong white flour, and treacle. Most Americans have no idea what we are.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | February 22, 2021 10:24 PM |
I’m the dreaded “stodgy.”
by Anonymous | reply 79 | February 22, 2021 10:31 PM |
Hello, I'm passion fruit... and I'm overused.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | February 22, 2021 10:55 PM |
I’m the presenter tasked with the unfortunate duty of revealing whom we are sadly not going to be able to rake with us next week. It’s a terribly difficult task. I really don’t like it. No, really.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | February 22, 2021 10:59 PM |
I'm the gallons of Fabreeze spritzed on yesterday's clothes.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | February 22, 2021 11:08 PM |
I'm the delicate génoise, truly annoyed when daft Brits refer to me as "genno-eece". 🙄
by Anonymous | reply 83 | February 22, 2021 11:11 PM |
I'm the raised-game pie stuffed to overflowing with assorted meat. I don't really belong on this show, but I keep appearing.
I wish I were a cupcake.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | February 22, 2021 11:13 PM |
"Genoese" is another name for the same cake. It's actually a valid English spelling.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | February 22, 2021 11:18 PM |
No, it isn't R85.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | February 22, 2021 11:21 PM |
I’m “a good bake.”
If I’m on a pie crust the judges turn me over and scrape me with a knife. If I’m on a bread, they thump me.
It hurts!
by Anonymous | reply 87 | February 22, 2021 11:35 PM |
I’m the blood... and the insistence we go on.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | February 22, 2021 11:36 PM |
[quote]I'm the cute little girl in the opening credits.
Who is 37 now...
by Anonymous | reply 89 | February 22, 2021 11:50 PM |
I’m the refreshing disinterest in snowflakes. You’re a vegetarian? Enjoy beef pastry week! Missing part of a hand? Too bad it’s braided bread day!
by Anonymous | reply 90 | February 23, 2021 1:13 AM |
I'm Noel's godawful oversized "hip" sweaters.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | February 23, 2021 1:13 AM |
I love that show
by Anonymous | reply 92 | February 23, 2021 1:18 AM |
Other than on that "Derry Girls" special episode, do they ever have bakers from Northern Ireland? It seems like everyone is from England, Wales, or Scotland.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | February 23, 2021 2:01 AM |
I’ve revealed my ‘showstopper’ on the gingham altar. And it’s a right Bobby dazzler, to speak in terms of the vernacular peasantry.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | February 23, 2021 2:14 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 97 | February 23, 2021 2:34 AM |
I’m the dishes the judges refuse to taste because they’re raw.
And the inevitable last place item in the technical challenge that looks like it was assembled by a blindfolded five-year-old.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | February 23, 2021 2:36 AM |
I'm the melted Baked Alaska retrieved from the garbage and the well made and delicious stolen custard sauce that sit in the GBBO Hall of Attempted Sabotage and Cheating.
Echoes of fake crying and "Oh, dear, I'm so sorry, it wasn't on purpose!!" reverberate throughout the Hall.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | February 23, 2021 3:07 AM |
I’m Noels pee colored teeth.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | February 23, 2021 3:32 AM |
Pee? They look like baked beans.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | February 23, 2021 4:24 AM |
R96–wtf?
by Anonymous | reply 102 | February 23, 2021 4:40 AM |
I’m the music that comes in at the end of the showstopper.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | February 23, 2021 4:48 AM |
I'm a rough-puff pastry, bitches.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | February 23, 2021 4:59 AM |
Noah's stupid sweaters/jumpers were always over the top. But i liked seeing what he would roll out next, to be honest. and i love that they always do a meat pie series because we in the states are all vegan/vegetarian. i'm fine with being vegan/veg but typical UK food includes meat pies. it's interesting to see different culture food (US here). i've never had a meat pie. just like i've never had spotted dick or Eton Mess or any other things i never heard of until i started watching this.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | February 23, 2021 4:59 AM |
Sadly, I gave had a spotted dick.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | February 23, 2021 5:01 AM |
r106 is it like canned bread with raisins?
by Anonymous | reply 107 | February 23, 2021 5:04 AM |
I am the deep fryer that will fuck up one of the contestants. No one has one at home, so when they use me in the show it's an all new experience. For one reason or another, I will not reach the proper temperature and the doughnut, samosa or whatever will turn out greasy and pale.
A smart contestant will just fry in a deep pan like she does at home.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | February 23, 2021 5:11 AM |
I’m going to forget something. It might be an ingredient. It might be to remove something from the oven. But I’m going to forget.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | February 23, 2021 5:28 AM |
I'm the enraged homosexual fans if the new season doesn't have at least 4 hot men on it, at least 3 of them gay or gay-ish
by Anonymous | reply 110 | February 23, 2021 6:09 AM |
I'm the sad fact that the show is starting to feel repetitive after 11 seasons.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | February 23, 2021 6:10 AM |
I'm the....
.....adorable young teen baker, either male or female, that nice audience members will adore and horny ones will lust after.
.....kooky or strange senior baker, preferably Scottish or Northern English with an adorable accent, who will charm/terrify until they get the boot 3 episodes after they should have actually left the tent.
....sexy younger woman that Paul obviously fancies.
....sexy younger man that the gay fans fancy only to be crushed when they find out they're straight.
....talented baker who either chokes in the semi-finals or actually during the finals so a less talented baker takes their spot or actually wins.
Every series has us!
by Anonymous | reply 112 | February 23, 2021 6:18 AM |
I'm the phlegm dangling from Prue Leith's tonsils.
You can hear me vibrating on her uvula as she wheezes "Oh, it's scrummy".
by Anonymous | reply 113 | February 23, 2021 6:57 AM |
I'm Paul Hollwood's beard!
by Anonymous | reply 114 | February 23, 2021 7:00 AM |
[quote]Other than on that "Derry Girls" special episode, do they ever have bakers from Northern Ireland? It seems like everyone is from England, Wales, or Scotland.
Mark Lutton, the bearish guy with the great hair from this past season, is Northern Irish.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | February 23, 2021 7:30 AM |
Ye've all forgotten Irish Iain, too?
I'm the wise acre viewer who doesn't know it is Mary and not Pru who exclaims "Scrummy!"
by Anonymous | reply 116 | February 23, 2021 7:52 AM |
I'm Paul Kelly, here to tell R93 that Ireland only has about 20 good bakers and we used them all on The Great Irish Bake Off.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | February 23, 2021 8:45 AM |
I’m more style than substance and have been accused of being not worth the calories.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | February 23, 2021 11:08 AM |
I'm Mary's pronunciation of " layers" as " lairs."
by Anonymous | reply 119 | February 23, 2021 1:07 PM |
I'm the shitty little ovens built into the bakers' work tables. Once my door even fell off during a contestant's bake.
I'm too small to comfortably accommodate everything they have to do. The time constraints are bad, but I, the shitty little oven, can really bring them to their knees.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | February 23, 2021 1:24 PM |
Must it really be in a tent?
by Anonymous | reply 121 | February 23, 2021 1:25 PM |
I'm "Bakers, you have TEN SECONDS!"
by Anonymous | reply 122 | February 23, 2021 1:48 PM |
I'm the dramatic editing that makes it look like someone decorated an entire cake in TEN! SECONDS!
by Anonymous | reply 123 | February 23, 2021 2:07 PM |
I'm Paul Hollywood's 10 layer ego cake.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | February 23, 2021 2:53 PM |
R86:
[quote] What Makes a Genoise and (sic) Genoise? -- A genoise cake, also known as Genovese or Genoese (named after the Italian city of Genoa), is especially common in Italian and French cuisine.
Common sense would tell you that, being the adjectival form of the city name, it's equivalent in French (Genoise) or English (Genoese).
by Anonymous | reply 125 | February 23, 2021 8:25 PM |
Common sense should also tell you the words cited are obsolete, R125. Jeebus.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | February 23, 2021 9:56 PM |
"obsolete"?
by Anonymous | reply 127 | February 23, 2021 10:16 PM |
So who is everyone's favorite gay contestant? Mine is John Whaite (especially liked his camaraderie with straight fellow contestant James), but Steven Carter-Bailey was the hottest so far.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | February 23, 2021 10:21 PM |
Obsolete. As in "no longer in popular use". If you review the article cited, and just about every other article mentioning the obsolete terms, they refer to "génoise" or "genoise".
by Anonymous | reply 129 | February 23, 2021 10:45 PM |
Response R129 for nitwit R127...
by Anonymous | reply 130 | February 23, 2021 10:48 PM |
I'm the constant put-downs aimed at Paul by Matt, Noel, Mel, and Sue because Paul is HAWT
by Anonymous | reply 131 | February 23, 2021 10:57 PM |
We’re the furrowed brows and perplexed expressions on the contestants’ faces when the obscure European pastry they must bake in the technical is announced.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | February 23, 2021 10:59 PM |
"So who is everyone's favorite gay contestant?"
John Whaite is the only one I know who has had his cock photo posted online. I was strangely attracted to Andrew Smyth.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | February 23, 2021 11:01 PM |
Tamal was the hottest gay contestant. AND a doctor.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | February 23, 2021 11:20 PM |
Steven Carter-Bailey was the one who hooked up with Russell Tovey--right?
by Anonymous | reply 135 | February 23, 2021 11:20 PM |
What is it with gays and baking?
by Anonymous | reply 136 | February 24, 2021 5:18 AM |
I'm the cute little hopeful watercolor paintings of what the actual final product never looks like.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | February 24, 2021 6:01 AM |
I'm the unnecessary opening "bit" preceding the hosts' announcements of that week's theme. I could be removed and I doubt anyone would miss me.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | February 24, 2021 1:16 PM |
I'm the Converse All-Stars that half the contestants seem to wear.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | February 24, 2021 3:33 PM |
I’m the constant metaphor of “balance.” Too much of an ingredient or process will ruin your bake one way, but too little will ruin it in another. Can you find the point of equilibrium?
by Anonymous | reply 140 | February 24, 2021 4:05 PM |
I think DAVID the fit health care provider who won the season before last is the best gay contestant. He was so reserved or shy and calm and organized and also handsome. He had a questionable trim to his hair that was too short on the sides, but hairstyles grow and can change, otherwise he was quite lovely.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | February 24, 2021 5:36 PM |
Going on Bake-Off ruined John Whaite's life. Without it, he'd be a lawyer with a nice career, a flat in London, and an equally successful partner. No bum pics or dick pics online.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | February 24, 2021 8:20 PM |
Well, nobody bloody forced him to do it, did they?
by Anonymous | reply 143 | February 24, 2021 8:45 PM |
Is he not a lawyer?
by Anonymous | reply 144 | February 24, 2021 8:49 PM |
I'm Uncle Roger ripping to shreds the fake Japanese week.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | February 28, 2021 2:32 PM |
I'm Paul squishing the center of a piece of bread or cake before proclaiming it gummy or underbaked or underproofed or "basically raw."
by Anonymous | reply 146 | February 28, 2021 4:55 PM |